#bisexual lookin ass

[phantom-rats]

he’s the exact sort of person that I would avoid like the plague <3

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[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

For David Tennant’s next role, he’s embodying a closeted preteen testing the gay waters with fuck ugly corporate-approved K-Mart hoodies

[zaideaben]

@grim-lief and i are working on a danganronpa au for our ocs, lol. here's ubon, super high school level gardener. <3

[syraxxxx]

Holy shit Ad Rock doodles?!?!?!?!?

[lelianaslefthand]

oh solavellan..... alexa play howl by florence + the machine

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[marx-the-personly-blog]

Your choices don't matter Kris

Little silly YTTD reference

[sodafrog13]

bada bing bada boom, new theme + cleaned up my links again

[love-byers]

mysterious bisexual english major lookin ass

[untilwedont]

Jealous Boy

But I can't help it

RQ: Vinnie Hacker x male reader pls!!! Angst to fluff like y/n gets jealous of a girl who is flirting with Vinnie and Vinnie flirts back leading to an very heated argument where Vinnie says something he regrets and tries to make it up to y/n

Warnings; alcohol, mentions of cheating.

to be quite honest, you’d say you were one of the luckiest people to live on earth. I mean.. one of the finest people on earth— a man that everyone would literally kill to just get a smile from, chose to date you.

by man I mean Vinnie Hacker. Every girl thirsted over the guy, and it shocked the public when he openly came out as bisexual and revealed to be in a relationship with you.

but.. dating a fine ass man comes with it’s downsides. A lot of girls, as soon as they laid eyes on Vinnie, tried to come up to him and flirt, doing anything to try and get your boyfriend turned on.

Luckily you dated a loyal man and he’d always push them off, telling them he was already in a relationship— but that changed.

You guys decided to hit the bar, take a few shots, call a taxi home, and maybe have drunk sex?? Well— that was the original plan at least.

“can I get another shot, please?” You asked the bartender, handing them the empty shot glass. They nodded, grabbing your shot glass and taking it away.

You were only two shots in, and hadn’t felt anything happening to your body. You weren’t one to get drunk easily, unlike Vinnie.

By two shots in, he’d already been tipsy, slightly slurring his words when he talked to you. “S’hey, ‘nother shot..” He asked the bartender, giving them the glass and rubbing his eyes.

“You good, vin?” You ask, noticing his slured words becoming more frequent, signaling he was becoming more under the influence.

“hm? oooh~ yeah, for sure!” He said, smiling at you drunkly. You nodded, watching as the bartender gave him another shot of strong alcohol. You decided you were done drinking for the night, wanting to at least be the more sober one.

You left to take a quick bathroom break. When you came back, you expected to see nothing less but you’re drunk boyfriend alone. But, when you returned, you saw a girl talking to vinnie.

Except, it was different this time. He wasn’t pushing the girl away like he usually would. No, he was talking to her. Not in a regular way, but with a more flirty tone.. Like he was enjoying her. Her looks, body, voice, everything.

A sense of jealousy instantly rushed through your body, overflowing your mind with hateful thoughts. But, you tried calming yourself down, thinking it was the alcohol overflowing vinnies mind. Yet, there was something in you that wanted to snoop in on the conversation.

The distant voices of both of them slowly became louder as you got closer. “So, what brings you here tonight?” She asked, slightly biting her lip while trailing a finger down vinnie’s shoulder.

It was obvious about what she wanted. “S’m just here hiccup to have s’me fun..!” He smiled at her, unaware of her wants. “What’s a fine lady like you doin’ here?” Your fists clenched as your jealousy began to overflow you once more. Was he really about to cheat on you, or was it just the alcohol?

“Just.. lookin’ for some fun~” She smiled, placing her hand on Vinnie’s thigh. Vinnie smiled back. “You got a girlfriend?” But, before he could respond to her question, you quickly interrupted the conversation.

“Actually, he has a boyfriend. So you can.. run off now.” You gave her a smile as you shooed her away. Her face turned to disbelief and she walked off. “Oh, hey baby~” vinnie spoke from behind you.

“Don’t fucking baby me, we’re going home.” You grabbed his hand, gripping it sternly, forcing him out of his seat. “Heyy, what’sth big hol’ up?” He asked, his hand still in yours. You didn’t respond, only quickly calling an uber to pick you up. (don’t drink and drive)

You ignored all his little complaints about leaving so early until the taxi finally arrived. You both got in and the whole car ride was silent, the only words being spoken were when you told the uber your address.

