#bizly pls

[doomordestiny]

i pray for the day that its confirmed that the allegations beat chip once and for all

[ghostnorm]

the backlog of jrwi content goes crazy like we got, the riptide hiatus, the suckening s2, WONDERLUST!, and pd s3.. do not know in what particular order these r gonna get tackled in or when but god am i scared !

[koiisure]

William looking like both of them, being a glance between clarence and Mal

what if i expldoe all 3 of them rn!!!

[cupidsbeaux]

i know everybody has probably already seen this but THANNY NATION WHERE YOU AT !!!

ngl bizly on the merch side of the marketing department is the gift that keeps on giving because he keeps asking what we wanna see and telling us whats in development. the pretzel plushie, the jrwi dice bag prototype, potential soda shirt and now potential thanatos shirt???

pls bizly... i need my thanny nation shirt...

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

Jrwi “21 Ton Salute” episode 90 reaction/quotes WHOOPPEEEE

Kira;”I’m gonna have to arrest you now :((“

Chip;”hot mode”

PRICE STOP BEING HERE PLS

Charlie;”Pull out game crazyyyy”

Chip;”Phew! Not a ghost, just a dickhead.”

Jay;”I see Gillion taking these hits without any armor, cus he doesn’t know how to dodge.”

Kira;”JAYYYY, please don’t make this difficult I don’t wanna hurt you :(((“ *rolls a natural 20*

Gillion;”This is the helm I put on, when I’m gonna cut off your fucking hands.”

Gillion;”Left right Left right- Eany, Meany, Miny FUCK YOU.”

Charlie;”So 64 dmg with these two attacks :))”

Grizzly;”what the fuck bro.”

Gillion;”I had some nightmares myself recently, and the crazy part was, you weren’t in them!”

Charlie;”I GUESS I FALL DOWN LIKE PETER FROM FAMILY GUY”

Kira;”Jay are you in there.?? I don’t really want to- damage this business, so could you come out?” I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

Bizly;”I come back in like a pouting child, my two swords dragging behind me”

Grizzly;”Now it’s your turn Gillion what do you do?”

Charlie;”I pull out the anchor.” *Eyes turns white*

ITS RUDE TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTB FULL?? GILLION TIDESTRIDER THE FISH YOU ARE

Charlie;”There’s nothing in the sky around us right?”

Bizly;”Just the moon”

Gillion;”MUMMY HELP.”

Gillion;”I wanna grab onto him, and say “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE”

Bizly *giggling*;”you’re a fucking nutcase bro”

Your Kuba Kenta, 300 FT in the air, a fish in your mouth, he pulls out an anchor and says “10000 pounds.” You start falling. HE MAKES THE ANCHOR WEIGH **MORE**, (80000 POUNDS) HE BEGINS TO SCREAM “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE.” As you both plummet, wyd?

Grizzly;”the crazy thing is he was just gonna drop you”

Gillion;”YEAH BUT THAT WOULD HURT :((“

Grizzly;”You could have broken ribs, a horrible scar”

Charlie;”aghhh a horrible scar sounds super cool tho”

Condi;”Oh my gooooddd.”

Chip;”If it’s water I can jump in it’s like Minecraft.”

Jay;”BRO I HAVE CURE WOUNDS”

Chip:”WHAT ABOUT WHAT I HAVE?? I GOTTA DISGUISE THING. I MAKE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A FUNNY LITTLE CLOWN AND I DANCE AROUND”

Chip to Jay;”Prisoner prisoner prisoner prisoner of war prisoner prisoner prisoner.”

Chip;”If we have Kuba Kenta we have leverage”

Jay;”No we don’t- THIS IS THE LEVERAGE THIS IS THE LEVERAGE THIS IS WHAT WE USE THE LEVERAGE FOR.”

