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This might be really silly but: someone who is very stubborn about their imagined fursona that certain animal metaphors don’t really work on them.

Like, imagine this person’s (A) fursona is a cat (they’re not literally a cat; they are a human who would be a cat if they could be anthro animal). Their partner (B) tries to be flirty with A after they’ve stuffed themself at dinner and have desperately started relieving the pressure of their swollen gut with sloppy belches and farts.

“You’re such a gassy pig right now,” B purrs in their ear.

A’s horniness at being so gassy is momentarily interrupted (they’re not angry, just putting their fetish-fueled mind on hold) and they calmly say, “I’m not a pig. I’m a cat."

Or on another night, B is playfully coughing at the long, hissing farts coming out of A’s butt. “What a little skunk you are."

“I’m not a skunk. I’m a cat."

Even the phrase “You’re farting like a horse” will get a similar response. B is torn between thinking it’s cute and just wanting their flirting to land.

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No one talks about the intimacy of farting around someone, it's taboo that hearing someone confidently fart around you is a sign of deeper connection. just imagine your best friend or your partner trusting you so much that they let you see this side of themselves, it's very cute and heartwarming

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🍄 back again

gas update: since I sent you the last ask, my gas has just been getting worse. weeks of bad food choices are catching up with my poor, weak gut and it's BAD. they're so stinky and so loud and I'm physically incapable of holding them back even when I really really want to.

a very abbreviated list of experiences ive had recently:

-accidentally punctuated a sentence with a loud fart in front of my friends, got lightly teased for it

-completely failed at holding back a fart in the car with my friend and his girlfriend, got jokingly yelled at

-let myself fart on purpose in the car with another pair of friends because it just hurt too bad, saw one of them literally tear up and roll down a window

-farted so long and loud that my roommate told me to go check my underwear

-farted like 3 times in a row, fairly loud, in the living room while a friend was over and in the bathroom. she starts giggling and asks me thru the door if that's me farting out there or some stupid video on the TV. told her it was me and she starts laughing harder

-farted in bed with my face downwind from my ass with the fan, got hit with the full heavy, dark, greasy stench of my own gas and felt my dick twitch about it

-all through work yesterday I tried so hard to hold back my farts, but every time they just hissed out of me whether I liked it or not. I moved around a lot to avoid the blame.

it's been so good and so awful at the same time. I've been highly debating recording some audios, to be honest

godddd you're killing me 😳🥵 I'm sure it causes a lot of awkward and uncomfortable situations but like,,,, from where I'm sitting it's so sexy of you to be so uncontrollably gassy 🥴 and for them to be loud like oh my goddd 😩 I'm glad your friends seem chill about it, wish I could hang out with you just to hear what they sound like 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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Silly idea for a fart fetish couple: Person A is someone who is devoted to smelling really nice. They wear enticing deodorant, wash their hair with lovely-smelling shampoos, and do their laundry with items that give their clothes long-lasting aromas. Everything is just strong-smelling enough to be noticeable, so they never wear out anyone’s nose. Everyone loves to be close to them...

… but no one loves to be closer to them than Person B, who knows Person A’s secret: when their stomach is correctly triggered, they fart up a storm that masks ALL those lovely smells. Fortunately, Person B has a raging fart fetish, so A knows they at least won’t chase their partner away during those bloated nights.

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Third only to "guy who farts a lot x guy whos about to discover something about himself” evolving into "farts a lot x guy whos a total pervert about it” over the course of their relationship.

guy who farts a lot x guy whos a total pervert about it is one of the best ship dynamics btw.

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cooking dinner for your fave / f/o and laying your head on his tummy afterwards so you can listen to him digest it all. then laying your head on his butt so you can take all his farts up your nose too.

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I’d love to work with him

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One of my recent loving couple fart-thoughts:

Person A of the relationship, either due to work hours or any other reason, begins eating strange or slightly heavy nighttime snacks close to bedtime. They (and Person B especially) soon discover that this pre-bedtime snacking gives Person A consistent sleep farts, as well as significant morning thunder. For some reason, their stomach just can't handle the timing of this digestion, although it fortunately doesn’t cause A much physical discomfort.

Soon, Person B starts preparing special pre-sleep snacks for A, and A's dreams start incorporating the feeling of being closely spooned, and even of a face eagerly rubbing against their butt as they fart.

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jerk off and fart together!!!

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okay, SO... 💅

i've started hanging out with one of my coworkers more. he's super chill, but i didn't know how or when to break the fart barrier. i'm pretty okay with letting them fly, since they're usually all bark and no bite. and, honestly, that whole body flush and squeaking out the sweetest "pardon me!" after ripping goliath ass is the fucking best. i just hadn't really had to urge to let one go while he was around.

until yesterday, at least. we'd driven around to go leaf peeping, and decided we wanted ice cream. we split a pint of ben and jerry's in a park and ride. i'm not super lactose intolerant, but dairy does tend to cause some light seismic activity in the anal region for me. it had been long enough without any rear end rumbles that i felt safe enough to hop into the backseat with him.

i farted the second he pulled my hips flush to his. directly in his lap. and, FUCK, it was powerful. it was one of those deafening, airy, quick blasts. it had me looking over my shoulder in genuine surprise. i felt it split my ass in half. a gust that easily could’ve, and probably did, ruffle my skirt. i thought the spreading heat that followed was coming from my cunt. y'know, since i'm a degenerate. but it was from my chatty ass.

the worst part? his hands were on my ass. he heard it, felt it, and—not soon after—smelt it. and it stank. i nervously broke the kiss to mumble my apologies and embarrassed “excuse me’s”. i expected to immediately be taken home. surprisingly, though, he just laughed it off.

“jesus! i felt that. damn, good one! whew! it stinks, though. good lord, lemme crack a window. you’re gonna fog ‘em up if I don’t. ice cream’s got something to say, doesn’t it? you’re adorable when you’re polite, by the way.”

so, i spent the night ripping deep, window-fogging ass while he throughly enjoyed my embarrassment and manners. we both discovered some new kinks that night. i can die happily now.

i knew you’d eat this up. love you! - 🫧

how does it feel to be living MY DREAM!!!!!!!! HUH??!!!!! god the fact that he had such a good reaction to it 🥹 you love to see it! and the fact that yall continued even in your gassy state?? 👀 where are yall finding these men 😭😭 this is such a cute story 🫧 thank you for sharing!

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Eatin Good , Fartin Big

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Just had the amazing fantasy of giving a guy head and having to pause repeatedly so that he can lead over and rip ass to relieve his fat gut, even better if it’s right after a big stuffing session <3

okay for starters that’s like my DREAMMMMMMMM 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️

give it to me rn.

a man with a fat gut who’s incredibly gassy? Emphasis on the gassy part. PUUULLLLEEASEEEEE. I’ll treat you so nicely 😭

I just wanna feed a man gassy food and make him feel good and rub his belly 😭😭

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Just casual beer farts!

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This did numbers on twitter so I apologise for the stupidty that you are about to hear and see but I could not be stopped, unfortunately. As soon as I heard the TOOT/HOTTOGO audio on tiktok this was inevitable. We are living in the cursed timeline. Ps I'm sorry chappel ✨️💗

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😂

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also u know what’s one of my favourite things in the whole entire world? when u give someone head and their tummy is hanging over ur face. literally a fucking religious experience. looking up at people never gets old, it’s like a form of worship in and of itself.

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It's so hot when people have a telltale sign they're going to fart. Like they just look super guilty and I'm here for it. They might fidget a little, smirk, grimace, blush, and their eyes tend to move around more. Just that body language right before or during farting is super attractive.