When you arrived home, you got out the uber, not bothering to wait or help vinnie get out. He quickly followed behind as you opened the front door, “Hey, what’s going on with you?” He asked as he ran up behind you. “I’d rather talk to you when you aren’t drunk.” You mumbled as you walked through the front door.

“Baby-..” He went to speak again but you quickly cut him off. “I told you to not baby me.” He tossed his hands in the air from confusion. He wasn’t sure what he did wrong. “Just.. just don’t speak to me until you’re sobered up.” You spoke, this time more calm.

He was confused but didn’t complain any longer. The next day rolled around and Vinnie awoke to an empty bed. He was definitely sober now, but needed to suffer the consequences of a hangover. He walked out of the room to find you in the kitchen. He wondered what time it was since he saw you already showered and ready for the day.

He walked up behind you to wrap his arms around your waist and rest his chin on your head. But, you quickly pushed him away. “What’s wrong?” He asked, scratching his head. “So you don’t remember what happened last night?” You calmly asked, not bothering to turn around and face him

“Uhm… I mean not really.. why, did I do something wrong?” He questioned. You felt your hands curl up into a fist as you sighed. “A girl… she came up to you while I was gone,” you finally turned around, “she flirted with you, but you didn’t push her away. No, instead.. instead you flirted back. The way you eyed her.. the way you-..” you took a deep sigh, “The way you let her touch you… and you just sat there…”

Your head hanged low, staring at the ground as you bit your lip. “Baby- I..” He let out a nervous laugh, “I was drunk last night.. you know that.” He tried placing a hand on your shoulder but you quickly took his hand off. “Oh, but you remembered to call me ‘baby’ after you called her a ‘fine fucking lady’ a few fucking seconds ago?!”

You felt tears forming as you stared at him. “Are you- are you accusing me of cheating on you?” He asked, looking at you in disbelief. You scoffed, “I don’t know, Vinnie. Would you? What if I hadn’t stopped the conversation, vinnie? What if I watched as you told her you were single? What if I watched her fucking kiss your lips?! What if-..” Your voice got louder with every ‘what if’, but vinnie cut you off from your ramble.

“Okay, M/N stop!” He yelled. “Do you hear yourself right now?! Why the hell would I ever cheat on you?!” His voice had a sense of nervousness in it as he continued to yell.

“Well im sure you were fucking thinking about it when you eyed her tits!” You yelled back and vinnie scoffed. “Okay, fine! So what if I hookup with a girl?! it’s not like you show me any action anyways!” He yelled, not aware of the words that just came out of his mouth.

You stared at him in disbelief, a tear slipping down your cheek. “Did you-… did you just admit to thinking about cheating on me..?” You spoke lowly, your anger quickly disappearing. Vinnie’s eyes widened as he realized his mistake. The words that just came out of his mouth.

“W-wait..! no, no, no, that’s- that’s not want I meant!” His yelling quickly turned into regret as he tried to come up to you and hug you. “Don’t fucking touch me.” You harshly whispered, pushing him away as you went to leave the house. “N-no, baby wait!” He tried stopping you from leaving but you were already walking out the door.

You left the house. You weren’t sure where you were going, you just drove. Drove until you couldn’t drive any longer. Vinnie on the other hand cried his heart out, sitting on the kitchen floor as he knew he just ruined your guys’ relationship.

But, after sometime of crying, he had a sudden idea to fix things with you.. or at least try. He wasn’t sure how long you’d be out so he thought he’d start his idea right away.

The sunset became more visible as you continued to drive. You weren’t sure what time you left the house and you weren’t sure what the current time was. You silenced your phone after the constant calls from vinnie. The radio wasn’t on, you left it off just so you could hear your own thoughts.

You knew you had to come back home at some point.. you had nowhere else to stay. So, you eventually returned home. You walked up to the front door and hesitantly turned the lock. You silently walked in, looking around and noticing that it was silent.

You suddenly noticed red shaped petals on the ground that lead upstairs. You followed the petals that continued inside the bedroom. You opened the door, peaking your head inside. There was a sealed cake on the bed that spelled ‘I’m sorry :(.’ Three nicely wrapped gifts sat behind the cake.