Chip;”Trauma bump :DD”

Chip;”I’m not the only one taken’ care of me anymore. They take care of me, and I gotta take care of them too.” CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP. BIZLY. SHUT YO MOUTH. SHUSHSHUTUP

Gillion;”I didn’t know you had gills, that makes things a lot easier”

Jay;”Yeah, they hurt a lot when I put them in”

Gillion;”..when you what? 😟”

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

hi!!!! kicks my feet id like to see ur wiwi first death thoughts pls

- @suckinitup

MY BELOVED MUTUAL SUCKINITUP HOW ARE YOU. HEAD IN HANDS. I LOVE WILLIAM WISP. FUCK. i think abt him constantly but i almost never write down my thoughts because if i think abt him for too long i make myself sick. like fr. i love him too much. ouuguhghhg going to just straight copy paste this under a cut because it is SO LONG sorry for any typos or sentences that sound weird out of context bc these were originally discord messages:

ohhhhhhh wiwi first death. god . i have so many fucking emotions about wiwi first death. before i get into this im going to say fork found in kitchen to myself because so much of how i view wiwi comes from a VERY SPECIFIC type of dp fanon that it would take me 12 years to actually explain in detail so im gonna say just trust me and understand that william wisp is literally just a fuckign. walmart rebrand of a type of danny characterization i really wish people would just oc-ify (thank you charlie slimecicle for doing this for me)

okayyyyyy okay okay okay. i love there being like. a STARK fucking difference between william before the fall and william after the fall. william before the fall was so much... brighter. in every sense of the word. he looks ALIVE because he is! hes just a . regular fuckign 16 yr old boy. that weird kid in your math class. and yeah he has . suuuuper undiagnosed untreated depression but like its a small rural town thats normal i think. hes got his little group of friends to spend hours with going on cool hikes and reading about the paranormal at the library and sitting in circles talking about conspiracy theories and things. i think UPP is. awesome. i hesitate to get too attached to them in headcanon world just because i dont want bizly to then introduce us to them in s3 and i have to reframe my whole mindset . whatever. i have vague ideas of who they are but the important bit is like. i just think theyre really good friends. and they spend a lot of time together. and william is kind of their defacto leader because... he is the only one of them who actually has truesight. they all believe in ghosts and monsters and stuff but william is the only one who can actually SEE THEM. like. constantly. and thats a lot. and even though they believe him they dont really like.... understand. which kind of makes william feel disconnected from basically everyone around him at all times. i dont think truesight is probably a well-known thing?? so when he was little and started crying to his parents about monsters they thought he just had bad night terrors and then he just................. hes 16 now and still talks about it (less so now, hes learned the horrors of middle- and hihg-school Shame and not to be Super Weird All The Time) so its more like. hmm theres something Wrong here but we dont know what and we dont know how to help. other people (you included ros) have said this better than me but goddddd you knowww the dynamic btwn william and his parents is rough. they love him! so much! and they want to support him! and william loves them too! but they dont GET IT they dont UNDERSTAND and its like. you know what i mean. when you get a mental health diagnosis and suddently everyone is treating you like youre made of glass and nobody really knows what to say around you anymore or whatever. you know what i mean. that.

ANYWAY ALL THIS IS FUCKING. PREAMBLE. GOD. the fall. man. i think there is a STRICT UPP rule of "dont go into the whispering woods alone" and thats the case for the ENTIRETY of their friendship. DONT go into the woods alone. william knows exactly what kind of shit lives in the woods and he knows hes the only one that can reliably see them and he doesnt want anyone to get hurt. MINIMUM of two members for whispering woods investigations. (this is not a town rule or anything. i think the adults of deadwood are aware that its a weird place but it all gets brushed off like . aha everywhere has quirks! and the UPP are like. the conspiracy kids that know the Real Stuff going on. very..... house of anubis is the closest Real Media vibe i can think of rn. UPP pre-fall is like the closest u will get to . scooby doo style monster of the week shenanigans that arent really super serious because theyre safe as they can be about it! bunch of kids doing a ouija board. you know how it is)

uhhhhhhh and then william starts acting weird! i think all of them are on a whispering woods investigation together and theyre all walking together and then william starts lagging behind, staring out at something none of them can see, kind of like. zoned out. tranfixed. and when theyre like "will what do you see?" he shakes his head and snaps out of it like. huh? what? nothing lets keep walking. (it was a wisp btw. obviously) and there are a couple more incidents of him doing this same thing on that one hike until eventually they decide to call it because theyre not finding anything else and tbh william youre kind of freaking us out here. will you be okay? and hes like yeah of course i will guys its nothing i swear. and then they all go home.

