#biscuit answers

[aerbiscuit]

A scenario where A cooks dinner for B as a reward for working so hard when, in reality, it's a master plan to try a new recipe for an eruption. Baked beans cooked to perfection. B isn't too big of a fan of beans due to the effects. A does them a huge favor offering to feed B themselves. Before B could refuse, a great spoonful of beans ran down their throat. Not a moment sooner, B starts to panic, feeling a reaction growing. A starts the countdown as a loud burble tears through B's system. Uh oh! All the buildup pressure sinks into a tight spot, causing B to sweat bullets. They're about to blow any second! Get ready to take cover! It's going to be a big one!

I do like a good “meals are fart fuel in disguise” scenario! However, I think I’m even more a fan of when the food is something B genuinely likes despite the resulting gas. That way, B would have more reason to eat as much of the meal as possible instead of needing to get the food airplane’d by A; they’d only need to battle the guilt of knowing they’re responsible for whatever happens next...

[stomachxagoraphobia]

2, 17, 18?

2. Pred, prey, or switch?

Personally I am mostly a prey, but I do have rare moments where I wouldn't mind swallowing someone and keeping them safe and sound. I perfer the prey side of things for a lot of reasons but I can also see how the pred side can be so appealing. So I wouldn't really consider myself a switch with how much I enjoy being a prey but I do get the occasional craving to hold someone that close.

17. Multiple prey?

This really depends on how comfortable I am with the people, I wouldn't mind being in a tummy with a really good friend to keep me company and cuddle with, like a sleepover. But if I were the pred in this situation I think I'd be a little bit more hesitant but as long as they enjoy it and are comfortable I think itd be alright.

18. Teasing?

YES! Teasing is so cute and wonderful from either side. Preds who tease their preys by saying "I'm gonna eat you!" or making small remarks that are an inside joke between the pred and prey and no one else understands. Or a prey who loves to be mischievous and knows how to get a reaction from the pred and gives them a gentle belly rub from the inside when they hear the pred talking because they know it's gonna make them stutter and mess up their sentence.

[beemosketches]

anyway I think I figured out which ninken is my favorite

[brittle-doughie]

ngl you, queensharotto and the peeps in the reply section got me inspired to make my Y/N cookie an actual character

and now behold, what happens when you draw sleepdeprived

ax0lotly's benign butter cookie is so pretty btw

I’m all with Pure Vanilla, my heart wouldn’t take it either with Y/N/Sweet Biscuit Cookie having the hat.

No wonder White Lily likes to look at them, no wonder Pure Vanilla’s heart can’t handle it, no wonder Dark Cacao will protect them with all he’s got, no wonder Golden Cheese will fly them around her kingdom, and no wonder Hollyberry wants to hug them all the time and drink alongside them!

Being a Rear Support cookie means they’ll need all the protecting they can get as they buff and heal the team, especially if their dough is soft and fragile!

And alongside Y/N Cookie/Benign Butter Cookie? That is crazy. Their level of energy would make ANY cookie gravitate around them!

[canisalbus]

Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.

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[azadrithaanatheme]

I return with some fun, low-effort Murder Drones doodles because that's the only thing I have the time and energy for right now (turns out moving to another state to escape day job hell and also the transphobia is A Very Involved Process).

Speaking of moving and other life changes, I have a Patreon and Ko-fi now, for those of you who like what I do and want me to be able to do more of it faster.

My apologies to anyone who's actually fluent in Russian, because I am very much not and I sincerely hope google translate didn't screw me over.

Close-ups under the cut (click for best viewing):

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

Saw your dragon hand job post and thought it was someone making a silly with monsterfuckers being the butt of the joke. I browsed your blog though and see now that your monster fuckery is levels above mine. Adore you and hope your journey for dragon cum ends successfully.

◉3◉

I will not rest until I get to give a dragon a handjob. There is no making silly of monsterfuckery here. Especially when it's about having dragons forcefully breeding you cuz your hands can't wrap around them tight enough to properly fuck.

