#biscuit answers

[aerbiscuit]

A scenario where A cooks dinner for B as a reward for working so hard when, in reality, it's a master plan to try a new recipe for an eruption. Baked beans cooked to perfection. B isn't too big of a fan of beans due to the effects. A does them a huge favor offering to feed B themselves. Before B could refuse, a great spoonful of beans ran down their throat. Not a moment sooner, B starts to panic, feeling a reaction growing. A starts the countdown as a loud burble tears through B's system. Uh oh! All the buildup pressure sinks into a tight spot, causing B to sweat bullets. They're about to blow any second! Get ready to take cover! It's going to be a big one!

I do like a good “meals are fart fuel in disguise” scenario! However, I think I’m even more a fan of when the food is something B genuinely likes despite the resulting gas. That way, B would have more reason to eat as much of the meal as possible instead of needing to get the food airplane’d by A; they’d only need to battle the guilt of knowing they’re responsible for whatever happens next...

[stomachxagoraphobia]

2, 17, 18?

2. Pred, prey, or switch?

Personally I am mostly a prey, but I do have rare moments where I wouldn't mind swallowing someone and keeping them safe and sound. I perfer the prey side of things for a lot of reasons but I can also see how the pred side can be so appealing. So I wouldn't really consider myself a switch with how much I enjoy being a prey but I do get the occasional craving to hold someone that close.

17. Multiple prey?

This really depends on how comfortable I am with the people, I wouldn't mind being in a tummy with a really good friend to keep me company and cuddle with, like a sleepover. But if I were the pred in this situation I think I'd be a little bit more hesitant but as long as they enjoy it and are comfortable I think itd be alright.

18. Teasing?

YES! Teasing is so cute and wonderful from either side. Preds who tease their preys by saying "I'm gonna eat you!" or making small remarks that are an inside joke between the pred and prey and no one else understands. Or a prey who loves to be mischievous and knows how to get a reaction from the pred and gives them a gentle belly rub from the inside when they hear the pred talking because they know it's gonna make them stutter and mess up their sentence.

[beemosketches]

anyway I think I figured out which ninken is my favorite

[thebiscuitlabryinth]

Does Black Raisin ever try to confront Healer about Plain Yogurt’s odd behavior? Since she doesn’t trust him and he doesn’t like her and both of them are keeping the peace only for Healer’s sake.

"Healer, can I speak with you for a moment?"

Healer turns his head towards the sound of Black Raisin's voice with a smile, his footsteps coming to a stop. He opens his mouth to reply as he hears Plain Yogurt's footsteps stop beside him, only to be cut off when Black Raisin's firmly adds, "Alone."

There's a shuffle of dirt from where Plain Yogurt stands, but Healer takes this request in stride, his gentle smile unwavering. "Of course." He turns his head to where he assumes Plain Yogurt to be. "I'll be right back. You can go ahead, if you want."

Plain Yogurt lets out a flat hum of acknowledgement and makes no audible move. Healer decides not to dwell on that, focusing on the guiding caw of Black Raisin's raisin crow and her retreating footsteps as he steadily follows her inside one of the other tents for privacy.

Healer hears the flap slip close behind him as Black Raisin exhales heavily, the swish of her cloak telling him she was turning to face him. Despite her reluctance, she gets right to the point. "Are you sure you can't reconsider letting him stay here?"

Healer's smile fades slightly as he adjusts his grip on his staff, and there is the smallest hint of exasperation in his tone when he replies, "You're bringing this up again?"

"Yes, because I still have my concerns." Black Raisin presses. "Why is he still here in the first place? We already have enough mouths to feed, and he must have somewhere to go back to."

"Well, I'm sure he does," Healer says mildly, "but if he wants to stay, why should we shun him? It may be another mouth to feed, but it's also another pair of hands to help."

Black Raisin sighs heavily. "Don't you find it suspicious?" She asks, somewhat pleading. "What could an outlander have to gain from staying with us? We have nothing to offer him!"

"Nothing but companionship, perhaps." Healer suggests, allowing himself another small smile. "Sometimes, that is enough for a Cookie."

"That's what worries me." Black Raisin mumbles, more to herself than Healer, but he hears it anyway. She pauses, then groans, raising her voice again. "You can't see the way he looks at things sometimes, Healer! At me. At you. He grins like he's won the prize draw, all smug and cunning."

"Which may be aggravating, but is not inherently malicious." Healer reasons lightly, inclining his head towards Black Raisin. "I must admit, you can be very fun to tease sometimes. I'm sure he doesn't mean any harm by it."

"You don't get it!" Black Raisin's voice grows harsher with frustration, gaining a desperate edge, and Healer's attempt at playfulness evaporates. Her voice plummets to something low, hushed. "He looks like a monster sometimes, Healer, I swear it. I keep seeing fangs, or claws, or eyes where they shouldn't be, for just a split second. And he insists on spending so much time with you - you're valuable to the village, you know? More than that, we- I care about you. Of course his presence worries me."

Healer sucks in a slow, sluggish breath, then sighs. He taps his way towards her, reaching his free hand out to rest gently on her shoulder, adjusting his grip to be more firm once he's found it.

"I appreciate the concern, Black Raisin, but I... think it may be misplaced. Plain Yogurt has been staying with us for quite a while now, hasn't he? And there hasn't been a single incident!" Healer reassures, using his own voice as a soothing balm. "You are a reliable protector, but you shouldn't allow your cautiousness to morph into paranoia. Closing your heart will do you very little good."

