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beechalk · 3 months ago
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This is what watching late season M*A*S*H feels like
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jay-berd · 2 months ago
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is it even a friendship if you aren’t basically married
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conduitandconjurer · 1 year ago
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"You can sleep in my bed." A voice, quiet and lilting in the dark. "If it'd be of any help."
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Klaus laughs--a quiet, halting, rib-squeezing wheeze--and even the untrained ear can hear pain.
"You sure, cutie?" The lingo of the "elder whore"--or the mother?--rises easily to his tongue. "I toss n' turn and my nightmares are pretty intense."
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angelssfeathers · 2 years ago
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Beetlejuice… more like. Uh… uhh ummm… ummmm… uhh hold on
rbs>likes btw IF YOU LIKE PLS RB!!! LIKES DO NOTHING!!!
reference images under the cut
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REAL.
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thatqueervampire · 10 months ago
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*takes a puff of this joint* god I need someone's hands in my hair NOW.
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zqueamishh · 3 months ago
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i gave them matching shorts c:
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8thparadox · 24 days ago
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Frank: how dare you compare your perversions to my marriage Hawkeye: who's comparing, Frank?
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asmogorna · 5 months ago
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Sorry I just felt soft and sad about them...... they're so important to me you guys have no idea
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golyadkin · 1 year ago
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Gee ma I wanna go home
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beechalk · 3 months ago
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fredbydawn · 1 year ago
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What if M*A*S*H was a late 80’s corporate workplace comedy?
(This cover of the main theme is by Mal Waldron btw)
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conduitandconjurer · 1 year ago
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@ofyorkshire
"Wish I could figure out how to help you better."
BJ once thought of Klaus as "the arms of a fellow prostitute, offering comfort;" he's never told Klaus as much, not directly, but the medium still wishes he could address that sentiment more meaningfully.
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"Ideas, Big Red? I'm an open book."
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potato-lord-but-not · 2 months ago
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Please give us the comic 👉👈 🥺🥺 pretty please? It’s probably just as indulgent to us as it is to you!
ok ok ok ok it’s on pillowfort tho because there’s like 2 pages that are. overtly sus as hell. kinda wish I didn’t go for that because I obviously lost interest and diverted things so quickly lmao
anyway some panels I thought were yummy
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herefortheships · 2 months ago
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I hope we get a third Beetlejuice move and Lydia is the one trying to contact Betelgeuse this time around. That can even justify the movie being called "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice", because you have to say the name three times to summon him!
Why does she need or want to contact him? It can be for whatever reason, really, but my favorite is this: Betelgeuse has pretty much disappeared from Lydia's life and she isn't seeing him "haunting" her anymore, and she realizes or can sense that he is in danger, and Lydia knows she is the only one who will care or even want to save him.
Then she can start wondering why she is even doing this, why does she care? And she realizes he's sort of been watching her and protecting her from afar all this time and maybe she even has started missing his shenanigans. She realizes that even when she thought he was scary, he was actually looking out for her all along because he really loved her. And they share that psychic connection too, which she will probably use to find him if she can't summon him in the third movie for whatever reason.
Look, the ending left the door open for many possibilities for a final installment and I just hope they decide to do it and give Betelgeuse and Lydia their happy ending! Third time's the charm and they can marry for real. My only concern is that they may not be able to top the beautifully romantic wedding scene from the second movie. Who knows? That was so a Tim Burton aesthetic. We'll see. But that wedding needs to happen!
I honestly think Lydia's failed romantic relationships have to do with the fact that her true soulmate is in the "Neitherworld". Soulmates born too far apart from each other. Betelgeuse will wait for Lydia forever, and after the second movie I'm sure she will start to see him a different way. Maybe not romantic yet, but something must have changed, having seen a different side of him. Yes, he will always be creepy and gross, that's just who he is (come on, he is a ghostly entity or a demon of sorts, a "thing of nightmares"), but he does love her and will do anything for her. And by the end of the movie, she will know they belong together! As weird at that might be. haha
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hballegro · 3 months ago
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So Alright, Cool, Whatever
its not like i've got something grand to say to you
'So Alright, Cool, Whatever' by the Happy Fits [from Concentrate]
first time makin one of these so. could be shitty. created because spotify recommended i add this song to my BJ playlist and i went 'ur so right bestie' and here we are. the most polished section is from the shoulder nuzzling to 'same size same shape'. if u couldnt tell. rip. i had like 80% of that section done from the start lol
HERES MY CITATIONS READ EM AND WEEP cause i did; there arent timestamps because im incredibly tired. some of the scenes should be 'hallmarks' though to help u find ur way around. it SHOULD all be in order tho.
The smell of music
Lil
GFA
Where theres a will theres a war
GFA
Novocain mutiny
Joker is wild
Aint love grand
Hepatitis
Morale victory
Welcome to korea 1
Welcome to korea 2
Deluge
Preventative Medicine
War for all seasons
Mail call 3
The Kids
Aint love grand 
Trick or treatment
Private Finance
Private Finance [same scene]
Hawk’s nightmare
Soldier of the month
Morale victory
War for all season
Preventative Medicine
Lil
The Winchester Tapes
Tea and empathy
Are You Now, Margaret
Preventative Medicine 
Mr n Mrs Who
Yalu brick
None Like it Hot
The Tooth Shall Set You Free
Hepatitis
None Like it Hot
Bj papa san
Yessir baby
The Most Unforgettable Characters
Oh how we danced
Oh how we danced
Aint love grand
Period of adjustment
Mail call 3
War Co-Respondent
Life time
The Life You Save
No sweat
Preventative Medicine
Flagg
Depressing news
Father’s Day
War Co-Respondent
Mr n Mrs Who
War for all seasons
Soldier of the month
Peace on us
No Laughing Matter
No Laughing Matter
Mr n Mrs Who
Rumor at the Top
Patent 4077
Letters
Morale Victory
Mr n Mrs Who
The Bilford Syndrome
Morale victory again 
GFA
Tell it to the marines
Tell it to the marines
Morale victory
Soldier of the month
Birthday girls
War Co-Respondent 
Soldier of the month YET AGAIN
GFA
GFA
shoutout hawkeye for not once but twice looking at bj's lips on beat without me trying to make him do that
also i kept going 'wow i kept using these episodes a lot of times' i am lucky i managed to contain myself and only do the hugs from Aint Love Grand ONCE. there were FOUR HUGS there. and i picked ONE. thats restraint.
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ezrasimp · 6 months ago
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happy anniversary bj and peg!!
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