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billygoat26 · 8 months ago

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Well um, I've decided to re-make my simp list. Also, just gonna get this out of the way now- *ahem* Not. All. Of. Them. Are. Because. Of. SeGgSuAl. Reasons. Personality matters. Actually I think like- all of them are because of personality type stuff... huh- is that even simping at this point...?

Anywayssssssssssssss- LIST TIMEEEEEE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER JUST WRITING THEM AS I THINK OF THEMMMMMMMM

Loki (Marvel- duh)

Lucifer (Hazbin Hotel)

Yelena (From the Black Widow movie)

Deadpool (Gee I wonder where he's from...)

Jim Moriarty (Sherlock... the BBC one.... from 2010)

Scarlet Witch (Marvel again)

Magneto (X-Men: First Class... and the movies after too lmao)

Layla/Scarlet Scarab (Moon Knight)

Jake Lockley (Also from Moon Knight)

Marc Spector (Stiiiiiill from Moon Knight)

Steven Grant (Need I say it? from Moon Knight)

Captain Marvel (I guess... oh yeah, also from Marvel movies and shi-)

Star Lord (Eh, why the hell not. He's a funny asshole- oh yeah, Marvel movies)

Charles Xavier (alright hear me out on this one and lemme be specific as to which movie.... X-Men: First Class. Listen, think about it...)

Irene Adler (Sherlock but from 2010... Y'all know why if you've seen the show...)

That's all I can think of right now- I'm sure there's more but eh... judge awayyyyyyyy, my friends!

"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain"

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billygoat26 · 8 months ago

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STUPID FUCKING PAINTING W H Y-

I mean I know it's not great the way it was happening- and in a church too- but stillll

GAH-

#fleabag #s2 ep4 #That “kneel”#just-#stoooooop #And then the other thing that had happened a bit before that #like #“Oh- fuck you calling me 'Father' like it doesn't turn you on just to say it” -Guy who I still identify as Moriarty but is a priest in this #FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DUDE-#AAAAAAAA #Why am I like this-#something is SERIOUSLY wrong with me #But guys- guysguysguys watch the show pleaaaaaase #Or watch Sherlock at least- I gotta rant dude #Or see at the simp list of mine #pretty sure the tag was ->#billygoat's simp list #ANY of them I will GLADLY rant about

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billygoat26 · 7 months ago

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Simp (Most of them aren’t actually me simping so much as them being ones I’d wanna be friends with) list as of 6/12/24:

Hawks (MHA)

Lucifer (HH)

Todoroki (MHA, mainly Shoto but Touya is working his way onto the list)

Twice/Jin Bubaigawara (MHA, plsss tell me I spelled it right)

Tomura Shigaraki (MHA)

Deadpool (hm, I wonder what he’s from…)

Loki (specifically from the Loki show on Disney+)

Raiden Shogun (Genshin)

Priest dude from Fleabag

Yelena (BW movie)

Yelan (Genshin)

Layla/Scarlet Scarab (Moon Knight)

The Moon Knight trio (aka Steven, Jake, and Marc)

Shinso possibly (MHA, idek if I spelled his name right, don’t care)

Toga (MHA)

Moriarty… maybe (Sherlock but the one from 2010)

I feel like I’m missing a lot but eh

#billygoat talks #BillyGOAT’s simp list

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billygoat26 · 8 months ago

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Guys- moots who know me well enough kind of-

I'm not simping solely for fictional characters anymore-

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I hate this, it's weird, I wanna say something to them or at least one of my other irl friends but I'm too scared that 1: they'll judge me and 2: they'll TELL HIM. Dear god I do not need that-

BUT IT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE (aka it's been on my mind for a few hours too long)

Yesterday, pool party with friends, right?

I knew that he did some workout stuff but I still was NOT prepared- (me, who was fully expecting him to wear some form of his normal outfit but for the pool- noooooope! Shirtless- very unprepared)

And listen, I knew I at least sort of like-liked him before cuz you know, personality and all that stuff, but come onnnn- like- what do I do now??

And then they were playing chicken fights in the pool or whatever the game is called, and after that they were standing on each other's shoulders and pretending to walk on water (We all had just endured a bible unit in our English classes)

He had offered for ME to stand on HIS shoulders- and for that to happen, you know, they gotta swim under, right? Well, we both have the dirtiest of minds (I also just have shitty balance so I was not about to try that anyways. That was the main reason on my mind but I thought of the other stuff after).

I don't even know if I have blushed since elementary school, but if I did then, then thank god for the sun because sunburnsssss

And then he couldn't find his shirt after we had all gotten out, and one of my other friends said that he didn't need the shirt (jokingly) and dear god I wanted to agree (verbally) but I'm too worried about my whole bullshit being too obvious if I did, so I just had to stay quiet. (He ended up not finding it and just having to leave cuz his parents were there)

But that- that day- just... that. It's not. Leaving. My. Mind. Alone.

#billygoat talks #Look ma- I'm not simping for only fictional characters!#I'm not adding him to the simp list tho- 1: not putting his name anyways and 2: that list is for fictional characters only #Wait- what day is it now?#Fuck- it's only Sunday...#Should I say something? Cuz I only know him because of the IB program but I'm not gonna be in it next school year #And I think the only time we would see each other is either during lunch and after school going to the buses or just buses #But I'm worried that- if I do say something and he doesn't feel the same- our friendship will be fucked up and awkward- I don't want that..#Besides- I've never had good luck with these things #And at the start of the year I had come out to my friends as gay- mid-school-year one of my friends and I agreed I was pan #<- that was only one friend... and the one who made the joke I told y'all about #But he still thinks I am gay- we joke about it a lot- so how would I even start?#I've never been in a relationship- can't say I've never been kissed before only cuz of a weird thing in elementary school-#Believe it or not- even if I can give others advice- I don't know what to do for myself...#I guess I'm scared of rejection but I should be used to it by now-#Oh yeah! The other thing- we've only known each other for a whole one school year- his friends have known him for much longer-#I feel like it's wrong to even think like that after only one school year and say something about it- like it's too soon #Believe me- I do wanna say something but I'm just scared that our friendship will be ruined or he'll ask questions I don't have have answer #to- more than likely one of those would be about my sexuality #I feel like I have to stick to that- like a limitation- but I don't want to-#I have so many wants but I feel like I'm not exactly good enough for anybody and those wants will just be wishful thinking forever #Fuck- just bombarded y'all with my shower thoughts... sorry-#Ummmmmm-#Yeah-

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billygoat26 · 7 months ago

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*Sigh…* I’m gonna have to update my simp list wherever it disappeared to…

#billygoat talks #Simp list

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