[aerbiscuit]

When someone farts strong enough to lift their entire blanket while taking a nap

YES. THAT is a good hyperfart thought :3

I love imagining if the farter has someone else in their bed. The other person watches in disbelief as the blanket literally lifts and flutters around them. As the fart cloud is dispersed around the room, they can’t help but think, “At least this means I technically can’t get Dutch ovened."

Thank you so much for putting this image in my head. <3

[stomachxagoraphobia]

is ur name biscuit cuz ur edible -ashenacademic

Might as well be🫡

[ink-and-dagger]

What did you like in this season ? Favorite part ?

Young Silco licking his lips.

And Ekko trying tea for the first time.

[oceanmojis]

Someone showed us an emoji of yours that a lemon shark and I love it so much, may I request more lemon shark emojis? They’re so cute :3c

Also, how exactly would we credit you when using your guys’ emojis? I want to put a few in a private server of mine just for me so.. how would I credit it in the names? I do apologize if that’s a question that should be obvious.

so i wasnt sure which type you meant, so i did two! hopefully these look ok aaaaaa

and honestly it's never occurred to us that people would credit us for the emojis lol, you haven't missed anything obvious don't worry! all we really ask is that if somebody asks where they're from, to direct them here! but, if you (or anyone else) wants to credit us, you can add ocean to the start of the emoji! or the end, i'm not particularly picky-

[knightscanfeeltoo]

Who could May and Bridget be Wink at...

(who knows...)

[aerbiscuit]

12, 15 for ask game

12. Is having a partner who can fart well important to you?

Ooh… yes and no. No, because if I fall in love with someone in a “typical” way (we meet through a hobby, job, etc.), I’ll love ‘em for all sorts of non-fart reasons, and I won’t consider dropping them just because they can’t fart. Maybe I’ll try and get em to experiment and see if anything causes gas, but it won’t be a dealbreaker.

…. but also yes, because ALL of my fantasies about future partners involve them being able to blast ass. >:3 And if anyone I have a crush on reveals that they get gassy in any way, then ooh boy, that gets me going.

15. Is there any media that you enjoy specifically for farts in it?

Hmmm… that’s a tricky question. Honestly, my favorite stuff are the more “indie” fart art and animations that fetishists make themselves. Stuff that’s by people with a fart kink FOR people with a fart kink, you know? But I know the question probably didn’t intend for this.

The hard part is, fart scenes in media are more sources of inspiration for me. The scenarios are hot, but I usually want to separate them from the existing characters/shows/movies. So it’s hard to say I enjoy them specifically for the farts.

This will make me sound pretentious, but the last existing piece of media I remember returning to and specifically thinking “Hehe yes, I will enjoy this specific fart scene in this specific piece of media” is when I was rereading “The Miller’s Tale” from Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales. One of the characters thinks he’s going to kiss a woman he’s attracted to, but he gets tricked into kissing the ass of a man who then farts in his face.

Thanks for asking!

[skyward-floored]

first of all HIII HOW YA DOINNN :DD I HOPE UR GOOD YIPPIEEE

second, so i've heArd ur taking requests on ur incredibles au (IAU),, im right?

so in the first place i was going to ask something for Four (cuz Four my baby in every universe), BUT then Hyrule came to my mind, so maybe something about them both?? like, idk the relationship with those two (i'm really sorry if you already said that-), but i'll love to see the boys being bros, like, Four coming home after a bad day at school? idk like so much homework or something?? and then Hyrule comes and says: "yeaaah, you need a hug" or something Hyrule would do in this au

idk i'm not the best at expressing myself ;-;

HI THERE HELLO I’m doing ok at the moment! life has been kind of insane lately but we persist 👍

I tweaked your request just a tiny bit but here’s something with Four and Hyrule! Hope you enjoy it :)

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Hyrule looked up from his book as he heard his brothers all troop in, kicking off shoes and backpacks and chattering about the day they’d had at school. Hyrule didn’t mind being homeschooled, but he did like to hear about the stuff that went on in his brothers’ days. Usually he rode along with his mom to pick everybody up and he heard everything then, but they’d needed an extra seat for some reason that Hyrule didn’t remember. Maybe they were dropping somebody extra off? He forgot.

