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Eproctophilia suggestion: We have official terms for two “roles” in the community for when people meet up and engage in the fetish. (Note: I do not think I’ve totally invented this; I’m more solidifying what I already see some people say)

Cushions: These people want to be sat and farted on/into.

Whoopee cushions: These super gassy people want to be sat and farted on/into, and are gasbags themselves.

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I just watched a YouTube video where the people involved used “squat tests” on pairs of workout leggings. They squatted repeatedly with their butts to the camera to see if the leggings would be too “revealing” over the course of a workout.

I couldn’t help but imagine some up-and-coming YouTube clothing reviewer doing the same thing, but one day, they accidentally reveal their gassy side by ripping a huge fart in the middle of the squat test. They’re embarrassed, but decide to leave it in to be funny. And it’s not like many people will see it, as they have so few subscribers at the moment.

Suddenly, more people are sharing their video because of the fart, and they have fart fetishists in the comments saying they want to see more. Maybe it awakens something in the reviewer, maybe they just appreciate that their new audience is fortunately being more nice than demanding, or maybe they just want an excuse to let out all the gas their new healthy diet is causing them. In any case, they decide to regularly incorporate farts into their squat tests, including if the fabric muffles sound, absorbs smell, and how long it retains the fart’s heat. Their audience quickly grows and the channel even becomes a little profitable, and this person is so grateful that their gassy ass is finally helping them pay rent.

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part 2 of my super gassy Christmas period 🥴 the ones at the end are the longest I've ever recorded 😩 hope you all enjoy my guts going nuts! 🥰

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Ah, to be a deity in some fantasy village where people belive that a huge gassy belly is a sign of prosperity, good health and plentiful harvest . They choose a person as a deity in their village that they must feed every day to the limit to make sure they ensured their village's prosperity.

Every day, I'm fed at least 8 times, every time until my belly is tight as a drum, i am never even close to being just comfortably full. My diet consists of mainly fruits, vegetables and pastries, so my gut always bloats even further after each feeding session because of all of the gas my body produces.

I would have several people as my servants, they tend to all of my stomach's needs . My bubbling cauldron of a belly is of course prone to gas cramps, and the servants are always ready to massage my poor stretched middle to find a bubble of stuck air and push it out. Every loud fart or belch is considered a good sign, and my whole purpose is reduced to producing gas..

After some time of being constantly stretched to it's limits, my belly can get as big as someone's full-term pregnant with quintuplets, and that's just from gas and food. Of course I'm mainly immobile at this point, and other people in the village can come to my chamber to rub my gut and coax some gas from my bowels for good luck

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a (belated) present to you all!!! 💖🥰 my christmas gift to myself was an entire bag of inulin, and lets just say I couldn't even take a step without farting 😳🫣

this is just part 1 of my insanely gassy holiday period 🥴

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Seeing phrases describing farts as “my ass complaining” or “my ass being chatty” has made me imagine the implications of them. What would it take for these phrases to be really accurate?

Like, you hear someone’s post-meal farts after eating something that doesn’t agree with them, and they are undoubtedly complaining. The gas is sputtering, uneasy, and sounds like they’re going through a hard time.

Or you hear as someone else is happily pushing out gas and even their farts sound playful. They’re loud and airy, or musical enough to sound almost joyful.

I think there’s a lot of potential in making someone’s farts say as much about their personality or mood as their voice or facial expressions would.

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I love when people are trying to talk about “outrageous” porn and sex stuff and they’ll be like “dude some people like being fucking peed on!!” and I literally have to work my facial muscles to keep a straight face and be like “how wild” and one of these days I’m going to fail

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I’m gonna elaborate on a fart-related thought I’ve been contemplating recently. I didn’t share it before because it’s one of those story ideas that are less about sexy fart fixation and more about story/world implications. Also, the subject matter can be a bit sensitive considering the parallels to legitimate health conditions. Still, I wanna get these thoughts down, so I might as well see what people think about them.

What would happen if there was a virus/illness that, after infection and recovery, made people gassier?

This may seem like a silly idea, but as most people are likely already aware, its inspiration is real. Many viruses/infections/illnesses can affect people long after they are actively “sick,” sometimes temporarily and sometimes permanently. COVID-19 has left many people with long COVID symptoms, polio causes paralysis, measles resets the immune system, and yes, some stomach viruses can leave people with IBS and food sensitivities. Gut bacteria can change after an illness, which means an illness can change how the gut functions and what it can digest.