There was a sealed envelope that rested on top of the sealed cake that had your name written on the back. “Vinnie?” You spoke softly as you walked towards the cake. You grabbed the envelope,

“M/N im sorry about what I said earlier today. I promise you that i’d NEVER cheat on you. You mean the world to me and the thought of you feeling hurt because of me makes me so angry with myself. I know this may not be a lot but I promise with everything I will continue to try and make it up to you. I love you so much M/N you don’t even know it.

Love,

Vinnies.

Your heart began to hurt once more as you read the letter and your lip slightly quivered. You opened the three gifts. Inside were many of your favorite things, ranging from clothes, to accessories, etc.

You smiled at his thoughtfulness. Maybe you’ll give him a second chance.

A/N; ENDING HERE THIS SHIT IS TOO LONG

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

The Outsiders Characters as things I’ve/my friends have said:

Ponyboy:

“I spent 6 Hours painting a giant ass blue ringed octopus on the back of this poster board for my Evulotion Prject if I don’t get an A+ I’m rioting”

He gets a bonus

*looks out the window with a blank face as my friend tries tapping my shoulder* “Stop… I’m having a main character moment”

Johnny

“No but I actually want to lowkey fall in love with you, get married and have an amazing wedding, have kids and a lot of dogs and be happily in love with you but like no homo tho”

Sodapop

“Ignorw my bsd spelking lol I’m gay”

Darry

“Give me the money I’ve got kids to feed. NO THEY AREN’T MY REAL KIDS BUT THEY STILL COUNT YOU SOGGY ASS WAFFLE HEAD”

Dallas

My friend: you flirt with yourself in the mirror Sloane?

*turns to myself in the mirror as I bite my lip*

“I’m just… so sexy. I can’t help it. *winks at myself* What’s up babygirl?”

Two Bit

“Seagulls are such fucking whores…. Walking around in those fishnets”

*manic laughter*

Steve

*stands ontop of a surfboard* “Guys! I did it! I knew i-“ *gets hit by a large wave*

Tim

“I’m honestly such a mafia boss. I could be in a Wattpad novel where you get sold to be bro.”

Curly

“Call me a bisexual mess all you want I’m not choosing between titties and dick”

Angela

“You’re just jealous I get more bitches than you with my MASSIVE PEN- Yeah the writing utensil get your mind out of the gutter. I write amazing love letters to women.”

Bob

“Is it just me or is that guy looking…stabbable?” *evily pulls out butter knife*

Randy

“HA imagine having mommy issues… I don’t have a mom so I can’t have issues with her.”

Cherry

“*Holds up a Ratatouille poster* Babe??? You didn’t tell me you starred in a Disney movie! Your acting is too good.”

Marcia

“Collarbones are sexy and yours is lookin real good if you know what I mean…”

[goshdangronpa]

Let's rate new hairstyles

16. Teruteru - already the worst haicut on the worst character, he keeps up his losing streak

15. Hajime - sea urchin-lookin ass

14. Sonia - reeeeally not fond of this

13. Hiyoko - the next evolution to her final Karen form, very grandma

12. Fuyuhiko - so much more generic, looks like a shonen protag

11. Nagito - wrong wrong wrong. He's supposed to be scrungly, never met a brush or comb that liked him, wtf is this

10. Mahiru - more volume than necessary, not bad but not flattering

9. Nekomaru - very protag, but it's more fitting for him and less generic than Fuyuhiko so there's that

8. Ibuki - this is just how it looks when she doesn't take two hours to style it in the morning

7. Gundham - lmao

6. Imposter - is fine but also get a haircut hippie

5. Peko - nice to see her loosen up a bit!

4. Chiaki - the same but longer, which ain't bad at all

3. Kazuichi - looking good, bisexual confirmed

2. Akane - yeeees. Arguably not with her character, but definitely looks great and she can rock it like no one’s business

1. Mikan - also arguably not with her character, but it's what she deserves. No more hack jobs from bullies. Get that pro cut, bangs in a perfect line, locks chopped for evenness. Look how happy she is. Would you take that from her?

[pinkpastels113]

Rediscovering some Good Songs, so now I'm wondering, what are some songs you associate with Beca & Chloe? (Or the other Bellas!) And why?

