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Imagine that, in a world with magic, a warlock tries making a deal with their patron deity about their gas problems. They get so gassy most days that they just can’t hold back their farts; their stomach hurts if they try to hold too much gas in, so their farts practically fall out of their ass half the time.

After other plans fail for one reason or another (due to magical limitations, rules, or whatnot), the warlock tries a different idea: why not connect the contents of their guts to a small pocket dimension, like external storage space? Small dimensions of practically nothing at all do exist in this universe, and are often used in spells. The space that the deity claims doesn’t have to be infinite, but large enough that it can fill with days’ worth of farts before reaching full capacity. Their patron deity (who is something like a mischievous demon) surprisingly accepts this deal, but on two conditions: 1) if the warlock chooses to fart at any time, they have to exhaust all the farts they have stored up, and 2) if the storage space reaches maximum capacity, all the gas must be expelled instantly, no matter what. The warlock agrees, desperate to try anything.

The good news is that this works! The warlock can now go for hours, days, even weeks, without feeling the need to fart. They avoid a lot of embarrassment in most of their daily life, and they can almost forget about their gaseous troubles entirely.

The bad news is that their gas builds up more impressively than they expected. One night, they willingly chose to fart after not letting out any gas for three days, and the resulting non-stop farting lasted for over an hour. They were lucky to have been staying in an inn with thick walls that night, and that they weren't interrupted during the process. For the rest of the time they continue with this deal, the warlock has to be sure that they have private places to vent every so often. They don’t even want to imagine the uncontrollable storm that would come out if they ever reach the pocket dimension’s full capacity...

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Long time no post!! So I accidentally bought sugar free coffee creamer instead of regular (rushing to get out of the store lol) and oh my god. It FUCKS UPPP my stomach. I was shocked that this came out of me guhghhghgh like god damn

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Imagine a scenario wherever this person farts, its pheromones attract people within a few feet from them. Think of it as a love bomb coming out of your own ass

That’s a really compelling idea! I’ve considered similar situations in the past. Typically, I imagine that the farts coming out of this person act as a sort of charm spell, one that endears another person to the farter, almost in a hypnotic way.

The word “pheromones”, though, make me think of arousal-inducing clouds. Like the farting equivalent of sex pollen, you know? Arousing farts would probably be very useful when you’re trying to land a date for a sexy night out.

Although now I’m imagining someone who can’t control when the pheromone farts happen, and if they can’t help but cut one in public, they anxiously leave as fast as they can. Strangers have a tendency to get randomly horny when this person is nearby...

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“Im starting my fart diet”

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Imagine if there was a couple comprised of Person A, who loves eating food that bloats them up like a balloon, and Person B, a person with a huge gas fetish. Since Person A’s worst gas-producing foods are also their favorite things to eat, they normally fart enough to put a cow to shame, and Person B worships it all.

Then one day, Person A needs to get at least one wisdom tooth taken out. Part of the recovery process is hugely limiting your diet. They eat liquids and mush for the first couple days, and then nothing that requires more than very minimal chewing for the rest of the week. Not to mention that their dentist recommended similar restrictions for an additional week afterwards, just so that there’s as little risk of messing with the extraction site as possible.

Of course, this means that Person A’s trigger foods are largely absent from their meals during this time. They’re sipping on soups and broth for most dinners, and they don’t get heavily affected by stuff like scrambled eggs, mushed bananas, or applesauce. Maybe they get a few small farts from dairy products like yogurt, but it’s just not enough fuel to match their usual gas output. Person A is annoyed to have their diet be so limited, but they’re honestly more concerned with not getting dry socket, so they manage during this time surprisingly well.

They definitely manage things better than Person B, who misses their partner’s gassy ass so much that they practically go through fart withdrawal.

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I'm not sure if my ask went through the first time, so I'll send it again with some typos fixed

First of all, I am honored that people like 💦 are very turned on by my tales of ecstasy. To be honest, seeing that response gave me an instant pop up, whoops! 😅

So I guess it's my duty to fuel the flames and give out more deliciously erotic stories!!

