#blake’s paldea shenanigans

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Rotomblr rate my sandwich

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Hop is asleep post Inteleon pictures

-Blake

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Oh right I forgot to update you all. The red Kilowattrel I caught is in fact shiny. She doesn’t have a name yet but so far I’m considering calling her Captain Pain In My Ass because she keeps trying to pull on my braid and steal my necklace

That being said, name suggestions are welcome

-Auberi

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A twink with green hair told me to follow my dreams and my dream is to become the Cara Liss of sandwiches

(joking, I do not condone Cara Liss or her actions)

you can’t see it in the photo but there’s hot sauce and jam on there

-Blake

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I’m back, and taking Blake’s phone away before they dare Snagem to hunt them for sport or some shite 😑

-Hop

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Time sensitive question how do you get a Tauros’ head unstuck from between the bars of a metal fence

-Auberi

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we’re starting an evil team and it’s called team autistic swag

don’t ask where my hat went I think Tiny stole it

-Blake

(OOC: art by me)

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Update on the Tera raid

WE GOT OUR FUCKING ASSES KICKED

Okay. Okay okay okay okay okay.

You know Suicune? Right? The legendary beast? Yeah that.

Now picture that as a dinosaur.

I SHIT YOU NOT that is what that thing looked like.

Even Florence was freaked out and she knows Tera raids better than we do?? The minute we got launched out of the den she jumped onto Koraidon and sped back towards Mesagoza… Hop followed after her, he probably wants to report this to the professor right away.

So Auberi n I are just waiting here… the den is still here but obviously we have no plans of going back in any time soon. We’re just gonna… go grab dinner in Artazon and book a room at the local inn until Hop comes back. After a quick rest at the Pokémon center of course.

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Guys I still don’t have a name for the Ralts x Cottonee hybrid but

Do you think Bede would hate me if I named it after him

-Hop

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I’m never going to Levincia again I stepped out onto the streets for five seconds and Iono dragged me into one of her streams

If you saw me on Iono Zone no you DIDN’T

-Blake

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huh. so I’ve had Mantis for about a day now and I’m starting to notice how standoff-ish they are… they hiss when any of my other Pokémon get even a little too close, and in general all the other ‘mons seem scared to go near them. at least they seem to be okay with me? I haven’t seen how they react to Auberi and Hop yet

I’ve never owned a Volcarona plus Mantis is some kind of strange… variant so I have no idea if this is normal behavior. maybe they’ll ease up to the others eventually… in the meantime does anyone have any Volcarona care tips?

-Blake

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pic of Cranberry from a few days ago at her checkup, this is what she looks like in full

Arceus I just. my blood boils knowing the shit she had to go through

she was relatively easy to handle, but then again that’s probably out of fear. poor baby was trembling the whole time

as of right now she refuses to leave the corner of my room she’s made herself at home in, and hides under my jacket most of the time, but she’s been eating and drinking at least

on a happier note, she met her big brother:

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[A short video. Basil the Sylveon is curled up on the floor, next to what looks like Blake’s jacket piled in the corner. He’s watching it with his ears perked up. A lump moves under the jacket, and a small fuzzy face pokes out.

Basil gets up to carefully approach Cranberry, and the two briefly sniff each other’s noses before the Eevee buries herself under the jacket again.]

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-Blake

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okay Rotomblr what do I put Gigantamix on next I got five bottles of this shit and taking requests!!! Please don’t call interpol on me

-Blake

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hey uh i know hop said im banned from rotomblr but uh

he just came over, picked up my glass of wine and downed the whole thing

he never drinks. is he okay

-Blake

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[Picture of Mantis sleeping, resting their upper body on Blake’s torso]

apparently slither wings are cuddlebugs. I love my giant dinosaur moth dearly but fuck’s sake I Cannot breathe

I don’t have the heart to wake them up so I guess I’m stuck here for today until they move

Mantis has been weirdly sluggish these last few days tho. it’s strange cause they tend to be pretty energetic, even restless at times. we haven’t been super active so I guess that’s why, but it’s still a little concerning? they don’t seem sick at least so I think it’s fine for now, its sunny out today so I’ll bring them with me on a walk later and see if they perk up a little

-Blake

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nice to know I’m still Galar’s court jester no matter where I go /j

-Blake

(OOC: art by me, full version under the cut)