#bill dickey headcanons

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

Bill Dickey SFW Alphabet

This is more so for the TV pilot version and not so much for the comic version. I LOVED it the moment i saw it and i’m so disappointed it was never picked up 😭 but at least we’re able to make our own content for it 🤷‍♀️

Please just remember that this is my interpretation, we can agree on some things and disagree on others, but that’s ok! If my interpretation isn’t for you then i encourage you to find content that works more for you and your interpretation. 💋

A- Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they like to show affection?)

- He is surprisingly more affectionate than some might think. Especially when he’s around the guys or other people in general. He likes being able to show you off like the precious gem you are. He considers you his most valuable collectible, though you have to tell him quite often to stop comparing you to objects. He likes to be able to have his hand on you at all times, wether it’s holding yours, around your waist, or placed gently onto your leg.

B- Best Friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

- Absolutely terrible. It would go one of two ways: 1- He wouldn’t be able to stop himself from being the raging misogynist that he is, constantly questioning your knowledge of everything you interact with. You would barely be able to get any words into a conversation without him cutting you off. Or, 2- He’d be so invested in the fact that a girl wanted to spend time with him that he’d try way too hard to make himself seem like the perfect guy. Nonstop staring, especially at your chest or thighs, opening every door and pulling out every chair, but he would also try to keep any other guy from getting close to you. He’d even go as far as staring down the cashier at the movies for looking at you too long.

C- Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

- He loves getting to cuddle, but only when it’s just the two of you. He’ll show you off all he likes, but he only likes to cuddle when he knows you won’t be bothered. It’s something he wants to be able to enjoy for as long as possible, being held close by a hot girl is something he can only imagine, why would he want it to end?

D- Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking, cleaning, etc.)

- He wants to, but children are out of the question entirely. He’d absolutely love to get married one day, specifically so he can tell people he’s not only married, but he’s married to an absolute dime. However, he doesn’t want anything to do with children. He thinks they’re too messy, too loud, too much responsibility, and he’ll have to constantly keep watch of his collectibles around them.

E- Ending (If they had to break up with their partner how would they do it?)

- If he did ever break up with you, it would be an immediate regret. You’re quite literally the only girl who’s ever wanted him and he wants to make sure it stays that way.

F- Fiancé (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

- He absolutely wants to get married, just as long as it’s to you. If he had it his way, your first date would’ve been at a wedding chapel, but realistically he wouldn’t put a specific date on it. He wants to make sure you can live together comfortably first, or at least until you’re able to get out of your parents places.

G- Gentle (How gentle are they? Both physically and emotionally)

- Not as gentle as you’d like him to be, but he’s learning. When he gets angry, rarely ever at you, he just needs a minute to get all his anger out before he apologizes and tries to word it in a way where you’d be able to understand why he’s so pissed off that Josh insisted on borrowing one of his comics for a day longer than planned.

H- Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

- He enjoys getting them, especially when he’s pulled in tight and held close to your chest. He says it’s comforting, but you know the real reason why he enjoys it. When he hugs you he tries his hardest not to squeeze you too tight, but he’s just happy he’s able to get close enough to a girl to do it.

I- I Love You (How fast do they say the L-word?)

- First day. You’d get through one date, converse over your shared interests, and as soon as you start yapping on and on about your favorite things he’s smitten. It feels nice to know that a girl, especially a hot girl, can be as obsessed with something as much as he is. When he says it for real he nearly cries when you say it back. He didn’t know that someone could find him likable enough to love.

J- Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

- Insanely jealous. It’s not to the point where it’s overbearing, but he will shoot dirty looks at cashiers if your transaction takes longer than normal or will immediately assume a guys normal common decency towards you is their attempt to take you away from him. He never blames you, it’s always the other guys who are trying to get you all for themselves.

K- Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

- Bill has absolutely no preference for when or where you want to kiss him. It’s only when he’s in front of his friends that he wants you to tone it down a little. He just doesn’t want them to use it for their own perverse imaginations. His kisses always start out gentle but he just can’t help himself with you sometimes. If his lips can reach it, you’ll get a kiss there.

L- Little Ones (How are they around kids?)

- Absolutely awful. He doesn’t like children, he finds them to be too annoying, and he can never see himself having any in the future. They’d want to get their grubby little hands all over his still boxed action figures and he’s never going to let that happen.

M- Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

- Surprisingly enough he does quite well in the morning. He has routines that does morning and night, though sometimes his ‘mornings’ are closer to 11 AM. On weekends he’ll lay in bed for a while, but other than that he’s up earlier than you for the most part. He just doesn’t want to wake you because he’s too busy focusing on the fact that there’s a girl asleep in his bed.

N- Night (How are nights spent with them?)

- He never goes to bed earlier than midnight, and that’s on a good day. How nights are usually spent in the basement with the guys doing their normal club things, but when he comes upstairs after they all leave he wants to get into bed with you as soon as possible. Most of the time you have to remind him to brush his teeth and take off his glasses before he gets into bed, but it’s only because he’s so eager to get you to lay with him and watch one of the Star Wars movies for the millionth time.

O- Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything at once or do they open up slowly?)

- He’d be very open with the things that are easy to read about him. He’ll go on and on about his interests, telling you every minor detail about every one of them as if theres going to be a test about it as soon as the conversation is over. It would take about a month, give or take, before he actually starts telling you about his own personal life. He needed to make sure you weren’t dating him on a bet before he gets too comfortable.

P- Patience (How easily angered are they?)

- He’s angered pretty easily but it’s never at you. You know that he can get into heated arguments pretty often with the guys, you’re used to hearing them scream at one another every time they’re together, but if he ever yells at you it’s only when he’s relaying the arguments from earlier on.

Q- Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they mention every little detail in passing or do they kind of forget everything?)

- He’d memorize everything about you like it’s his job. He can remember the most minute detail of a horror movie he saw once years ago and it’ll still come back to him like he watched it five minutes ago. He likes being able to know everything about you, especially when he sees how giddy you get when he remembers the little things. He sometimes has to keep himself from pointing things out when he’s with the guys and saying “(y/n) would like that!”

R- Remember (What is their favorite moment of your relationship?)

- When he first saw you. That moment replays in his head over and over again every time he thinks about you. Of course he gets some of the details mixed up, sometimes when he thinks about it he’ll imagine it as if you were a princess and he was a knight that was so captivated by your beauty, or an alien priestess who warped his mind to make him become obsessed with you. But he wouldn’t have it any other way.

S- Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

- He’s not necessarily overprotective, but he’s definitely a little bit possessive, he does question a lot of the other guys that are around you. He says that since he knows how they think, he knows how they act, and he doesn’t like it when the other guys in the comic shops or the movie theaters imagine you in all the ways that he likes to. He never thinks you’re doing anything to intentionally make these guys want you, it’s not your fault that you’re an absolute smoke show. He likes to always be around, just in case someone tries something with you.

T- Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

- At first he wouldn’t be the absolute best at remembering things like that, he’s just not used to it. In order to remember better he keeps lists of everything important: your birthday, anniversary, and he even has things like your favorite color, movie, restaurant and order. He tries his hardest with the little money he has, but he’ll always pick up something for you whenever he sees you. Plus, he knows that whenever he gets you something, he’ll always get something in return.

U- Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

- A smaller list would be his good habits. He’s gotten better overtime, especially when you tell him he’s not getting any until he does what you say. And in those cases, he does it happily. If you tell him to shower, he does it. If you tell him to clean, he does it. It’s just a little more difficult to get him to do these things on its own. The most difficult thing about him is his constant need for new things for his various collections, though you were able to find a compromise when you agreed that every time he bought something, he had to get something for you too.

V- Vanity (How concerned are they with their appearance?)

- Not very, though when it comes to specific occasions he makes sure to really focus on himself and how he might be perceived. For the most part, he’ll shower at least two to three times a week, he doesn’t mind if his hair gets greasy but when it gets unruly it becomes a problem. His routines make sure he brushes his teeth at least once a day and he never leaves the house without making sure he doesn’t look a complete mess. He’ll rewear clothes until they either smell or have a noticeable stain, or if he runs out of clean clothes entirely.

W- Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

- Absolutely. He can’t imagine life before you, and any time he can recall times before then he was in misery. He still gets into physical fights with the guys, and he still goes out and causes disturbances in all his local spots, but now he gets to do all those things with a girlfriend. One who listens to him and cares about him, and it’s nice to know that even with all his flaws he’s still got you.

X- Xtra (A random headcanon for them)

- He wants you to sit in with the club so badly, and it’s not like you’ve never been around them before, but he knows that if you’re around them for an extended period of time he knows where their minds might wander. He’s shown you things like all the movies and games and books they talk about, but there’s no possible way he can have you be around the guys for more than an hour.

