#biteable af

[bocchithegrappler]

as someone who only ever grew up around dogs i have next to zero context with cats but towards the end of day one of bocchithegrappler petsitting arc i can say they are much more chill on average

[unclewaynemunson]

It takes a while before Eddie catches up to what’s happening. It’s subtle, really, an untold story in slightly averted gazes and barely-visible scowls. But he starts paying extra attention to it when he catches Steve resolutely facing the other way when they pass a storefront with a couple of mirrors in it. From that moment, it doesn’t take long before Eddie notices the pattern, the way Steve meticulously avoids basically every reflective surface like it’s becoming a second nature for him.

When he finally asks Steve about it, Eddie sees how his face drops, and he kind of wishes he hadn’t brought it up. It pains him to see Steve like that.

‘I just - I don’t really recognize myself, anymore,’ Steve says. ‘I know it’s really fucking superficial, but I used to be this hot dude, you know. The guy everyone wanted to be with. And now I’m just some guy, with glasses and hearing aids and a belly and a retreating hairline, and a gross scar around his neck.’

Eddie can actually feel his heart shrink in his chest. He hates this for Steve. He wants to make clear to his boyfriend exactly how beautiful he still is, not despite, but exactly because of all the things he just mentioned.

'Those things can still go together, you know,’ he says, playfully shoving his shoulder against Steve’s, pressing a quick kiss against the scar on his neck. ‘If you ask me, you’re still the hottest dude in all of Hawkins. You’ll always be.’

And slowly, a smile starts creeping over Steve’s face. ‘You sure about that?’

Eddie nods, not looking away. ‘Hundred percent.’

Since that day, Eddie starts keeping a stack of post-its and a pen in the bathroom. Every night before he goes to bed, he sticks a new note on the bathroom mirror: “I love the color of your eyes.” “I love your soft tummy.” “Your hearing aids make you look like a sexy cyborg.” “Did you know your nose looks biteable AF?” “Your moles are more beautiful than any constellation.” The stream of compliments is endless, but not once does Eddie have to make an effort to come up with something new.

And that’s how the mirror stops being Steve’s enemy. Because ever since the first note, it’s become his new favorite thing to look in the mirror, the very first thing he wants to do when he wakes up in the morning. The messages always manage to surprise him, tirelessly keep pointing out new things about him, always in the most Eddie-ish way possible: funny, sweet, unhinged, caring, horny, genuine... And always so full of love. The one thing he can always count on.

But one morning, a day after he and Eddie got into a heated fight with each other, Steve steps into the bathroom with dread clawing at his stomach. He knows the mirror will be empty. Eddie was so fucking angry at him last night.

Unexpectedly, he does spot a note, a purple post-it with Eddie’s handwriting on it. He feels the overwhelming urge to cover his eyes, because this time, there will be something mean on it, no doubt. Eddie will tear apart what used to be the best part of Steve’s day with one single sentence. He steps closer, swallows, gets ready to face the music.

“I’m still mad at you but godDAMN why do you look so fucking HOT when you’re shouting at me that’s fucking unfair.”

Steve stares at the note for a full five minutes before taking it off the mirror and adding it to his ever-growing post-it collection. He’s completely overwhelmed by the love Eddie showed him even while he was angry. By the certainty behind that simple gesture. The unwavering commitment in Eddie’s actions.

Steve wakes Eddie up with a kiss and a cup of coffee. They talk it out, like they always do, and he buys a ring for Eddie the next day.