and thennnn without telling anyone a couple days later, william goes on a walk in the woods alone. he broke his OWN rule . on that hike he saw wisps and they were just too far away to see clearly off in the distance between the trees but he just Kept Seeing Them and the curiosity was just nagging and nagging away in his brain so much he had to know what they were (thats wisp magic babyyyy you know the mythology around them i dont need to explain that to you) . (and also there is a fair amount of. lack of self preservation because of the previously mentioned untreated unmanaged depression but if i start talking about that in detail i will overshare and also be soooooo emo forreal. know that that is an EXTREMELY important part of this decision but im also going with a little more of the teen mystery angle with this rn. bloody gory mental illness is for after he falls) so he packed his monster investigation backpack and he just. left. didnt even tell his parents he was going he just walked out of the house after school and went into the woods. and he saw the wisps again, but now that he was alone they were Closer and Brighter and they would move whenever he got close and then there was a trail of them ! like they were Leading him somewhere

and i think with some of the monsters he sees he can feel whetehr or not theyre out to hurt him . and the wisps dont feel like that. they feel... well. cold,becaue theyre ghosts, but also warm at the same time? inviting. they dont want to hurt him (they do) they just want to show him something and william "too curious for his own good" wisp wants to know what that thing is! i think he knows the woods really really well because he spends a lot of time out there. so somewhere far away in the back of his mind he kind of knows what theyre leading him toward. but he still jsut Has To Know, so he keeps jogging, keeps hopping over fallen logs and around low branches and theres always a little blue flame juuuuust out of reach so he keeps going . and then he gets to the cliff. its like a full on. burst out of the trees there is a wisp juuuust on the edge where the ground falls away. i think he trips on a root and falls flat on his stomach before he can completely just run off. it gives him a second to catch his breath, to look out and See where he is. for things to kind of come crashing down on him. if he hadnt tripped he wouldve run right off the edge and fallen and it was close enough of a near death experience for it to scare him. but the wisp is still there, and its the biggest brightest one hes seen yet and if he looks around he would see it looks like the entire forest behind him is glowing with tiny blue fires like theyre all watching him. i dont think hes really. thinking coherent thoughts at this point he just kind of. realizes now that hes out here he doesnt really want to go home. he doesnt want to go back to school, doesnt want to eat lunch in the bathroom and think about his brothers empty bedroom across the hall and have his parents look at him with such a weird mix of love and awkward pity and he knows his friends say they believe him but he can see it in their eyes sometimes that the things he says scares them and he really just has been a freak his whole life.... and he realizes as hes thinking all of this he's gotten to his feet and walked toward the wisp on the edge of the cliff. and hes just standing there feet on the very edge staring at it. its floated away now, hanging over the drop at eye level with him but its probably still close enough he could just... reach out.... and try to grab it...... and his feet slip on the rocks and JUST as he closes his hand around the wisp it almost feels like something pushes him (probably just the wind.. right?) and he falls.

he does Not remember hitting the bottom thank god. he remembers falling, and falling, and in the fall he realized he was still holding the wisp he grabbed in his hand and so he pulled it close to his chest as he fell and it almost felt like it was burning him but it was *cold* and .. then he woke up! he woke up in a misty foggy field in what looked to be the middle of the night but if he looks at the sky too long it looks *weird* its just black and empty and there are weird bluish swirls in it that could be clouds but look different, and there are trees in the distance but whenever he tries to walk toward them it feels like theyre moving the same distance away so it never really feels like hes getting anywhere.. and he trips over what he thinks is a rock and lands in the foggy grass and looks behind him and realizes *oh my god thats a gravestone-* and then he wakes up again, for real this time !!! (<< that scene is like. thats His Island. thats his lair or whatever. remember when mal first took him to the spirit world and they were in the graveyard and mal told him that was his. im going with dp style spirit world lairs and this one is williams. hear me out)

aaand. when he wakes up for real. he is at. the bottom of the cliff. EVERYTHING hurts. everything hurts so fucking badly but also everything is like... weirdly numb? and he doesnt really remember that weird dream with the fog and the trees and the grave its all kind of fading as he wakes up more and more and ... his hands are empty hes not holding the wisp anymore. he doesnt know how much time has passed. was any of that even real or did he just have some kind of nervous breakdown and jump off a fuckign cliff? i think he fucking sits there and cries about it for a loooooong time. and everythihng hurts but its gonna start getting dark soon he NEEDS to go home before it gets dark, his parents will start to worry about him and he doesnt want to do that to them. also he might need to get to a hospital or something but hey! he can move! he can stand up and walk! so he must not have any broken bones or anything he just. is bruised and sore probably. and so he. sooooo slowly. so slowly. makes his way back up the cliff (theres. a path. he doesnt have to climb i promise) and back home. alone. no wisps or anything, just william alone with his thoughts. which is . goddd its bad. thats why it takes him so long. ohhh my god what am i even gonna fucking say when i get there. hi mom and dad sorry i needed to clear my head and follow some weird ghosts and in the process i tried to kill myself and it didnt work? fuck?

