#biscuit answers

[aerbiscuit]

12, 15 for ask game

12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?

Ooh… yes and no. No, because if I fall in love with someone in a “typical” way (we meet through a hobby, job, etc.), I’ll love ‘em for all sorts of non-fart reasons, and I won’t consider dropping them just because they can’t fart. Maybe I’ll try and get em to experiment and see if anything causes gas, but it won’t be a dealbreaker.

…. but also yes, because ALL of my fantasies about future partners involve them being able to blast ass. >:3 And if anyone I have a crush on reveals that they get gassy in any way, then ooh boy, that gets me going.

15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?

Hmmm… that’s a tricky question. Honestly, my favorite stuff are the more “indie” fart art and animations that fetishists make themselves. Stuff that’s by people with a fart kink FOR people with a fart kink, you know? But I know the question probably didn’t intend for this.

The hard part is, fart scenes in media are more sources of inspiration for me. The scenarios are hot, but I usually want to separate them from the existing characters/shows/movies. So it’s hard to say I enjoy them specifically for the farts.

This will make me sound pretentious, but the last existing piece of media I remember returning to and specifically thinking “Hehe yes, I will enjoy this specific fart scene in this specific piece of media” is when I was rereading “The Miller’s Tale” from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. One of the characters thinks he’s going to kiss a woman he’s attracted to, but he gets tricked into kissing the ass of a man who then farts in his face.

Thanks for asking!

[stomachxagoraphobia]

2, 17, 18?

2. Pred, prey, or switch?

Personally I am mostly a prey, but I do have rare moments where I wouldn't mind swallowing someone and keeping them safe and sound. I perfer the prey side of things for a lot of reasons but I can also see how the pred side can be so appealing. So I wouldn't really consider myself a switch with how much I enjoy being a prey but I do get the occasional craving to hold someone that close.

17. Multiple prey?

This really depends on how comfortable I am with the people, I wouldn't mind being in a tummy with a really good friend to keep me company and cuddle with, like a sleepover. But if I were the pred in this situation I think I'd be a little bit more hesitant but as long as they enjoy it and are comfortable I think itd be alright.

18. Teasing?

YES! Teasing is so cute and wonderful from either side. Preds who tease their preys by saying "I'm gonna eat you!" or making small remarks that are an inside joke between the pred and prey and no one else understands. Or a prey who loves to be mischievous and knows how to get a reaction from the pred and gives them a gentle belly rub from the inside when they hear the pred talking because they know it's gonna make them stutter and mess up their sentence.

[brittle-doughie]

ngl you, queensharotto and the peeps in the reply section got me inspired to make my Y/N cookie an actual character

and now behold, what happens when you draw sleepdeprived

ax0lotly's benign butter cookie is so pretty btw

I’m all with Pure Vanilla, my heart wouldn’t take it either with Y/N/Sweet Biscuit Cookie having the hat.

No wonder White Lily likes to look at them, no wonder Pure Vanilla’s heart can’t handle it, no wonder Dark Cacao will protect them with all he’s got, no wonder Golden Cheese will fly them around her kingdom, and no wonder Hollyberry wants to hug them all the time and drink alongside them!

Being a Rear Support cookie means they’ll need all the protecting they can get as they buff and heal the team, especially if their dough is soft and fragile!

And alongside Y/N Cookie/Benign Butter Cookie? That is crazy. Their level of energy would make ANY cookie gravitate around them!

[canisalbus]

Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.

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[knightscanfeeltoo]

Who could May and Bridget be Wink at...

(who knows...)

[lieutenantbiscute]

What would it look like if Raph (au) was bleeding but had a love struck expression as he either flirts on the battle field or watching his wife tear shxt up? And someone (maybe a brother or two) are giving him a side eye because it’s not the time RAPH YOU ARE BLEEDING OUT RIGHT NOW!

Just wondering :3

Man’s is absolutely GONE when it comes to Mona fighting! Did he did he get bodied by an enemie 3 seconds later? Yes yes he did. Was it worth it to see Mona in action? Why yes, yes it was!

[tao-lay]

"Where you go, I go, buddy."

[mothwingwritings]

can you do Oliva hc and smut pls, i read your valentine post about him and i'm just a smiling mess because of it

Waaaaaaaaaah TYSM darling!!! I love Biscuit!!! ( ˃̣̣̥ω˂̣̣̥ ) Top tier man and one of my favorite Baki boys!!! I have a few fics in mind for him, but here’s just some cute little stuff in the meantime!

WARNINGS: Mentions of sexy stuff under the cut, so 18+ only, but the rest is pretty tame.

Biscuit was SUPER nervous to meet your family/friends for the first time. He holds you in such high regard that he was terrified of the impression he would make on your loved ones. He’s a nice, charming, wealthy gentleman-but none of that changes that fact that he’s a convict, and he was deeply concerned that those close to you would not accept him as your partner for that reason alone. He plans to be by your side till your dying day, so he wants the people most important to you to understand how strong his love is and realize he is not a threat, but a protective force.

