#birthdaytoast

[patelp]

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[luthwhore]

hello, love your blog, was wondering if you have any clex fic recs?

oh man, i have been binging clex fic pretty much nonstop since i started getting back into smallville several months ago, so i can definitely make some recs! with that said, i'm relatively new to the clex fandom, so i would also recommend checking out @clarklexlois's fic rec page, which is super comprehensive and where i found a lot of things myself! i believe @raelis1 also posted a fic rec list a while back that was full of a lot of old gems, many of which are not on ao3 and/or are only accessible via the wayback machine, so i would definitely check out both of their rec lists at some point.

editing to add: @reedrichards also has a rec list posted on their old blog still accessible here!

i'm not sure what specific flavor of clex you're looking for, so I'll try to provide some variety, but given that quite literally 95% of the clex fic on ao3 is smallville-based, most of these are mostly or entirely based on smallville canon.

also, i'm trying to limit this list to no more than one fic per author, but many of these authors have a ton of fic and i would highly recommend looking through their other work!

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smallville-based:

the identical series, by @lanninglurksnomore. 400k+ words and 20 years in the making. technically still a WIP but the latest chapter was posted about a week ago. since the fic was started at the end of s1, it's heavily canon-divergent, but lanning's characterization of lex and handling of his mental illness is excellent, and the fic really captures lex's relationship with lionel perfectly.

string theory, by spqr. this is technically an omegaverse fic, but the omegaverse aspect is exclusive to kryptonians. loosely set post-series, but it's pretty light-hearted and fun.

let it snow, by mskatej. sharing a hotel room / sharing a bed / snowed in fic. exactly what it sounds like. i really like how bratty the author writes clark in this fic, it feels very true to his canon characterization.

the hinge moment, by @tasabian. basically all of this author's fic is set post-series and blends smallville characterization and history with comic elements, so it feels like a really wonderful blend of the two. i would frankly recommend their entire catalog of fic because they have some of my favorite characterization for clark, but this one in particular does a masterful job of showing the tremendous amount of pressure clark is under as superman.

switch: a comedy of terrors, by rivkat. this one is a bodyswap fic. if you like bodyswap fics, you will love this fic. rivkat has a huge backlog of clex fic and all of it slaps. i think i lost about a week just digging through all of their fic.

marked, by seperis. this author has a very lovely, almost stream-of-conscious style that makes for a very pleasant reading experience. this particular fic manages to hit shaving kink, make-up/feminization, and collaring. 80% porn but then it sneaks angst in on you at the last minute. this author's fic tends to have a very grounded, bittersweet feel to it.

light the torch, by ang3lba3 & Birthdaytoasts. clark/lex/lois. alien heat/mating-cycle fic. if the idea of that triad interests you, this fic will be everything you could want and more.

long time coming, by BewareTheIdes15. by far the most recent fic on this list -- it was just published this month -- but so, so, SO good. post-series, canon-divergent, fix-it-fic of sorts. fantastic characterization all around, snappy prose, and generally a delight to read.

seduction, by lenore. **heavy trigger warnings on this one for lionel being a massive creep.** the first fic is, by it's nature, a pretty uncomfortable read and also not technically a clex fic, so if the tags/summary does not sound like something you want to read in graphic detail (i personally skimmed some parts), you can skip to the second installment without losing anything for the very cathartic follow-up.

manual transmission series, by bipolypesca. this fic is old and only available on the wayback machine, the only thing on my rec list that isn't on ao3. it's very long but so worth it. the characterization for both clark and lex is excellent and it's one of the few long fics i've seen really delve into clark's very specific anxieties around his fear of sex and specifically of hurting people with his powers during sex, as well as the specific prejudices and issues two young queer men living in a small town in kansas would be subject to.