so by the time he gets home... huh. the door is locked thats weird. its not fully dark yet and his parents know he stays out late with his friends a lot of the time so they usually leave the door unlocked for him. so he knocks. and his mom answers the door and takes one look at him and just fucking breaks down into tears. and so his dad comes in from around the corner to see whats going on and he starts crying too. and william is so. freaked out by this. guys whats wrong what happened. turns out he has been missing for. two weeks. nobody knew where he was or what happened and the woods are alive and weird and anyone who went out in a search part just ended up getting lost themselves and came back like an hour later with nothing. they thought he was dead. (which. i mean. he was. but like. not in the way they thought). so theres this big huge emotional family group hug or whatever with william all dirty with leaves and twigs in his hair and torn clothes and mud on his hands and feet and his mom and dad are just like oh thank god youre alive thank god youre home what happened to you and... man. euguhhhhahghhhh. emo. sorry. god. head in hands .

i thiiink. he kind of ends up telling them what happened. he leaves out the wisps though. his watered down version is.. i just needed to clear my head, i went out into the woods, i got lost, i tripped and fell. (remember how william downplays it for dakota when he asks. i tripped and fell) he doesnt tell them about the wisps but like. that almost makes it worse becuase they KNOW about his bad mental health even if they dont fully understand it and.... this version makes it sound suspiciously way more like it was just a direct suicide attempt. which. william IMMEDIATELY regrets as soon as it leaves his mouth. but thats his story now. so everything kind of... goes back to normal? normal ish??? as nrmal as they can i fucking guess?? for a couple days and he has to go back to school and. god it fucking sucks. gossip . you know how it is. hey that kid tried to kill himself and got lost in the woods for two weeks what a weirdo he freaks everyone out . that kind of stuff. so hes more isolated than EVER and even his friends wont really talk to him although theyre more... sad. than anything else. they just dont really know what to say. theyre teenagers. idk. uhhhhhh then one day he reallyreallly REALLY doesnt want to be somewhere so he hides in the bathroom and.. doesnt realize it at first but he goes invisible. and its not until a couple other kids come in and leave and dont acknowledge him at all that he notices something is weird (he feels bone chillignly cold but like. its a shitty old school building in the very beginnings of winter of course its gonna be cold) and he looks in the mirror and realizes he cant see himself. and after that more and more of his powers kind of. slowly manifest? and he is VERY bad at controlling them and he plans not to tell anyone at first (hes already enough of a freak) until one day his dad finds him like. halfway through the floor in his bedroom and its this . kind of funny ridicuous but also really scary moment. and william has a realization at some point like. oh. i think i *died*. and auughhghg. i think thats all i ahve for now. but . man. when i tell you i think about this soo fucking much man.

[glamjrwi]

Was apotheosis even real? character with the most gender fuckery. bizly v condi laughing bet that biz willing lost for the sake of character development(and he was right). pc relationship that started as a bit then very quickly spiraled and became not a bit. biblically androgynous sex matching d4s. bad ending guaranteed until tragedy struck then they got the good ending. they fought a bidet for half an episode. it fundamentally shifted the energy in both of the long term campaigns for months. What Was That and can they do it again pls

[sparkbugs]

My liveblog reaction post for JRWI Riptide 114! :3 SPOILERS AHEAD if that wasn’t obvious.

I completely forgot. About the bastion/stronghold. IF THEY LEAVE THE SHIP THEY LOSE THE TELEPORTER.

Haha! Ha. Wowie this is extremely stressful to start a session Jesus Christ. Pls get good perception AGGG. The laughter but it’s so stress LMAOOO AAAA

If anyone dies this episode! Haha.

How is this all 10 mins into the episode it’s just a terrible chase scene I am so. Aughhh

THANK GOD TBEY GOT TO THE DOCKS. BUT IS THE SHIP OKAY. if the ship fucking denigrates they lose their teleporter man they need that to get home if anything haha! Aggghghsh

The fucking. Fish shoes. Also PORTABLE HOLE LMAOOO

Gryffon :( my boy protect the ship my guy ily

Godddd because of the title I’m so fucking sure there’s stuff about Jay’s family here. I’m so sure there’s lots of things here but it’s so not safe.