Well long story short, Hyrule had five brothers’ news to catch up on, and he wanted to hear it.

Hyrule set aside his book, finished with the chapter he’d been in the middle of, then got up to grab a snack and listen to the gossip. He’d just made it to the doorway when a hand suddenly snagged his arm, giving it a little tug.

“Oh, hey Four,” Hyrule said, looking down at his little brother who’d suddenly appeared beside him. “You have a good day at school?”

Four shifted his weight, his face half hidden behind both his hair and the hood of his jacket. “Um, sorta. Can... I talk to you? Alone?”

Hyrule blinked. “Uh... sure?”

Four nodded and quickly tugged him down the hall, and Hyrule followed, feeling a mixture of bemused and worried. Why was Four so eager to talk to him? Was something wrong?

Four pulled Hyrule into the laundry room, the thump of the drier running blocking most of the noise from their siblings. It was a good place to go if you didn’t want to be overheard... which only made Hyrule more concerned.

“Okay Four, what’s this about?” Hyrule asked, and Four shifted his weight, then pulled his hood down and brushed back his hair.

Revealing a black eye and swelling up cheek to match.

“Whoa! Four, what happened?!” Hyrule asked in alarm, and Four frantically shushed him, looking around for any of their other siblings. Everyone was still down the hall though, and nobody seemed to have heard him over the drier.

“It’s just a black eye,” Four said awkwardly, and Hyrule got to a knee, carefully taking his cheek into his hand so he could look at it. “Um... can you fix it?”

“Well yeah, I can, but I kinda want to know what happened first,” Hyrule said. “Did someone hit you?”

Four shuffled his feet, looking awkward. “Just some other kids,” he mumbled, messing with his hoodie sleeve. “They were bugging me about my height, and I tried to just leave but they wouldn’t let me and I fought back... not very well.”

“At least you tried,” Hyrule said sympathetically, swallowing back his anger. Why would someone pick on Four? “Here, I’ll see what I can do. Bruises are tricky sometimes, but I’ll do what I can.”

Four nodded, and they both sat down with their backs against the washing machine. Hyrule lightly ran his hand along Four’s cheek and eye, wincing as he studied it. The whole side of Four’s face was beginning to swell, and his eye was mostly closed, the color dark and shiny. His little brother winced as he lightly prodded it, and Hyrule gave him a sympathetic look. Black eyes hurt.

Hyrule drew his healing powers up, lighting a hand in blue, and carefully ran his palm over Four’s cheek again. The swelling began to go down, the bruised color slowly fading with it. Hyrule managed to get it to the point where the bruise was just barely visible and the swelling was mostly gone before he stopped, and he smiled at Four.

“There you go. I did what I could— it’s still a little off, but hopefully nobody will notice too much. I’ll look at it again tomorrow to make sure it’s still good.”

“Thanks ‘rule,” Four sighed, leaning against him. He still seemed glum, and Hyrule fixed some of the hair that was falling from his ponytail.

“Did they hurt you anywhere else?” he asked gently, and Four hesitated, then shook his head.

“Not really. They pushed me around some, but the face was the big thing.” Four sighed. “I wish Dot hadn’t been at the dentist. Nobody messes with her.”

“Really? Nobody?” Hyrule said, and Four nodded his head.

“Yeah, her dad is on the school board,” he replied back with a smirk, and Hyrule chuckled.

Four fell quiet, and Hyrule looked down at him, still feeling worried. He could heal physical injuries, sure, but the emotional part? Hyrule didn’t know how to fix that. And if Four had been bullied... that was more on the emotional side than Hyrule was good at.

Should I go get Twilight? He’s way better at this than me...

Hyrule swallowed. He’d give it a try first.

“So... you didn’t tell anyone else about what happened?” he asked, and Four looked at his lap.

“No. I didn’t want a big fuss, and you know everybody would go on the warpath,” Four said with a sigh. “It wouldn’t help.”

