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not work from home ending 馃槶
#this was done specifically to mess with me 馃槪#i don't have my own car i take my dad's car to work bc he works from home#but now he's going to have to go in person bc he's a government employee and they ruined wfh#so now i need a car by the end of february 馃槶#i don't have money for that :(#biting and ripping and killing#why do rich people hate work from home so much just let workers have one nice thing please#you can literally pay people less by offering work from home as a benefit#make it make sense#this has been a shitpost
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Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)
TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.
(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)
This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.
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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.
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The kid is a surprise though.
Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.
There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.
The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.
The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.
He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.
A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.
At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.
Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.
Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"
The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."
Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.
"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."
He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.
The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.
"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.
The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.
Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.
The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.
Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."
#I have never seen Batman (2022) so really I'm just using battinson and crew as templates for my fic. but hey what else is new lol#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc fic#dpxdc au#dp x dc au#dpxdc fanfic#i dont know shit about detective work or true crime so forgive me for any bad terminology or incorrect procedure for how these things work#just a fun rough idea for how i imagined gordon's first meeting with nightingale goes LMAO. im sticking to the idea that danny doesn't#officially join the field for a *while* due to more than just health reasons. so his first appearances are brief and usually to give B smth#danny: im only here as express delivery for vader's little brother over there. yall stay safe tho.#bruce: *kill bill sirens bass-boosted* ohmygodwhatishedoinghere#batman: how did you get here... | danny: you have so many spare grappling hooks it was pr easy to just grab one and go#also danny is whispering on purpose because he doesn't have his ghost form to fall back on as a secret identity. so he *is* actually taking#extra steps to keep his identity safe. and people usually sound different when they're whispering. he also has personal beef with#office martinez despite the fact that they've never met. Danny's HEARD of his ass. he hATES his ass.#Martinez: *to batman* freak | danny: im going to Bite Him. | batman (reluctantly): hmr. please don't. | danny: im going for his shins#Martinez and Nightingale have this whole thing going on between the two of them. danny WILL slap a sticky note on Martinez's back that says#'asshole' on it and its the one spot square on his spine that martinez can't reach.#someone: why are you beefing with like. an actual 12 year old | martinez: HE'S A LITTLE RAT. THAT'S WHY. he's here to torment me#battinson: *did you grapple the whole way here* | danny: yah. it was kinda fun. i would've gotten here faster but i kept having to stop#battinson: *hnnn* im driving you back | danny:.. are you sure? | battinson already pulling him out of the room: y e s#i've been thinking about this for literally WEEKS. what did bruce forget? good question! i'll figure that out if or when i get to this#danny has Issues behind the word freak so its like a mini beserker button for him regardless of who the word is aimed at lol. lmao#martinez calls batman a freak once while nightingale is within range and its just the doom ost as danny simply Disappears from sight#like oops. you are now. In Danger. rip couldn't be me.#blood blossom au
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#slay the princess#voice of the hero#i need to kill him#with my teeth#in his jugular#rip it open like a feral wolf#drink of his lifeblood#consume his flesh#hold his still beating heart in my maw and bite down
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I JUST SAW THE ACTUAL TRAILER FOR THR LIVE ACTION HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON MOVIE AND I NEED TO PHYSICALLY FIGHT SOMEONE
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my lawyer did some research on the judge I was assigned for my disability hearing and apparently he's a 50/50 sort of judge who doesn't lean toward either granting or rejecting claims. which sounds on its face fine until you realize that by the time you make it to a hearing it's been 5+ years and you've already applied, been rejected, appealed, been rejected, like ten times
by the time cases make it to hearing 90% of them should be getting granted and those that don't get granted should be for like... technical reasons. tbqh
so if you're a disability claims judge and your rate is 50/50... You Are Evil
#i dont post a lot about my disability process but fellas it is one of the most inhumane processes#ive ever been through#and i have been through some INHUMANE PROCESSES LET ME TELL YOU#kill kill kill bite tear rip
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The more I think about poor Clonegrim, the more I realise Argus would hate him so much.