Darkness lets gooo… oh.. that audio… ohhhhggg ahhdnjs oh goddddd

“Hello..?” *unimaginable horror response in a roar*

HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 25 MINS THERE ARE UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS THIS IS TERRIFYING

Portable holeeeee that’s a smart play, but that’s terrifying to think bout the helmet

“GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS” “what is it gill?” “Stairs!” “… that’s a ladder gill-“ I love them so much

More unimaginable horror sounds! Oh boy! This is. It’s been 30 fucking minutes.

Oh yucky.. skin… Jesus.. oh noooogghdjhdns

ITS GONE?!?!? WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO.

THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME TO BE ARGUINGGGG AAAAGGGG

I hate this so fucking much actually

The bit shoes.. Charlie please

We have made it 40 mins in let’s goooo haha. Ha!

A GLHYPHHJDHHSHS JAY NO WHAT HEY. FIREEE????? 37 POINTS HOLYYYY FUCKKKKK

HAHSJFHSJAIDJSUHWKS CREATURES THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE ANGRY

Haha it’s all fine now. Also the fucking bones aren’t real??? What. HAHAHAHAJGSIW UH OH BIZLY PLEASSEE

LMAOOO HAHAGGGSHDA THE PARANOIA IS SO FUCKING REAL

HAHSHSHSHA THE FUCKING MICROCHIPS IN THE WATER NOO STOP FUCKIN WITH GILL LMAO

Almost an hour in!! Woooooo! No ones dead thank fucking god

Thank god Chip please make sure no one dies thank u skelly man <3

Floor threeeee baybeee surely nothing happens here. :)

There’s someone waiting for themmmmm hahaha

“Jay can you do me a flavor right now?”

AHAHSHSHSHA WHATTTT WDYMMMM EVERYTHING GULLIOKFNXUSHSO GILLION NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKSHAIABA also the last quote being Gillion’s last words man. Yikes

Where is my boy where is my boy where is my boy. IS THAT HIS FUCKING SKIN

ITS HIS FUCKING SKINH IM SO MOT OKAY WHWRE IS MY BOY WHEFE IS HE. GIVE HIM BACK THEY JUST GOT HIM VACK

Haha. I’m fine :) I’m gonna ignore that for now haha cause why. Would that be an issue :)

I’m so worried about him actually. Bring him back

THEY WERE FUCKING EXPERIMENTING ON THE ICHOR. I KNEW IT BUT GOD THE CONFIRMATION IS. UGHHHGHDJSK yea this is such a navy thing to do. Yuck

Oh my god they didn’t see what skin the trition in the ground was. What if that was Edyn. Oh I’m so unwell.

GODDD THEYRE USING THE LEVIATHAN AND THE FUCKING ICHOR AS A SUPER WEAPON. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE NAVY.

NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE YET WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Chip is so me I would totally. Grab bone pieces. EWWWW WHY MORE SKIN GROSS HOW MANY PEOPLE DID THEY FUCKING KILL

DEATHWARD SAVED THIS MAN PLEASE STAY MY GUY I LOVE YOU. this man is being crucified.. oh my god,,

Holy shit.. Kuba kenta :o is that u bitch

ITS HIMMMM HOLYYYY SHITTYTTT HAHSHSHSHAHA he’s such a bastard but also such a good villain… godddddd he’s just a fluffy guy :3

Mmmmmm machineeeeee

Giving me The Core from Amphibia vibes. This is fucking TERRIFYING. I MEAN I WAS RIGHT HERE CAUSE GILLION WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. PLEASE. GILLION WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. WHY DID YOU SIT IN THE CHAIR

WHWIDUDISHWJDJEIEJAIWHDIRJE GILLION. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh

Oh my god. 0 initiative. Oh my god Gillion please

“I would like to touch myself… and say- there’s more wait” PLEASEEE CHARLIEEE LMAOOOO

AWAAA RUN GILLION RUNNNNNN

“Oh my god, Gillion’s not fast.” HES RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW SO MAYBE HE IS??

It’s totally him right. YEA it’s Gilly :) why hasn’t he told them about Kuba Kenta.