Y- Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

- Interestingly enough, he would hate having someone that does everything he says. He wouldn’t want to have someone listen to everything he says and does anything he asks. Though he’ll never admit it, he likes having someone challenge him and tell him what to do.

Z- Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

- He always needs something on when he sleeps, wether it’s a TV show or a movie, he needs something for background noise. It’s a lot easier to sleep with nothing on when you’re over, he says it’s because it’s comforting to have another person there, but even when you’re over he insists on putting on a movie to fall asleep to.

[freakybongg]

Another eltingville related x reader: Teen Bill Dickey is actually asked out by a somewhat popular girl in his school?!?! How does he react?

Teen!Bill Dickey X Popular F!Reader

-Thinks you're trying to be funny at first, like bullying him. Seriously he just walks away and starts mumbling about how much of a slut you are or calling you out your name. You'll probably have to ask him out again and explain it to him.

-If you are popular, he has probably fantasized about you a time or two, So he might be a little desperate too, though he doesn't want you to be tricking him.

-The next time you ask he just says "Okay." nothing else and he walks away, You're a little confused but he leaves you a note to come to his basement on a certain date, if you go he's probably gonna introduce you to his sister, mom, and the club, mostly Josh to get him jealous.

[kimulus0check]

Can you drop some general dating eltingville club member hcs? It doesn’t matter who i genuinely just crave more fanfiction content of any of them

Absolutely I love these ugly loser boys

The Eltingville Club Headcanons

Pete Dinunzio

•Pete is the shortest of the club at 5’7, but the one who grounds everyone else with common sense, Although he is very impulsive himself.

•He was raised mainly by his father and had multiple siblings in his house. Though his father doesn’t support his horror movies or in his words “nerd shit.”

•mainly joined the club cause they are weirder than he is but supports his hobbies and interests so it give him some solace.

•Canonically into horror porn and cannibal flicks. I think he has paraphilia. He thinks cannibalism is very intimate, eating someone so they’re apart of you and all the time and dedication it takes to eat the entire body intrigues him.

•goes broke every Halloween cause he’s buying shit for either his collection or for his room. I like to think his birthday is in October.

•Has anger issues but not to the degree as bill or Josh do,and that comforts him in some way. Makes him feel better about himself. (He’d never tell them that.)

•wants to be covered in tattoos when he’s older, but in reality he’d probably just get five or six on his arms.

•tried to smoke cigarettes but his dad caught him and made him smoke the whole pack.

•his father and siblings harass him the way that some households do when one them picks up a neither hobby and bullies them cause it’s weird.

•very sweet if he likes you. Will show affection in his own way like asking you to watch horror flicks or info dumping about his favorite slashers or the new dvd set he bought.

Jerry Stokes

•Jerry is the voice of reason that no one listens to. He lives with his mother and father as an only child.

•I like to believe his parents are conservative or religious and don’t like when his fantasy interests because they think it’s immoral or something.

•(taking this headcanon from Tahawkydingo on ao3) his parents found his porn stash of fantasy cosplay pinups and they sent him to gay conversion camp.

•Is autistic but his parents deny that he is. vocally stims with his bidibidi bit and hyper fixates on fantasy. Wants to go to a renaissance fair so bad but no one wants to go with him.

• his parents treat him differently after his parents came to terms with him having autism and they unintentionally belittle him, he stays with the club because they don’t baby him like his parents do.

•has watched every fantasy movie from the eighties at least four times.

•avid weezer listener

Bill Dicky

•snarky fuck. Will always try to get the last say in an argument and gets very butt hurt if he doesn’t.

• He lives with his mom and younger sister. His mom has full custody of him so he never sees his father.

•one thing I saw is that Bill is usually the one to throw the first punch besides Josh. I theorize that his dad used to get physical with him and it hasn’t really clicked with him that he was abused and think it’s normal.

•male manipulator by the book definition of antisocial personality disorder in the comics, average smiths listener in the pilot.

• tried to work at gamestop or Blockbuster but either got denied for having expired dvd returns or stole.

Josh levvy

•lives with his mother and father. I think of him as the youngest sibling if he ever had any brothers or sisters.

•His parents are Jewish and if he showered more he’d have natural curls. Without his glasses he can only see blobs of color, his vision is getting worse.

•it’s cannon that he only eats things that have collectibles in them and hates doing it. But I think he’s always been insecure of his body for a long time and is at the point where he doesn’t care what people see him like some tub of lard because his self esteem is low.

•secretly feels that he’d never measure up to the expectations his parents give him so he doubles down.

