#blackthorn_possum

[mthofferings2023]

blackthorn_possum

See blackthorn_possum’s existing works here.

Preferred contact methods: Email: possumwoodpie@gmail.com Tumblr: possumwoodpie Discord: possumwoodpie

Preferred organizations: - Anything from the list of approved organizations

Will create works that contain: Angst, whump, dark!characters, kink, nsfw, recovery, trauma, humor, farming/gardening, demi/ace characters, non-sexual kink, trans characters

Will not create works that contain: Kidfic, majority fluff, modern/college/coffeeshop AUs, Omegaverse

  -- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 1003

Will create works for the following relationships: Bucky Barnes-centric - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanov & Sam Wilson - MCU Bucky Barnes/Brock Rumlow - MCU Bucky Barnes/Bucky Barnes - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Hydra - MCU Bucky Barnes/Natasha Romanov - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov - 616, MCU Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton - 616, MCU Alpine & Bucky Barnes & Clint Barton & Lucky - 616, MCU

Work Description: This is my first year doing MTH, so I'm very open on pricing and details! I don't have much specific in mind, so let's dream up something great together. In general, the higher your bid, the longer your fic. Max limit approx 50k, but I am notoriously bad at estimating word length once I get into a story. As for scheduling, I would like to try and get things wrapped up within a year, and the shorter the story, the easier that will be. I usually write primarily in the MCU with some comics influences. Open to platonic/nonsexual/etc pairings of any of the above offerings. Not really into domestic/fluffy AUs or most modern ones, unless it involves trauma, goat farming, or gardening. Would love to do some kinky ShrinkyClinks, or trans characters. Open to discussion about monster AUs. No matter what I'm writing, some humor always manages to sneak in, even if it's dark. You may notice that a lot of my work deals with non-con and HTP. I am totally interested in writing things that are NOT that, if that's not your cup of tea! That's just where I happened to get started with some of my writing. But, y'know, kink is always fun, and I'll gladly provide for your crackiest, darkest HTP desires if you like :3

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

Can pods bid on this auction? Yes - Podbids welcome!

CLICK HERE TO BID ON THIS WORK

-- Podfic --

Auction ID: 2003

Will create works for the following relationships: Bucky Barnes-centric - Any Universe Bucky Barnes/Any - Any Universe Steve Rogers-centric - Any Universe Brock Rumlow-centric - Any Universe Natasha Romanov-centric - Any Universe Tony Stark-centric - Any Universe Clint Barton-centric - Any Universe

Work Description: I am just starting out in my podfic practice, but I'd love to put your story to audio! You can see a few examples of my previous pods on my AO3 page. The most recent one is Haunted House by Rainbow_WinterBones, and that will give you the best idea of my current mic quality and setup (previous pods were done with an older mic.) The higher starting bid reflects the time needed for both recording and editing. The longest pod I've done so far is 20 min, about 4k words, but I'm willing to go for longer stories. The higher the bid, the longer the pod! They may take a while for me to start and complete, as I often have to wait until I am home alone for the best recording environment, but I will do my best to get them done by the 2024 deadline, probably earlier. I'm open to many pairings and any rating for podfic recording, but do be aware that I am an American who is not super practiced at doing accents in my voice work. I'll do my best, but especially for Wakandan characters, I'm hesitant to take on more than I'm capable of doing justice for. I'm also open to doing Hydra-focused podfics for any universe. Do feel free to DM me and ask more specific questions!

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

Can pods bid on this auction? Yes - Podbids welcome!

