#biology joke

[tobbogan-13]

I can’t believe lipid bilayer tails are homophobic

[cirquedesolaire]

"she helicase on my DNA till I unzip" - kid in my class

[wolvesbaneandbuttercups]

Canceling every level of classification except Domain, the rest arent as inclusive and thus shouldnt be allowed :/

[darkpastelpurple]

who else up ossing their mosis

[great-and-small]

Wow! Look at all those sticks! That’s exactly what I need for my nest and they’re all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on ov-

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Hot take, I really don’t think we should assign human morals onto animals and call them bad or evil. Fishblr has internalised this idea really well with sharks, and I think that’s good! Sharks don’t deserve all the fearmongering they suffer from in media. But… can we please remember to extend this to other animals too? Even to intelligent animals like dolphins (most commonly bottlenose dolphins) and orcas. It seems to be a counter to pop culture’s tendency to show dolphins as complete angels when they partake in some messed up things, but like…. Dolphins are still animals? They may be able to recognize themselves in mirrors and they may have language and culture and know how to use tools but their intelligence is still on the level of a human child (and how empathetic are those!!??). I see people talk about how evil dolphins are but I never see people talking about other animals the same way, like, why aren’t sea otters and their “evilness” the topic of discussion? :/

[hutiapendra]

Phylogenetic tree of the Cenobites

[vampire-meta-knight]

“Alpha Male” this and “Beta Male” that--the only alphas and betas I care about are Alpha-Helix and Beta-Pleated sheets.

[flyingkoalaandsloths]

credit: paul white

[kelpermoosee]

If Pikmin could survive on Hocotate, I legitimately think Olimar would be willing to cause a invasive species issue just to bring them home

[unofficial-sean]

Hi hello, you all need to see Ray Troll’s kitsch masterpieces:

It’s just too good. this is the pinnacle of cool dad art. I’m getting a t-shirt. Oh yes, i’m getting one. You bet your ass. you bet your bass! Ha! It’s spreading!

[hook-line-and-sinker]

Friend: What do you mean I only date Toxic people???

[radioactive-dragonlover]

Being in microbiology is so stupid like fuuuuuck man. I have Mold due for tomorrow

[evolooka]

Photographer capture a real life "Angry Bird"

[great-and-small]

Sorry I’m late to the meme but here’s my offering

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Daily fish fact #451

Wahoo!

It is one of the fastest fish in the world, reaching speeds of 78 kph (48 mph)!