•His dad used to get physical with him as a kid as a punishment, like belting or smacking him up side the head if he says something wrong. So he got more aggressive when someone made him upside or says something he doesn’t like.

•collects not even for fun, just to have. Because it’s become such a big part of himself he doesn’t know what to do if he stops.

[c0tt0nballz]

Eltingville headcanons bc the worms are eating my brains

Tw : Drug use

Bill : claims to have tried hardcore shit just to seem cool, the most intense trip he ever had was with half a bottle of cough medicine, maybe got addicted to pot for a while but i feel like he is more of a beer can guy

Josh : never cared for drugs, maybe got peer presured 1 or 2 times but never with something huge like heroine or some shit, it was just never at the top of his head

Pete : unlike bill he actually did try hardcore shit, i imagine due to his job he was able to find some contacts, some days he would wake up in a dark alley with only his boxers, 1 single stained sock, and a silly hat, after a while he got tired and left them aside, but from time to time he comes back for a little taste, never look at his teeth while you talk to him, they are fuckedy fuck fucked

Mushrooms and marihuana

Jerry : are we seeing his shaggy cut??? This man cultivates his own stash, he is a loving father to very numerous plants that he later on eats with some lazy vegan meal, i dont really see him drinking alcohol tho, maybe some wine here and there, DEFINITELY drinking herbal teas (coughcough kombucha), but i do see him saying "i only consume what mother nature gives me", either that or he believes a puff will kill him, pick your poison

[skezzzoutofservice]

I love mixing my interests

Y'ALL SEE MY VISION RIGHT???

[zillywalten]

Is it a hot take that I think some people demonize Bill ??

Like yeah, he's an asshole and a very bad person, but I've seen some shit that just makes him look like the worst person on earth. Like, this guy is a pathetic asshole, but I've seen people portray him as an evil mastermind. I know the "uwu soft boy" fanon is very annoying to see, and I'm not saying it happens in this fandom, but I feel like some people are afraid of portraying him like that, so they go to the other extreme, which is also a very inaccurate fanon.

Characters are not two-dimensional, you can't just grab the labels of "evil" or "good" and go on a full Flanderization of the character, it just makes whatever you create with it not enjoyable or interesting.

[thereals1llybean]

Uns headcanons foda que eu tenho dos meninos de The Eltingville Club

1 — o Pete é um bissexual homofóbico 💔

2 — O Bill tem tipo um bichinho de pelúcia do super-herói favorito dele que ele até dorme agarradinho (mas que sempre escondeu por causa de sua "reputação")

3 — O Jerry já comprou uma versão pirata de Zelda,que ele se arrependeu de ter comprado e depois deu pro Willoughby

(o melhor pro final 😎)

4 — O Josh comeu raspa de parede enquando era pequeno só por pura curiosidade

[moreaulover]

Eltingville club ranked by how likely they are to support queer people (#pride!):

Jerry- grew up to be the most well adjusted, he seems like an ally, he came to me in a dream and told me so himself (unfortunately would suffer from "I grew up in a marginalizing climate" but works to unlearn most of that and tries to understand)

Josh- maybe queer? Dorkin (we are not on a first name basis) on Twitter said it's up to the reader to decide what a lot of Bill's comments could imply, would still have some odd things to say queer or not

Pete- defends the homoerotisism in iwtv and claims it's classic vampire shit, seems like he would fetishize me (a lesbian) or any queer woman, definitely has many awful things to say but ultimately I don't think he'd freak out or anything, just fairly weird

Bill- my heart says no but my head says he's absolutely the worst ever. Awful comments, awful reaction, very weird about it. Bill is a loose canon on a hair trigger, either going to just argue with you about it and actively antagonize you (ect ect ect) or actually flips out (like that one dog flip video) personally you would not see me coming out to him but fortunately he would never be on good terms with me in the first place

[nicohastegridy]

Bill Dickey headcanons,but im actually projecting myself into him /hj

-he find hot and funny the hospital scene from Evangelion... -listen radiohead,nirvana,the smiths,and would ask you: "name 3 songs" if he saw someone with a Nirvana shirt -relates to "Creep" by Radiohead -mommy issues.... (kinda canon althought) -anxious person but doesnt show it (but is kinda obvious) -when he's angry or anxious tends in chews his inner cheek,lips,his nails and the skin around it,bite his hands and fingers and scratches his pimples -he would relate to any sigma male character lol -doesnt bathe often,unless he feels his hair dirty -lactose intolerant -yells and insults at kids,mostly online -tends in forgot to eat actual food and eats snacks or junk food -loves Coke-cola -picky eater with the texture and taste -HATES physical contact,he would yell at you if you touch him without ask him -hyperfocus playing videogames or watching any show/movie -bad at paying attention in class,he's not the best student,such as not make his homework,get into arguments with the classmates (even fights) and teachers for dumb things,annoy his classmates,steal school supplies,and more things

well,those are some headcanons i have at the moment,i may forgot some.