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comics-based:

wien's law, by obscureshipyard. (unsure if this author has a tumblr.) exclusively comics-based, though the author does have some more smallville-based works i think. features lex as a trans man, if that's something you're into. there's some triggering content and the first few installments are pretty angsty, but it ultimately has a happy ending.

an alienated property, by kantayra. superman and lex, trapped together on a red sun planet. (i'm honestly surprised this trope isn't more popular because it's a lot of fun.) this fic is tagged with smallville, not comics, but it feels more in line with the comics dynamic to me.

a universe of possibilities, by kitsunesongs. dub-con. based on the superman: the black ring arc and may be a little confusing if you haven't read the arc it's based on, but there's so little purely comics-based clex fic that i feel like i have to include it.

[nahnotesblog]

Cheers to 35 years!

🍷 Here’s to aging like fine wine! 🍾 Celebrating 35 years of love, laughter, and life lessons. 🥳 #35andFabulous #BirthdayToast

[azuma-ef]

Birthday Toast 2022

[flynfish777crew]

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[becoming-woke]

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[homebiztaxcoach]

When your birthday🥂 to your wife is 🔥 and you give your friend's wife the feels😥😍🥰 #birthday #birthdaygirl #birthdaycake #birthdaytoast #celebration #55 #girllikeyou #littlebluebox #chocolatecoveredstrawberries (at Amore Ristorante) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4vZ8-rpqgf/?igshid=1sus58zzzlkzt

[socialsf]

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[autisticzukka]

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istg im 3 minutes from figuring out how to organically work in sokka saying “I WON’T LET YOU IN, BY THE HAIRS ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!” to zuko. 

damn it i was going to send you joke anon hate but you dont have anons on so lets just pretend. GRRR i hate you and im ANONYMOUS >:( ur zuko makes a lil cat face and u keep making sokka with chinstrap look hot despite it being a chinstrap 3:

I know that you love me because you attempted to fulfill my longtime goal of receiving inexplicable tumgler anon hate

Also suffer the chinstrap as we all must suffer 😩😊

[negrotti-natalie]

ok,, i have two for fmk: the demon set: paul applesausian, tyler "the ramen noodle hair" freak, or bread and his micropenis; and the angel set: rockstar (good pussy), hayleigh (the iconic noodle head assassinator) , or scottie (the virgin rat king)

THE FIRST SET IS SO DARKSIDED WHY DO YALL HATE ME

okay well whenever brett is involved he’s always killed bc i just can not stand him or his face!

so. fuck paul? i guess? i think i would only be able to handle him for one night

so. i guess. that means. marry tyler.

now the second set!

fuck rockstar i mean come on with a name like good pussy how could you not!

marry haleigh bc uhm hehe i love her

and i guess that means kill scottie (nerdphobia perhaps may have something to do with this)

[patelp]

[queendollophead-ao3]

Commission from @birthdaytoast of Hakoda as described in my DILF fic!  Please check out this amazing artist’s commission info here!

If you’re interested in learning about how Zuko ends up fooling around with a hot married couple, consider checking out the link below!

Thirst by QueenDollopHead

“Hakoda, can I… buy you a drink?”

“Actually,” a deeper, rumbling voice says from behind him. “I’ve got it covered.”

“Zuko,” Hakoda says. “This is my husband, Bato.”

[autisticzukka]

Could you write about zukka and them cooking together?

1000 followers celebration! Send me a prompt! This is written roughly in The Real Housewives of Republic City verse but doesn’t require pre-knowledge. thanks @birthdaytoast for cowriting it with me :)

“No,” Sokka says.

“Yes,” Zuko says.

“Zuko. No.”

“Zuko yes.” Zuko grabs the bread out of Sokka’s hands.

Sokka’s apartment mostly has west facing windows, and the early morning light that filters into the kitchen is watery and dim. Zuko likes it like this, likes the quiet, the dull blue of the tiles and countertop. He likes waking up here, in a nest of pillows and blankets and Sokka. He likes them.

“Please don’t ruin my bread,” Sokka groans, but gives up, leaning against the counter. His grey sleep pants slip a little further down his hips, the drawstring coming loose again. He grabs at it, retying it.