I HAVE SO MANY SONGS SO THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION (ie i struggled adfgdjhsk) but i still hope yall like:

beca

no diggity (blackstreet) bc obviouslyy

no scrubs (tlc) just the vibee ahh and my lil bisexual girlie will not be with a man if he is not good to her !!!

just the way you are (bruno mars) DUHHHH the eye contact in the pool sigh and the moment where aubrey relinquished control of the pitch pipe and chloe was smug like see bree i told you she's good we will def make it to lincoln center

freedom! '90 (george michael) no explanation needed and bc she is finally getting recognized for her talent ahh but she decided to share it with her family (the bellas!!)

cups (originally by ap carter i think) bc iconic pop culture phenomenon

paint the town red (doja cat) rawr alt badass girlie pp1 beca

poison poison (renee rapp) for @afh48 mostly but yes!! beca is very "you're so fucking annoying" core

before he cheats (carrie underwood) she SLAPPED IN THAT RIFF OFF IM AFRAID- the way she grabbed that guy's jacket oof

chloe

she's v my "pink glitter gel pen" playlist coded i fear and here are some music/songs from it:

pocketful of sunshine (natasha bedingfield) bc she's a sunshine baby even kendrick says so <33

message in a bottle (taylor swift) i just think she's a swiftie and that this song and its fast beat and bubblegum pop is very her

we are never ever getting back together (taylor swift) red era chloe beale stan

love me harder (ariana grande) THAT PART IN PP3 WHEN SHE SINGS "love me harderrr, cuz if you really need me you gotta gotta gotta love me harder, gotta love me harderrr” GETS ME EVERY TIME

i kissed a girl (katy perry) her coming out song

still into you (paramore) she def dances around the bella house to this song

material girl (madonna) and this also pertains to aubrey, this is their friendship song <33

ocean eyes (billie eilish) brittany's eyes are so pretty i cant even begin to describe-

bechloe (the way i had originally just put these songs under beca and chloe separately but they got too many songs that make me think about them together that it should be a different section lmao)

not to be a dramatic (zoe clark) from beca to chloe <33 just LISTEN to the lyrics pls omg it is so angsty and pining

mascara (kylie cantrall) chloe telling beca the message in this song when she breaks up with jesse :((

friends dont (maddie & tae) just listen to it pls yall it's literally friends to lovers of them and fits their vibe perfectly and everytime i listen to it i daydream a whole ass bechloe fic like it's INSANE

not like im in love with you (lew) same thing as above

titanium (david guetta) sigh if i dont include this esp in this fandom i might as well kms/joking teehee

kiss me (sixpence none the richer) soft domestic bechloe <333

toxic (britney spears) again, the trust, the chemistry, the eye contact, the harmonies, the solos in pp3. im feral.

good luck, babe! + casual + red wine supernova (chappell roan)

birds of a feather (billie eilish) ahh i love them and to this song sm "i'll love you till the day i die, till the light leaves my eyes, till the day i dieee"

enchanted + dress + gorgeous + dancing with our hands tied (taylor swift)

stacie

low (flo rida) pp2 riff off cuz shawty had that apple bottom jeans (jeans) boots with the furr (with the fur) the whole club was lookin' at herr

sex with me (rihanna) pretty obvious methinks lmao

s&m (rihanna) no words truly

taste (sabrina carpenter) i headcanon stacie as pan so i just feel like the lyrics of this song can pertain to her if she's ever realizing that her past prospects are fucking each other <33

you problem (cloudy june, emlyn) i feel like she believes karma is a thing and "oh well you kinda asked for it haha" when someone comes to her complaining about drama or something like that if they started it in the first place if that makes sense

breakfast (dove cameron) nom nom her attitude towards men most of the time i think; "he's a hunter" coded

honey, im good (andy grammer) STAUBREY but she would never cheat on aubrey obv but maybe angst at the beginning of their relationship

heart attack (demi lovato) ANOTHER STAUBREY SONG HEHE

confident (demi lovato) goes without saying that stacie is confident in who she is and what she wants and goes for it

aubrey

boyfriend (dove cameron) hmm anyone here for jealous wlw aubrey? bc i am

hit me with your best shot (pat benatar) pp1 riff off :))

classic (mkto) she's just so Classic and i feel like she would love to be wooed traditionally like the whole wine and dine thing and lots of flowers on dates (stacie cough** im looking at you)

what makes you beautiful (one direction) i debated putting this under her or chloe but chloe def knows that she's hot, quoting “yeah im pretty confident about... all this ;))” so aubrey it is!!