[httpiastri]

IM DECEASED 😩😩😩

THE BICEPS 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 hair not too bad, had been better but compared to the others he’s still going strong 🥹

Soft looking hands 😩 gripping that bag OMG wrapped them around something else pretty boy 🫣🫣🫣

THICK NECK VERY BITEABLE TEMPTING FOR LEAVING KISSES AND HICKEYS THERE 😩😩😩

His expression tho, he’s suffering😭 don’t want those cameras on him but what can you do when you’re hot af and photogenic? 🥺🥺

i need oxygen 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 you’re very very correct my dear

the hair could’ve been worse, i’m totally okay with this!! rip the stubble though, one day was long enough 🫣 the biceps gaaaahhhhh the neck waaaahhhhh the hands 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 can’t write what i think bcs im at work but……….. you’re onto something good

[valeriwa]

biting is the best love language out there you cannot convince me otherwise, i love biting people, extra point ifs they're chubby or beefy, ESPECIALLY beefy men, like omg look at miguel or iwa, i wanna chomp on those arms ugh they're so biteable

speaking of which, i feel like suna is alost a biting person (that sounds funny srry) like in the mornings or something when you're already up and doing breakfast, he'd just come up from behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and nuzzling his face in the nape of your neck, and just when you think all is good, he's suddenly nibbling at the soft skin of your neck or your ear lobe, he's a menace like that.

also since this is talking abt biker suna and yk how expensive fixing your motorcycle can be, he picked up some tips and tricks to fix it on his own so he wouldnt pay like 282020022 dollars at the mechanic for a fuel clean up or wtv

so that means you'd find him late afternoon, crouched by his bike, fixing his knows what with it, with his tank top on (sometimes shirtless) sweaty because of how hot the weather is, and you can't help but notice just how defined his arm muscles are, and when he notices you he flashes you a cheeky grin and goes, "hope i don't look too hot for you"

this man's love language is also gift giving and physical touch since he isn't always very good with words — the gifts range anywhere from flowers he hand picked for you to expensive jewellery (cause this man is rich af) like he definitely spent thousands so he could get the both of you matching gold braclets with your initials imprinted on them.

nd the physical touch? oh boy, this man CANNOT keep his hands off of you for the life of him, even as the two of you go for a stroll in the city, he hand is either resting on your hip or the small of your back, when you notice his hand drifting off elsewhere you always give him a glare and he replies back with a sheepish grin — he's not afraid to show you off and show people that the two of your are together and that you're most definitely his — but when the two of your are alone this man gets so clingy like y'all would be cuddling in bed watching a show or movie and his arms and legs are wrapped around you and you cant escape him, and you'd be like, "rin, i need to pee." and then he murmurs into the crook of your neck, "you can pee later."

y'all have the 'okokok' 'lalalala' dynamic where he is the okok to your lalala, like he enjoys every second you to talk to him, telling him about your day and shit, he loves your voice so much, and he always pays attention to every word you say, humming along and asking questions

and i just realized this completely strayed off from bike suna bye 😭😭

omg no way i love this

and forget biker suna when i can have every single suna available???

and this is so fricking cute :((( hes defo the okokok to my lalala

and yes this man is rich asf and the only reason he doesnt go the mechanic to get his bike fixed up is BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE HIM LOOKING ALL HOT AND EVERYTHING

man is a menace istg

thank uuu far this is gonna fuel my will to live on

[prettypupp]

Duuuuuude your thighs are fuckin luscious. So grabbable & biteable, 10/10, also that dress is handsome and hot af

!!!!

wouldnlove my thighs to bebgrabbed nd bit rn ... sounds amazing rn...

[homosociallyyours]

Megan hi!!! I was in my lecture, listening to ways the government implements policies and then then my mind faded to boobs. Large boobs, hand full of tits, small breasties. So I am here, asking you (because I wanted to make you smile hehe), favorite boob size? Yes all are beautiful af, biteable af, but do you have a fav? Also, what's your favorite cheese🧀

Lololol LIYAH this is the best ask 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think i can pick a favorite boob size though-- they're each perfect in their own way?? No you know what? I'll just go with MY boob size, bc I love my boobs!! So-- a lil more than a handful. A delight!!

And picking a favorite cheese is impossible BUT i can give an approximate top 3 in no particular order:

-Big Sky Grana (a very limited grana style cheese made by a weird dude from Wisconsin, Willi Lehner). It's crumbly and sharp with a bright, fruity acidity and the crunch of tyrosine crystals. You can use it like parm but I prefer to eat it as a snacking cheese until I get near the rind.