Like, not because this Fulgrim is a clone, but because of what real Fulgrim had done and that face reminds too much of the past as it's just too painful to remember for Argus.
Clonegrim, on other hand, would have it even more painful, because, he is aware what original had done, what he had done. Poor Clonegrim would blame himself so so much more, even so much more, because Argus was someone Fulgrim loved a lot, just as much as he did Ferrus. He adored his Gorgons and yet he destroyed them...
And now Clonegrim stares at Argus, at a man, he no longer recognises. At the man, whom hatered and time changed so much. While Argus stares at a man, who looks like the day they first met eachother. The man who still looks at him with the sight of love and yet memories dictate otherwise.
One too similiar to original stuck in the memories. Another too changed from original stuck in memories.
#Post#Warhammer40k#warhammer 40k oc#Fulgrim#Clonegrim#oc: argus manus#I think they can still salvage their relationship but it will need a lot of time#I also got recommendations for that one book where bile clones ferrus over and over again just for fulgrim to kill him over and over again#Because that ferrus is not perfect enough#If argus ever discovers that#Ooh boy i have no idea what that guy will do because that's not opening the wound that's putting so much salt on it#And rubbing it in#Argus is not ripping fulgrim's head off: he's fucking biting it off
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Minthara 脳 Helene (My Durge)
FULL OF LOVE FOR ONE (1) PICREW RN!!!
#i feel insane i need to rip tear bite kill rn!!!#minthara baenre#minthara#nightwarden minthara#minthara x durge#bg3#picrew#Haelfryn -> Helene
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Being delirious leads to mistakes, one of those mistakes is not noticing a curse on your back and attached to your neck. AND. it's ugly.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#itadori yuji#I WAS BUSY AGAIN. ASS. my chickens remain out bc im tired of their bullshit right now#Kugisaki can like physically handle curses she just dosent wanna#i like to think at one point they can into a smart acid spitting curse which caused Kugisaki to just start throwing hands with Itadori#everyday i live reminding myself that i kill gojos and Fushiguro's on SIGHT. in fortnite. this goes for Montagues too bc hes greasy#basically everyone#i have a hater streak#i like to think that gojo just stands in front of random higher ups cars to stop them from doing anything. SOMETIMES HE BRINGS HIS STUDENTS#harrass the rich! harrass and bite and rip at the hands barring you from living YAAAAAAAAA#Kugisaki needs to curb stop the fuck out of something i have decided
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writing elias is fun for, i expect, the same reason a lot of people find the dark urge fun: I know more or less what's going on with her and she's got no fucking clue. she's a very information-driven person, and as soon as she realises that there is some largely indefinable difference between her and the rest of them she immediately starts trying to catalogue it and narrow it down. it's interesting to write someone who is so deliberately aware of themself and observing themself all the time
#TO BE CLEAR: the 'indefinable difference' that she clocks has fuck-all to do with the biting ripping maiming killing thing#in the beginning of act ii and I still don't think she's realised that that's not normal#she hangs out with folks who do violence all day every day. she doesn't register a difference between murder and combat#it's all killing when it comes down to it. method and reasoning don't seem super relevant to the social acceptibility#which is why she's so blindsided by everyone's intense reactions to alfira's death#like what do you MEAN you think this is disgusting. i watched you behead a guy YESTERDAY#i actually think that the first things she registers are v different and less visible. more relevant to the#divinely crafted flesh sculpture side of things. the behaviours of a girl who was made not born#mizora's visit and wyll's transformation is i think when it really clicks that Something Is Amiss#no. 1 red flag is when she sees wyll being magically compelled to move in that one scene and she goes Oh his legs are walking without him!#he's walking like how i walk :)#... this is the first time that ive ever seen anyone walk how i walk. hm.