hey blondie (dominic fike) girlie just wants to be serenaded fr

pretty girls (renee rapp) a lot of angst in coming to terms with her sexuality unfortunately :((

emily

sit still look pretty (daya) i can NOT listen to this song without thinking of her now i fear

flashlight (jessie j) same reason as above!! legacy is just a baby aaahh

cool kids (echosmith) she just wants to fit in 🐣

most girls (hailee steinfeld) i feel like she admires a lot of girls around her and wants to be like them and obv hailee singing it helps lol

cynthia rose

crazy youngsters (ester dean) that music video!!

starships (nicki minaj) idk i just think ab her when i hear it

amy

we belong (pat benatar) that "hey im soloing here!! whataver!!" part is so funny to me every time haha in pp2

[blood-injections]

Boutta have some bisexual ass lookin hair

[sergeifyodorov]

who is your favorite player on every team?

omg this is sucha good ask anon... under the cut for my little explanations

bruins: pasta... nails PAINTED front teeth CHIPPED glasses ON. i hate him every time he actually plays the leafs because he's so goddamn good but separated from that i enjoy his silly ass immensely

panthers: society has moved past the need for anyone to enjoy any florida panthers (bobrovsky)

leafs: im an austonhead through and through... generational goalscorer and queeny what can't he do

lightning: stamkos for symbolism reasons. bonus nikita kucherov because he's one of those larionov-type really analytical players and i love that

red wings: moritz

canadiens: juraj slafkovsky because he is just SO giant puppy and he is absolutely hilarious

sabres: dahlin for psychosexual reasons

sens: CLAUDE GIROUX!!! GINGER FRANCO ONTARIEN DILF OF ALL TIME!!!!!! NECK GUARD!!!! BISEXUAL SUBTEXT!!!!!! CLAUD!

rangers: artemi panarin (only child of divorce)

hurricanes: seth jarvis (one of very few nhlers i feel like i could have a normal human dumbass conversation with)

islanders: mat barzal (diva)

flyers: travis konecny (sexy)

devils: nico hischier (sexy)

penguins: evgeni malkin (diva)

capitals: alex ovechkin (sexy)

blue jackets: patrik laine (because there's something SOOOOO compelling about being a draft bust and also the fact that he is just kind of a weirdly blonde freak white walker lookin dude who wears interesting outfits)

jets: nik ehlers. points for being a) danish (nobody's DANISH in this league) and b) that one time sch*fele hurt that hab and ehlers protected him when everyone got into that scrum going for schiefele

avalanche: alex georgiev for punching tda

dallas stars: where do i START with the stars... robo i think

preds: JUUSE SAROS MY LEEDL GUYYYYY

blues: gonna go with brayden schenn... any relative of luke's is a friend of mine

coyotes: either clayton keller or alex kerfoot

wild: idk flower?

blackhawks: connor bedard is legitimately my little guy. i love that freak. im at practice... in chicago... CHICAGO???. went on a pilgrimage to see Him in person and it was great (leafs lost in overtime and he got 0 points)

canucks: as much as i love and appreciate my fellow gays im gonna have to go with quinnifer here. he's literally quinn hughes i don't know what you want from me

golden knights: jeichel

kings: anze kopitar <3

oilers: mcdavid... he's literally everything. cursed by god. pro gay. really good at hockey. ginger

kraken: honestly i have never thought about the kraken a single day of my entire life. who's their goalie? grubauer? i'll go grubauer

flames: naz kadri :))))))))

ducks: i know we're all supposed to have ducks opinions nowadays but im going to carefully say lukas dostal and be done with it

sharks: duclair. free of the panthers and ready to be given space in my heart

[whitegoldtower]

Masterlist of my Skyrim Headcanons:

Gay/Lesbian NPCs: Ancano, Vingalmo, obviously Nazeem, Elenwen, Ingun Blackbriar, Sibbi Blackbriar, Marcurio, Sybille Stentor, Faralda, Colette Marence.

Bisexual NPCs: most of them ngl. Peak bisexual man is Erik the Slayer. Peak bisexual woman is Ysolda.

Enby NPCs: The dragons, the daedra, the aedra, anyone who works in a temple. Vingalmo. Cicero.

Trans NPCs: Saadia, Garan Marethi, Cicero.

Ace NPCs: Serana (romantically interested in women? Maybe even queer platonic?).