Aughhhhghhfjskb CONDI?!??? LMAOOOO

Why. Are you. I. I despise them so much.

FIREWALL AUGHHGH NOT AGAIN

“CHEEBO” the rest of chips skin is fucking burnt off Jesus Christ

.. oh fuck. There’s more people going in????? It better not be the rest of the crew. INVISIBLITY WENT DOWN IGHDHDHSJS

Bones… gill I’m so sorry man :(

CHIP STOP BEING LIKE THAT YOU LOVE THEM. You love them. They you’re besties.

NATURAL 1 BUT IGS A FUCKING 23 WHAT THE HELLLLLL

Aughhhhhhhh paijnnnm pleaseeee surely nothing goes wrong mannnn what the hell

… conch shell time haha uh oh surelyyyy this will be fine

Jay my beloved <3 you got this girl

AAAA Grandma Ferin… SHES FUCKING CRAZY HOLY SHIT. Vault… time.. oh no. Woahhhh wonder. If that’s the true prophecy in there

CONDI DEAFENED AUGSJHSJGA WHATTT NO BRING HIM BACK OH FUCK

Haha they’re trapping themselves in this room. Uh oh.

OH. GILLION. OH NO. OH NOOO WHAT. HELLO. HEY. Uh oh. Hey. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK WHAT IS GOING ON

WHERE IS MY FISH MAN WHERE IS HE WHERE IS HE

THE HORRORS ARE THERE THE HORRORS. THATS WBY HE DIDNT TELL ABLUT KUBA KENTA OH MY GOD

…

The sword. Thank god.

PELASEEEE DONT LET ANY OF TJEM DIE OM GONIFNIBSJA GILLIONS GOING GO SAVE HIS FRIEND HES FOINF AS FAST AS HE VAN

JAY PLEASE GO HELP PLEASE FUCKKKK ING HELL

Ichor creature. Godddddd

I don’t even have words this is just combat that’s terrible and I hate it

Aughhdhxhsishdjsn man. People have been so right about how this episode is Bad bad. Like. Wow.

2 and half hours in. Pain and suffering. Please don’t let Chip die again. Charlie did really fucking good playing his doppelgänger without breaking that’s insane.

Gillion’s yelling at each other would be so much funnier if it wasn’t. A life or death situation

CHARLIE SALUTING IM SO UPSET PLEASSESS LET THEM LIVE

YEAHAHAHAHDHDHS GET HIS ASS JAY

HAHA HEY.

HOW ARE THEY TYING IM GONNA CRYYYY

HE WCJDJDSHS HE DID IT HE FUCKING DID IT OM GONAN THROW UP OHHHHGG MU GOD

GILLIONS STUFF FUCKKKKING WAITAAGGG

HAHAHDHSGWGE KUBA KENTA MENTION.

Oh. He’s. Opening. Kubas cage. Gillion. Hey.

Haha they have to go back UP?!? Well. Riptide pirates, it was nice knowing you.

Chip. Can’t be healed I am so upset. Also I feel like the creatures are just going to escape. And Kuba Kenta is going to be Right There.

Dopplegilly you bitch ass mother fucker give my boy back his stuff

WHDIXHSIDHS THEY PUT HIM IN THE HOLE??? Well. I mean. Go off

I hope they don’t fucking fall into the lava. Like seriously after all that.

Well. Gillion. Please let this man get his stuff. WALL OF WATER THANK GODDDD

How is there a half hour left.

HE HAS MISTY STEP. CHARLIE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I am so. AUEGUESHS THE LIFE DEBT OF DOPPELGILLY GOINF BACK INTK THE HOLE PLEASE LMAOOOO WHAT IS THIS

Please get out of here please just get the ship off the island oh my god

So much murderrr please go n get them and get out im so ahdichdiebz

oh . The fucking. Turrets. LMFAO COUNTER SPELL THE FUCKING ASS TURRETS JDDIDBKS

THE FUCKCONF DECK IM GONNA LOSE IT PLEASE. DONT LET HIM DO THAT PLEASE

WHY NOT JUST FUCKING THROW THE DECK OF CARDS UP. WHY. I’m gonna.

THE IDIOT CARD. OH MY GODDD HAHAHDJDHAUA 3 INTELLIGENCE IM SOGONGNDHSBA

THE VOID. LMAOOOO HES FUCKING GONE THANK GOD. Anyways the TURRETS.

