is it even a friendship if you aren’t basically married
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"You can sleep in my bed." A voice, quiet and lilting in the dark. "If it'd be of any help."
Klaus laughs--a quiet, halting, rib-squeezing wheeze--and even the untrained ear can hear pain.
"You sure, cutie?" The lingo of the "elder whore"--or the mother?--rises easily to his tongue. "I toss n' turn and my nightmares are pretty intense."
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Beetlejuice… more like. Uh… uhh ummm… ummmm… uhh hold on
rbs>likes btw IF YOU LIKE PLS RB!!! LIKES DO NOTHING!!!
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REAL.
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*takes a puff of this joint* god I need someone's hands in my hair NOW.
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Sorry I just felt soft and sad about them...... they're so important to me you guys have no idea
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"Wish I could figure out how to help you better."
BJ once thought of Klaus as "the arms of a fellow prostitute, offering comfort;" he's never told Klaus as much, not directly, but the medium still wishes he could address that sentiment more meaningfully.
"Ideas, Big Red? I'm an open book."
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What if M*A*S*H was a late 80’s corporate workplace comedy?
(This cover of the main theme is by Mal Waldron btw)
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