-L'Amuse aged goat gouda, "Black Betty" iirc its ideal age is around 13-14 months, so it gets dry but not so dry that it forms a lot of crystals. It's smooth and sweet, with notes of brown butter and salted caramel.

-Petit Marcel Aged Comte, aged 18-24 months. Rich, milky, complex-- amazing to melt but better to snack on. Comte and Gruyere are always sure bets (as long as they're actually from France and Switzerland, respectively) but this one in particular is incredibly good and consistent, thanks to the incredibly skilled people who work at the forts where its made.

I could keep going but I gotta stop or I'll miss cheese too much 😫😫

Thank you for this ask!! I hope my answers make you smile AND that you get to keep thinking of boobs!!!

[lillyviarabbit]

White, yellow, grey, black :3 maybe some others but it’s 4 am and I can’t think so just know you’re cool af and Ilu <3

YOURE SUPER COOL ROSE!!! I am very biteable and have a high pain tolerance so CHOMP AWAY ily~💖💖

[btsbloodlust]

Nom nom nom

Namjoon stans how we doin?

[iivyhearts]

rdr2 boys with an s/o who's love language is biting

boys: arthur, john, dutch, javier, hosea, micah, sean

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arthur

the first time you bite him is when the two of you are cuddled up together on a warm night, all lovey dovey with each other

you feel so overwhelmed with your adoration for your boyfriend that you just had to get it out somehow

so you bit him, his chest to be exact

"hey, what was that for?"

he doesn't mind, he has a high pain tolerance, he's just curious

when you explain that its your way of showing affection he just laughs

lets you nibble away at him whenever you want, ignores everyone who teases the two of you

he'd never bite back, he's just not like that; it's not his love language

but feel free to bite him whenever

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john

"ow! what was that for?!"

the first time you bit him was when the two of you were reunited after a while, and john was covered in bruises

despite your worry for his health, you were so happy to have him back

you bit his shoulder, making john jump

you just smile, kissing the spot gently

this habit continues and gets much worse

john's sharpening a stick for fun? bite his shoulders

john's stood looking out over the lake? cuddle up behind him and bite his cheek

after your bites get facial (yet always gentle) he sits you down to talk about it

it all clicks into place from there and tbh he starts biting you back

in private of course, arthur teases him enough as it is

this also inspires him to leave hickeys all over you when you two are having spicy time together

10/10 very biteable

-

dutch

he saw it coming when you approached him with a mischievous glint in your eyes

before you can get him, he (gently) grabs your face

what he didn't expect was you to bite his hand, between his forefinger and thumb

its gentle but still stings, and he lets you go

"feeling bite-y?"

teases you so much

"oh yeah? you gonna bite me?"

doesn't bite you back, but definitely expresses his love back

"i love you too."

or just kisses you

he has large hands so i feel like you can bite them no problem

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javier

you had actually warned him just before the two of you started dating

"i don't mind, mi amor!"

the first time you bit him was when the two of you were celebrating

everyone was happy, the atmosphere was perfect and your boyfriend was holding you

so you bit into his neck

"aha, thank you, mi vida."

gives you kisses in return

loves when you give him gentle bites when the two of you are cuddling

tbh he starts expecting bites from you over kisses

taps his neck to signal he wants a bite

litters you with kisses when you do

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hosea

he probably already knows what it means

just smiles and kisses your forehead

the best place to bite hosea would probably be his shoulder/upper arms

he literally does not mind at all, barely notices sometimes

"oh, hi darling. anyways, dutch-"

if there's a serious topic going on, he won't let you but any other time he does not care

he could be doing anything, like he could be fishing and you would bite him and he wouldn't bat an eye

if he's feeling cheeky he'll bite you when you're not expecting it

it makes him laugh when you jump

sometimes he'll flick your forehead as greeting

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micah

one hundred percent takes it the wrong way

leaves you with shaky knees and covered in hickeys

when you explain it's not a sexual thing it's just how you show your love for him he loves it even more

bites back even harder

turns it into some type of competition

"i can bite you harder, don't test me, sweetie."