CLICK HERE TO BID ON THIS WORK

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[buckybarnesbingo]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, mean bucky, Toxic Relationship, Rough Sex, Bottom Steve Rogers, Top Bucky Barnes, Choking, Knifeplay, the winter soldier is not a robot, unrepentant bucky barnes, Mildly Dubious Consent, Steve gets roughed up a bit, POV Steve Rogers, Coming Untouched, Porn With Plot, Under-negotiated Kink, it is not at all negotiated, Shower Sex, Dry Humping, Pet Names, Like an obscene amount of pet names, once again i am writing self-indulgent kink :D, Alcohol, Dacryphilia, Competence Kink, Manhandling, Smoking, Beefy Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Has a Large Penis, big dick bucky barnes, also Big Dick Steve Rogers but whatever, Recreational Drug Use, Steve Rogers' hair trigger and short refractory period, Multiple Orgasms, Anal Sex Summary:

He leaned back, getting a better look at Buck. That rakish grin was still plastered across his face, seeming more and more suspicious every minute. After reading what few thin files Nat could scrounge up, he’d expected Bucky to be a mess of brain damage and HYDRA conditioning. But here he was, acting like everything was fine, groping Steve and making jokes.

“Are you alright? I mean… you were real messed up the last time I saw you. It's– Y’know it’s okay if you’re not okay.”

Bucky snorted, letting go of Steve’s ass to give him a withering look. “Thanks, doc. I’ll be sure to tell the brainwashed assassins support group I’ve got a real understanding guy back home.”

“I’m serious! I saw the files. I can’t even imagine what all you’ve been through. If you need anything – therapists, lawyers, whatever – I can get it for you. Tony knows a lot of people.”

“The files, ha! I helped doctor those myself, sweetheart. Got lotsa fun ideas from those old dimestore paperbacks. Better than the real story – James Buchanan Barnes is a commie bastard. And I told you what I need. Whiskey. Scotch, preferably, but I’ll drink anything.”

Chapter 4

Summary:          

have some angst and some porn

implied HTP if you really squint, but it's not discussed at all.

BBB2023 fill, Square C1: Lending a Hand

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Fic rec for you, if you haven't already read it!

Clean Your Plate by Blackthorn_Possum on AO3, Steve x Bucky, Dom/Sub with exhibitionism and a heap of humiliation.

"Clean Your Plate" by Blackthorn_Possum

Thank you for the rec! I haven't read that yet, but I look forward to doing so 👀 I'm certainly interested in those tags

[mandyyvibes]

it’s 2:30 in the morning and i’ve spent the last hour and a half in tears over @possumwoodpie ‘s “As Sharp as Satin.”

and it’s not about the story, not really, it’s not all that sad so far. more than anything, it’s about the profound effect that the original version of this story, and its prequel, had on my life. if i had to pick one piece of media that has shaped my worldview the most, it would be this series. i love this story, these characters, and this universe very deeply, and i highly encourage anyone seeing this to check it out. now’s the perfect time, with the new and improved version of this story having just begun 💖

[marveltrumpshate]

January 2024 MTH fills

The best way to see all the fills that have been shared with us is our monthly roundups tag or our #MTH-fills channel on our Discord, but you can also view them through the following methods:

Our Tumblr tags: 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023

Our AO3 collections: 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 (only has works posted to AO3)

Completed works tag list

To find specific content, use our completed works tag lists above which includes instructions on how to search for a particular character, gen or romantic relationship, universe, and fanwork type. 

SOLO CHARACTERS

Goose

@secondalto - Cross-stitch piece of Goose for @rivetheadgirl

GEN/PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

Pietro Maximoff & Wanda Maximoff

Lalaith Quetzalli/@lalaithquetzallicaresi - Mood board for rufferto9 for their fic, "An Archer's Tale"

SHIPS

Arthur Harrow/Khonshu

@tiptapricot - "Consummation of Consumption" (MCU Arthur Harrow/Khonshu fic about unhealthy, codependent sex featuring religious fanaticism and devotion) for @lintillathearchaeologist

Bruce Banner/Tony Stark

heyjupiter/@twentyghosts - "Under the Tuscan Mistletoe" (Bruce/Tony 1990s non-powered AU fic where Bruce and Tony have a holiday fling) for @kalika999

Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton

@claraxbarton - "Running Start" (Bucky/Clint non-powered soulmates identity porn AU fic) for Col1999 (MTH 2022) - "where we go" (616/MCU fusion Bucky/Clint asexual relationship fic) for @foxprints (MTH 2022)

Lalaith Quetzalli/@lalaithquetzallicaresi - Fic cover for @rufferto9 for their fic, "An Archer's Tale," a Clint/Bucky werelion AU - Mood board for rufferto9 for their fic, "An Archer's Tale," a Clint/Bucky werelion AU

Bucky Barnes/Darcy Lewis

@anonymousmink - Art of Bucky cuddling Darcy from behind in bed for @bekala

Bucky Barnes/Howard Stark

@ruquas - A wartime epistolary fic in the form of handwritten letters between Bucky and Howard for @fuckyeahhowardstark

Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers

blackthorn_possum/@possumwoodpie - Podfic of "Surprise of the Night," a 1930s Bucky/Steve fic where Bucky and Steve go to watch a blue movie by and for lou2

Clint Barton/Phil Coulson

@cakeisnotpie - "All the Difference" (Clint/Coulson AU fic where Phil is a homeless vet who crosses paths with Clint, who takes contracts to go after bad guys) for @oper1895 and stillcentre

Jake Lockley/Marc Spector

@tiptapricot - "Warm Pipes" (MCU Jake/Marc shower fic where Jake helps Marc find their body again) for @rufferto9

Loki/Mobius

Lalaith Quetzalli/@lalaithquetzallicaresi - Loki/Mobius edit of them smiling fondly at each other with the phrase "Wherever you are, that's home" for @t0nystark1er

Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

Juulna/@juuls - Podfic of "felt with your two hands," a post-Endgame Steve/Tony fic where Tony helps Steve shave by and for @ishipallthings - Podfic of "lonely rivers flow to the sea (Topographies Remix)," a post-AoU Steve/Tony mutual pining fuck buddies fic by and for @ishipallthings

@longhornletters - Beta service for "Behind the Mask," a Steve/Tony Noir/Civil Warrior identity porn fic by and for @gottalovev (posted December 2023)

[buckybarnesfanfiction]

Hydra Trash Party

[katie-delaney]

Catch Up Tag Game

Tagged by @gyokujyn

Last song I listened to:

I Have A Friend - The Libertines (my favourite band, their new album, still on repeat, not even Taylors managed to knock them off my top spot :D)

Last thing I read:

I thinkkk As Sharp as Satin - Blackthorn_possum

Last movie I watched:

Puss In Boots (I'd never watched it before, thought I should finally get round to it)

Last TV show:

Sewing Bee :D

Last thing I googled:

Pottery Throwdown

Last thing I ate:

My husband's amazing tacos

Sweet, salty, or savory:

Can't I have salty savory? Is salty different than savory? Have I been doing life wrong?

Sleep:

Yeah I should go to sleep soon I have work tomorrow but I have obviously messed up my sleeping pattern whilst I've been on leave

Currently reading:

Terry Pratchett - The Colour of Magic (I've been neglecting proper reading lately, too many hobbies, masters degree, too much writing, so I've been reading this for several months now)

[buckybarnesbingo]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes & Darcy Lewis, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Natasha Romanov Characters: Darcy Lewis, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes Additional Tags: this is absolute fluff, Bucky Barnes Bingo 2023, Bucky With The Good Hair, everyone lives in avengers tower and nothing hurts, Shopping, Natasha Is a Good Bro, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Bucky misses his goats dammit, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Spa Treatments, Pining, Unrequited Love, Domestic Avengers, Fluff Summary:

“Where’m I gonna go, huh? Take a walk around Central Park and get gawped at? Have a panic attack on the subway and punch out a kindergartener? The fuck do you want from me, Lewis?”

Darcy gave him a skeptical look, swirling the straw around her cup and searching for dregs of whipped cream.

