#bj tag

[beechalk]

This is what watching late season M*A*S*H feels like

[jay-berd]

is it even a friendship if you aren’t basically married

[conduitandconjurer]

"You can sleep in my bed." A voice, quiet and lilting in the dark. "If it'd be of any help."

Klaus laughs--a quiet, halting, rib-squeezing wheeze--and even the untrained ear can hear pain.

"You sure, cutie?" The lingo of the "elder whore"--or the mother?--rises easily to his tongue. "I toss n' turn and my nightmares are pretty intense."

[angelssfeathers]

Beetlejuice… more like. Uh… uhh ummm… ummmm… uhh hold on

rbs>likes btw IF YOU LIKE PLS RB!!! LIKES DO NOTHING!!!

reference images under the cut

REAL.

[thatqueervampire]

*takes a puff of this joint* god I need someone's hands in my hair NOW.

[zqueamishh]

i gave them matching shorts c:

[8thparadox]

Frank: how dare you compare your perversions to my marriage Hawkeye: who's comparing, Frank?

[asmogorna]

Small

Sorry I just felt soft and sad about them...... they're so important to me you guys have no idea

[golyadkin]

Gee ma I wanna go home

[fredbydawn]

What if M*A*S*H was a late 80’s corporate workplace comedy?

(This cover of the main theme is by Mal Waldron btw)

[beechalk]

[potato-lord-but-not]

Please give us the comic 👉👈 🥺🥺 pretty please? It’s probably just as indulgent to us as it is to you!

ok ok ok ok it’s on pillowfort tho because there’s like 2 pages that are. overtly sus as hell. kinda wish I didn’t go for that because I obviously lost interest and diverted things so quickly lmao

anyway some panels I thought were yummy

[conduitandconjurer]

@ofyorkshire

"Wish I could figure out how to help you better."

BJ once thought of Klaus as "the arms of a fellow prostitute, offering comfort;" he's never told Klaus as much, not directly, but the medium still wishes he could address that sentiment more meaningfully.

"Ideas, Big Red? I'm an open book."

[herefortheships]

I hope we get a third Beetlejuice move and Lydia is the one trying to contact Betelgeuse this time around. That can even justify the movie being called "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice", because you have to say the name three times to summon him!

Why does she need or want to contact him? It can be for whatever reason, really, but my favorite is this: Betelgeuse has pretty much disappeared from Lydia's life and she isn't seeing him "haunting" her anymore, and she realizes or can sense that he is in danger, and Lydia knows she is the only one who will care or even want to save him.

Then she can start wondering why she is even doing this, why does she care? And she realizes he's sort of been watching her and protecting her from afar all this time and maybe she even has started missing his shenanigans. She realizes that even when she thought he was scary, he was actually looking out for her all along because he really loved her. And they share that psychic connection too, which she will probably use to find him if she can't summon him in the third movie for whatever reason.

Look, the ending left the door open for many possibilities for a final installment and I just hope they decide to do it and give Betelgeuse and Lydia their happy ending! Third time's the charm and they can marry for real. My only concern is that they may not be able to top the beautifully romantic wedding scene from the second movie. Who knows? That was so a Tim Burton aesthetic. We'll see. But that wedding needs to happen!

I honestly think Lydia's failed romantic relationships have to do with the fact that her true soulmate is in the "Neitherworld". Soulmates born too far apart from each other. Betelgeuse will wait for Lydia forever, and after the second movie I'm sure she will start to see him a different way. Maybe not romantic yet, but something must have changed, having seen a different side of him. Yes, he will always be creepy and gross, that's just who he is (come on, he is a ghostly entity or a demon of sorts, a "thing of nightmares"), but he does love her and will do anything for her. And by the end of the movie, she will know they belong together! As weird at that might be. haha

[hballegro]

So Alright, Cool, Whatever

its not like i've got something grand to say to you

'So Alright, Cool, Whatever' by the Happy Fits [from Concentrate]

first time makin one of these so. could be shitty. created because spotify recommended i add this song to my BJ playlist and i went 'ur so right bestie' and here we are. the most polished section is from the shoulder nuzzling to 'same size same shape'. if u couldnt tell. rip. i had like 80% of that section done from the start lol

HERES MY CITATIONS READ EM AND WEEP cause i did; there arent timestamps because im incredibly tired. some of the scenes should be 'hallmarks' though to help u find ur way around. it SHOULD all be in order tho.

The smell of music

Lil

GFA

Where theres a will theres a war

GFA

Novocain mutiny

Joker is wild

Aint love grand

Hepatitis

Morale victory

Welcome to korea 1

Welcome to korea 2

Deluge

Preventative Medicine

War for all seasons

Mail call 3

The Kids

Aint love grand 

Trick or treatment

Private Finance

Private Finance [same scene]

Hawk’s nightmare

Soldier of the month

Morale victory

War for all season

Preventative Medicine

Lil

The Winchester Tapes

Tea and empathy

Are You Now, Margaret

Preventative Medicine 

Mr n Mrs Who

Yalu brick

None Like it Hot

The Tooth Shall Set You Free

Hepatitis

None Like it Hot

Bj papa san

Yessir baby

The Most Unforgettable Characters

Oh how we danced

Oh how we danced

Aint love grand

Period of adjustment

Mail call 3

War Co-Respondent

Life time

The Life You Save

No sweat

Preventative Medicine

Flagg

Depressing news

Father’s Day

War Co-Respondent

Mr n Mrs Who

War for all seasons

Soldier of the month

Peace on us

No Laughing Matter

No Laughing Matter

Mr n Mrs Who

Rumor at the Top

Patent 4077

Letters

Morale Victory

Mr n Mrs Who

The Bilford Syndrome

Morale victory again 

GFA

Tell it to the marines

Tell it to the marines

Morale victory

Soldier of the month

Birthday girls

War Co-Respondent 

Soldier of the month YET AGAIN

GFA

GFA

shoutout hawkeye for not once but twice looking at bj's lips on beat without me trying to make him do that

also i kept going 'wow i kept using these episodes a lot of times' i am lucky i managed to contain myself and only do the hugs from Aint Love Grand ONCE. there were FOUR HUGS there. and i picked ONE. thats restraint.

[ezrasimp]

happy anniversary bj and peg!!