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I’d love to work with him

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One of my recent loving couple fart-thoughts:

Person A of the relationship, either due to work hours or any other reason, begins eating strange or slightly heavy nighttime snacks close to bedtime. They (and Person B especially) soon discover that this pre-bedtime snacking gives Person A consistent sleep farts, as well as significant morning thunder. For some reason, their stomach just can't handle the timing of this digestion, although it fortunately doesn’t cause A much physical discomfort.

Soon, Person B starts preparing special pre-sleep snacks for A, and A's dreams start incorporating the feeling of being closely spooned, and even of a face eagerly rubbing against their butt as they fart.

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jerk off and fart together!!!

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okay, SO... 💅

i've started hanging out with one of my coworkers more. he's super chill, but i didn't know how or when to break the fart barrier. i'm pretty okay with letting them fly, since they're usually all bark and no bite. and, honestly, that whole body flush and squeaking out the sweetest "pardon me!" after ripping goliath ass is the fucking best. i just hadn't really had to urge to let one go while he was around.

until yesterday, at least. we'd driven around to go leaf peeping, and decided we wanted ice cream. we split a pint of ben and jerry's in a park and ride. i'm not super lactose intolerant, but dairy does tend to cause some light seismic activity in the anal region for me. it had been long enough without any rear end rumbles that i felt safe enough to hop into the backseat with him.

i farted the second he pulled my hips flush to his. directly in his lap. and, FUCK, it was powerful. it was one of those deafening, airy, quick blasts. it had me looking over my shoulder in genuine surprise. i felt it split my ass in half. a gust that easily could’ve, and probably did, ruffle my skirt. i thought the spreading heat that followed was coming from my cunt. y'know, since i'm a degenerate. but it was from my chatty ass.

the worst part? his hands were on my ass. he heard it, felt it, and—not soon after—smelt it. and it stank. i nervously broke the kiss to mumble my apologies and embarrassed “excuse me’s”. i expected to immediately be taken home. surprisingly, though, he just laughed it off.

“jesus! i felt that. damn, good one! whew! it stinks, though. good lord, lemme crack a window. you’re gonna fog ‘em up if I don’t. ice cream’s got something to say, doesn’t it? you’re adorable when you’re polite, by the way.”

so, i spent the night ripping deep, window-fogging ass while he throughly enjoyed my embarrassment and manners. we both discovered some new kinks that night. i can die happily now.

i knew you’d eat this up. love you! - 🫧

how does it feel to be living MY DREAM!!!!!!!! HUH??!!!!! god the fact that he had such a good reaction to it 🥹 you love to see it! and the fact that yall continued even in your gassy state?? 👀 where are yall finding these men 😭😭 this is such a cute story 🫧 thank you for sharing!

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Eatin Good , Fartin Big

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Just had the amazing fantasy of giving a guy head and having to pause repeatedly so that he can lead over and rip ass to relieve his fat gut, even better if it’s right after a big stuffing session <3

okay for starters that’s like my DREAMMMMMMMM 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️

give it to me rn.

a man with a fat gut who’s incredibly gassy? Emphasis on the gassy part. PUUULLLLEEASEEEEE. I’ll treat you so nicely 😭

I just wanna feed a man gassy food and make him feel good and rub his belly 😭😭

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Just casual beer farts!

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This did numbers on twitter so I apologise for the stupidty that you are about to hear and see but I could not be stopped, unfortunately. As soon as I heard the TOOT/HOTTOGO audio on tiktok this was inevitable. We are living in the cursed timeline. Ps I'm sorry chappel ✨️💗

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😂

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also u know what’s one of my favourite things in the whole entire world? when u give someone head and their tummy is hanging over ur face. literally a fucking religious experience. looking up at people never gets old, it’s like a form of worship in and of itself.

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It's so hot when people have a telltale sign they're going to fart. Like they just look super guilty and I'm here for it. They might fidget a little, smirk, grimace, blush, and their eyes tend to move around more. Just that body language right before or during farting is super attractive.

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Food ghosts be wild with my ass 🤣

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Loudest farts you'll hear today coming from my bathroom

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First Post starts with a 💥💨 hoping tumblr is a good place for big farty boys with rumbly tummies

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can't express how viscerally I want to be insanely gassy. truly and honestly. I wanna eat a meal and have to stop every few swallows to let out a deep growl of a burp between my teeth. I wanna fart myself awake each morning with a jolt. I wanna struggle to hold back on public transport and immediately rip ass the second I get off at my stop. I wanna be cropdusting the aisles while shopping and muffle burps with my hands. I want everything I eat to set off hours of gas that bloats up my belly and leaves me breathless. fuck 😩

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One of the things I absolutely love is when someone is obviously bloated real bad and has been trying to hold it in for a good while. They rub their grumbling stomach, hoping to calm it down, but instead, it makes it worse. The bloat is start to strain their pants zipper as it feels like a bomb is about to go off. They're clenching for dear life. "I'm gonna blow!" They whimper to themselves. A loud pop is heard as their zipper collapses from the orb coming through. It's unbearable until they give up. The bomb has blown between their plump cheeks. After about a minute or two, they wave the air and place a hand on their flat stomach. A dazed but relief expression is left on their face. Strangely, their pants fit them again.

YES! PEAK!!!

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God, was just reminded of how much I love centaurs for fart kink stuff.

I think it’s because when you see a centaur’s horse half, you can’t help but think of it doing just regular horse stuff. It doesn’t matter how well-dressed or well-mannered or regularly clothed the human half is. You just have to imagine that centaur helplessly ripping a thick, loud horse fart.