Black Raisin is silent for a moment.

"You trust me, don't you?" Healer continues, a little firmer in the hopes to bridge this gap. "I understand you don't trust him, but at least trust my judgement. Please."

Black Raisin is silent for a moment longer. Then she lets out a shuddering exhale, and Healer feels her shoulder slump under his hand. "...I'll do my best."

[azadrithaanatheme]

I return with some fun, low-effort Murder Drones doodles because that's the only thing I have the time and energy for right now (turns out moving to another state to escape day job hell and also the transphobia is A Very Involved Process).

Speaking of moving and other life changes, I have a Patreon and Ko-fi now, for those of you who like what I do and want me to be able to do more of it faster.

My apologies to anyone who's actually fluent in Russian, because I am very much not and I sincerely hope google translate didn't screw me over.

Close-ups under the cut (click for best viewing):

[brittle-doughie]

ngl you, queensharotto and the peeps in the reply section got me inspired to make my Y/N cookie an actual character

and now behold, what happens when you draw sleepdeprived

ax0lotly's benign butter cookie is so pretty btw

I’m all with Pure Vanilla, my heart wouldn’t take it either with Y/N/Sweet Biscuit Cookie having the hat.

No wonder White Lily likes to look at them, no wonder Pure Vanilla’s heart can’t handle it, no wonder Dark Cacao will protect them with all he’s got, no wonder Golden Cheese will fly them around her kingdom, and no wonder Hollyberry wants to hug them all the time and drink alongside them!

Being a Rear Support cookie means they’ll need all the protecting they can get as they buff and heal the team, especially if their dough is soft and fragile!

And alongside Y/N Cookie/Benign Butter Cookie? That is crazy. Their level of energy would make ANY cookie gravitate around them!

[aerbiscuit]

When someone farts strong enough to lift their entire blanket while taking a nap

YES. THAT is a good hyperfart thought :3

I love imagining if the farter has someone else in their bed. The other person watches in disbelief as the blanket literally lifts and flutters around them. As the fart cloud is dispersed around the room, they can’t help but think, “At least this means I technically can’t get Dutch ovened."

Thank you so much for putting this image in my head. <3

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

Saw your dragon hand job post and thought it was someone making a silly with monsterfuckers being the butt of the joke. I browsed your blog though and see now that your monster fuckery is levels above mine. Adore you and hope your journey for dragon cum ends successfully.

◉3◉

I will not rest until I get to give a dragon a handjob. There is no making silly of monsterfuckery here. Especially when it's about having dragons forcefully breeding you cuz your hands can't wrap around them tight enough to properly fuck.

[stomachxagoraphobia]

is ur name biscuit cuz ur edible -ashenacademic

Might as well be🫡

[canisalbus]

Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.

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[oceanmojis]

Someone showed us an emoji of yours that a lemon shark and I love it so much, may I request more lemon shark emojis? They’re so cute :3c

Also, how exactly would we credit you when using your guys’ emojis? I want to put a few in a private server of mine just for me so.. how would I credit it in the names? I do apologize if that’s a question that should be obvious.

so i wasnt sure which type you meant, so i did two! hopefully these look ok aaaaaa

and honestly it's never occurred to us that people would credit us for the emojis lol, you haven't missed anything obvious don't worry! all we really ask is that if somebody asks where they're from, to direct them here! but, if you (or anyone else) wants to credit us, you can add ocean to the start of the emoji! or the end, i'm not particularly picky-

[ink-and-dagger]

What did you like in this season ? Favorite part ?

Young Silco licking his lips.

And Ekko trying tea for the first time.

[thebiscuitlabryinth]

Question bout the AU!

What do the villagers think about Shadow Milk?

well, black raisin obviously doesn't like him. she's never trusted him, and his antagonistic behaviour only makes her dislike him more. the rest of the villagers are more... mixed in their opinions. most of them have accepted him as one of them, since healer likes him so much and he's been around for a while now anyway, and he's won over a lot of them through his charming storytelling in the healer's tent. there are a couple who are more wary though, mostly because of black raisin's blatant dislike, but they don't reject his presence in any way.

plain yogurt is... pleasant enough to his fellow villagers. he greets them, he tells the patients stories, but a lot of this is a performance in front of healer - he won't necessarily engage without him there. really, shadow milk couldn't care less about these feeble pawns, though he does like to sneak up on them and scare them every so often. it's not his fault they didn't hear him coming, and it's all in good fun anyway, right? right!

[knightscanfeeltoo]

Who could May and Bridget be Wink at...

(who knows...)

[galacticghoste]

Fairy au of tails and cosmo even cream kids

The au that inspired me to even draw some of my fankids as fairys was @head---ache au Heres their art

OK a fairy au of the tailsmo and tailream kids being fae would be adorable

Fun fact not all fairy's have wings some just float with magic so i'm a just use that for Iris being a nature fairy who just floats

Lily will use her tails to fly with magic too that's why they don't look like wings she's a nature fairy too

I wanted Cinnamon Ears to be his wings found the idea fun

And for Biscuit normal wings since he probably the "normal" one of the family

[aerbiscuit]

"You better watch out. It sounds like my butt is about to blow." 😏

I honestly like it when people give fair warning or just give statements like this.

Ooh yeah, these statements are fun! For me, though, it's only effective if the person saying it has enough gas to put their money where their mouth is. ;3