For the sake of this thought experiment, let’s set some ground rules about this entirely fictional illness.

1) It’s not a direct mutation/version of a specific existing illness; essentially, it’s a gastrointestinal virus that’s so unique that we can classify it as “its own thing.” It is very contagious, but similar to most stomach bugs, it is only caught through contact with fecal particles and/or contaminated surfaces, so it can be contained. While it is very contagious during the actual “sick” period, it is much less so after recovery, but more on that later.

Also, for this story, this virus is relatively “new.” One of the reasons that it spreads as much as it does, and there’s as much scrambling to deal with it as there is, is because there really hasn't been anything like it before. This world is still trying to learn what to do about it.

2) The symptoms of the actual “sick” period vary, but they’re not severe. There will be a low fever and a period of intestinal distress, such as cramps and possible diarrhea. It’s not pleasant, but (and this is important), it’s usually not as bad as the really nasty stomach bugs, like norovirus. It’s inconvenient, but may be mistaken for a cold combined with eating something that didn’t sit well with you. This leads into...

3) It is not fatal. No matter your age, sex, state of your immune system, etc., this will likely NOT kill you. The most dangerous this can get is maybe the initial fever (although it’s low) and providing a dehydration risk due to getting the runs during the actual sick period, but even then, it’s not severe enough to be an actual threat.

4) The identifying side effect of catching this illness is that an absurdly high number of people who recover from it get really gassy. It could be classified as a form of IBS, but honestly, it’s more like anything and everything can make them fart. Their gut bacteria gets razed during the “growing pains” of the initial illness, and in their place is a legion of new bacteria that ferments basically anything into farts. Normal food will make them fart, and typically farty food will make them REALLY fart.

5) For most people, these side effects are inconvenient, annoying, and even embarrassing… but not debilitating. Bloating pains can be a bitch, but they can be managed with regular release. In fact, for some people, it can be an improvement if their previous digestive system was somehow less desirable than one that makes you fart all the time. Certain food insensitivities are “reset” if they’re confined to the digestive tract, so if a certain food made you shit your brains out pre-illness, it will only make you fart like a horse post-illness. However, almost anything will make you fart like a horse post-illness, so you win some, you lose some.

This last point is important, as it provides a source of conflict in how this world would handle the illness. Because on the one hand, it’s a contagious illness that almost certainly changes people’s digestive tracts for at least a few years (possibly forever; it remains to be seen). That feels like a significant threat.

But… is it? The illness is avoidable with proper hand-washing and sanitation techniques, so it’s not like it will shut the world down. Also, its mortality rate is practically nil, so there isn’t that fear behind it. As for the farting… well, people have differing opinions on how much of a tragedy it is to get those side effects.

And that leads into the big question: Would people try to catch this illness intentionally?

Statistically speaking, at least some people would try. I’ve been on the Internet long enough to know that some people would jump at the chance to be eternally farty. But there are so many implications that would follow. Would these people start searching for those who are actively sick and try to get infected? Would they seek out people who have recovered and are fart-altered, and have unprotected anal sex with them, hoping for the (very low, but not impossible) chance that the infection will spread to them? Would they just live in hope and anticipation, waiting for the news to announce that there’s a higher risk of encountering the illness in their area?

How would the world reorient itself after the advent of this illness? Would public spaces and events be redesigned as more of the population has to handle needing to fart half the time? Would people become more forgiving about farts, with farts slipping out in public becoming as common as sneezing or coughing, or would chronic farters be judged as those who succumbed to the illness? Would people feel pressured to claim, truthfully or not, that their gas wasn’t due to the illness?

And the thing that some people fear the most: after so many infections and bodies to dwell in, will this virus ever grow into something worse?

… welp, now these thoughts are the Internet’s problem! Hopefully some of you find them interesting.

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I love love love domestic gas so much like I desperately need someone to sit on my lap quietly reading a book while shamelessly pumping farts into my lap, not even necessarily in a kinky way just feeling so comfortable and safe with me and knowing that I don't mind and I won't judge them for it and it doesn't even have to lead to anything else just use my lap as a chair and then continue with our lives like it's nothing out of the ordinary

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Muffled farts are so sexy. Can still hear dat ass rip big farts. Even better to even sleep on the pillow after being farted on!