I have a whole backstory to flesh out Ancano’s character wherein he’s a closeted gay man who joined the thalmor to blend in, and now that he’s surrounded by mages in winterhold it can go one of two ways; either he will go wild and do the canon thing of grasping the eye to gain power for himself (because he’s always felt powerless and if he’s gonna die he might as well go out with a bang because there’s no happy life waiting for him back in Alinor where the expectations of breeding perfect little mages await) or he’ll realise that he’s in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and do a runner if persuaded enough. Which is an option I wish they’d included. I wish they’d fleshed him out more. He could have been a meaner, bitchier Dorian Pavus (DAI Tevinter Mage) with the same daddy issues.

Ondolemar is a posh roadman. Rahh Minty where’s my baccy? Lookin ass

Ondolemar fucking hates his job and only does it because he comes from a long line of Thalmor military veterans and doesn’t want his family to cut him off. It’s expected of him and he’s a people pleaser. But man is he tired.

Elenwen gets white girl wasted.

The forsworn could churn out skyrim’s equivalent of witchers if they wanted to - the process of becoming a briarheart is similar to the witcher trials; survival of the fittest and mutations. Forsworn children are sent out into the wilds of the reach and those who make it back alive progress to the next stage, which, in my mind, is pretty much the same as the trial of the grasses. Young women are also selected to ‘ascend’ and those who succeed become Hagravens, mutated by magic, revered as priestesses.

The elves in Castle Volkihar were owned by Harkon and they all want to overthrow him. I use mods so that I can recruit them all as followers, so that we can all fight him.

Orthjolf is different. He’s Harkon’s favourite. He doesn’t want to overthrow him to have what Harkon has; he wants to overthrow him so he can BE Harkon.

Nazeem’s attitude is a bit he’s doing that only he finds funny.

Delphine and Astrid are TERFs. Just in case you needed a reason to hate them more.

I bring Babette with me to murk Erikur because Erikur seems like a nonce and Babette should have the pleasure of offing him.

Hert and Hern (Falkreath) have an agreement with Faendal in Riverwood; Faendal hunts animals for meat and delivers the fresh blood to them. Hert and Hern also hunt animals for blood and give Faendal the meat.

The anonymous Author of ‘Immortal Blood’ is the Bosmer, Galathil, The Face-Changer, in the Ratway. Galathil is a Bonsamu, a vampire that looks indistinguishable from a regular Bosmer, except by candlelight.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

here is alist of my favorite shiny pokemon forms and here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw the first one in the garbage

Alolan Raichu. Someone burnt this pancake!

teddiursa - hes geen

grovyle - i like red/green :)

wurmple - and why he ourmple

Roselia line. The OG. Cannot be topped. Blue/red roses turning purple and black? Perfection. The grace. The color cohesion. The Anthy of it all.

Metagross. This white gold color scheme fuckin' whips ass. Associating it with Steven was awesome. Best choice.

Jirachi - today is tanabata!

Togekiss - most people dont like subtle shinies but I really like the gentle color swap on this one what can i say. if its not broke dont fix it

Yanmega. Cyan and magenta perfect combination since the carboniferous!

Gigalith - fluorite! How clever!

Scolipede. See yanmega above!

sigiliph - another underrated mediocre pokemom after my heart. i like its more desert-y color scheme.

Garbodor - take out your recycling!

Golurk - smth abt its lime green cracks suggests to me a radioactive core

Helioptile line. Sunburnt bifch

Toucannon - woah hes bisexual! i didnt know that!

Vikavolt - i dont even care for vikavolt and i can acknowledge this design is one of the sleekest shinies out there. dudes lookin like a toy from the early 2000s

Minior -

Palossand - black sand beaches :)

komo-o - THAT BITCH IS DRAGON FREAKIN FRUIT BABEY

bruxish - the humble bruxish. very beautiful. very powerful. no one likes it but me but i love a garish little thang and the ronald mcdonald ass color scheme for its shiny rly works for me!

Dhelmise - red algae bloom!!! How cool is that!

Frosmoth - its so cool that kanaya maryam is canon to pokemon

Pawmi line - you are so fusckign pink. you are strawberry hard candy.

rellor - golden orb scarab creative as shit (lol)

hydrapple - all the thought and symbolism about hydrapple in general makes it my second fav pokemon in general but making its shiny the GOLDEN APPLE OF THE HESPEREAN? WHICH THE HYDRA GUARDS? GROUNDBREAKING THOUGHT PROVOKING STELLAR UNPRECEDENTED INSPIRED MAGNIFICENT THANK U FOR UR TIME