however, if he's not in the mood/grumpy af he will snap at you if you try to bite him

sometimes the two of you argue about it, and when he comes back to apologise he gives your neck a soft bite

it actually turns into the way the two of you say 'i love you'

i feel like he has a very biteable neck

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sean

"ooh, you're fiesty, aren't ya?"

also bites back but he does it bc he thinks its playful and has no meaning

when you tell him it's your love language he feels so honoured

if he's drunk (and he probably is) he either:

fakes being actually hurt and whines at you until you kiss it better

or

he tells the entire camp that you're in love with him and flaunts you as his s/o

when you're both cuddled up, he lets you bite his fingers if you have to get your feelings across

he loves it, and like javier pretty much asks for your love bites

he'll hint at it, but if you're busy/not getting his hint he'll plain out ask

"c'mon, sweet-stuff, give me some lovin!"

his hands are very good for biting but he also adores face/shoulder/neck bites <3

[d0wnt0cl0wn]

how am i looking biteable - weird af anon

YOU ALWAYS TAKE THAT RISK WHEN YOU ANSWER THE ASK BOX

[solastia]

Day 19

Break My Stride, Yoongi x Jungkook, ABO, 4/4 Chapters, 14k words

YOU KNOW MY DRAMATIC ASS SAVED THIS FOR A FRIDAY! If y'all thought my screeching was annoying before, be prepared for about 10x more screeching and indecipherable noises. As the very wise Deadpool once said, “MAXIMUM EFFORT!”

First off, congratulations because this was your first fic to reach 10k hits (and it’s now at 34K hits, whaaaa??!! A few hundred of those may possibly be from me...possibly...probably...most definitely! lmao)

You know my fave ship is Yoonmin (I don’t take shipping irl seriously, don’t come for me plz) but I absolutely LOVE the dynamics between Kookie and Yoongi in this fic. Your writing, the plot, the dialogue, the whole thing is just top tier deliciousness every step of the way. It is scrumptious, mouth watering, exquisite, uuugh *chef’s kiss* bellissimo!

Ok, LOTS OF SPOILERS BECAUSE THIS FIC IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FICTIONAL STORY AND Y’ALL CAN’T STOP ME, MUAHAHAHA!

In the beginning of the story, you create a sense of home for the audience. We feel like we know these characters, we get a sense that they’ve been a group of friends for a very long time, and they each hold a special part of each other’s lives, and it’s freaking beautiful.

“Yoongi shook his head and started picking the olives off his slice of pizza. When he turns to his right to give the olives away, he realizes why he’d felt something was wrong.”

You see! He hadn’t even realized that Kookie was missing, but he felt like something was off.

Oh! And I wanted to ask you about the idea for a mating run! I’ve never read anything like this before, it was an interesting concept to think about. And this would be Yoongi’s 8th run! Oh babey, he was just waiting for the right mate…

“He wasn’t sure what it was, but the image of Jungkook finding someone during the run made him feel…itchy.”

Our boi is already jealous at just the idea of Kookie finding a mate (other than him ofc, but he doesn’t know that yet, bwahahahaha!!)

“Good idea, you’re going to need all the rest you can get,” Seokjin says with an ominous smirk.”

I SHOULD GIVE YOU THE SAME WARNING SEOKJINNIE!!!

“There were even booth setups for merchandise and food.”

OMG, I could see Hobi or Jin buying some cheesy “I survived the 20__ Run and All I Got Was This Shirt”. Or maybe a beer cozy!

“No, he said that would be pointless because his mate’s a cheating cheater that plays dirty. He said the chances of them covering their scent were high. He’s making sure his den is ready,” Seokjin scoffed.

Yoongi accepted the drink Jimin handed him and chuckled. “Sounds like I might actually like them.”

