#black tarn

[nightingaletrash]

so who's your favourite member of the beaver pack and why is it Black Tarn?

[doctorjuvenile]

Gurl when : '' )

[sir20]

Cathédrale d'Albi, by sir20

[emberfriday]

can I give Kaon 30 bottles of redbull infused with raw caffeine and watch him tweak?

btw I love Kaon too much. He's just a goober

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[mechstims]

Do you think you could do an idw Tarn one 🥺💜

IDW Tarn

kisses him on the mask and gets ripped in half immediately :D

X X X | X X X | X X X

[utka-skandalist]

[transingthoseformers]

That took longer than expected but here goes.

Get Cucked Tarn AU Part 1

Basically the AU Part starts earlier. Pharma has made a deal with Tarn and it has already started to get intense and overwhelming. Pharma is meeting demand as they have extras and people are dying naturally so he hasn't had to make the choice to kill but it is getting there. He is now locked in and panicking but trying to convince himself he has it under control. 

(He does not.)

And Tarn has started to use him like a stress ball/unwilling therapist he dumps things on because Megatron has gone missing and communication has disappeared across the war since he left to go take care of the “problem with Starscream”. Basically the start of Phase 1 of IDW when the Cybertronians get stuck on Earth and everyone gets cut off. It's only a couple years so not too long for a Cybertronian in IDW but Tarn is basically having the equivalent of being left on read for a month when Megatron went on a work trip and he is taking it out on safe targets.

 Setting the scene.

Pharma and Ambulon get stuck in a cave in and through the intense hours stuck there and Pharma's increasing panic and fear of death he confesses what happened thinking he is dying. Ambulon manages to save him and he and Pharma talk about things and he calms him down from going into full panic. Ambulon brings First Aid in on it and the three of them support each other to plan how to handle it until they can come up with a permanent plan. 

Ambulon brings to the table that he can make T-Cogs that are CC level which an addict won't really notice so long as it works. Inspired wholly by @creamium's The Delphi Solution. Ambulon has kind of half trained himself as a blacksmith and uses his own sentio metallico to grow uncoded parts from and he just makes them imitate a T-Cog. It's a lot more involved, has a high failure rate and requires him carrying around vials of it in his Spark Chamber, draining energy, to activate it but it is possible because the cultures eventually turns into malleable goo and become self-replicating. This solidifies Ambulon’s place on the Delphi Mad Science Team and Pharma and First Aid start working with him to make it quicker so they can meet demand.

Many shenanigans happen as they all brainstorm ways to resolve things. Pharma invents a plague, First Aid turns out to have Springer's personal number and lies to the Wreckers, and Ambulon calls his ex who he knows would be willing to be hired to fuck around and distract the DJD if the pay is good enough and since he needs Tarn dead anyway.

The ex is Black Shadow and Pharma is scandalized and suddenly very poor and watching horrified as Black Shadow and his apparent lover Blue Bacchus are hitting on Ambulon while First Aid flutters over Springer who is grudgingly agreeing to help them out. Pharma meanwhile has decided to, if nothing works out do a murder suicide because he is not suffering through Tarn's special attention.

Things are successful. The DJD do not expect to be led into a trap. Though admittedly it does lead to Vos, who is apparently a spy, getting his cover broken as he saves Springer, who Prowl has a high priority protection placed on.

Clean up means Pharma gets to therapeutically triumphantly raid their no abandoned base, blow up their drug hub, burn and steal Tarn's shit including his “collection” and now firmly declares his personal Autobot nemesis. 

Ambulon, Pharma, and he are now thoroughly bonded and Vos/Dominus passes on the news about Overlord’s take over of Garrus-9 sooner. Things go slightly differently there as Springer is definitely willing to charge Prowl’s card to keep the mercenaries who are high off sticking it to the DJD, agree. The Wreckers end up hanging out on Delphi recovering and make it their base as a bit of a “fuck you”.

The war ends and Delphi is being closed down. The Delphi Team is on Cybertron when the Lost Light launches and Pharma initially stays back since Ratchet is going but Ambulon and First Aid go for both First Aid's training and because Ambulon wants to see the world. They still regularly talk though and give him updates. He also talks to Ratchet and has been trying to talk him into letting him work on his hands as they try to become friends (and more in Pharma's hopes) again.

Pharma goes through everything on Cybertron and once the Lost Light prepares to leave again he signs u. Then he tries to kiss Ratchet, gets rejected, and he's already signed up so no getting out of that.

