#black mirror: beyond the sea

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Nocturnal Emissions

Summary: Kappa narrating how he fucks you in your sleep.

Pairing: Kappa x fem!Reader

Word Count: ~1.1k

Content Warnings: HEAVY Somnophilia 18+!, Consensual Non-Con, Fingering, Pussy Worship, Affectionate Petnames, Kappa being soft? Gentle?! Caring Even?!?, Oral (F Receiving), Kappa Being The Tech-Racist That He Is, Tongue Fucking, Ass Kissing, Rimming (I Officially Lost The Plot), Daddy Kink, Heavy Breeding Kink, Unprotected P In V

A/N: The NSA agent when I googled if you can actually have an orgasm in your sleep: 👁👄👁

Tagging the horde:

@crypticsewerslut @quicksilversg1rl @alalalaaallaaalaaa @bvg-w1res @milsthouqhts @amayalul @roryculkinsbf @roryculkinsgf @spookyorchid

I want to hold you close

Soft breasts, beating heart

As I whisper in your ear

I want to fucking tear you apart

- Tear You Apart By She Wants Revenge

A deep roll of thunder chased a charged lightning through the cloudy night sky as heavy raindrops hammered against the dirty window of the hideout, your unconscious body curled up on a worn out mattress with your arms wrapped around an old pillow in a tight embrace.

"Oh, you're out, huh?" Kappa smiled to himself whilst taking quiet steps towards the mattress.

He studied your form with soft eyes before he slipped his torso out of his dark red shirt and stepped out of his pants, the mix of fabrics pooling on the floor in front of an old and brittle door frame that had been missing its door for probably the last 15 years already.

"You're so pretty when you sleep." He whispered into the dark room, crouching down and lowering himself onto the mattress right behind you, cupping your body with his.

"So innocent and peaceful.." His lips peppered your shoulder with gentle, little kisses, making the skin in the crook of your neck erupt with soft goosebumps.

"Fucking gorgeous, really." Kappa groaned into your soft skin as he felt the blood rushing down to his hardening cock already.

He chose to ignore the forming ache between his legs for a moment and instead spend all his attention on you as his hand reached out to touch you carefully. With nimble fingertips he caressed the curve of your ass, traced it up and down again, feeling the radiating warmth emitting from your sleeping body and eventually allowing himself to dip a bit deeper between your thighs.

"Someone must be having really nice dreams right now." Kappa chuckled under his breath as he let his slender fingers run through your wet cunt up to your clit.

"Such a messy, little slut. Always wet and ready even in her sleep." He led his fingers to draw a few lazy circles around your clit before he pulled his hand back.

"Maybe..maybe I'll just get a taste." Slightly biting his bottom lip, Kappa scooted down on the mattress until he was low enough to press his face between your thighs from behind.

Before just doing so, he took his time in admiring your behind, gingerly pressing his lips to the round of your cheeks multiple times. He felt like he wanted to smack it, sink his teeth into it at least but that would wake you up and he didn't want to interrupt your precious sleep. Holding back these urges, Kappa leaned in closer and darted his tongue out, the tip prodding against your entrance for a split second before pushing in. He couldn't help himself but to moan into your slightly clenching cunt as the taste of you spread all over his tongue. In agonizingly slow strokes he thrusted his tongue in and back out of you, fucking you with it and drinking you in.

With a grin spreading widely on his face, he noticed how you started to roll your hip ever so slightly in your sleep and he enjoyed thinking about how you were dreaming about getting fucked by him right now.

"Such a pretty, tight pussy." It fell from his lips in awe before they closed around your throbbing cunt again.

You couldn't feel it or maybe you could somewhere deep in your subconscious but in the way your walls clenched and tightened around his tongue, Kappa knew that your orgasm was building up rather quickly.

Reluctantly, he pulled back, his tongue sliding out of you with a wet sound, strings of saliva and your slick dangling from his chin. Before pulling back completely, he granted himself a languid lick from your clit right to your asshole. For a brief moment he caressed the tight ring of muscles with the width of his tongue, placing a quick kiss on the small spot between your pussy and asshole.

"Fuck, I love your pussy so much, sugar." He groaned against your skin as he slid back up and nuzzled his nose in your hair, smelling you whilst aligning the tip of his now rock hard cock with your entrance.

"Makes me all crazy for you." It emitted in a low moan from the depths of his lungs as he oh so slowly buried himself all the way inside of you, up until you were all stuffed with his cock.

"You're such a good, little whore for me. Taking Daddy's cock in your sleep like that.." Kappa rambled into the crown of your head, cautiously moving inside you with shallow thrusts of his hips which filled the room with lewd, squelching sounds.

"Fucking hell, you pull me in so hard, babe. Your body really needs me to breed you right now, no?", His voice but a breathless whisper, "How would you like it if Daddy fucked a baby into you, huh? I bet you'd love that, don't you?"

After a while Kappa turned a bit more daring, chasing his own orgasm with longer, less careful thrusts into your warm, wet cunt. He let himself get carried away with it a little.