THEY FUCKING DID IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Well. That was. An episode. Well. I can see why everyone was freaking out about it LMAO THEYRE ALIVE THOUGH LETS GOOOO RIPTIDE PIRATES

[que3rduckling]

HELLO!!!! I have realized I have never done one of these before so I thought I would make an intro :DDD

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[aesrot]

YOOOO I GOT HIM!! MY PFP!! THE GENDER GUY!!

uhhhhh i made another jrwi quiz. i saw some people were taking the old one again so i figured hey what the hell. i’ve got nothing else to do today. once again take nothing i say seriously, literally ever.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

EPISODE 12 TRIVIA:

- some things that were planned that they didnt get to see:

the carnival itself had a place in the initiative order (environment would have shifted and changed etc)

bizly assumed they were going to kill the groundskeeper- if that were the case, 3 more of the exact same guy would have showed up (to push the fear factor/show just how powerful things are in the spirit world. they wouldve kept multiplying until there was an army of them AND the environment would have been actively working against them etc. that fight couldve been sooooo much worse)

they got REALLY lucky with the hall of mirrors: if they wouldve failed the save their fears wouldve started attacking them (they could each only see their own fears, so to the others it would just look like they were swinging at nothing if they tried to fight back)

- charlies only complaint about this episode was "you need to beat the shit out of us more" LMAO

- condi, about ashe: im really looking forward to a situation where you have to use the full extent of these powers (<< referring to the book)

bizly, in Scary DM Voice: im really looking forward to a situation where you have to Use! These! Powers! aha. ahahaha. ahaha (<< monotone scary laughter, cue everyone else being like "um what the fuck")

- yakko: ohhhh i just had an absolute revelation about my character but i cant say it because tou guys dont know my lore i cant SAY IT

bizly: NO I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, *DO NOT* SAY ANYTHING (<< i like giving you these. putting some sprinkles of fear into your heart <3)

- charlie, out of character, mostly knows what happened to william/why he has his powers. william, in character, *does not know anything about his own powers or what happened to him* which is part of the reason hes so scared of them

- william doesnt consider himself a superhero. he considers dakota the most heroic out of all of them. this is a recurring theme <3

- "any hints from yakko about some fun plans for his character?"

bizly: "NO."

- yakko: okay heres one thing. i want to have a scene where hes in a fight and just puts on his headphones and cranks up the music i think that would be cool

charlie: i want ashe to be put into a situation where the three of us are incapacitated somehow and he has to do something to save us

HI HI IM BACK GOOD MORNING <3 oh man the carnival itself MOVING????? THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING COOL. ohhh man that would have been so sick!!!! absolutely awful for them bc i can only imagine how hard that fight would have been but oh my god that would be so cool <3

WIWI DOESN'T CONSIDER HIMSELF A HEROOOOO ok. explodes. king ur so a hero king please. pls. wiwi i love u

[chuthut]

DISCLAIMER I AM ON EPISODE 1 OF PD SEASON 2 SO PLS NO SPOILERS!!!

but i am looking forward to seeing whether or not there are lesbians. like i love pd as it is right now, it is Amazing and i can't wait to keep going, but its lacking in the lesbian department!!

bizly pls... :)

[obitv]

i just want to know. what the wisps big plan is. obviously they want william to accept his powers and.. go into wisp form more often? that part is really emphasised in his little "trial" from s1, that he doesnt want to use wisp form and will do anything to avoid it and he has to get past that. since their first push didnt have the right effect (he still doesnt use wisp form) i think bizlys said the wisps will try something more drastic next time. so they REALLY want william to be comfortable using wisp form. but since he barely uses it we dont know if it has some sort of special extra effects that could be beneficial to the wisps in some way. one option is their goal is for him to be in wisp form all the time? which he doesnt have the ability to do NOW but it could be possible long term

aside from encouraging william though, what are they PLANNING? they choose william on purpose, they really want him to use those powers.. for what? what do the wisps GET out of having a planewalker on their side? is he even ON their side? are there other similar groups of spirits looking for avatars? if yes, WHY?? we know planewalkers are powerful from mal (i cant remember how powerful, if anyone has the quote pls share) but what USE do they have to the things in the spirit world? AND HOW DOES THIS ALL CONNECT TO DEADWOOD??????

