#bio warfare

[tributary]

oh, fascinating. i diagnose anyone with the handle dank-pro-life-memes with a humiliation fetish that just won’t quit.

[redscrawl]

death sentence to the old white man who yelled at me at walgreens for being sick…. dawg do you not see me buying medicine rn

[julie1971]

Study: One In Every 500 Small Children Who Receive Pfizer Shot Are Hospitalized By It

One in every 500 children under five years who received the Pfizer mRNA Covid vaccine were hospitalised with a vaccine injury, and one in 200 had symptoms ongoing for weeks or months afterwards, a study has found. The study published in JAMA included 7,806 children aged five or younger who were followed up of for an average of 91.4 days following their first Pfizer vaccination. It was a…

[spottheantisemitism]

Is that Jordan?

Oh honey…that doesn’t look good.

[esteljune]

Imagine being on the couch with Soap, his body entrusted to you without hesitation.

His crested head resting against your sternum, his broad back pressed against your stomach as the boy's calloused hands cling to your thighs.

Despite being together for a while, Johnny is still nervous to talk to you about his work because there's not much he can tell you, and he's afraid that even that little bit might push you away from him.

He doesn't doubt his own conviction, but he knows it's a choice that doesn't belong to you. He manages to spit out some information about his explosives training, his sniper training, and why they call him Soap.

When he realizes that you don't care whether he's Johnny or Soap, but that he'll always be safe with you, he can't hold back his tongue. He feels a million things, some he's never felt before, others he wouldn't even know how to name.

"Would ye believe me if I told ye I've never been as nervous in front of a bomb as I am now talking about my work tae ye?" he confesses impulsively.

"Yes. Your heart is racing, Johnny." you smile tapping your index finger on his left chest.

"Ah... Away n' bile yer heid." he curses under his breath, because it's true.

He manages to control his breathing and heartbeat long enough to put a bullet in someone's head from dozens of meters away, but he can't control himself in front of a simple conversation with you.

[toxooz]

-draws human battering ram König like its my next hit of crack-

[codmw2019-2022]

Modern Warfare Character Ages [2019 + 22]

Preface: Just wanted to add before getting into this that this is my interpretation of the character ages based on information from the games, confirmed information, research into the military/CIA and collage/university course information. This is by no means meant to be a definite statement about character ages, I'm happy to discuss or change any of the information here within reason.

I would also like to credit @sleepyconfusedpotato and @oleworldblues posts with their own opinions on the character ages. Which helped base my own thoughts and provided some good information that they had found. You can find Sleepy's post here and Blue's here they are really good posts and they both explain their own reasons for how they perceive the main cast of modern warfare's ages.

Farah & Hadir Karim : 30 & 32 [2022]

Both Farah and Hadir's ages have been confirmed by Taylor Kurosaki who is one of the writers from Modern Warfare 2019. This was confirmed when a fan ask him via twitter/X about how old Farah was during the Barkov invasion.

This means in 1999 when Barkov invaded Farah was 7 and Hadir was 9. In 2009 when they escaped they are 17 and 19 respectively and in 2019 they are 27 and 29. Hadir dies in December of 2022 as discovered in the Atomgrad raids at the age of 32.

John Price : 37 [2022]

Using the information provided from his original operator bio we find that "John Price joined the infantry at the age of sixteen and has served the British Army for 18 years." and that "he was ‘Badged’ a member of SAS in 2005, spending the next ten years in the Middle East, the horn of Africa.".

With this Price's age works out to be about 34 years old, but since it only mentions serving the British army. I added 4 years for him to be able to complete basic training which is roughly 18 weeks basic training.* Followed by Special Air Service (SAS) training with is roughly a couple months, but you must serve at least 18 months in the military to be selected**, and finally his training at the Royal Military Academy to become a Lieutenant and then Captain which is 44 weeks with 2-3 weeks of leave.***

So Price would join the British army at 16 in 2001, be badged a member of SAS at 20 in 2005, become Captain at 25 in 2010. In 2019 he would be 34 and finally 37 in 2022, which to me makes the most sense based on other character's ages.

*[army.mod.uk solider training] **[eliteukforces.info SAS] [eliteukforces.info SBS&SAS] ***[army.mod.uk officer training]

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick : 32 [2022]

We can do the same process as we did with Price for Gaz, his operator bio says "Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick, enlisted in the British Army in 2008. Within four years, he passed selection for Her Majesty’s elite Special Air Service where he is currently rounding out a decade of service."

Since his bio never mentions what age he joins like with Price and Soap I'm going to assume he finished school and joined the military at 18. So Gaz is 18 in 2008, 29 in 2019 when he meets Price for the first time and 32 in 2022. I am not taking into consideration the archived Activision blog posts, which say he joined in 2014 because of them being archived. I do use it for some other characters but for Gaz it changed the date he joined not just giving extra information.

Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish : 26 [2022]

You can blame Activision for why Soap is so young compared to the others. So according to his updated operator bio, "Soap has spent the last seven years carrying out both covert and overt operations around the world." this with the contents of his old operator bio before MW3 "At 16, too young to sign up, but lying about his age, MacTavish enrolled in the Special Air Service…"

Means that Soap would be 23 in 2022, which doesn't make the most sense especially considering he is a Sergeant in 2019 meaning he would be 20 in the MW3 flashback. So I gave him the same treatment as Price and added 3 years, to make up for basic and SAS training. So he would be 16 in 2012 joining the British Army have to wait 18 months to apply for SAS, be roughly 18 when he starts SAS training and finish it at 19 in 2015.*

So making him now 23 in 2019, 26 in 2022 but since he lied about his age TF 141 would think he's 28 during MW2 or 25 during 2019.

*[jobs.army.mod.uk SAS reserve]

Alex Keller : 35 [2022]

Alex is one of the last characters who have dates or years of service in their information. From his Campaign Biography it says he was a part of, "CIA's Special Activities Division," and also has surrendered "his former rank and history of special ops military service with Army Delta, Alex sacrificed traditional contact and association with family to join the SAD. He has spent the last six years living a series of assumed identities to achieve “sensitive” objectives wherever he is needed."

There's also, "Through 2017, Alex’s units played a key role in ensuring definitive victories against emerging terrorist networks." So we know Alex has been working in the military before 2017, now most SAD members are former Delta operators. There's also some reports of SAD members having Master's and law degrees.* So with that we can add roughly 6 years to his age to complete a master's degree in law.**

Now Delta force has some requirements like being over 21 to join and having two and a half years of service remaining, so if Alex joined the US military at 18 after finishing High School and getting his diploma.*** In a couple years he could join Delta Force, so by 26 he would be able to be apart of CIA's SAD. (If studying part time while in Delta Force) Then adding the another six years which is when he is apart of SAD, which is mention in his biography as the last six years. The bio is published late 2019 so Alex would be 32 years old.

So Alex would join the Military at 18 in 2005, would be 32 in 2019 when he loses the lower half of one of his legs and 35 in 2022.

*[CIA SAD] **[coursera.org law school] ***[Delta Force] [US Military Requirements]

Now for the Characters with little infomation

Alejandro & Rodolfo : both 37

We find out they've known each other for 20 years and signed up together. So they are both younger than 38 but older than 30 since Alejandro is a Colonel. Looking at Wikipedia you can/have to join 18 the Mexican military for at least 3 years, this gives them about maybe two years to get to know each other before joining together.

Ghost : 35 [2022]

Honestly just pick an age between Price and Gaz, I personally like the idea of him being the same age as Alex and having them know each other previously. Maybe even before Ghost starts wearing the skull mask.

Laswell & Nikolai : 52 & 45 [2022]

No older that 52 and 45 if we go based on their actors ages, which personally makes the most sense to me. Laswell's Campaign biography mentions her supervising a SAD program in 2008, and her having studied a Master's degree in strategic intelligence analysis and having a BA in International Affairs. This doesn't help much though with figuring out her age.

AN: Hopefully this very long post is some what helpful or at least has some good resources that people can check out, especially fanfic writers or people making their own OCs.

I'm also going to repeat what I put at the top the end here. But what I've written down is not a definitive answer for their ages (minus Farah & Hadir) it's just what I personally think makes the most sense.

Don't let my own opinions/conclusions about their ages get in the way of you having fun with how you view/interpret these characters.

[mortal-kombattore-115]

♠️ Umbra ♠️

[4kills23deaths]

no but why the fuck does nobody talk about the fact that reboot makarov CANONICALLY discovered his father's dead, HANGING body at the tender age of ELEVEN

[stargazing-sapphire2]

Anya 'Gemini' Orlova

Full Name: Anya Mikhailovna Orlova

Date of birth: June 21st, 1980. Siberia, Russia.

Nationality: Russian

Call-sign: Gemini

Occupation:

-Russian Ultranationalists [Formerly]

-Task Force 141 [Currently]

Family / Relatives:

*Mikhail Sergeevich Orlov - Biological father (Deceased)

*Yulia Ivanovna Kuznetsova - Biological mother (Deceased)

*Dmitri Aleksandrovich Sokolov - Adopted father (Deceased)

*Irina Fyodorovna Sokolova nee Morozova - Adopted mother (Deceased)

*Yuri Dmitrievich Sokolov - Adopted brother (Status: Unknown)

*John Price - Husband (Alive)

*Emilia Price - Daughter (Alive)

Appearance:

*Hair color: Blonde

*Eye color: Grey

*Height: 5'7 / 170cm

*Age: 33-37 (OG and reboot timeline)

*Scars/Beauty marks/Blemishes: One scar across the side of her jaw, and a faint burn on her collarbone. A tattoo sleeve on the left arm starting from the shoulder and ending at the wrist.