"I bet those fucking robots couldn't do that, no. Disgusting robot-cock couldn't fuck a baby into you like I do." He hissed, his eyes closed shut as he felt his cock twitching and pulsing inside you.

"There…there…" A choked back guttural groan got muffled by your hair as Kappa pumped rope after rope of his seed inside of you, thrusting one last time to make sure that he pushed it as deep as possible.

"And tomorrow, when you wake up, you'll feel all full and taken care of, babe. Because I won't bother pulling out now.."

[lizardaddams]

No because rory culkin in black mirror is just-

Is he a cult leader?

Yes

Is he a murderer?

Also yes.

Would I still let him disrespect the fuck out of me?

Absolutely

[moviepanda]

It's classified as horror so here you go 😄

I just love Black Mirror and almost every episode of this show so much!

10/26/2024

[billowypantss]

NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED DAVID AND CLIFF 4EVER

they’re so crazy

[denimbex1986]

'In recent years, Josh Hartnett was one of those actors who had entertainment hounds curious of his whereabouts. However, following his stunning performance as Ernest Lawrence in Christopher Nolan’s Oppenheimer cast...it seems that we can officially say that the Hartaissance is on...'

[animusrox]

Black Mirror 6.03 “Beyond the Sea”

[vonlipvig]

no idea where these came from, but letterboxd has comic book posters up for the new black mirror episodes!

edit: the artwork is by butcher billy!

[dietbridgetjones]

[meansevika]

Josh Hartnett as David Ross

BLACK MIRROR: BEYOND THE SEA (2023) dir. John Crowley

[fanofspooky]

Black Mirror Season 6

[ustalochka]

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

hey, can you please write sub! lowkey masochist! kappa smut where he’s like totally obsessed with the reader and devoted? and he also has a hair pulling kink🤭

ARF ARF ARF! BARKING RIGHT AT IT!...and by that, I mean I added some puppy play because I like giving y'all a little whiplash 😘🐶

Worship

Summary: Kappa is begging to be touched. That's really all you need to know.

Pairing: Kappa x fem!Reader

Content Warnings: Kinky Smut 18+!, Two Idiots In Love Your Honor, Dry Humping, Affectionate Petnames, A Sprinkle Of Dumbification, Puppy Play Because Deep Down Kappa Just Wants To Be A Good Boy, One Sloppy Handjob, Premature Orgasm, So Much Begging, So Much Gratitude For Reader, A Teeny Tiny Bit Of Crying

Word Count: ~1,4k

A/N: I feel like I'm becoming more and more unhinged by every new fic and I love that for me.

Tagging the hoe squad (gender neutral!):

@crypticsewerslut @quicksilversg1rl @alalalaaallaaalaaa @bvg-w1res @milsthouqhts @roryculkinsbf @roryculkinsgf @amayalul

Weigh down on me

Stay till morning

Way down, would you say I'm worthy?

- Just Pretend by Bad Omens

Turning another page from the book that you were reading, you smiled to yourself softly. Gentle snoring blubbered out of Kappa’s half-way closed mouth, his head resting on your chest. He must’ve fallen asleep while your free hand had toyed around with frizzy strands of his black hair. You couldn’t blame him, not even the slightest bit, for just dozing off. If you just could, you would’ve, too, but a relentlessly racing mind kept you awake. All the what if’s, the uncertainties mixed with a heaping pile of overthinking was hardly shut down by the light reading you did, but at least it helped somehow.

Yawning a little, you placed the book onto the concrete floor right next to the old mattress and leaned yourself back against the wall, careful not to wake Kappa. Your gaze wandered down to his sleeping body. He looked so beautifully calm and relaxed all curled up into your arm like that…vulnerable even. You felt your heart swelling in your chest at the sight in front of you. You knew that he trusted you but sometimes it’s the little things that really hammered it down home.

“Such a good and pretty boy…” You whispered under your breath and placed a loving kiss to his head, inhaling his scent for a moment before you closed your eyes in a new attempt to find some sleep.

You didn’t really believe in it but you could at least give it another try, right?

To soothe your ever so loud thoughts, you concentrated on Kappa’s slow, peaceful breathing, acknowledging the tiny snores falling from his lips here and there and enjoying how his cheek felt all warm against your chest. For a second you wondered whether he’d fallen asleep listening to your heartbeat. At times he liked doing that.

“Huh…?” For a split second you were, in fact, about to drift off a little but then you felt Kappa pressing his form closer to you.

Curious as to what was going on, you opened one eye just enough to let your view wander downwards.

“Oh…” The corners of your lips curled upwards into an intrigued grin as you realized how he rolled his hips against your thigh, pressing his crotch to your skin in subconscious movements.

“Are we having nice dreams, huh?” Your voice barely audible and more of an amused comment to yourself as you opened both eyes to watch him.

In slow yet surprisingly aimed, little thrust of his hips against your thigh Kappa was dry humping you and you bit down on your bottom lip, feeling the rising heat from the friction of skin grinding against skin. With every small movement his hardening cock stroke over your thigh, the first eager droplets of pre-cum pooling at its head.

