#billiondollarsuperhero

[the-slavic-shadow]

[Text] Can you come pick me up? May have been drinking and may have also punched out a guy for talking shit.

[text] What did you punch him for?

[text] Where are you?

[damnitbarnes-archived-blog]

billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post “Like for a starter maybe? ”

Tony lives to torment Bucky in some way.

As he should. We should do a thing.

[americancapsicle]

Crazy Person Marathon Packing List

Themed luggage

backpack

cooler

thermos

water bottle

Rations

cupcakes

milk

beer

twizzlers

meat product????

Hygiene

deoderant

toothpaste

mouthwash/altloids

Stony themed Spinbrushes

1 pair clean underpants (2???)

Tech

DS

Smartphone

Chargers

Jackery battery

wifi hotspot

Comforts

blanket

pillow

Chris Evans

pets

Stony plushies/Hot Toys guest stars

Portable Pharmacy

Meds

Antidiarrheal

Antacid

Feminine products

toilet paper

tissues

NSAIDs

bandaids

Common Sense

[goalieprotectionsquad]

alarmingstatue said: I believe in you, you can do itty

thank youuuuu expect sad snapchats

billiondollarsuperhero-writer said: eww back at walgreens?

ugh matt got transferred and dylan took over scheduling and he scheduled me 6 days (between now and when i leave for vacation on tuesday, when I only wanted 2 days) (including this morning... which I refused to go to) as well as a wonderful morning shift with the big three bitches (you know who I'm talking about, I hope... the old lady and her daughter) which means I'm going to play cashier way more than I should have to (bc you know mac won't say a work) plus I work until midnight on saturday and open at 9 on sunday morning.... dylan is a dick. i had forgotten. wish me luck. i'm glad you got out lol come visit sometime

[cawcawitsbarton]

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[teddylacroix]

billiondollarsuperhero-writer replied to your photoset:Oh, gosh. I feel oddly nervous putting selfies on...

Oh man. This is going to be hard to look way back. Cell phones didn’t even have texting capabilities when I was in high school, let alone camera phones haha.

8D I eagerly await the fruits of your efforts! ♥

[kingxfmischief]

billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post “You need to stop dragging people down, stop bitching about your life, there is a point where its too much, where you infect the people around you because you insist on stewing in your own pathetic juices. You hurt people, and I am not trying to be mean just the facs,, that you push and your rude and you over react and you just need to suck it up and stop making every tiny little thing like its a mountain, stop being a boy crying wolf”

Anon needs to fuck off and quit being a douche.

theyre right its all i ever do. im a rp blog so i need to shut up about my stupid fucking problems and rp

[damnitbarnes-archived-blog]

I’ll be marketing this soon. Hope you approve.

You are a massive jerk Tony. 

[americancapsicle]

Definitely my favorite tweet of the month

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billiondollarsuperhero, regretting it yet? ;D

[captainspangly]

billiondollarsuperhero said:That’d be a great “I survived the great Louisville Purge of 2k14” story. It was a scary night, man. There were people breaking laws and scary shit was happening and I had a dildo thrown at my car! It was intense!

"I survived the Louisville Purge of 2k14 and all I got was this fake peen." 

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billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post:billiondollarsuperhero replied to your post:۞ I’m...

I played River for awhile. She was my favorite character from that show. I didn’t get to do much with her, but I wish that show hadn’t been cancelled because it was so good. :

Yes but at least it never got a chance to get bad, either. I feel like that's worth noting. Not that it would have, necessarily, but I have a very tenuous relationship with Joss Whedon.

[kurowrites]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (Non-Negotiable)

I'm super late, sorry about that (I love you anyway). Anyway, here you go *sweats*

I have nice hair. It does what it wants, but it usually manages to make it look good.

I treat my possessions and those of others very carefully. Wasting things by breaking them out of sheer carelessness is something that goes against everything I've ever been taught.

I really like my glasses and I think they suit me pretty well.

My handwriting. I take a lot of pride in its legibility.

My hands. My sister likes to call them 'spider-hands' because I have long, slim fingers that apparently move like spider's legs, but I disagree. They're nice, and she's just jealous. :

[helish-archive]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (Non-Negotiable)

gosh I have more than ten favourites how do... guess you already got this one so not sending back?

1. I'm meticulous. Yeah, sounds like a bad thing but when it comes to writing it helps sooo much.

2. I'm holding onto my inner child as much as I can. I kind of think that's important for writing (although I've lost a lot of childish creativity, when I find some old things I've written, I'm like omg what a fantasy I used to have!)

3. My lively face. Riiiight, I'll have a lot of wrinkles but I just know that my obvious emotions are fun to see and when it makes people smile, it makes me smile too.

4. The whiteness of my teeth. Thank genetics! I smoke, I drink coffee... my teeth are still very white. Never ever did that weird cleaning proceedure at the dentist's.

5. My ability to blurt out ridiculous crack things. Seriously, when I say something golden and people laugh... I love that, I really do. xD

[teddylacroix]

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (Non-Negotiable)

Oh, wow - I’m super flattered to have gotten this, thank you!! :D

Ummmm - you’re right, this is hard. xD

1. My hair is pretty kickass. No matter how long it got, it never tangled. I always got a laugh out of friends trying to mess it up, and their indignant expressions when I’d give it a toss and it would lie flat again. x)

2. I am in possession of common sense - something I never valued so highly before becoming an adult and realizing how many grown-ups are so damn lacking in very basic sense.

3. I am in good health. While I could certainly be more fit, there is nothing so problematic that it impedes me from doing the things I want to do and going the places I want to go.

4. I stand up for the things I believe in, even if it results in confrontation. While I’ll hold my tongue at the explicit request of others in certain circumstances, such as family matters, I’ve never been good at ignoring a wrong.

5. I can sing the entire rap part of “Chasing Waterfalls” by TLC by memory. :D Once I realized it was meaningful oh, what is it now, 15 years ago?, I made a point of memorizing it. For some reason. (Middle schooler logic, yeah?)