Then Megatron declares himself an Autobot and chooses the KOC for his trial and Pharma cackles. He has thoroughly fucked himself he thinks trapped with his now ex-ex and Tarn’s idol constantly just there and unpleasant reminder. 

I'll continue in a bit. Gotta finish dinner.

Of course we start with the Deal, easily one of the major factors in why Pharma is Pharma, the godforsaken deal

Aaaand makes sense for Tarn to start telling Pharma some very TMI stuff because Tarn. And Pharma can't do jack shit about it. Tarn is that one dog with separation anxiety who's trying to not tear the place apart.

Oh no, a canon divergent cave in

So this time Pharma actually has help to try and keep the deal from going against the wall like it did in canon, especially since Ambi and Aid very much can help at this point

Ambulon can do what? Running to ao3 now, Oh this one would hurt. I got sidetracked but the idea of being able to manufacture t-cogs separately has gotta help out majorly, even if it's hard as fuck

First Aid how do you have Springer's number, OWO?

Kiufgjngccck Ambulon your ex is Black Shadow?? How did that happen

Black Shadow and Blue Bacchus deserve more attention in the fandom

So things actually go well for once, up until Lost Light era where in a typical Lost Light fashion shit goes wild.

oh Pharma, L cope lmao

[hunterkhean]

I did say I'll upload transformers fic and I did

Even though it's not What people probably wanted 💀

But hey... I did it here

The JOKE that is our LIFE

sorry it's not soundrod or Any Update of ships Fic but IT'S THE PHASE SIXERS (also Megatron and tarn is there... And QuickSwitch... And ScatterShot) SILLY DAILY LIFE AFTER THE WAR IN HnK AU lol

Trying rehabilitation end up being a Dysfunctional Family with one human, and Two cats

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

I have finally finished the first set of sixteen expression doodles/chat stickers! A thank you to @slugsjunk for indulging my nonsense and giving me characters to draw :3 This was fun for a lot of reasons, but a big one was that it gave me a reason to draw characters I never had before, which is always good for practice.

Here they are! :D (some of them I envisioned as having specific scenarios attached to them lol)

Ambulon: I imagine this was his expression when First Aid told him about jump-starting.

Swerve: he's nervous because he's not taken his visor off in front of anybody before, but don't worry, the person he's looking at thinks he's cute. (they're in my next set >:3)

You might notice he's missing his visor. @slugsjunk's sent an edit of a visorless Swerve to the "cursed-images" channel in our Discord server and then asked me to use him for one of the expressions. I deigned to make him a little less deeply upsetting.

Whirl: he's flirting with Cyclonus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cyclonus: oh shit he flirtin' bACK- (＃°Д°)

Getaway: I just wanted to make him cry. Is that so wrong? Kinda makes me angry how nice his highlights turned out.

Megatron: he just handed Minimus a poem he wrote about him and now he a lil nervous 👉👈

Thunderclash: (I already posted this one earlier) he's laughing at some silly joke Rodimus made because he's a himbo in love with his captain <3<3<3

He sparkle because that's the way @lush-specimen describes him in their fantastic fics :>

Rodimus: the opposite shot of the previous one; he's not happy about Thunderclash finding his joke funny. First the guy takes his quest, now he's like the only person who laughs at Roddy's jokes? This guy's GOTTA be hiding something! (spoiler alert: he's not, Thunderclash is just a massive dork :D)

Trailbreaker/Trailcutter: he angy >:(

Lyzack: Black Shadow cannot tell her and Leo apart nor does he care to, and she's getting tired of being called the wrong name. That man better be glad he's made out of ununtrium or he'd be dead metal.

I've never understood why she looks like a recolored Starscream in canon, nor am I particularly a fan of how blocky and unmoving Leozack's helm is, so I made my own design. Fight me.

Black Shadow: speak of the devil He's lookin' at Blue Bacchus and being hella gay for him :>

Blue Bacchus: he was not prepared to deal with a genuine Shady smile this early in the cycle. Please, Shadow, he's trying to fuel. Let the man drink his energon before you make him swoon.

Perceptor: he blushi blushi 'cause he watching Brainstorm do marginally safer science than usual. He is very proud that his constant nagging is paying off.

Dai Atlas: oop priestman with the big sword is not pleased. I wonder who's the cause...*looks at star saber*

Fulcrum: I bet Misfire took his drink or something. Or maybe he's just regretting that he didn't detonate and now he's stuck with these idiots.