“You should just knot it twice,” Zuko says. He positions the bread so that his palms and fingers cover nearly every bit of it.

"These are sleep pants,” Sokka grumbles. “Ease of access is a feature, not a flaw.”

Zuko rolls his eyes, but has to fall silent to focus on what he’s doing. He lets the heat gather in his hands, hotter, hotter, hotter. He doesn’t let the spark out, even though the fire fights him, begs to be brought out. Instead he just holds it there, as the bread begins to toast.

“Say when,” he says.

“Holy shit, it’s actually working,” Sokka says. “You’re a human toaster.”

The bread is passing into well done. “Say when,” Zuko says, stressing the urgency.

“We could market this. I don’t know how, but we could. Does Toph know you can do this? How could Toph not tell me you can do this?!”

Zuko puts the bread down before it chars. It’s extremely well done.

“Hm. Little well done,” Sokka says, judgingly. Zuko vents the heat from his palms into the air in one quick burst, and then shoves them into Sokka’s armpits. “AHH! HELP!”

Sokka tries to wiggle away, but the kitchen isn’t very large, and soon he’s trapped in a corner between a counter and the window sill, laughing helplessly. Zuko leeches a little more heat from his hands, as punishment for resisting.

“HORRIBLE!” Sokka yells, and in a bold maneuver, reaches upwards to grab Zuko’s messy ponytail, exposing his entire armpit. Zuko freezes, fingers centimeters from the ticklish expanse. Sokka tightens his grip, a warning.

“Morning,” Zuko says, and smiles widely, harmlessly. He politely slides his hands down Sokka’s sides, and onto his butt.

Sokka snorts. “Morning to you too,” he says, and tugs Zuko down into a kiss.

Zuko likes mornings here. He likes them.

[limit-list]

Hello! I'm new to the atla fandom and I just wanted to know if you have some blog recommendations (I don't care if they're fanfic blogs, gifs, art, meta; I'll follow everything). Thanks and I hope you have a nice day :)

oooo you have come to the right place!!! first of all, welcome to the fandom!! it’s a wild ride. i’ll go ahead and say that a good number of these are zukka blogs cause that’s one of my main ships, but if you’re looking for ship specific blogs you can go check out the tag for it!

so ofc i gotta rec the blogsquad, which is just my group of chaotic friends on here whomst i love and adore: @nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice @aboutiroh @your-royal-momoness @sifuzuko @visit-ba-sing-se @motherofturtleducks @foiblepnoteworthy @firelord-sunflower @azu1as @wholittophonfire @flameo-hotman and @whats-a-reading

second up is the crimily people who i do not have a comprehensive list of, but definitely follow @itszukkatime @fyrelordzuko @acezukos @scar-angst-and-firebending and @owlsantuary and there’s prolly a list on one of their pages of everyone involved

i’m also gonna throw in here because i love these accounts that you should follow @incorrectzukka @autisticzukka @chronicpainzuko @birthdaytoast @lavender-honey-babe @ninu-sha @tisthequenchiest @the-bi-sokka-club @s-sokka @avng @donvex @sword-and-stars and honestly a bunch more people that i’m prolly forgetting to tag, there are so many good accounts on here tbh.

again, welcome to the fandom!! i hope you have a lovely day as well :)

[azuma-ef]

Celeblating Tolkien's Birthday Toast 2019

[khashanakalashtar]

Thanks for the tag, @the-lincyclopedia​!

Five songs I have on repeat:

🎵 My God by the Killers

🎵 Always by blink-182

🎵 I Wanna Get Better by the Bleachers, cover by ATC and The Ready Set

🎵 Pin the Grenade by blink-182

🎵 The First Time by blink-182

Last movie I watched:

🎥 Dave

Currently reading:

📚  love, in fire and blood

Currently watching:

📺 The Untamed

I tag @autisticzukka @queendollophead-ao3 @birthdaytoast @becauseanders @onmyliteraturebullshitagain  and anyone else who feels like playing!