#bk rambles

[baaaa-king]

HIII BAAAAAAAA

long time no seee!!!!! how are you doing belovedddd, thought id check on ye, also brought you a beast to name

BASYA!!! I'm doing good!! been a long time yeah, how you been? i hope life's treating you well!! and i dub thee, Arnold

[grap3fru1t-b3ach]

The new pokemon presents came out yesterday about the SV dlc, so can I please share to you some propaganda about the sringles from pt 1?

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Pureed peeled Ginger, the liquid to be used for blending is lemon juice, two heaping tablespoons into a large mug, fill to the top with hot water, let steep for 5 mins, strain (or don't if you want the health benefits of the solids too), add honey to your likeness. Other warming spices are optional to the blending step.

OR

Milk, a tea spoon of cardamom, cinnamon and ginger powder. Simmer on a stove top for 2 mins or until steaming. Strain. Add sugar or honey to taste and powdered milk to adjust the thickness. Best served with either bread or ginger cookies.

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[aromanticannibal]

its always so funny to me when people are like bk/dk bad!! and then ship dabi/hawks because every single argument against bk/dk can be applied to dabi/hawks. bakugou bullied izuku! ok, dabi literally tried to murder hawks. hawks killed his best friend. bakugou and deku hate each other!! dabi and hawks hate each other too???? bk/dk is abusive!!! besties dabi and hawks werent roleplaying toxic yaoi!! bk/dk are teenagers they should be happy with other ppl!! dabi hawks are in their early twenties?????????????? the age gap between dabi/hawks and bk/dk isnt nearly wide enough for it to make a difference???? at least bk/dk has a chance of being healthy one day (if you consider they haven't become healthy already) meanwhile dabi/hawks' relationship is built on lies and betrayal??? jesus lord???? i don't even think dabi/hawks is a bad ship but you have to be honest with yourselves

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HUENICORN SPECIS INFO DUMP

hayyyy, so like, i have most of it in a docs but imma post some here and you can read the rest!, the ramble is under Read more

HUENICORNS

Huenicorns are a humanoid species who are friendly to humanity due to their origins. Where ever Humans are, so are Huenicorns.

 Huenicrons can be characterized by their loud, bright and heavily saturated skin and clothing colours; which they refer to as ‘colour schemes’, their enormous height compared to the average human, their singular hooves which make up their feet like other Equine Ungulates, their partially unmoving  and permanently affixed masks which, often depicting cheerful expressions, a long tufted tail and finally, one or multiple horns, spiraling from their heads.

 Huenicorns are also known for their seemingly overly cheerful dispositions, not saying that they are incapable of feeling negative emotions, it’s just incredibly hard for them to do so. You’d have to be, enquote, “The most annoying, narcissistic, pessimistic, rotten, two-timing lowlife to even get a semblance of a frown from one of those clown fellas”. Huenicorns choose to see the bright side and have fun in every situation, to the point where they are often thought of as reckless and unserious at the best of times. This is simply not true. Huenicorns are highly intelligent and empathetic. Their antics are more often than not the perk up everyone needs in order to progress in some way shape or form. Most people don’t want to admit it, but seeing these goofy horse-clown-people is enough to brighten ones day majority of the time.

HISTORY AND ORIGINS

Huenicorns just kinda showed up one day. That’s literally how they originated.

In the 23rd century, the KromeWorks Science Institute of Earth had a stabilized portal to what has been dubbed ‘false space’, a parallel plane of existence from which a new form of energy had been discovered. The first Huenicorn wasn’t even discovered until a newly employed intern was tasked with reporting to the head of the project at the time, Guerro Monti. Upon the Intern’s arrival, they stopped in their tracks. The rest of the staff were used to new interns staring and marveling at the stable portal and paid them no mind. It was only when they spoke that they realized something was off.

“Mr Monti sir, was there supposed to be an 8 foot tall cryptid in a lab coat on your team?”

At that the entire team paused and slowly turned to the, now noticed, 8 foot tall multicoloured (unnamed at the time, in both individual and species) creature holding a clipboard near the portal. He gave an enthusiastic wave. “Hello!” And all hell broke loose.

Read more on the Docs so Tumblr doesn't die on me ksjdsj

[baaaa-king]

I need you all to know that my mental health severly degrades out of your presence.

@basyacriptid @zus-a-fungi @kandidandi @8um8ble8ee @madame-mongoose @chlorenw @kate66s

Hope you guys are doug great now!!!

i stole this from twitter

[grap3fru1t-b3ach]

i am now compelled to make my account useful again. So have some apocalypse bitches that I love so goddamn much.

*SHARP INHALE*

Starting with:

VANQUISH they/them

° the most responsible of the crew, but also the snobbiest.

° arrogant af! Talk shit, get hit. (With an execution axe)

° judgmental (fitting for a corrupt judge)

° they run a little kangaroo court, where they see the jury and the prosecutors as little marionettes they can play with for their little sick, twisted, and unfair puppet show.

ILLNESS he/him

°feeshy 💚💜💚

°likes to sing, uses it to lure ppl in.

°plays the role of an "angel of mercy" (for those who don't know, that's a type of serial killer who kills people under their care who are very ill and are suffering from their illness, even if they can still be healed) except here, he's not actually sympathetic for you at all :)

° the tallest of the harebringers, and the most plump.

°makes his own special plagues himself. The one he's carrying rn doesn't have a name just yet, but it's his favorite by far.

°DON'T let those droopy eyes and soft voice fool you, he can lose his temper at the drop of a hat.

°Can and will cry. Like, a lot.