So, like most Thursdays, my beautiful boyfriend spent the night again, which I love cause 9 times out of 10, I'm getting railed silly by 2 AM. So of course, I gotta clear out and clean up, gotta have my hole nice and empty so there's no interference. So, I douche with my trusty shower enema, (No enema inflation tonight unfortunately, but it turn out that won't be a problem later 😉), and I wash the day off me.

However, I made 1 change, which was that I stuffed a trainer plug up myself to keep my self a little stretched so I'll be ready for the main event later! Funny side story, my ass is so thicc and plush, my boyfriend didn't initially see the plug for like 5 minutes! I physically had to spread my cheeks apart so he could see the silicone plug hidden between my twin peaks 🌄!!

What I forget to realize was that my mother had made this delicious meal of bria tacos, loaded with pico de gallo, sour cream, shredded colby jack, and a little bit of Chalula hot sauce 😋!! It was so delicious, I may have stuffed my self just a little (I ate 5 whole tacos, whoops)!

So now, I'm lying in bed with my boyfriend when I can feel my tummy start to violently bubble! It wasn't anything bad, just what I like to call aggressive digestion! Problem (Or I guess not a problem), all that digestion is producing so much gas, and I sill have a decently sized plug up my backside! So, I can literally feel my belly start to swell little by little, and I'm trying not to let my boyfriend see that I'm a bloated, horny mess. But eventually, my tummy betray me by becoming very vocal about it's suffering. This instantly catches his attention and he very sweetly asks if I'm feeling ok (He's so cute omfg 😊😊😊) and he lift my blanket to see what the problem is.

What he sees is my belly incredibly bloated to the point of looking gravid, and me laying down having a hands free raging boner simultaneously! I instantly got very embarrassed, even though he knows about the inflation kink (See prior posts, lol)! But then he does this thing that sends my brain into a frenzy.

He sits up, swings his leg over my body, sits onto my lap, and presses into my super packed gut while sultryly saying "Oh, is my good boy blowing up? 😏" When he pressed on my gut, the pressure got to great and a pressurized fart shout out past the plug...

OH MY GOD 🫠!!!! I was instantly wet and throbbing, and it was at that moment that I knew that I NEEDED him inside me, NOW! This kicked off a series of events that included one of the most passionate make out sessions we've ever had that eventually lead to him teasingly pulling out my plug and instantly inserting his full length up into me! And the entire 20 minutes, I was farting each and every time he thrust into me, and ever time I did he would say stuff like, "Oof, sounds like that was relieving 😏" or "Oh, that was a good one 😏".

Holy shit it was so intense, I lost count how many climaxes I had, it was incredibly! When he finally finished into me and I was a bumbling incoherent mess, he whispered into my ear, "Yeah, that's my good little balloon 😏". I'm in love!!! 🫠🥵🫠🥵

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omgggg anon that sounds so 👀 sexy 😵‍💫 your bf is dreamy, I love how he encourages you to fart like that 🤤 I bet you slept like a log after all that 😋

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🍉 - Have you ever actually experimented with your fetish in real life? Would you like to?

I just answered this in a previous ask!

🍑 - Do you ever get off to your own farts?

Kinda. I get off on the rare feeling of being able to rip really loud and big ones.

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🍉 - Have you ever actually experimented with your fetish in real life? Would you like to?

God, I wish. The closest I ever got was apologizing for being so gassy during sex to one of my exes (I just couldn’t keep anything in during the heat of the moment). Then, after he told me he didn’t mind and that those farts hadn’t been so big anyway, I cockily ripped a huge fart while cuddling him to show off. I’m glad he didn’t dump me then and there. I’d absolutely love to experiment with my kink IRL, especially with someone who shares it.

