#billiondollarsuperhero

[the-slavic-shadow]

[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit.

[text] What did you punch him for?

[text] Where are you?

[damnitbarnes-archived-blog]

billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post “Like for a starter maybe? ”

Tony lives to torment Bucky in some way.

As he should. We should do a thing.

[americancapsicle]

Crazy Person Marathon Packing List

Themed luggage

backpack

cooler

thermos

water bottle

Rations

cupcakes

milk

beer

twizzlers

meat product????

Hygiene

deoderant

toothpaste

mouthwash/altloids

Stony themed Spinbrushes

1 pair clean underpants (2???)

Tech

DS

Smartphone

Chargers

Jackery battery

wifi hotspot

Comforts

blanket

pillow

Chris Evans

pets

Stony plushies/Hot Toys guest stars

Portable Pharmacy

Meds

Antidiarrheal

Antacid

Feminine products

toilet paper

tissues

NSAIDs

bandaids

Common Sense

[cawcawitsbarton]

Beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep beepity beeeeeeeeeep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beepbeepbeep.

[kingxfmischief]

billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post “You need to stop dragging people down, stop bitching about your life, there is a point where its too much, where you infect the people around you because you insist on stewing in your own pathetic juices. You hurt people, and I am not trying to be mean just the facs,, that you push and your rude and you over react and you just need to suck it up and stop making every tiny little thing like its a mountain, stop being a boy crying wolf”

Anon needs to fuck off and quit being a douche.

theyre right its all i ever do. im a rp blog so i need to shut up about my stupid fucking problems and rp

[damnitbarnes-archived-blog]

I’ll be marketing this soon. Hope you approve.

You are a massive jerk Tony. 

[tofillaprompt-blog]

billiondollarsuperhero, regretting it yet? ;D

[swordmaidensif-blog]

billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post:billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post:۞ I’m...

I played River for awhile. She was my favorite character from that show. I didn’t get to do much with her, but I wish that show hadn’t been cancelled because it was so good. :

Yes but at least it never got a chance to get bad, either. I feel like that's worth noting. Not that it would have, necessarily, but I have a very tenuous relationship with Joss Whedon.

[kurowrites]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (Non-Negotiable)

I'm super late, sorry about that (I love you anyway). Anyway, here you go *sweats*

I have nice hair. It does what it wants, but it usually manages to make it look good.

I treat my possessions and those of others very carefully. Wasting things by breaking them out of sheer carelessness is something that goes against everything I've ever been taught.

I really like my glasses and I think they suit me pretty well.

My handwriting. I take a lot of pride in its legibility.

My hands. My sister likes to call them 'spider-hands' because I have long, slim fingers that apparently move like spider's legs, but I disagree. They're nice, and she's just jealous. :

[helish-archive]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (Non-Negotiable)

gosh I have more than ten favourites how do... guess you already got this one so not sending back?

1. I'm meticulous. Yeah, sounds like a bad thing but when it comes to writing it helps sooo much.

2. I'm holding onto my inner child as much as I can. I kind of think that's important for writing (although I've lost a lot of childish creativity, when I find some old things I've written, I'm like omg what a fantasy I used to have!)

3. My lively face. Riiiight, I'll have a lot of wrinkles but I just know that my obvious emotions are fun to see and when it makes people smile, it makes me smile too.

4. The whiteness of my teeth. Thank genetics! I smoke, I drink coffee... my teeth are still very white. Never ever did that weird cleaning proceedure at the dentist's.

5. My ability to blurt out ridiculous crack things. Seriously, when I say something golden and people laugh... I love that, I really do. xD

[teddylacroix]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (Non-Negotiable)

Oh, wow - I’m super flattered to have gotten this, thank you!! :D

Ummmm - you’re right, this is hard. xD

1. My hair is pretty kickass. No matter how long it got, it never tangled. I always got a laugh out of friends trying to mess it up, and their indignant expressions when I’d give it a toss and it would lie flat again. x)

2. I am in possession of common sense - something I never valued so highly before becoming an adult and realizing how many grown-ups are so damn lacking in very basic sense.

3. I am in good health. While I could certainly be more fit, there is nothing so problematic that it impedes me from doing the things I want to do and going the places I want to go.

4. I stand up for the things I believe in, even if it results in confrontation. While I’ll hold my tongue at the explicit request of others in certain circumstances, such as family matters, I’ve never been good at ignoring a wrong.

5. I can sing the entire rap part of “Chasing Waterfalls” by TLC by memory. :D Once I realized it was meaningful oh, what is it now, 15 years ago?, I made a point of memorizing it. For some reason. (Middle schooler logic, yeah?)

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billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post: billiondollarsuperhero replied to your...

I loved my 20s until I hit my 30s and then I was like what the fuck was I thinking? The 20s are like the worst time of your life. I still don’t have my shit together but I feel like my head is much clearer than it used to be. And my back hurts more.

Still feel that way and I'm almost 50! I feel like I'll never have my shit together. But I'm happy. I don't mind being a complete disaster anymore. I'm solid, if a little anxious at times.

And what is it about back problems? Everyone who gets older has back problems or knee problems or BOTH AT THE SAME TIME WHICH SUCKS MONKEY BALLS.

[americancapsicle]

*grumble grumble grumble* Woof!

Steve's kneeling on the cool cement of his bike, not expecting anyone to be looking for him, when he hears somebody coming. He doesn't tense up, since he can tell who it is, between the sound his expensive shoes make, and yes, that distinct smell of leather, oil, and aftershave. These are the little details he's probably not supposed to notice about someone's who's just a friend. Little details that especially shouldn't make his lips curve into a smile.

"I'm almost done, just let me—" his words cut off early, and his hands on the wrench suddenly stop moving as he hears a small whimper. He slowly turns his head to the whimper's source, and to say he's unprepared for the sight that greets him would be an understatement.

Because while he wasn't wrong about it being Tony, he never in a million years expected to see this. Because, somehow, in Tony's arms is...a puppy.

ThisisthemostadorablethinGeverhowisthisrealareyoudreamingSteveareyoudeadareyoubothohmygodTonyandpuppyohgodohchristadorable....!!!!

Once he regains motor functions, he shuts his mouth closed, and glances from Tony, down to the puppy, and back up to Tony.

"Does this mean you've decided to repeal that 'no dogs allowed ever' mandate of yours...?"

[cheermione]

*kisses* You've caught the kissing disease. Now you've gotta pass it on to the next ten people on your dash.

[satbiym]

billiondollarsuperhero replied to your text post

"I'm so lost. Who retired? What?"

Ahhhh, I'm such loser, I couldn't for the life of me, figure out how to do this until now. You probably forgot about ever posting this, but to clarify things, that post was my ideal 'Tony and Steve retire' scenario, with their replacements hooking up and implying that Steve and Tony were getting it on...and have been for years.

Passive aggressive shipping, for the win!

[swordmaidensif-blog]

billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post:۞

I’m still crying over this show.

I'm never gonna be over Firefly. The funny thing about my Kaylee muse is that I played her in a memory-loss game and so she didn't remember much of anything about herself but she named herself Serenity.

Then she met Simon and they went to hang out and like, went in a canoe out on a lake, right? She didn't remember him except that he was vaguely familiar to her. So they're out on the lake, and she is the one doing all the paddling and looking at Simon all unimpressed because wow guy way to woo a girl, right? It was hilarious because she ended up being way less into him than he was into her.