“You can’t let those guys beat you up, though,” Hyrule said. “And if Mom and Dad find out you’re hiding injuries from them...”

“I know, I know. I’d been avoiding them okay up until now,” Four said with a miserable sigh. “I just slipped up today. I’ll be more careful.”

“You’re sure?” Hyrule asked seriously, and Four nodded.

“Sure. And anyway if they try again I know what not to do this time,” Four said with a wave of his hand. Then he winced a little and rubbed his cheek. “I don’t want a fuss.”

Hyrule nodded sympathetically, and Four was silent for a minute, head resting on his shoulder.

“You said they were teasing you about your height?” Hyrule asked quietly, and Four nodded.

“Yeah. And something about being a nerd too, but I think that’s just cause I won the spelling bee last week. I don’t know.” Four sighed and nestled a little closer against him. “...You’re not gonna tell anyone about this, are you?”

Hyrule hesitated. That was a loaded question. “...Not if you don’t want me to. But Four... you can’t just let those guys keep bothering you. You can’t tell a teacher or anything?”

Four squirmed, and fiddled with his hoodie strings. “I mean... I could. I just... everybody always thinks I’m too small to do anything. I want to solve this by myself. I don’t want to be useless,” Four said miserably, and as he shrunk into his jacket, Hyrule felt his stomach sink.

“You’re not useless, Four,” he said softly, and Four grumbled.

“Sure. I’m just tiny and powerless. Those are both useful traits,” he said bitterly.

“Being small doesn’t mean you’re useless, and neither does being powerless,” Hyrule argued. “You’re the smartest kid I know, Four. You’re seven years old and you know almost as much math as Wild does!”

“Well... yeah, but—”

“You won the school-wide spelling bee!”

“Okay but—”

“You made that working model of a catapult that dented the wall when you demonstrated it!”

“Okay okay, I get it,” Four said, face red. “But I still want to fix this myself. Please don’t tell anyone?”

Hyrule looked at him intently, and Four met his gaze, eyes determined and pleading.

Hyrule sighed.

“Okay. I won’t say anything. But if those guys hurt you again, you have to tell Mom and Dad, okay? And if you won’t then I will. I don’t want you to keep getting hurt,” Hyrule said worriedly, and Four agreed with a tiny nod.

“Okay. Thanks Hyrule,” Four said gratefully, giving him a quick squeeze, and after a brief moment of hesitation, Hyrule returned it.

“No problem. I’m glad I could help,” Hyrule said softly. “And... I’m sorry they said those things about you.”

“It’s okay. They were just jerks,” Four mumbled, but he tucked his face a little more against Hyrule’s shirt.

Hyrule patted his back, and they sat there in silence for a little longer, the drier’s steady thuds still blotting out any conversation in the rest of the house. Hyrule still wanted a snack though, especially after healing, so after a little while he gave Four a light poke.

“Want to get some food?” he asked, and Four raised his head and smiled.

“Yeah, I do.”

The two of them finally stood and headed off to the kitchen, and got there just in time to hear Wind’s story about how Tetra had convinced their substitute teacher to let them watch a movie in class.

[dariasonlinedairy]

top 5 songs rn?

as the huge music lover i am (without music i can't breathe)), it was quite hard to choose top 5 songs rn, but, here are the songs i choose and why!:

1. jealous - eyedress (this song reminds me so much of old me and i love it)

2. dumb - nirvana (i like the lyrics of this song + people make me dumb all the time so..)

3. No Surprises - radiohead (i cry to this song everytime and i find it extra beautiful)

4. heart-shaped box - nirvana (you could tell i like the in utero album very much))

5. rollin' (air raid vehicle) - limp bizkit (it is one of the first limp bizkit songs i discovered, it is really energetic and it gives me an energy boost everytime i listen to it, plus.. it reminds me of him, a little bit))

that's all! it was quite hard to choose between them since i like a lot of songs, but thank you for the ask rory! love you and have a great day! 💗💗

[ribcagebonemeal]

did a drawing study(?) of '64 geo... i miss him