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🍊 - What’s your favourite kind of fart? (examples — dutch oven, on food, in lap)

🍊 - What’s your favourite kind of fart? (examples — dutch oven, on food, in lap)

Oh, that’s a tricky one. I guess my essential sexy fart is loud, rumbling, and bassy, and done while cuddling. Lap and face farts are close seconds. I also really like underwater farts and seeing all those bubbles.

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🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

God, I wish I knew. Not only are my guts ordinarily pretty good at digesting stuff, but they can also be inconsistent. Most days, I can eat a bunch of chili and nachos and get nothing more from it than a small toot. But sometimes, I can eat the same things and then have to excuse myself to let out large gusts of wind. Here are the few things I can reliably say give me a noticeable amount of gas practically every time:

Quorn chicken. I was exposed to this when I was dating two vegetarians, and I accidentally gassed out their bedroom a couple nights because of it.

2+ cans of Olipop soda. This is a recent discovery. A can of Olipop soda has about 32% of your daily dietary fiber in it thanks to ingredients like chicory root and Jerusalem artichoke. If I drink at least 2 in one sitting, I can blast at least three large farts some hours later. Unfortunately, Olipop has stevia in it, which I don’t like the taste of, so I can't do this as often as I like.

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🍌- Do you prefer the person you’re farting on to struggle and cry, or would you rather they’re completely into it, sniffing like their life depends on it

Oh, absolutely the latter. I don’t find farting sexy if one of the people involved is genuinely having a bad time. If I fart on someone and it turns out to be rank, then my partner at least has to be laughing at the unexpected grossness and reassuring me that everything’s OK. I want them to love every part of me, including my farts.

🍒 - Have you ever told anyone about your fetish? do you think you will?

I have told people about my fetish in the past. If we’re not counting people I met through the online kink space, this includes: an ex-friend who used to be very close to me, my exes while we were dating, and a couple of ex-friends with benefits. While the ex-friend almost made me never want to do this again (when their mental health got so bad they became emotionally abusive, they threatened to post fart stuff that I shared with them in confidence, and they even sent messages about my kink to mutual friends of ours that I hadn’t confided in), I felt safe sharing my sexual interests with my sexual partners. While I haven’t met someone who wanted to do fart stuff with me specifically, my exes and ex-friends with benefits were OK hearing about it and didn’t mock me. I think I’ll be OK continuing to tell sexual partners about this, especially because I’ll be open to hearing about and supporting their fetishes, even if I don’t want to participate in them.

🥭 - What type of person do you fantasize farting on/farting on you? Fictional characters, people you know, celebrities, or do you just imagine someone new up?

There’s one friend of mine that I met through the kink space that I imagine farting on me a lot (he knows and is 100% fine with this). Otherwise, it’s absolutely this one furry OC of mine who is like my dream guy (although I usually do this by imagining him farting on another OC of mine who’s kind of a self insert).

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🍎 - Do you prefer to fart on someone or be the one getting farted on?

That’s a good question! I need more experience in this regard for a fully honest answer, but if we’re going by fantasy alone (which means we are assuming that I like the smell of my partner’s farts), I think I’d prefer getting farted on. I like the idea of having someone do something so intimate on me, of feeling it so closely. Also, it takes the pressure off of me needing to be gassy enough to provide a satisfying fart to unleash on someone (if I’m gonna do it, I gotta do it right!) Still, I do really like the idea of someone wanting to feel me fart as they spoon me or let me sit in their lap.

🍐- How did you realise you had a fart fetish?

Looking back on it, I think I was leaning towards this fetish since I was young and just didn’t know it. However, I only started confronting and accepting it once I made a fictional character who just happened to fart a lot. It was a joke at first, not for kink reasons. But then once I fully fleshed out his adult design, I realized I made my dream guy, and his farts started being sexy to me. The rest is history.

🍍- What age were you when you realised you were into farts?

Like I said in the last response, I have little hints from when I was young (like watching Shrek fart bubbles in the beginning of the first Shrek movie), but that OC of mine really got things rolling. I was 21 when I made him.