*Faceclaim: Gaia Weiss

Affiliation(s):

-John Price

-Simon "Ghost" Riley

-Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

-John "Soap" McTavish

-Yuri Sokolov

-Nikolai

-Kate Laswell

-Imran Zakhaev (Formerly)

-Vladimir Makarov (Formerly)

Backstory:

Anya was born on June 21st, 1980 in Siberia, Russia, to Yulia Kuznetsova and Mikhail Orlov, the latter being a Spetsnaz officer in the Russian military. The marriage was not a happy one, as Mikhail was frequently abusive to Yulia. It was only after Yulia became pregnant that Mikhail stopped being physical with her, although the emotional abuse only worsened. A few months after Anya was born, Mikhail was sent to prison for a litany of crimes he was convicted of, and would die there a few years later. Anya would never know him, which was a good thing.

In 1982, Yulia was diagnosed with a terminal illness, and knowing she would not have long to live, she turned custody of the then 2 year old Anya over to long time friends Dmitri Sokolov and his wife Irina, and Anya would form a close bond with their 12 year old son, Yuri.

"Never forget where you came from, for I will always love you", were Yulia's final words to her little daughter, before she would pass weeks later.

Anya's memories of her mother would eventually fade with time, but the knowledge would be kept alive due to stories from Dmitri and Irina, as well as old photos of Yulia they had.

Original Timeline:

*To be revealed in "The Devil's Gambit" story.

Reboot Timeline:

*To be determined

[tributary]

i am shocked—shocked i say!—that this person came out in vocal support of collective punishment. touch grass levels critical

[artistic-vixen]

Juniper "Vixen" Parks (Shadow Company au)

Name: Juniper Parks 

Aliases: Shadow 7-13/ Vixen  Nicknames: June, Juni, JuJu 

Nationality: Britian Ethnicity: White  

Age: 28   

DoB: Dec 6th, 1995 

Pronouns: She/her/hers  

Gender: Female  

Sex: Female 

Sexuality: Demisexual 

Height: 5’5 

Languages: British, English, French 

Which CoD universe: Modern Warfare reboot 

Branches of Service: Army/ Marine corps 

Affiliation: Us Army (formerly)/ Shadow company (Currently/ AU) 

Rank: (N/A at this moment) 

Specialties: (N/A at this moment) 

Personality: (N/A at this moment) 

Alignment: (N/A at this moment) 

Backstory: [CLASSIFIED] 

Issues: (N/A at this moment) 

Habits: (N/A at this moment) 

Scars: (N/A at this moment) 

Preferred method of showing care/affection/love language: Food (Baking, cooking candies) and touch 

Preferred way of receiving care/affection: Touch, Food,  

Eye Color: Blue 

Hair description: Thick curly hair with a few strands of sliver throughout, short and barely touches the nape of her neck.  

Clothing description: In uniform: She wears a long sleeve turtle neck, tactical vest, dark denim pants, black boots, knee shoulder and elbow pads, and a black balaclava.  Out of uniform: When she’s out of uniform she likes to wear mostly neutral colors, although purple is her favorite color. She likes long flowy skirts, long sleeve shirts or anything frilly. She also absolutely loves wearing overalls if the weather allows. 

Body description: Vixen is chubby but the athletic kind of chubby. She does have stretch marks on her legs, arms and chest. She has freckles that dapple her face, shoulders, arms, back and legs. She has pale skin, and dark bags under her eyes. 

Favorite activities: (N/A at this moment) 

Blood type: (N/A at this moment) 

Favorite animal(s): Cats, dogs, snakes and jumping spiders 

Favorite food/dessert: (N/A at this moment) 

[julie1971]

Covid was a military bioweapons program – including the “vaccines” – warns Sasha Latypova

Covid was a military bioweapons program – including the “vaccines” – warns Sasha Latypova

Covid was a military bioweapons program – including the “vaccines” – warns Sasha Latypova

[porg-porg-porg]

Good ending of Arcane season 2 where a yordle named Karl Marx shows up, founds league of legends communism and firebombs Piltover.

Inspired by this post

[katkalis-the-fanartist]

Love when a cat gets on your pillow in between you and your phone and then farts in your face

[dybbukb0x]

I don’t usually simp for good ol’ southern boys but David “BBQ” Fischer, Modern Warfare 3??? I’m foaming at the mouth, I’m clawing the curtains, I’m twerking on the floor.