#bitty is a chef for Ambrose restaurants and he makes eldritch apple pies and it’s great
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I don’t care about the real OMGCP anymore, only about the SCP AU of that I have created in my head
#bitty is a chef for Ambrose restaurants and he makes eldritch apple pies and it’s great#dex who is related to the bright family and also a reality bender desperately trying to escape the Foundation who’ve got a kind of#'collect em all' when it comes to the brights#and the goc who want to kill him and use his bones to make reality anchors#(yeah I’m still not over the ichabod campaign how tf did anyone think that was a good idea?!?!??)#i also still stand by my idea that Jack is like a completely normal hockey player#who is always comically unaware of the anomalous things surrounding him#he has visited Backdoor soho and three portlands multiple times#his boyfriend literally works for an anomalous restaurant chain#but he just doesn’t realize#he saw Lardo literally walk -into- one of her paintings to continue working on it#and he didn’t think anything#no thoughts head empty himbo hockey player#at least that’s how I remember him being characterized and I don’t care enough to reread the comic#stuff#text#omgcp#check please#scp#scp au#how do I shoehorn this into the bellerverse thingy that they had going on on another blog
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