I know this is not everyone’s cup of tea, but I really love the idea of a poly relationship with you, Biscuit, and Maria. If Maria is still in the picture, I imagine Biscuit has a very hard time staying away when it’s just the two of you hanging out. Though he’s happy neither of you are alone, he wants to be a part of what you are doing SO BAD it nearly drives him mad. The two of you could literally just be hanging out watching TV and he’ll be hitting up your phones nonstop asking what you guys are up to, talking about how much he wishes he were with you, sending pouty face selfies waxing poetic about how much he misses his beautiful loves. You and Maria definitely gang up to tease him, replying with suggestive texts or hinting at saucy interactions (even if literally nothing is going on) to rile him up. It’s all in good fun, but you do make sure to give him plenty of love and attention as soon as he comes back to you.

Even with how big he is, he loves being the little spoon.  It doesn’t matter how much smaller than him you may be, he melts when you hold him in your arms. He’s not a religious man, but he can believe there is a heaven when he’s drowning in your embrace, because he’s found it in your hold. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ♡

Biscuit is not one to argue with you, and usually concedes to spats or disagreements with you pretty quickly. In the rare instances where he does need to put his foot down, he feels so guilty about it afterwards that he lavishes you with so much affection and so many treats that he ends up negating any stern punishment he had previously tried to impose upon you.

He gets really grumpy when other men flirt with you. He knows you are beautiful, charming, funny, and smart, so it’s only natural you will catch other people’s eye… but that doesn’t mean he has to like it or accept it. You are HIS and everyone needs to know and respect that. If he is around and sees someone eying you or chatting you up, he will get extremely handsy and overbearing to make said person back off. If they do not, there will be a problem. :)

On the flip side, if someone is rude or mean to you in any way he will outright beat their ass. They honestly may die.  No one talks shit about his baby, and he’ll pummel their sorry ass until they realize just how bad they fucked up… And then beat them a little more, just for good measure. ₍꒢  ̣̮꒢₎

He loves going for long drives with you, especially when it’s on his motorcycle. There is nothing quite like tearing down the highway, wind whipping full speed, just you, him, and the open road ahead. He loves the feel of you r chest pressed flush against his broad back, loves it even more when he speeds up and you grip on even tighter. Sometimes he’ll even pull a surprise trick to get you to squeeze him even harder, but he’ll feel bad if he scares you too much. He always wants you to have just as much fun as he is.

He is definitely the kind of guy that always wants to be matching you, if not outright in the same outfit, then in corresponding fits. He will go out of his way to find out what you plan on wearing for the day, just so his outfit can complement yours. Even if you personally find that kind of thing embarrassing, he will make the saddest puppy eyes imaginable at you until you give in and dress up with him. He always takes pictures of your matching sets-they flood any social media he may have.

NSFW Headcanons under the cut!

He is EXTEMELY vocal in bed-You make him feel so fucking good that he just can’t help himself. Whether its moans, dirty talk, praise, screams of pleasure, he’s not shy about letting you know just how excited he is to be making love to you. He’s so loud other inmates can most definitely hear it, but no one has the balls to say anything to him about it (except for maybe one Jun Guevara who will give you massive shit about it should he ever happen upon you alone in the prison, laughing while doing so over what a pretty shade of red you are turning).

He has a huge praise kink, both giving and receiving. If you were to purr in his ear that he is a good boy he would probably cum right then and there, no further foreplay required. He loves showering you in compliments during the entirety of the love making, and he’ll dreamily relay to you how gorgeous you look stuffed with his cock, how pretty you sound whimpering in pleasure, how stunning you are in the afterglow. He’s so overcome with his attraction to you he could speak on it endlessly and still only scratch the surface of how you make him feel.

Whenever he has to travel, he’ll take mementos of you with him on his trip. Most of them are wholesome, but he always makes sure to bring one that no one else can know of. More often than not it’s a pair of used undergarments he pocketed, plucked off your body himself the last time you made love. He can’t have your body there with him in person, but he can at least have this small token with him to help him along when he’s feeling in the mood. He’d often call you to initiate a conversation, working himself up as the discussion grew increasingly raunchy, stroking himself against the soft silk of your panties until he spilled himself all over the delicate fabric. It wasn’t nearly as good as making love to you in person, but it would work in a pinch.

Biscuit loves to take his time with you in the bedroom, refusing to rush even if you are pressed for time. It’s maddening how slow he is, the languid ghosting of his hands over your body mixed with the leisurely kisses he plants over every inch of you is enough to drive you to the point of insanity. You beg for him to stop teasing you, pleading for him to pick up the pace and let you cum, but that only makes him go slower. It’s the only time he’s ever ‘mean’ to you, but he wants to drag your pleasure out as long as possible. He gets so lost in you that he wants the moment to drag on forever, and he’ll do all he can to elongate the process to try and make that a reality.

To Biscuit, you are royalty, and he will never treat you as anything but. Your pleasure always comes first to him, and he gets majorly embarrassed when he comes before you do. Poor guy, it’s just as torturous (if not more so) to be in his shoes when you two are fucking, and it takes all his strength to not be overtaken by the ardor he feels for you. Looking down on you as you are writhing in pleasure, your face contorted in lust, wantonly begging for his love… He deserves an award for how long he is able to hold back before he completely loses control.