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yknow on my feed and just general farting spheres I see alot of like corrupting a bottom into having a fart kink and while that's hot and sexy just like hear me out:corrupting a top into having a fart kink

our sex life has been a little bland, we've exhausted most of what we're in too and we're looking for a bit for a bit of spice up so you ask me what I wanna try, I light up at the thought of telling you my fart kink, however you're a bit unsure you've never done anything like this, everything in you're mind tells you that that's gross and you can't but you decide to give it a try

and as you sit on my face, isn't is so comfortable, just sitting there

I bet you wanna sit there for hours don't you

just relax, relax those muscles and the suddenly

BRRRRFFFFTTTTT

you blush at first, it still feels wrong but then it feels unexppanibly good, you watch me squirm, moan underneath you and sniffing eagerly and dosent it feel so good to make me a little bitch under you, humiliating me was always your favorite thing

so you let out a other one

pffttttt

then another

brrrrt

it feels so good to relax and let it out

just let it out

you thought this was gonna be a one time thing, rip ass get me off then forget this rver happened but, strangely, were sitting on the couch and you need to fart so so bad

and a cutie like you should never have to hold it in, you suddenly get an idea

you situated on my lap, quickly, you normally so this so I didn't think much of it but thej

suddenly

BRRRRRTTTTTTT

you giggle and make eye contact with me and my blush and embarrassment instantly turns you on, I always was such a good girl,

but then I whisper in your ear, "dosent it feel so good to fart on me"

that you realize how wet/hard you are, and how fucked you are

you are a fart bitch and there's no going back

so go on

let another one out for me

make me ur bitch

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I’m also so grateful for there to be a fart community on here. I lingered on Twitter for ages because of a wider range of active fart artists, but the atmosphere and downsides of the platform grew too hard to bear. I also just… couldn’t navigate reaching out and talking to people on Twitter. Half the time, I was too confused about how to start conversations and interact with people’s posts, and the other half of the time, people were reaching out to me in ways that discouraged me from being social at all. I’m lucky I managed to make one friend from my time there.

Despite a smaller crowd here (and a history of Tumblr negatively impacting NSFW accounts), the community feels more natural. We grow and thrive, and I hope things continue to look up!

i go away for a few days to be on a lil trip with my family and i come back to everyone i follow posting the hottest fucking content i’ve ever seen 😭 like i love seeing how much the tumblr eprocto community has grown and i love that people feel comfortable enough to share their thoughts and art and even their own fart videos!! but the downside is that i am SO HORNY ALL THE TIME SHSJSJDKD anyways. come be horny and gassy in my ask box or my dms or something

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I just learned about deep-fried garlic cloves being sold as snack food. I haven’t tried them myself, but I couldn’t help but think about how garlic typically causes gas when eaten in large amounts.

Now, I’m imagining someone eating a whole bag of deep-fried garlic. At first, they keep bothering their friends/partner/etc. with how funky their breath is now. As time passes, though, the other people this person is with learn that it isn’t the air coming from this person’s mouth that they should be afraid of.

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no yeah babe it’s not weird they’re just my friend that i met on my horny porn blog. yeah no we bonded over hardcore fetishes back in the day haha. now we’re buddies we’ve been exchanging pastry recipes for a couple months now. nothing weird.

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Please but lap farts are so hot for what??

The warmth spreading across the lap

The vibrations

The sound

The farter getting embarrassed

The farter being confident 😳

MUTUAL farting? They both just letting it go😔

I’m not into smell, but it could be hot

Grinding while farting

Gassy lap dance 😫

When they’re on the lap and they lift their butt up to let out some more 😳

Wiggling the butt 😐🤚🥰

Just, butt go brrr, and Brain go brrr

Pls it’s a Friday, I can’t be doing this

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This might be really silly but: someone who is very stubborn about their imagined fursona that certain animal metaphors don’t really work on them.

Like, imagine this person’s (A) fursona is a cat (they’re not literally a cat; they are a human who would be a cat if they could be anthro animal). Their partner (B) tries to be flirty with A after they’ve stuffed themself at dinner and have desperately started relieving the pressure of their swollen gut with sloppy belches and farts.

“You’re such a gassy pig right now,” B purrs in their ear.

A’s horniness at being so gassy is momentarily interrupted (they’re not angry, just putting their fetish-fueled mind on hold) and they calmly say, “I’m not a pig. I’m a cat."

Or on another night, B is playfully coughing at the long, hissing farts coming out of A’s butt. “What a little skunk you are."

“I’m not a skunk. I’m a cat."

Even the phrase “You’re farting like a horse” will get a similar response. B is torn between thinking it’s cute and just wanting their flirting to land.