“You have no idea,” Jin said with a snort”

Yoongi, are you so jaded, so blind by your general saltiness that you are not understanding the very obvious clues being thrown your way?!?!?! Kookie, where are you? Put this man in his place please!!

And then when he was told that Kook bought that house he’d had his eyes on for years, uughhh, I was hurting for our Yoonie!

“Yoongi suddenly felt like crying, but he settled for collapsing onto the bench and clenching his fist.”

AAAHHH! But wait a little while Yoongi, I promise all this hurt will be over soon!

“Suddenly, Namjoon growled menacingly, startling everyone. Hoseok looked over to the spot where Namjoon was steadily staring, curiosity in his gaze before it too hardened and he started glaring with bared teeth. A random city Alpha that had been approaching them instantly halted, hands out in surrender.”

HOW COULD I FORGET THIS SUB-PLOT!!! Jin was over there laughing at how oblivious Yoongi was, and he isn’t any better, is he?!? Imagine having Joon and Hobi scaring the competition away like that??!! I would take them home immediately!

“There’s a huge plush rug and plenty of blankets, big fluffy pillows, a little stash of food and entertainment. I even put scent blockers around so no one would smell anything coming from inside,” Yoongi preened as he thought of his perfect hideaway.

Yoongi would def be one to make his little den as comfortable as possible! But I just thought of something. In your earlier description of Yoongi’s apartment, he said it was a bit stark and lacked any real decor. BUT he went out of his way to make this den as comfortable as possible. He bought a string of fairy lights, and he had to go to the big city to get them! It’s almost like it was fate, or maybe deep down he knew that something was going to happen, and he was inadvertently nesting! (please insert “I’ve connected the dots” meme here)

“He was sure there were plenty of Alphas running around with those piercings and Kook’s ginormous honker of a nose.”

:|

Was it really Kook? Or is our boy so in love that he sees Kookie wherever he goes? Lmao!

“Yoongi was about to show this guy that he wasn’t someone to be messed with and he wouldn’t be dragged off to be someone’s good little Omega bitch. He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out the taser he’d packed just in case.”

OMG, Yoongi is not messing around, absolutely zero chill!

“It seemed presenting had changed him physically as well, shooting him up a couple inches so he towered over Yoongi even more than usual. His arms and legs were rippling with muscle that even the black tracksuit he was wearing couldn’t hide. His face was still the same though; the innocent grin an interesting contrast with the buff build.”

SIR!! My heart cannot take this punishment! And OFC he’s a Prime Alpha, Kookie doesn’t know how to half-ass anything!

“And just like he had a million times before, Yoongi gave in like the soft ass bitch he was.”

He really is soft for all of them!!! Yoongi will let them do whatever they want with him, he’ll complain the entire way but we all know he secretly loves it!

“Yoongi dared a quick look behind him, audibly gulping at the sight of the Alpha staring at his ass like he was a starving man at an all you can eat buffet. Jungkook was grinding his jaw and had his nails dug into the dirt like he was trying to control himself.”

I mean, we’ve all seen the Yoonbooty. It does look very biteable. Relatable AF Kook!

“Jungkook continued poking around in things; picking up a candle to sniff, trying to sneak a peek into the duffle bag, ruffling around in the bag of snacks - all while stealing glances at the bed in the middle of the room. “

WAY TO NOT BE OBVIOUS KOOK!!!

“What are you doing, Kook? You’re wasting time here when you should be out there chasing down your mate. They are probably wondering where you are.”

“They know where I am.”

“You told them you were going to hang out with me and they were fine with it?”

“Hyung, you’re usually so smart. Think about it.”

Every time I read this, I die a little bit inside (in a good way, I promise). Yoongi’s whole world is about to be turned upside down, and he has no idea!!!

“The house…”

Jungkook’s eyes softened, smiling fondly at him. “I bought it for you, hyung. Whether you choose me today or not, it’s yours.”

I cry.