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For the fart kink ask game: 🍓, 🫐, and 🥥

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🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

Ooh, good question. My ideal fart-related fantasy would be to have a big gassy boyfriend (I’m bi, but most of my fantasies involve guys) who loves ripping ass around me whenever he wants. I’d want to be pinned down under his big ass and feel them rumble against me. Ideally, I’d want to be gassy too so we could fart together, and he’d encourage anything that wants to rumble out of me.

🫐 - How bad are your farts? What are they usually like?

Hmm, this is always kinda tricky for me to answer. I’m like most people in that I like the smell of my own brand, so I don’t think my farts are bad (usually). Sometimes they’re bad enough for me to worry about people catching a whiff, but typically, I think they smell warm, sharp, and comforting. However, a lot of my farts are just trapped air and don’t provide a lot of smell.

🥥 - Do you like to incorporate any other kinks you have into your fart fetish? ( for example, bondage )

I don’t have many kinks aside from this one! I guess some people may count the way that I love when fat men get gassy and bloated, but I see that more as me having a “type” than another fetish. The only thing coming to mind is that I have a soft spot for when people are unable to hold in their gas when peeing. The utter relief of it just gets me, you know?

Thanks for asking!

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𓏴𓏴 Eproctophilia-based ask game! ♡

-> reblog and have people send you asks of the questions they’d like answering.

by @boyhuffer

🍎 - Do you prefer to fart on someone or be the one getting farted on?

🍐- How did you realise you had a fart fetish?

🍍- What age were you when you realised you were into farts?

🍊 - What’s your favourite kind of fart? (examples — dutch oven, on food, in lap)

🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

🍉 - Have you ever actually experimented with your fetish in real life? Would you like to?

🍌- Do you prefer the person you’re farting on to struggle and cry, or would you rather they’re completely into it, sniffing like their life deoends on it

🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

🫐 - How bad are your farts? What are they usually like?

🍒 - Have you ever told anyone about your fetish? do you think you will?

🍑 - Do you ever get off to your own farts?

🥭 - What type of person do you fantasize farting on/farting on you? Fictional characters, people you know, celebrities, or do you just imagine someone new up?

🥥 - Do you like to incorporate any other kinks you have into your fart fetish? ( for example, bondage )

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Imagine someone who wants to be gassy, who wants to be able to fart loud and long and often, but just can’t. Their guts are tragically built too well. Even when they eat stuff that typically makes people bloat up, it only generates a few small farts for them. This person has spent years trying different foods, cooking them in unique ways, and experimenting as much as possible, but they just haven’t reached a breakthrough. However, their experimentation (and eagerness to be as gassy as they possibly can, even if they end up with so little) has given them strange tastes, and they eat meals that would keep most people up all night with endless farts.

Sadly, this person only realizes this when they invite a group of friends to their home and cook a full meal for them, complete with side dishes, drinks, and dessert. The fact that it’s all fart fuel doesn’t cross anyone’s mind until a few hours into the digestion process, when this person’s home gets filled with helpless flatulence.

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I had way too many protein bars the last couple days. I guess I had too many protein shakes too... 🤭 Please enjoy the results! I'm going to be busy for a couple of weeks, I hope this makes up for it! :D

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Something I’ve been thinking about lately is a person whose fart fetish manifests differently depending on the person they’re interacting with.

Like, a person could have one partner who is a bold and cheeky farter. This person would react to the proud farter with “disgust”, complaining about the utter volume of gas that comes out of the proud farter’s ass. However, they both know this is largely an act, and it only encourages the proud farter to let it rip all the more, shoving this person against the wall with their ass and listening with joy as they groan (more in pleasure than annoyance) through other huge rip.

But then this exact same person could have another partner who is the opposite: a shy farter who gets flustered and embarrassed at every toot that passes their cheeks. However, they’re also a gas factory, and their farts only increase when they’re nervous. For this partner, the person in question becomes a teasing and dominating presence. They pin the shy farter down and press their hands against the farter’s stomach, teasing out gas and watching the farter squirm while blushing more and more.