#bitchboy mcgee

[the-silver-sparrow]

The Duke.

Everytime I forget I have to post here as well, Twitter gets even worse 😭

For now imma use tumblr as kind of a place to infodump about my ocs,,, until I feel comfortable cross posting on 3 different platforms all at once (maybe only 2 if I ever decide to leave Twitter for good)

Anyhow! Meet the Duke! Typical Local Big Bad Guy:tm: who takes great pride in being the absolute worst. He's dramatic, he's obnoxious, he's over the top, he's your worst-best-frienemy.

I had. A lot of fun figuring out his design. It was tough but now he's one of my favorites :]

[mintflavoredfemurs]

Little bitchboy mcgee I use to practice animating

[lesbianekubo]

thinks about teru: 💗💖💓💕💞💗💖💓💕💖💘💖💗💓💖💕💞💖💝💕💓💞💖💞💓💕💖

[supurrnova-blog1]

My friend's boyfriend was making fun of me for only being able to curl 60lbs ;;; I was proud that I made it to fifty today (one set of fifteen, three sets of ten, and one set of five) and he was like "really? only sixty pounds? that's nothing??" and proceeded to easily curl it with one arm for one set of twenty-five with no problem and make fun of me for being weak hdhdhd

[miracrule-blog]

i’mma set this out for any of my mutuals who have discord and want a meme (the meme is me. i also speak in fluent meme.)

[liftingdown]

dude, I knew $hein was easy, but wow. I stupidly let a package be signed becuase I thought the mailroom wouldn’t sign for it, but they did. I thought I was totally screwed but, I still got a refund. 

I got a refund. On a signed package. That was delivered to a secure location that totally couldn’t have been stolen. With a fresh account. For a 200$ order. on an email account under the name “bitchboy mcgee”. 

PS, don’t use express shipping on $hein. they ship through dhl which means you either have to sign for it or agree that they “aren’t responsible for any damage” on the package.  you don’t get your package any faster and it takes a 5 day investigation and several emails of begging to get your refund. 

[thelowlysatsuma]

i’m about to crack and finally go look up what the FUCK the magnus archives is about but first: What I Know About TMA As Instructed By Tungle Dot Hell

jonny the sims man:

op’s self-insert

archivist and like. mostly decent at it

ace (ace rights!)

doesn’t believe in the supernatural (despite working at a Supernatural Research Joint) until it kicks down his door and stabs him in the nuts

Too Many Eyes

fucks shit up a lot

has a lovely bf named martin

has been possessed by like?? every Fear Boi(tm) out there??? man dude’s just havin a rough year

Breaking News: Only Sane Man Falls Headfirst Into Insanity, More At Ten

martin blackwood:

lovely boy. cinnamon roll. Protect This Man Or Else

the best goddamn character in the show. Does Not Deserve Anything That Happens To Him

might have murdered somebody???? and definitely forged his employment paperwork bc of Ambiguous Tragic Backstory(tm). seriously what the fuck is this man’s real name

enemies to lovers slow burn 220k w/ jonman

tim:

nice dude, also gets possessed a lot

lowkey a flirt?

also gets shipped w/ martin sometimes idk

sasha:

there’s some SERIOUS other mother shit going on here but idk specifics. i do know that jon fucked this situation up a lot too tho

elias bitchboy:

jon’s “““manager”““ but rlly just the motherfucker who fucked up his shit and did. something. with all the Scary Squad(tm)

also has eye symbolism?? i think he’s a foil to jon???

trash man. absolute garbage boy. feral little bastard. kill this bitch.

runs the magnus institute through tax fraud

peter lukas:

bitchboy’s Equally Terrible Husband

foil to martin??

i think one of them hired someone to kill the other at some point but like both of them knew it and it was just For The Lolz????

im pretty sure his hubby jumped ship at the institute and now he runs the joint but who knows if that’s right at this point

basira:

also works for jon somehow

lovely lady, wears a hijab.

cool wlw honestly i don’t know anything bad about her she sounds great

daisy:

The One Cop We Respect

basira’s gf???? idk man

also possessed by a member of the spooky squad but this time it’s The Hunt (ooh fancy capital letters)

michael:

FuckHands McGee(tm)

anyways are y’all fans alright??? do you need a hug?? i feel like you guys need a hug listen i’m sending y’all virtual hugs stay safe in season 5 friends don’t go too feral i believe in you

[eekohfriendly]

"youre too much trouble"

"ugh youre such a burden"

"why were you even born"

listen up bitchboy mcgee if you couldnt handle the responsibility of parenting a retarded tranny fag then maybe you shouldve put a rubber sock on your schlong before you fucked my mom

[askeverettgray]

Bitchboy McGee thats a-me

[windscattered]

Floette: 👄 + Lysandre

“UGH.”

“...What, that wasn’t enough? God where do I begin? Bitchboy strides in like ��ooh look at me I’ll lock up ONE OF THE MOST NOTABLE KINGS OF KALOS in a TINY CELL WHERE HE CAN BARELY SIT IN’ and goes ahead and almost repeats one of the MOST TRAGIC MISTAKES IN KALOS’ HISTORY for what? ‘For the good of people’? Bitch please.”

“What I’m saying is...”

“I fought in a war. I fought Cobalion and almost won, despite them having type advantage. I know a move that even Xerneas themself can’t learn. I could wipe Lysandre’s whole team and not even break a sweat. If pyrora-ass mcgee steps out of line, I’ll personally beat his ass into the hole he left in Geosenge Town.”

[emorishh]

this sounds like a shitpost but it’s not:

IF your very first draft is NOT SHITTY, you are DOING IT WRONG!!!

you have no spelling errors? INCORRECT. do not go back to edit anything! ANYTHING! when you’re writing your first draft.

hey! STOP looking up synonyms! *hits you with a wooden spoon* BAD! BAD! just write the word you’re overusing way too much and come back to it AFTER you’re finished. and i mean FINISHED, you fool!

i am. trying to save your life here. DONT EDIT AS YOU WRITE. you’ll end up deleting whole sections of edited writing because it doesn’t fit with the plot, and it’ll feel terrible. don’t waste your time! please i’m BEGGING YOU—

hey. HEY! I SEE YOU BACKSPACING! N O ! you don’t have to absolutely limit yourself to NEVER backspacing, as i know it can be hard. but cut down the use on the delete button! try and train yourself to only delete when it’s necessary, like when you want to add an important detail that you might forget if you don’t do so. still, try not to backspace. that’s the same as editing, lads.

can’t think of the word? write a different word; a word that would never come up in your actual story. like iphone if you’re writing a medieval fantasy. then when you’re done and you’re ready to edit, highlight “iphone” throughout your entire work. Go through and edit as the context demands.

you should probably know some of the names of your characters, and maybe general age and a vague background. but keep it vague (for some of them, if you don’t want to do all), so their past can shift with your plot as the need arises.

additionally, if you can’t think of a character name, just write something stupid as hell, like bitchboy or idiot mcgee. then do as you do in #5.

it’s ok to interrupt your own writing here. write notes to yourself as to why you wrote a specific thing, what could change, etcetera.

an extension to the above is summarizing, but try not to use it too much. yes, you can summarize, but try to keep large blocks of summarizing off your actual writing draft.

stop reading here if u don’t want to hear abt a plot exercise i do! vvv vvv vvv

lastly, because this one is less about first drafts and more about plot: i don’t know how helpful this might be for y’all, it’s not super mega amazingly fantastic for helping me write... but it’s fun as hell, and it does help a bit with my own understanding of my story!:

write ur thought process!! pretend you’re explaining the plot to someone! but write it out! interrupt urself! things don’t have to be in logical order here. it’s just what u want to have happen, and important points you plan to include. here’s a very fucking long medium sized excerpt from my own thought process exercise, because i have no shame and i want to talk abt my writing...:

“ok so basically this fuckin story is about uhhh. magic n shit!! we love cliches in this house. anyways there’s sixteen mages and they’re all spread out across the land. it switches perspectives between them and they r basically trying 2 Not Die because some of the main kingdoms think magic is evil. fuck u cliches are fun u can’t tell me what to do. there’s one kingdom that’s like. “magic bad!”. cuz this one dumbass angstyboy had a Tragic Past and therefore decided to be buddy buddy with the king (who’s an idiot) to outlaw magic. if u use magic ur either executed or sentenced to jail time, where u will disappear before ur sentence ends. wack af. some of these mages live in this kingdom, which means they gotta hide their magic stuff. some of the mages tho, actually don’t have magic yet (it can develop later in life). and a lot of them don’t live in that kingdom, so they’re at less risk. but magic is technically illegal in all six kingdoms (w/ varying degrees of punishment severity), so they gotta b careful. what kicks off the start of the adventure? well, in the heart of the main yikes kingdom, one of the head knights discovers she has magic. throughout the story, each character meets up w/ each other until they’re all together in one group (which might not even happen in the first book lmao). there are other cool characters who contribute to this sexy ass plot...” (cont.)

(btw i have a blog for this wip, the url is magicandmages and it’s literally the worst and i never post but if u want to follow it u can. and honestly, if u show interest in it, it’ll give me motivation to write. so if u want to, go ahead,,)

[aeleriaa]

bitchboy mcgee

[dailyhirosekoichi]

Petition to change your name to Bitchboy McGee -poorlydrawnrohan

Petition to change your name to Thotty 9000

[miracrule-blog]

get to know me better

tagged by:  i snatched it from @kxnjikiyasha, smooch

1ST RULE: tag 9 people you want to get to know better: anyone who wants to!

2nd RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

APPEARANCE: · I am 5'7" or taller · I wear glasses · I have at least one tattoo · I have at least one piercing · I have blonde hair · I have brown eyes · I have short hair · My abs are at least somewhat defined · I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY: · I love meeting new people · People tell me that I’m funny · Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me · I enjoy physical challenges · I enjoy mental challenges · I’m playfully rude with people I know well · I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it · There is something I would change about my personality.

ABILITY: · I can sing well · I can play an instrument · I can do over 30 pushups without stopping · I am a fast runner · I can draw well · I have a good memory · I’m good at doing math in my head · I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute · I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling · I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch · I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: · I enjoy playing sports · I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else · I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else · I have learned a new song in the past week · I work out at least once a week · I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months · I have drawn something in the past month · I enjoy writing · fandoms are my #1 passion · I do or have done martial arts.

EXPERIENCES: · I have had my first kiss · I have had alcohol · I have scored the winning goal in a sports game · I have watched an entire season of a tv show in one sitting · I have been at an overnight event · I have been in a taxi · I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year · I have beaten a game in one day · I have visited another country · I have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

MY LIFE: · I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” · I live close to my school · My parents are still together · I have at least one sibling · I live in the United States · There is snow right now where I live · I have hung out with a friend in the past month · I have a phone· I have at least 15 CDs · I share my room with someone

RELATIONSHIPS: · I’m in a relationship · I have a crush on a celebrity · I have a crush on someone I know · I have been in at least 3 relationships · I have never been in a relationship · I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them · I get crushes easily · I had a crush on someone for over a year · I have been in a relationship for at least a year · I have had feelings for a friend

RANDOM : · I have break-danced · I know a person named Jamie · I have had a teacher with the last name that’s hard to pronounce · I have dyed my hair · I’m listening to one song on repeat right now · I have punched someone in the past week · I know someone who has gone to jail · I have broken a bone · I have eaten a waffle today · I know what I want to do with my life · I speak at least 2 languages · I have made a new friend in the past year

[liftingdown]

I use my spam email for dna’s sometimes to have extra emails and not clog up my main inbox, which works fine in theory, but today I noticed the name on my spam google account is Bitchboy Mcgee