Tarn: I choose to believe this is the face Tarn is always making behind his mask. *blep*

Reminder that I still have at least sixteen more of these still to complete; you are never safe. >:D

[nightingaletrash]

I love my werewolf pack, we got a depressed Englishman, a feral seven year old, an underaged ecoterrorist, a girl who lives in a graveyard, a middle-aged hacker, and an elderly murderer.

[richard1005]

Phase Sixers Season 1 Episodes List

1x01-Pilot

Just the begging of the series. The Phase Sixers crush on the planet with Rodimus and Sixshot and him encounter Chromedome and Rewind. Headmaster flashback ensues

1x02-The Transmitter

Tarn takes Rodimus and Overlord (for some reason) to get back the transmitter of the Peaceful Tyranny. They find it, only to be discovered by a swarm of Pteraxadon.

1x03-The Lost Light Attack!

Yes some title are inspired by the Japanese ones. The survivor of the Lost Light attack the Phase Sixers, only to realize the war has ended (much to a lot of people dismay) Family issues between Nautica and Tarn and Sixshot meets his ex, Ultra Magnus. Oh and Overlord meets Fortress Maximus again I guess.

1x04-A Whole City Of Opportunity

Black Shadow takes Rodimus to the Lost Light City and pisses everyone off. B.I.R.D. appears and Shadow can't stop being himself. he also gets hit with the meta-bomb. (Yeah he's the swerve of the team)

1x05-Who's Afraid Of The DJD?

Tarn finally finds his old team. DJD or Phase Sixers who is better for him? Also Fortress trying to not implode thanks to the war criminal that land every day on his planet.

1x06-Attack From Outer Space! (Inspired by the RID episode) Gigatron arrives to Antilla to reunite with Overlord and see who's the strongest. Fortress is again trying not to explode.

1x07-The Scavengers

Rodimus meets the Scavenger, normal adventure with a treasure to find and a giant monster to beat. Skyfall appears.

1x08-My Friend Sixshot!

(From Headmaster) Chromedome disappears, Rewind gets help from Sixshot, both don't want to, but Rewind needs to find his husband and Sixshot doesn't want to just let Chromedome die like that.

1x09-A Spy Among Us Part 1

Mid-Season finale. Makeshift creates chaos around the Lost Light City, It's like among us but better.

1x10-A Spy Among Us Part 2

Mid-Season Finale. The same as part 1, Makeshift isn't going to last long.

1x11-Space Bridge Adventure

While trying to repair the space bridge, Whirl and Rodimus accidentally activate it, random teleportation around the galaxy happens.

1x12-The Mysterious Warrior

(Not Greatshot) Blue Bacchus appears and Black Shadow and him have married couple problems.

1x13-Expiration Date

If you watched the TF2 video than you know what this is.

1x14-A Murder Weapon and A Warden

Finally, Overlord and Fortress Maximus have an adventure! It's as bad as it sounds.

1x15-Enter The Nightbird

Our favourite ninja girl arrives! Sixshot has to do the adult of the situation.

1x16-Family Bonding

Problems in paradise. Sixshot with Nightbird. Oh and Drift apparently decides to do something since the start of the season.

1x17-Unleash The Beasts

The Terrorcons have finally found Sixshot, he's not that happy. Neither is Defensor.

1x18-Teamwork Makes The Dreamworks

The Terrorcons and the DJD have to work together. It's as bad as it sounds.

1x19-Stormbringer Part 1

The Phase Sixers found about their original mission, the Stormbringer. They travel to the destroyed Nebulon to fight him. It doesn't end well.

1x20-Stormbringer Part 2

With Thunderwing now approaching Antilla. The Phase Sixers must find a way to return to the planet and stop the Stormbringer.

[knightdgblue]

It would be funny if Tarn and Optimus’ face looked similar and the whole sibling had merit.

My au I joked around about Tarn being the annoying older brother to Ariel and Optimus.

Just Tarn taking his mask off and he and Optimus looking a like ha!

“Put the mask back on! No one wants to see your ugly mug!”

“That’s it, time out young lady!”

[birthdaycakeplate]

@meganguiglione made me stupid last night when I found all their ao3 OverTarn stuff, so now I’m being stupid over here

Please read ✨ Obviously Betrothed ✨by Neocybex 💫 if you love OverTarn a healthy, normal amount.

(They aren’t as mushy as whatever the hell that thing up there is, I promise. I’m just, you know, projecting.)

((But let me tell you they get so fucking soft and it’s absolutely perfect. It fits so well, I have to stop talking now))

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Malham Tarn Outflow