#+ she watches his transformation and is filled with captivated vaguely envious ecstasy and also deep nauseating fear#first time in her memory that she ever felt scared#she sets those things aside because they don't feel immediately relevant and she doesn't know what they mean.#but they make her aware of a gulf that she can never disregard going forward. and it makes it much easier to compartmentalise#her relationships going forward. and subtly distance herself from everyone but astarion (mutually blackmailing bestie) when (in her eyes)#everyone turns on her with immense distrust for no reason#(so we're back to killing ten hundred sapient creatures a day while we wander around.#but i ask for help understanding the cause of one homicidal somnambulism episode and suddenly I'M the bad guy. sure ok)#bit of a ramble for 1am but#Whatever. NOW i'll go to bed#elias tag#bg3#durge
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hehhhhh, this was suggest for my Wulf x Holly board
#oc: Wulf the Blade#human Wulf: I'm just going to start swinging my sword and if people get killed it's their own fault#giant wolf Wulf: i'm just going to start ripping and biting and if they get in my way it's their own fault
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I wish the Army recruitment officer posting qr codes for people to "get their medical bills paid off by the military" on every pole up and down the street of the hospital I work by a very die thanks
#im about to bike up and down this street ripping them off im not kidding#im filled with vehement rage#kill kill killl bite maim etc#anarchism#anarchist#wow bet you cant tell whos fronting
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i drew mc

you have any idea how much i love this? any idea? no? okay I'll just bite you until you understand. peace through violence is the only answer.
#god i love asks#related to fmod#important#VERY important#EXTREMELY important#rip and tear#bite and maul#kill and murder#bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
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The Slaying of Abel in Apocryphal Tradition, Christopher Scheirer
SPN - 9x16 Blade Runners, 10x23 Brother's Keeper, 10x2 Reichenbach
Inspiration (see also: El vampiro de la Catedral de Toledo (o el mordisco de Ca铆n) [Adolfo de Mingo] - hombre de palo)
#cain and abel#sam and dean#salmon dean#mark of cain#dean winchester#meta#web weaving#religious texts#I was in a research rabbit hole for reasons and the biting/rip throat connection was sooo#bc previously the only thing that line brought to mind#was like 2012 era Sterek 'im gonna rip your throat out with my teeth' you know#but to find that it was specifically a Cain lore thing makes that line hit so much more#the writers really referenced every method Cain was said to have killed Abel except the rock
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twirling my hair kicking my feet thinking about qbagi rn she鈥檚 so hot for threatening the federation <3
#qsmp#i want her to start killing and biting and ripping people apart with her teeth#go crazy go feral#go RABID
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FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING I CAN'T EVEN I CAN'T EVENNNNN!!!!!!!!! ECLIPSE ONLY BEING PROUD OF LUNAR ONCE THEY HANDLE THINGS HIS WAY. ECLIPSE THINKING LUNAR FINALLY "GOT IT" AND BEING DISAPPOINTED THEY AREN'T HANDLING THINGS THE "BITE FIRST THINK LATER" WAY ANYMORE. I'M GUNNA BE ILL
#xero says things#KILL KILL BITE GRAB MAIM MURDER BITE BITE RIP KILL BITE TEAR AAAAUAAUAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH#< normal about blorbos. 馃榿馃憤#tsams#tlaes#sams spoilers#tsams spoilers#laes spoilers#tlaes spoilers
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jesus christ, first the spambots were flooding my inbox and my dms and now y'all are fucking tagging me in post comments??? PLEASE I AM SO FUCKING BROKE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE RRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!
#ive fucking had it im done im over it im biting im killing im ripping and tearing and shooting and exploding#FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU 馃敟馃敟馃敟馃挜馃挜馃挜馃敧馃敧馃敧馃拃馃拃馃拃#you should be donating TO ME GOD DAMN YOU!! go scam some millionaire instead and redistribute the wealth I'M BEGGING#markfordelete
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