“You’re such a horny boy, no?” It rolled over your tongue in a light chuckle as you watched him, wondering what was going on in that dreamworld of his.

With your mind a little absent, your hand wandered back to the mess that was his hair, your fingers entangling themselves deep into it before carefully grabbing a whole fistful. You pulled slowly yet steady, dragging his head back inch by inch until his face pointed right at yours, the sensation apparently enough to wake him up just a bit.

“Uh..?” Kappa looked at you with half-lidded eyes, his voice drowsy and raspy.

“Naughty…” You stated, the grin still playing around your lips.

For a good moment he was completely oblivious to what was going on but after a few deep breaths Kappa must’ve started to grasp the situation he was in as his eyes widened.

“ ‘M sorry, I..” He started scooting away from you, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment.

“Oh no, you stay right there, naughty boy!” Your demand hit him in a serious tone as you yanked him right back to you, your hand still tightly intertwined with his hair.

At that a needy moan erupted straight out of his throat.

“Oh, you like when I do that?” The words had hardly left your mouth before you pulled his hair tighter, more vigorous.

“Yes, Ma’am…yes..” Kappa mewled, his eyes fluttering shut for a brief instance.

It sent a seething hot pang of arousal directly down between your legs seeing him like this, hearing his already desperate voice addressing you like that.

“Good boy…you really need me right now, don’t you?” You teased him, looking straight into his bright, steel blue eyes.

“Yeah..” He admitted, staring back at you with a silent plea.

“Yeah, what? Use your big boy words, Kappa.” Another jolt of longing rippled through your system.

“I need you, Ma’am.”, Kappa answered, his entire face flushed with a soft tint of red, “C-could you please touch me, Ma’am?”

“Hmm…”, You tilted your head to the side, “Where do you want Ma’am to touch you, huh?”

It took everything out of you to not grin widely as you witnessed how Kappa blushed even harder, his jaws clenching as the need for your attention and his own embarrassment fought for the high ground.

“Hmhmm, please..” His body squirmed as his crotch jutted against your thigh once more.

“No, no…”, You drew his head back by his hair a little further, mimicking a sympathetic frown on your face, “If you don’t tell me where, I guess I can’t help you, puppy.”

"My cock…", Kappa pressed out reluctantly," 'M so horny right now, Ma'am."

"Oh, I can see that.", You chuckled a little,"Then be a good puppy for me and beg."

Kappa nodded slightly, his pupils blown wide and his cheeks tinted red. His facial expression an already fucked out stare before anything even really happened, not a single thought left behind his slightly watery eyes.

"P-please…please touch my cock, Ma'am, I…I can't help myself but I'm so so fucking horny right now, Ma'am.", It cascaded right from of his quivering lips,"I..I'm just your dumb little puppy, Ma'am! Please…please…."

You couldn't deny it, his desperate begging made your cunt clench and throb. It was so deliciously pathetic.

"Hmm…I'm not really convinced, puppy." You shrugged your shoulders and Kappa looked like he was close to crying out of desperation, faint tears pooling at the corners of his eyes.

"Fuck… please, babe…I mean Ma'am, shit! Please, I need you to touch my cock…'m just your stupid, brainless puppy, Ma'am!"

"Hmhmm..see? That more like it.." You sat up straight and your free hand reached down between Kappa's legs, palming his twitching hard on.

He mewled at the touch and a few wayward tears started running down his flushed cheeks.

"T-thank you, Ma'am…good god, fuck..thank you!" He rambled as you let go of his hair.

Sobbing a little in relief, Kappa hid his face in your shoulder, pressing his head to your skin.

"I'm to thankful that you touch me, Ma'am.." The words got lost in your shoulder whilst you started stroking his thoroughly pre-cum smeared cock in languid, fast thrusts.

"I know…I know…", Your voice soft as you whispered against his forehead, "You're such a good little plaything for me, aren't you? I love you so much, puppy."

"I-I love you too..so fucking much…ah, fuck." Kappa's body turned rigid in your touch and a surprised gasp left your mouth as hot, sticky spurts of his cum covered your hand.

"I'm sorry…" He sniffled, his voice coarse.

"Oh, no…it's okay, babe. You were just so horny, don't you worry." You pressed a loving kiss to his forehead.

"But how about my good puppy now cleans up the mess he made?"

[schibi12]

Oh how i missed that fucked up emptyness and numbness you get after watching a Black Mirror episode

[fennshui]

Black Mirror creators be like

[mag200]

imagine if those two astronauts had simply had gay sex up there and also if they had just been like

EDIT: THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THE WIFE DIDNT LIKE HIM I KNOW THAT AND I RESPECT HER CHOICES. THIS IS ABOUT THE MEN BEING DUMB AND NOT EVEN CONSIDERING OTHER OPTIONS. THE OUR WIFE THING IS A JOKE. THEY SHOULDVE JUST HAD GAY ASTRONAUT SEX.

[handsometabbyc]

So great to see Rory Culkin again as a long haired hippie with a bad case of cult mentality