“I want you to stop acting like you’re in jail. We both know you’re not gonna lose it just because someone bumps into you in public, you drama queen. Your brain’s as unscrambled as it’s gonna be, and you’re not a fugitive anymore. You should be celebrating! And I’m booored. Jane has been holed up with Thor all week having freaky Asgardian sex, and I have no one to go out with.”

Bucky scoffed. “If I’m your best option for socializing, you should be worried about your own sanity.”

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (18-24 Jun 2023)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😊Spark (maribeau) - 44K, Brokenwood Mysteries Kristin/Daniel canon divergence

😍As Sharp as Satin (blackthorn_possum) - 170K, stucky - post-WS Bucky recovery fic - wonderful & stuffed with all the best 'bucky recovery' tropes including but not limited to: avengers family, hurt/whump/comfort, 'the asset becoming bucky' and the few kinks that are not my thing (HTP, mild bloodplay) were easily skippable without damaging the story

😊👂‍Calculated Risks (InCryptid #10) (Seanan McGuire, author; Emily Bauer, narrator) - finally getting back to the adventures of the Price family, esp Annie, Artie & Sarah who are unfortunately stuck in a different dimension but math will save the day

😊is it a cry i hear (from the deep wood) (steviesunrises (riverdraft), author; grandmacore, artist) - reread for stucky bookclub - 59K, shrunkyclunks with gnc garden witch bucky & a cap!steve who needs to learn to have a life

💖💖 +92K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

Heart Trouble (MoreThanSlightly (cadignan)) - Ted Lasso: Keeley/Roy/Jamie, 6K - post-fight canon divergence - great character voices, several LOL lines

Five Stars (Dira Sudis (dsudis)) - The Sandman: Dreamling, 3K - fully human AU - a very funny 'accidental bath selfie' fic

Up For Grabs (Call_Me_Kayyyyy (Cheeky9274), HaniTrash) - MCU: stucky, 5K - funny, crack-y & pretty hot - love a fic that gives me an Edna Mode cameo

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Um, Actually - s8, e6-7

Dirty Laundry - s1, e7

Kate Khavari in discussion with Deanna Raybourn

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Re: Dracula - June 18: Turned his Mind

⭐Vibe Check - A Special Conversation with Roxane Gay

Rachel Maddow Presents: Déjà News - Episode 2: Florida’s First War on Woke

Vibe Check - We’re Sharing War Stories Now

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Flavor Graveyard

ICYMI Plus - The Super Bowl of Private Chef TikTok

⭐Into It - The Culture That Made Me Queer

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Secret Places with Ashley Ray

⭐Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - From Cylinders to Streaming

The Waves Plus - A Year Without Roe

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Hand Collection

Ologies with Alie Ward - Native Melittology (INDIGENOUS BEES) with Krystle Hickman

99% Invisible #541 - The Frankfurt Kitchen

Dear Prudence Plus - How Do You Know When It’s Time to Break Up With a Friend? Help!

Endless Thread - Deepfake Law 101

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Bone Wars

Switched on Pop - Switches Brew: blink-182, Kate Bush, BewhY, The Pointer Sisters, Saint Levant

Strong Songs - "The Chain" and "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac [Recast]

The Soundtrack Show - Jaws, Williams and Spielberg: An Introduction

Re: Dracula - June 24: Dreadful Thing of Night

⭐The Soundtrack Show - Jaws: the Music (Part I & II)

The Allusionist - 178. Uranus

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Shucked (Original Broadway Cast Recording) {2023}

R&B Radio • 1970s

The Donnas Radio • Popular

Kylie Minogue Radio • Upbeat

Rock Radio • Pump-up

The Hits: '50s

Jaws (Music From The Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) [John Williams] {1975}

Rock Radio • 1990s

[ao3feed-stevebucky]

Let's Have a Party (Team Movie Night)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/YQT8srZ

by blackthorn_possum

"Oh my God. Oh my God, Nat, you owe me 50 bucks! It's happening, the Berlin Wall has fallen and the Soviets are pursuing friendly relations. I gotta take a picture, you two are adorable. Murder Muffin is that guy-liner? I see you're adapting to modern fashion much better than Captain Khaki did. You look hot."

