#birdblast

[metis-iphigenia]

nightclops and their siblings in a zoom meeting! i wonder what they are talking about!!(world domination)

[mirakurutaimu]

the creation of obliterating some geese actually existed and was insanely efficient, massacring whole flocks of waterfowl. it eviscerated the population of many migratory birds and forced most US states to ban it from use and was a major influence on the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918. it is legal to own one though, as long as you dont use it to kill migratory waterfowl. you should put one up on your throne

the thought of folks owning a fucking cannon for blasting entire flocks of birds out of the air is so fucking wild bro. that is some cartoon shit. "yo there's hella geese on their way bring out the abrams birdblaster 9000"

[jouste]

Birdblast! With a haunted birdhouse for a head and a jacket, this eye-beaming brigand can punch right through windows with his bird based laser! The haunted rays that fire out can knock around and disorient targets, making them perfectly primed for a thumping!