°has his own diseases himself,but he's pretty immune.

°has pollen allergies.

HATRED she/it

°ANT LADY

°likes spreading rumors about ppl she finds "problamatic"

°will fight you with her bare hands if she finds you a nuisance

°her braid makes her explode like a bomb, but it doesn't hurt or kill her. (Not like any of them CAN die anyhow)

°axe crazy arsonist

°don't say shit bout her shit plzdontyouwilldiehorriblypleasedon-

WILT he/him

°can sap any energy from plants and crops for himself, yet he is unable to gain weight... Especially with how much he takes. (Daym)

°his ragdoll look is supposed to be some sort of irony, he's a toy himself, yet he sees the people around him as toys for himself.

°speaking of, he uses his ragdoll appearance to manipulate children into thinking he's a doll their parents secretly threw away years ago. (He usually does this to 4-9 year olds)

°he also manipulates authority figures and law makers into raising the prices of food and bevrages.

°like the others, his short tempered side comes to light when things don't go his way, but out of all of them, his tantrums are the most destructive.

°he's a bit insecure about his lazy right eye. (His right)

DECAY she/her

°gives souls who died in the hands of the others a little comfort before spiriting them away.

°LOVES animals! Especially cats and crows.

°Despite her being all sweet n cute n stuff, she also has a reputation of goading people into suicide at times.

°illness and hatred are VERY protective over her (they aren't her parents, they all treat each other like siblings) make her cry, see what happens. :)

°she complains about headaches alot. But she refuses to remove the knife from her head, she calls it her "good luck charm"

° can turn into a crow herself.

WORMWOOD he/them

°leader of the harbringers

° technically the harebringer of havoc?

° HAHAHA HOW ARW YOU THAT SHORT-

° he's kinda scary despite his tiny stature...

°heard some of yall like those stained glass angel wings, SAY NO MORE!

°one of the "cavern angels" which are basically evil angels that are like that naturally and haven't been cast aside like fallen angels.

° birch tree, worm, get it??? Ha! Haha, ha... I'm not funny :(

°BE AFRAID!

Height comparison!

congratulations on getting thus far! Have some lore as a reward!

So basically, wormwood was always very lonely, so he made these guys out of calamity energy, he also bosses them around quite a bit, so sometimes, they sneak off and do their own thing. (Usually ends in them getting in trouble) wormwood was feeling generous one day, and decides to conquer an island for his harebringers to rule over their own piece of land and make it to their liking! The harebringers had a fuckin field day with this, and used this as an advantage to leech off the residents' sufferings. So now, it's up to Elpis to save the residents and end wormwood's schemes once again. (I'll give y'all Elpis later tho, I'm still working on her)

That's everything, thanks for listening to me ramble about my children.🩷

TL;DR art of the 5 harebringers in my version along side wormwood! Including vanquish, illness, hatred, wilt and decay.

[lincolndjarin]

now that 26&27 are out i can say that this was nuts.

my blood ran cold at this INSANE call on CHAPTER TEN. like dawg literally who told you. im pretty sure this was the only comment they ever left and i think about it daily. like the tone at chapter ten was much different that the 20’s. i truly believe this person has access to my google doc.

[mc-glare-is-king]

super missing Achievement Hunter rn

I’m not totally sure what’s going to happen w/ RT shutting down but I hope the videos on Achievement Hunter’s channel stay up or we as a community are able to preserve them

even tho AH is no more, I think it’d be nice to still be able to come back and watch their videos bc I (and im sure lots of other people) still love coming back and watching some of their older videos and what not to cheer me up when I’m having a really bad day

bc despite the fact that I stopped watch AH a while before they split up/went into other things, I’ve still been watching them since middle school and have always taken joy from their content

Thank you to everyone in Achivement Hunter for bringing me (and plenty of others) joy and comfort and laughter from my preteens all the way to my fresh age of 21 <3

sorry, this was a bit of a ramble but my adhd is going nuts and my mental health is low and I really miss AH

[baaaa-king]

Unfortunately, as a pentecostal, I sadly can not. However I do get constant passive buffs and access to God's Holy Gatling gun.

ULTIMATE CATHOLIC TECHNIQUE

[lunejump]

I swear to god I had an explanation for this. I don't have it anymore

[sunflowerbeeqwq]

Genuinely struggling with this stupid drawing . . .

So like I randomly got the idea last night to like draw all of my Clyde avatars cuz like I've remade him 3 times n I still had all 3 avatars saved n I finished the first 2 but like for this one (aka my most recent Clyde avatar) I decided to use a pose ref for this WHICH I REGRET BC I'M TERRIBLE WITH POSES.

Adding onto that since the girl in the ref is holding flower it makes it worse cuz I can't rlly draw flowers at all so I'm fucking STRUGGLING

Also fun fact when I first made my Clyde avatar (like my very FIRST 1) I like made it around the same time I made my bebe avatar so like I thought it'd be cute if I made them have matching flowers!

[happylandfill23]

oh hey it's september now woohoo. i' m actually really excited 4 this month because there's cool stuff coming up :)

[baaaa-king]

Awww so nice!

@basyacriptid @africanotaku92 @omniithe-deer @8um8le @zus-a-fungi @cookiiemancer and anyone else who wants to join!

[sparkles-and-trash]

I love seeing this arc be so well recived in the anime, and I hope everyone who were on here whining about it taking away time from their favs or just complaining about it in general feel as stupid now as they looked then <3

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

The fic I’m currently focusing on is so fun and that’s because my most used sentence is “she glared at him”