#birb aliens

[sol-consort]

Humans having just discovered that the gaint metal tongs in space unlock fast travel through the galaxy: oh boy, can't wait to activate every mass relay we can find, whoever turned these off must be an idiot lol

Turians opening fire without warning at first sight of relay 314 glowing again:

[helluvabosshazbinbeadwhore]

My new desktop wallpaper because of greatest line EVER in the history of the show reasons.

Reminds me of THIS scene from A L I E N S:

Just thought I'd share that, from one greatest line in my favorite horror movie to another greatest line in my favorite YouTube show.

[circusinarun]

Let me present y'all teegatdenian family

Their names are Gladiolus, Sunny and their kiddos, Dandelion and Zinnia. Dan is around 6 human years old and Zinnia around 1 h. Years

Sunny is daffodil's older sister, so... I think I'll draw more of her someday.

Welp, these birbs are totally my favorite.... I can't...

Gladiolus is trying to be a good parent and husband, but Scilla no matter what refusing to see him as a family member.

Scilla is Daffodil and Sunny's mother. She likes to have fun, go to festivals and perform there, but also she's really strict, anxious and aggressive towards strangers, especially if they want to get in the family group.

Comic by @somerandomdudelmao

[ferntern]

Returning to post gnarp gnarp kiwi

[kiwibirb1]

Mm.

Yknow how in True Colors, when Anne goes full blue, Grime is like "This must be a human thing!" And then Sasha is like "This is not a human thing."

Anne hears this. She doesn't have time to think about it, not in the moment, but she does later that night, back in her own bed for the first time in months. "Not a human thing." A human couldn't do that. But she did. So what if she wasn't human anymore? Amphibia changed her, in more ways than she knew.

[gothbirb]

Anyways

I watched alien with a few friends, turned to my best friend and went "remember when I told you about monsterfuckers?"

The absolute horror and disappointment in his face just fueled the urge to fuck the xenomorph Queen ngl

[whizzinpast]

Till, for some reason:

[yarnnerdally]

In the midst of a giant galactic war: "Well, don't forget to come up for air. And not just because all these people need you. Because *I* need you."

[hummus-birb]

My Reverse: 1999 Rarepairs/crackships!

Exactly what it says in the title! I’ve seen a couple other people talk about their favorite rarepairs for r1999, so I thought I’d do it for mine!!

(Technically some of these are just characters I think would interact well, not all of them have to be romantic) (and also not all of them are super duper rare)

An-An Lee x Poltergeist

- I just really like the ghost enthusiast x ghost dynamic in general, this counts for horropedia and An-An Lee with any of the ghost characters tbf

- But An-An Lee and Poltergeist specifically would be cool because of their personalities!!

- Poltergeist is obviously more shy, while An-An Lee seems a bit more outspoken, and I can really see An-An Lee helping Poltergeist help gain confidence!

- Either way, very cute dynamic and I like it a lot!

Tennant x Sweetheart

- Originally, Sweetheart was my main theory for who the other character in Tennants I2 Portrait, along with maybe Mesmer Jr.

- While I definitely don’t think it is anymore, I still like the concept of them having a relationship!

- Tennant would definitely be in it to scam Sweetheart, but I think Sweetheart would at least know some of it due to her being familiar with Hollywood secrets and the drama that goes down there

- If they did become “partners in crime” I think they would legitimately be the best power-couple ever. I just don’t know if there would ever be a scenario where they both show their cards, so I don’t know if they’d ever reach that point sadly.

- Their rich girlboss energy knows no bounds, and together they will be unstoppable

Sweetheart x Bette

- Actor x Stunt double, just another fun concept!! (I saw a similar idea with Blonney and Bette as well, which would also be cool!)

- Sweetheart is sassy and assertive but befriends her innocent stunt double and takes her to Hollywood parties

- Bette is so confused but Sweetheart is her idol so it’s not like she’s going to say no

- It would basically be like the sassy popular girl falls in love with nerd/shy girl trope, Hollywood edition

- I think they would be very cute though!

ONiON x TTT

- The only news station TTT isn’t sick of

- She was actually covered by one of ONiON’s stories, and she’s been a big fan ever since!

- When ONiON meets her, they hit it off immediately!

- Both of them have different brands of eccentric show host vibes and I’m here for it

AliEn T x Sputnik

- The space besties

- Sputnik literally references AliEn T’s lines, what can I say

- Mostly just them lying to each other about exactly what/who they are to hilarious results

Bkornblume x Click

- Sitting as silence as we speak (consider each other their best friends and know each other really well despite this)

- There’s really no other special reason, I just think they’d get along!!

Constantine x Vertin’s Mom

- Not super rare technically

- There is no info on it but it’s both a super interesting and very funny concept

- I saw a post a while ago about the parallels between Madame Z, Constantine, and Vertin’s Mom to Matilda, Sonetto, and Vertin, and it was really cool!

Regulus x X

- Technically this one I like more as a friendship, but I still want to talk about it

- Regulus hung out with X for longer than she did Vertin, there’s no way they aren’t at least somewhat friends

- They’re both sneakily coming up with ideas of pranking people with machines (They were both definitely giggling at the idea of pouring tea on Forget-me-not)

- Silly little goobers, mostly

[thesulliedone]

This is incredibly petty, but if there's one thing I'm hoping for with Metroid's return to some prominence....

...is finally having the Other M version of the Varia Suit lose its status as the default look. It's just so...bland compared to the Classic or Prime versions of the Varia Suit.

[razzek]

Absolutely nobody: ...

Me: (literally 30 years late to the fandom) Guys have you heard about these Metroid games?!

[radrado]

Papu

[inestheunicorn]

Guess I've been watching too much X-Files?? 🤣🤣 but my extraterrestials are cuties and visit Earth because they actually enjoy gardening and talking to birds 🍓 p.s: I'm addicted to these 2000s colours tho ♥

You can find this and more colourful sticker sheets on my shop 🌻🐛

[helen-birb]

Went to the beach today

Pompom was there too but sand is bad for plushes

have some food pics instead

[crowworkz]

Some more stuff

[chickenpeep77]

Alien bird

Put the mouth on the chest so the face is available for extra floof space. Floofy head bangers. Has a stabby grabby tongue. Put the nostrils on the back. Look based on the ceres on budgie noses. Then I realized what it would look like as seen from above, so bottom right image happened.

Also decided to use an old idea from years ago by telling you that some species of magic using ones enhance display ability by creating light projections. These birbs are known as "disco chickens".