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

MAC I HAVE A QUESTION. VERY IMPORTANT. what on EARTH is the suckening. i have seen posts on ur blog with blood and such tagged jrwi suckening and i am so so intrigued i love blood and gore and fucked up homoeroticism <3 pls pls pls tell me what the suckening is i am on my knees begging rn

oh dude holy fucking shit . so. u know i have been posting about jrwi it has been my main thing since like november. well. in case u do not know. its a dnd podcast run by charlie slimecicle, grizzlyplays, condifiction and bizly. their main campaign is called Riptide and its the one with the fish guy and all the pirates. WELL. they have a patreon and on their patreon they sometimes do mini campaigns! let me preface this by saying i have never even REMOTELY had an interest in paying for ANYTHING on patreon only because i fuckinf hate subscription payments and also im usually hesitant about paying money for fandom things especially in the content creator sphere etc etc you know how it is . HOWEVER. god their pther campaigns are so fucking worth it dude. the long running secondary main campaign thats been going along around the same time as riptide is called Prime Defenders and its a superhero themed one! i am just at the beginning of season 2 rn its so good william wisp my absolute beloved. (something else rlly cool is that they rotate being the dm for each of the campaigns and i think that makes each of them really fresh and unique bc everyone has a different dm style and a different way of telling a story. god i fucking love dnd and collaborative storytellint its incredible)

ANYWAY IM GRTTING SIDETRACKED. so during hiatuses from riptide and pd they sometimes run limited campaigns that only go for a handful of epsiodes. one of this is. regrettably. called the Suckening. its run using the vampires: masquerade ttrpg setup and ruleset which is. obviously. centered around vampires. CHARLIE SLIMECICLE is the dm and i fucking love it because god that man has a mind for horror. (he also ran blood in the bayou which was a 4-epispde mini campaign using call of cthulu and ive listened to it like 3 times now bc its got nasty bug body horror in it hooooly shit its so good) ANYWAY. um . its not *as* homoerotic as the fanart makes it out to be. just a warning. but there is a scene where two homies drink each others blood (one is a human one is a vampire. theres this think in the masquerade called blood bonding and its like. if you get a human to drink your blood on three separate occasions they become your servant basically. really homoerotic stuff in theory) and when the vampire is scolded for it he goes "well he already loves me. hes my boy" and they generally have that dynamic going on. fizzfangs i lvoe you.

ANYWAY UHHHHH. the first ... four? five? episodes are up for free on YouTube and theyve got a fun little visual novel style to them with the official character art :] heres a link 2 the first ep!!

the rest (there are 8 episodes as of rn!) are totally on patreon but if u end up listening and liking them enough to want the rest hit me up because ive got those download links i can share with u bc ur my beloved mutual and i love sharing things with my friends so they dont have to pay for them <3

[twinkfromconvergence]

This is so funny bizly pls actually shatter glass for the bit

[bizlybebo]

YAYYY I GOT TAGGED EARLIER BUT FORGOR TO DO IT:( SO ILL DO IT HERE !!!! HII MINNIEE<33

1. tgirl lesbian cantrip is the realest shit to me. the she/xe/any user to me. she was also the first person xavier came out to (bisexual xavier. trust i’m bizlybebo)

2. AROMANTIC CHIP BASTARD !!!!!!!! EVERY BIZLY PC IS AROMANTIC I DONT MAKE THE RULES !!!!!!!!!!!

3. transmasc old man earl. i’m being so /gen here. he has the spite only a post-menopausal man can have

idk who to tag i think everyone i wanted to tag already has been:[

uuuhhhh @red-might-be-dead you would go crazy with this thread. hi^__^ anyone else who wants to join PLS DOOO. would love to see the headcanons :DD

happy pride month jrwiblr !!!

in honour of the huge queer community in the greater d&d podcasting world and appreciating how creative our community is I’d love to start a reblog thread where everyone shares three of their favourite queer jrwi hcs >:D feel free to tag friends, or just add on if you see this 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

1. going first, arthur bennett uses he/she and is a demisexual translesbian

2. kian stone is a transsexual who uses all prns, he’s also polyam and bisexual

3. gillion tidestrider uses he/they/undersea pronouns, and is intersex and demiromantic asexual

tags: @plantboiart @phantom-does-a-thing @some-guy-liam

ground rules: don’t make fun of anyones hc, feel free to repeat characters, terfs don’t touch this post with a 10 foot pole lest you be thrown to the wolves and sent to the pit of despair 💥💥💥