What a courting gift!!! Kook doesn’t understand subtlety, does he??!! And how selfless is this? This is a no-strings attached gift, given to Yoongi out of love.

I cry.

“I love the way we are now, equals with a little bit of babying me on the side,” Jungkook grins when Yoongi snorts, shaking his head fondly at the other.”

I would like to see that please.

AND THEN THIS LINE:

“Omega,” Jungkook says softly, so rife with emotion that Yoongi can hear everything he’s trying to say in just that one word. “May I enter your nest?”

This is it, this is as far as I go fam. I have been destroyed with six whole words. How can such a simple statement hold so much emotion, so much hopeful pleading?

And then the whole interaction on the bed! Yoongi asking if he wants to play cards (bwahahaha, sure Jan), Kookie being prepared to wipe away all the descenting salve, Kook getting scent high, YOONGI’S GRANDPA RUN, those first initial uses of pet names, everything was so intimate and playful. It was beautiful!

“I bet I could easily pick you up and fuck you against a wall sometime if you wanted. Maybe even have you straddle my shoulders and I could suck you off that way,” Jungkook muses so matter of factly despite the subject matter, and Yoongi can feel himself get wetter by the second.”

Aaaaaaand there’s the emotional whiplash I’ve come to love from you!

“Whatever you want. You’re in charge.”

Kookie being selfless again! I cannot! It’s about these little things that are done between partners that really matter. Kook is a newly presented virgin Prime Alpha in the midst of a claiming, and his first priority is still making sure Yoongi feels good. He’s giving him all the power here.

“Good,” Yoongi yawns loudly and throws a couple of blankets over them, tangling their legs together. “Later we can try the thing with the nipples.”

Again, I would like to see that please.

“Suddenly, Yoongi’s eyes shoot open and he gasps.

“Oh shit! Your brother is going to kill me!”

Jungkook merely laughs”

😂😂😂

“I’ll give you some meat,” Yoongi grumbles playfully as he climbs off the bed, stretching his aching limbs.

“I mean, I’m down for anything,” Jungkook giggles.”

Not to sound like a broken record, but...I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT PLEASE

“Jungkook walked straight towards the first woman he saw with a clipboard, blindsiding the stunned woman with one of his lethal smiles while he wrapped an arm around Yoongi’s waist to pull him close.

“Hi! We both need mating packets.”

Yoongi rolled his eyes because he could tell that Jungkook was practically bragging instead of just asking like a normal person.”

He’s practically bragging about Yoongi being his mate! I have a feeling Kookie is going to be unbearable to be around in the upcoming weeks.

And then we get a teeny tiny peek at the Nam-Jin-Hobi subplot and ooomg I hope you’re able to explore this particular pairing in the future. There is so much potential there for steamy/fluffy scenes!

“I just mean, like, soulmates. You know? Maybe we were supposed to meet to help each other find our mates. Or maybe we are all soulmates in various forms.”

DON’T! DON’T HURT ME THIS WAY, I CANNOT AND WILL NOT SURVIVE!

AAAAH this fic was wonderful! It feels complete the way you ended it, but I am definitely still craving more! Good job, dayumm!

It still amazes me how many people have read this one lol. But yeah, this is one of my favorites too. I do have other side stories that I’m working on for this one, including one from Jk’s birthday and another for Namjinseok.

I just really really love writing people that are so unapologetically whipped. Like, it’s such a major thing for me because in real life there are a ridiculous amount of people that are embarrassed to show how much they care about their SO, and like, why? Why are you even with them if you’re so embarrassed to show them any affection? Show the world that you are proud they choose to be with you, show your person that they are precious. I’m not even saying buy them shit all the time (because for some reason het males seem to think that’s what everyone means). I mean hold their damn hand, write them a note, tell them they are pretty. There’s a reason that a person who technically still identifies as gay man is in a steady relationship with me, a pan woman. And it’s because I fucking treat him like he’s the reason my heart beats and I’m not ashamed to show the world. Ok, I’m ranting now lol. I’ll stop. But you get the picture.