#bites them. bites them. bites them
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this time thinking about maiza && elmer's friendship && i'm so ooouuuuguguuhuh this evolution from 1708 to 2001 is insane
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite
#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace#its like enrichment for manipulative girls#also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog#she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold#i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane#azula#azula atla#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla zuko#firelord zuko#DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM#also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane
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i love when human characters fight in ways that are so so not human
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“…𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”
#my art#satosugu#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#stsg#gego#satoru gojo#geto suguru#fanart#bluebeesart#art on tumblr#digital art#BITES THHEM BITES THEM BITES THEM BITES-#the windows to the souuuulll#gojo you ain’t fooling nobody
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me and my friend watched the fnaf movie the way you’re SUPPOSED to
#fnaf movie#markiplier#bite of 87#fnaf#this was incredibly funny#my friend made them btw gotta give credit
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I’d give anything to see Mangle in the FNAF 2 movie
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf mangle#fnaf#fnaf 2#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I just know their animatronic puppet is gonna look so sick#LIKE it’s gonna be crazy to just see them moving#I don’t want Mike or any of the main cast to get bit… but-#ITLL look so cool#I love you mango you can bite whoever you want#honestly all the toys I know are just gonna slay#I can’t wait to see them
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🌻🌻🌻!
#rdpsart#undertale#papyrus#flowey#bright colors#i freeaing. love nhim bro.#RRRHH#but the flowers can be for you too..!#the flowers are for everyone!#be careful though one of them bites i think
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and what if they got married. what then
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i'm barking and biting them#you know karlach would RUN down the aisle she'd be so excited#next shop restock is going to be exclusively shadowlach prints i don't make the rules i'm sorry#i love women#shart being tiny is so important to me actually#idk why but i really struggled designing a dress for her#i tried to emulate the style of her camp clothes?? i think she'd like one of those panelled corsets
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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"
some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#I LOVE PLOTTING AND ALSO SCHEMING#listen i have a lot of feelings and i needed 2 process them and i do that by making art 2 target my mutuals directly#read my about it's there it's in the fineprint if we talk You Are Not Safe smile#i just . BITING BITING BITING this fic#the domesticity the grief the casual yet unfathomably deep soulmatism.......im ruined i tell u Ruined#so naturally i dropped everything#remember how i said lefts/rights r my enemy my beloathed my nemesis. MIRRORS MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE FHGDSAJFGJS I WANTED DEATH#i was like this is incorrect. no this is correct. flips them around in my head. no im wrong again actually#purgatory tbh but we got there (watch me be wrong again tho if i am wrong again i think i will Cry)#anyway!!! i don't have much else to say except pls read the fic and show jinx some love they 1000% deserve it this fic 1000% deserves it#i could only draw so many scenes but i would draw all of it if i could#fr i ws so paranoid abt accuracy lmao cut 2 footage of me looking up rice cooker models and wtf the colour 'carnelian' was#i hope i got everything right i hope i did it justice :'>#also if any1 mentions how megumi's arm in 3 is at an awkward angle. look me in the eye and tell me youve comfortably cuddled with someone#i will call u a liar
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Smth smth thinking about reader being an escaped shifter experiment, escaped from the US to hide in Britain
You try to act like a normal civilian, but the urge to shift is building to be intolerable. So why fight it? It's easier to live as a cat anyway, maybe someone could take you in.
What you didn't expect was for 4 giant, bulky, military men to find you. They'd found you in an alleyway near a fish restaurant, searching for scraps. The one wearing the weird mask had been the one to pick you up.
Then, the other 3 rushed over after hearing your yowling. The damn masked bastard had you scruffed!
"I found a cat."
Wow. Brilliant observation.
"Simon, it's a stray."
"I was a stray."
There was a snort, "C'mon Cap, it's kinda cute, isn't it?"
You hiss indignantly, you were not an it! The one with a mohawk reaches out to you, letting you sniff his fingers.
"We do not need a cat, Soap don't touch it. Who knows what it has."
"It's too clean to be a stray, ah doubt it's a stray. Give 'er here, LT."
The masked man hands you over, and you're quick to scramble onto the mohawk man's shoulder, wrapping around his neck. You growl a little in your displeasure, but don't swat.
"See! Docile, little thing, aren't ya!"
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#john price#task force 141#cat shifter au#cat shifter reader#human 141#cuties#wanna bite them tbh#wait#poly 141#hell yeah#love me some poly 141
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HELP ME THEY'RE SO SILLY :((((((
#irene plays tsum tsum <3#twst#twisted wonderland#tsum tsum#disney tsum tsum#ace trappola#twst ace#deuce spade#twst deuce#jack howl#twst jack#epel felmier#twst epel#sebek zigvolt#twst sebek#twst grim#i wanna bite them so much
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he gets it he really does
#dev patel#monkey man#he's so right action movies need more. desperation and disgust and vileness in them#because if we were fighting someone to the death in real life—would we not claw and bite and tear every piece we could get our hands on?
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Mobei-jun wants to smooch too.
Give him a moment he's learning.
#This is a continuation of my previous post with bingqiu smooching 🫶#How to Smooch your God (bite him)#They're such a mess and I love them for it#Moshang#mobei jun#Mobei-jun#shang qinghua#airplane#airplane shooting towards the sky#bingqiu#luo binghe#Svsss#svsss fanart#mxtx fanart#Shen qingqiu#danmei#sketches#art#illustration#scum villain's self saving system#scum villian self saving system#Sv#chinese#Shen yuan#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#人渣反派自救系统
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you'd think dick would be the renowned 'biter' of the batfam from his early days as robin, frequently biting attackers when not really necessary. then jason comes along and is 10x worse, doing it purely for his own amusement.
you think, surely the next one won't want to bite people for fun, and you're right, tim bites people as a defence mechanism instead.
by the time the 4th one comes around, it's statistically impossible for him to be a biter, but low and behold, damian's worse than all three of the previous boys combined. the cherry on top is that unlike the others who only bit for fun, as an attack, or as self-defence, never multiple, this one's standard reaction to anything is to bite it.
#idk if any of them apart from damian actually bite people#so don't be the canon police i beg#it's all inside my head#batfam#batboys#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#robin#the robins#nightwing#red hood#red robin#dc batman#dcu#dc comics#dc#batman#gothihop speaks
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FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#fredbear#fnaf 4#security breach#fazbear entertainment#fnaf fanart#literally like what is fazbear entertainments damage BAHA#IDK if you guys know this#In the pizzaplex era the in universe cover up for the bite of 83#is literally Fredbear eating burgers#it’s on arcade cabinets and even irl merch#they’ve just made Fredbear a ‘hungry’ guy#which is so crazy what a way to spin Michael’s most traumatic moment#Michael here was just joking around he didn’t expect a legit answer back#Vanessa feels bad too she knows this is in poor taste..#honestly no joke I think ‘Fazbear entertainment’ is like#one of my favourite parts of the new fnaf era#you learn sm about them in subtle ways what lengths they’ll take for a quick buck#truly their only evil is their capitalism it’s great#sorry to Michael Afton again though they love to profit off your misery
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