Words: 3699, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Rape/Non-Con

Categories: M/M

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Brock Rumlow, Strike Team (Captain America movies), Hydra Agents

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Brock Rumlow, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanov

Additional Tags: past HYDRA Trash Party, bucky barnes is not recovering, Sexual Manipulation, awkward common room conversations, the asset acting like Bucky Barnes just to break Steve's heart, Bucky Barnes Needs Therapy, Incomplete, Probably will not finish this, not anything compliant, kind of crack honestly, sassy asset, Competent Winter Soldier, not an automaton winter soldier

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/YQT8srZ

[milady-elessar]

As Soft as Steel

blackthorn_possum

The Winter Soldier’s Arsenal

Oh boy. I’ve been saving this one because the sheer number of things Bucky has used to kill people overwhelmed me, tbh. It’s going to be … a ride. Here we go.

Yeah. So first of all, The Winter Soldier undoubtedly comes prepared to kick your ass. He’s not going to find himself without a weapon. The thing is, even if he does somehow blaze through the frankly astonishing amount of accoutrements he arrays on his person, he’s still not going to find himself without something that will kill you. Even if his arm is put out of service (or blown off, RIGHT TONY) he’s not going to be without something that will kill you.

Keep reading

[buckybarnesbingo]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, mean bucky, Toxic Relationship, Rough Sex, Bottom Steve Rogers, Top Bucky Barnes, Choking, Knifeplay, the winter soldier is not a robot, unrepentant bucky barnes, Mildly Dubious Consent, Steve gets roughed up a bit, POV Steve Rogers, Coming Untouched, Porn With Plot, Under-negotiated Kink, it is not at all negotiated, Shower Sex, Dry Humping, Pet Names, Like an obscene amount of pet names, once again i am writing self-indulgent kink :D, Alcohol, Dacryphilia, Competence Kink, Manhandling, Smoking, Beefy Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Has a Large Penis, big dick bucky barnes, also Big Dick Steve Rogers but whatever, Recreational Drug Use, Steve Rogers' hair trigger and short refractory period, Multiple Orgasms, Anal Sex Summary:

He leaned back, getting a better look at Buck. That rakish grin was still plastered across his face, seeming more and more suspicious every minute. After reading what few thin files Nat could scrounge up, he’d expected Bucky to be a mess of brain damage and HYDRA conditioning. But here he was, acting like everything was fine, groping Steve and making jokes.

“Are you alright? I mean… you were real messed up the last time I saw you. It's– Y’know it’s okay if you’re not okay.”

Bucky snorted, letting go of Steve’s ass to give him a withering look. “Thanks, doc. I’ll be sure to tell the brainwashed assassins support group I’ve got a real understanding guy back home.”

“I’m serious! I saw the files. I can’t even imagine what all you’ve been through. If you need anything – therapists, lawyers, whatever – I can get it for you. Tony knows a lot of people.”

“The files, ha! I helped doctor those myself, sweetheart. Got lotsa fun ideas from those old dimestore paperbacks. Better than the real story – James Buchanan Barnes is a commie bastard. And I told you what I need. Whiskey. Scotch, preferably, but I’ll drink anything.”

Chapter 3

Notes:          

Square fill for BBB2023 U3: Anything

[buckybarnesbingo]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, mean bucky, Toxic Relationship, Rough Sex, Bottom Steve Rogers, Top Bucky Barnes, Choking, Knifeplay, the winter soldier is not a robot, unrepentant bucky barnes, Mildly Dubious Consent, Steve gets roughed up a bit, POV Steve Rogers, Coming Untouched, Porn With Plot, Under-negotiated Kink, it is not at all negotiated, Shower Sex, Dry Humping, Pet Names, Like an obscene amount of pet names, once again i am writing self-indulgent kink :D, Alcohol, Dacryphilia, Competence Kink, Manhandling, Smoking, Beefy Bucky Barnes, Bucky Barnes Has a Large Penis, big dick bucky barnes, also Big Dick Steve Rogers but whatever, Recreational Drug Use, Steve Rogers' hair trigger and short refractory period, Multiple Orgasms, Anal Sex Summary:

He leaned back, getting a better look at Buck. That rakish grin was still plastered across his face, seeming more and more suspicious every minute. After reading what few thin files Nat could scrounge up, he’d expected Bucky to be a mess of brain damage and HYDRA conditioning. But here he was, acting like everything was fine, groping Steve and making jokes.

“Are you alright? I mean… you were real messed up the last time I saw you. It's– Y’know it’s okay if you’re not okay.”

Bucky snorted, letting go of Steve’s ass to give him a withering look. “Thanks, doc. I’ll be sure to tell the brainwashed assassins support group I’ve got a real understanding guy back home.”

“I’m serious! I saw the files. I can’t even imagine what all you’ve been through. If you need anything – therapists, lawyers, whatever – I can get it for you. Tony knows a lot of people.”

“The files, ha! I helped doctor those myself, sweetheart. Got lotsa fun ideas from those old dimestore paperbacks. Better than the real story – James Buchanan Barnes is a commie bastard. And I told you what I need. Whiskey. Scotch, preferably, but I’ll drink anything.”

Chapter 1

[buckybarnesbingo]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes & Darcy Lewis, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Natasha Romanov Characters: Darcy Lewis, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes Additional Tags: this is absolute fluff, Bucky Barnes Bingo 2023, Bucky With The Good Hair, everyone lives in avengers tower and nothing hurts, Shopping, Natasha Is a Good Bro, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Bucky misses his goats dammit, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Spa Treatments, Pining, Unrequited Love, Domestic Avengers, Fluff Summary:

“Where’m I gonna go, huh? Take a walk around Central Park and get gawped at? Have a panic attack on the subway and punch out a kindergartener? The fuck do you want from me, Lewis?”

Darcy gave him a skeptical look, swirling the straw around her cup and searching for dregs of whipped cream.

“I want you to stop acting like you’re in jail. We both know you’re not gonna lose it just because someone bumps into you in public, you drama queen. Your brain’s as unscrambled as it’s gonna be, and you’re not a fugitive anymore. You should be celebrating! And I’m booored. Jane has been holed up with Thor all week having freaky Asgardian sex, and I have no one to go out with.”

Bucky scoffed. “If I’m your best option for socializing, you should be worried about your own sanity.”

Chapter 2: Bucky with the Good Hair                      

Notes:          

For square B1: Bucky with the Good Hair

[buckybarnesbingo]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes & Darcy Lewis, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Natasha Romanov Characters: Darcy Lewis, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes Additional Tags: this is absolute fluff, Bucky Barnes Bingo 2023, Bucky With The Good Hair, everyone lives in avengers tower and nothing hurts, Shopping, Natasha Is a Good Bro, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Bucky misses his goats dammit, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Spa Treatments, Pining, Unrequited Love, Domestic Avengers, Fluff Summary:

“Where’m I gonna go, huh? Take a walk around Central Park and get gawped at? Have a panic attack on the subway and punch out a kindergartener? The fuck do you want from me, Lewis?”

Darcy gave him a skeptical look, swirling the straw around her cup and searching for dregs of whipped cream.

“I want you to stop acting like you’re in jail. We both know you’re not gonna lose it just because someone bumps into you in public, you drama queen. Your brain’s as unscrambled as it’s gonna be, and you’re not a fugitive anymore. You should be celebrating! And I’m booored. Jane has been holed up with Thor all week having freaky Asgardian sex, and I have no one to go out with.”

Bucky scoffed. “If I’m your best option for socializing, you should be worried about your own sanity.”

Chapter 1: Bucky & Darcy     

For Bingo Square C2: Bucky & Darcy