[wiabelle-art]

Please keep drawing the beans-verse, it's so delightful. All your HxH art is giving me so much life, bless you!!

Thank you so much!!

For everyone's knowledge, the influx of Bean art and HxH sketches is caused by a @greedislandchallenge server event! I've been having fun completing challenges as a Carpenter Ant and spinning everything as part of the Beans-verse.

So... Here's part 2.5 of the Beans-verse!! <3

The continuation of the story coming soon! Will Beans save the association from bankruptcy? Who knows :) (I do.)

[aerbiscuit]

2 11 14 25 if you will (thnk you for turning on anonymous, now i can be freaky in hidden😼)

2. How did you figure out you were into farts?

I can’t really pinpoint it, honestly. I think I started getting into farts in earnest when I applied fart scenarios to my OCs. It was when I started seeking out and enjoying fetish material that it actually clicked in my head: “Ohhhh, I’m into this."

11. Have you ever acted on your desires IRL in an explicitly kinky manner?

I want to. I really do. But the closest I ever got was intentionally farting around someone I was dating. He wasn’t into the kink himself, but he knew I was, and he knew that I was doing it because it was intimate to me and that it made me feel good. That’s the most I’ve done up until now: farting around someone freely. I hope to go further one day.

14. Has anyone ever noticed/suspected your kink without you telling them about it?

That’s really specific. Um…. I don’t think so. I don’t really discuss fart stuff with people who don’t already know I have the kink.

25. What’s your biggest fantasy involving farting?

Definitely to have a romantic partner who is A) super gassy themself and B) also into farting. I know that’s broad, but honestly, I just want sexy fart stuff to be a constant, normal, and loving part of my life.

Thanks for asking! Don’t worry, you can be freaky in secret as much as you want. :3

[stomachxagoraphobia]

is ur name biscuit cuz ur edible -ashenacademic

Might as well be🫡

[unch4rtedwxters]

– Insane, Black Gryph0n

hey there, traveler!

baguettes-and-biscuits -> unch4rtedwxters

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i'm nyota/ny | aroace | nonbinary | ✨minor✨ | july 18 | isfp if you care lol | she/her but i don't mind if you use they/them | i love the autumn | cabin 7 ☀️

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「fandoms | ships | masterlist | moots p.1 | moots p.2 | mr sprained ankle once said...」

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currently reading: (for school) the odyssey | (on my own time) nothing anymore

currently watching: the owl house, hazbin hotel, helluva boss (all rewatch. i have problems.)

tags: #rising star speaks, #rising star writes, #rising star answers, #hug duck sanctuary, #hug duck sanctuary french branch, #baguette chronicles, #have a thought biscuit, #ny's fun time at school

irl friendos: @iam1withthepeggy (lula <3), @queenpiranhadon, @cinematics06, @your-local-multi-geek, @expvalorant (i am restraining myself from making a costco joke if you know what i mean), @deerskul, and @xxsandwichxx

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wattpad: @9098meoww

art sideblog: @baguette-arts

shitposting and tadc/murder drones (as of now): @frxggie-baguette

demon rp sideblog: @francis-your-canadian-demon

pinterest: baguettesandbiscuits

chaos sideblog: @justsomeppl

cat sideblog: @the-one-and-only-sek

love from copper 9,

– nyota <3

[binah-beloved]

Binah massaging your temples and the base of your head, resting a hand over your eyes to block out searing light. if needed, she allows you to bury your face in her thick cloak so she can cover your ears instead. the absence of noise and colors helps the pain in your head a little, Binah acting as the perfect mattress and pillow as she gently prods at your aching skull. the only sound is her slow breathing and the wonderful, steady beat of her heart chasing the pain away.

you fall asleep in her arms, finally, and Binah's lips twitch into a subtle smile.

[journey-to-the-attic]

That's cute ???

The brothers deciding to move closer to IK and for whatever reason IK and her father moved to an apartment so the 7 brothers all rent there own apartments around IK (Possibly they all take an entire floor).

for the jtta equivalent of om s3 (where the brothers come to the human world) they just all move into one apartment building. NO big mansion for you brothers, you get a shitty landlord like the REST of us

(actually for real i think the brothers' feud with a strict landlord that has NO patience for them has so much comedic potential. just trying to fuck with him with the subtlest magic traps possible so they don't get in trouble. lucifer actually joins in because he hates the landlord as much as the rest of them)

the brothers are constantly causing trouble and all the other residents of the apartment building hate them <3

[canisalbus]

I just did this, but I’m gonna do this every thanksgiving.

Split a biscuit in half, spread gravy on it. Turkey on each biscuit half, and put cranberry sauce on the turkey. Next, cut an apple in half horizontally, and cut slices horizontally, and put on the turkey as well. Put the two biscuits together like a sandwich.

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[sergle]

Do you think "biscuits" could be the british cookies? would kneading that make sense?

still no dice!! british biscuits are more shortbread-cookie adjacent, which are similar to american biscuits in the sense that you don't want them to be chewy (so you don't want to knead it), and you don't want the butter to melt before you bake them (so you don't want to over-handle it)