if you wanna request me for other character headcanons you wanna hear,i wouldnt mind that!,you can ask me in that box called "ask me/dodle request" (?) :)

[deanmafia]

I’ve Neglected y’all my lil munchkins 😢

I just made a Bill Dickey edit and some Headcanons :3

(Also bill looked adorable in that last pick😭)

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

🧡Bill Dickey Masterlist🧡

🖤- Personal Favorite

Fanfiction:

Brand New 🖤

Beauty Sleep

Extras:

SFW Alphabet 🖤

[freakybongg]

(Epilogue Eltingville cont)

So the reader used to be apart of the club like everyone else before the whole “Bill burning down Joe’s shop” fiasco that made everyone go their separate ways. I was thinking the reader probably didn’t keep up with anyone from the club and left on some pretty bad terms. So when they meet back up with the boys, things are tense and awkward. Eventually they get to talking things out (similar to Jerry and Bill did in the epilogue). You can decide whether things conclude well or poorly (I personally enjoy a happy ending but knowing these boys and their pettiness a little angst wouldn’t be surprising).

Is that enough info or should I give some more? I’m just spitballing off the top of my head lol. You can make things platonic or romantic, but either way the reader obviously had a close relationship to the club before hand. Also have the boys written separately if that’s not too much. But I wouldn’t mind if they’re grouped together if that’s easier for you. It’s your writing at the end of the day so write it however you want and feel would work best.

ELTINGVILLE CLUB EPILOGUE W READER (draft)

-draft, won’t finish. I had some help from @empanadaaaaaaa for Pete’s part!

BILL DICKEY

-Bill was surprised you even spoke to him, your voice was as caring as it was before. He thought you would hate him, after he bullied you so much, made fun of you and broke your stuff when you guys were little.

-Had a little talk with bill after Josh and Pete were talking about how they didn't want Bill there, you apologized to Bill for what they said, and you asked him how he was doing.

-He scoffed at almost anything you said, even if you weren't talking to him and made a smart remark, and all you did was.. nothing you just ignored it. He stopped eventually, realizing you weren't giving him a reaction.

-He got real mad you stood up for Mandi. He just couldn't believe you were siding with her instead of him, your childhood friend. But you were right and he knew that.

-He exposed some of your childhood secrets with the table, as a result of him being mad at you, and you were just silent, you glared at him from across the table, you got up, he flinched and you did nothing but walk past him and leave.

JOSH LEVY

-He was happy to see you, he hasn't seen you in years, you were the only one who didn't overly call him fat and stopped when he asked you too, you guys hung out without the group sometimes.

-You, Him and Pete were talking about the cool memories you guys had until Jerry came back with Bill and they started arguing with him.

-After it all got settled down you Pete and Josh were talking again, until everyone averted their eyes to Jerry's girlfriend, You were all surprised, she was really pretty tbh.

-Bill made some sexist comments and ruined the ENTIRE mood, Josh watched you stand up for her and Jerry, thought you looked pretty cool honestly.

-The table got real fucking quiet after Bill started spitting shit out of his ass about you, he wanted to say something but you just stormed off before anything. He watched Pete and Jerry give him shit about it when you were gone.

PETE

-When he first seen you, he started laughing, asking how you got here, Josh joined in and you guys were talking and Pete brings up how you stole 500 dollars from your parents and how they beat your ass in front of the entire town, you laughed it off but god was it embarrassing.

-After you all sit down, your sitting in the middle of Josh and Pete, He wouldn't leave you alone about the job he got at Sick Mofo. He talked to you about all the stuff he did in the job, It was kinda sick actually.

[kimulus0check]

I saw someone was taking eltingville asks and I fell to my knees like a dying man in the desert when he finds an oasis. Please Bill Dickey generals or like comfort and reverse comfort? I'll take anything... Please...

I’m bouncing off the walls of my enclosure, this one will be heavily leaning towards how he was in the pilot than in the comic if that’s chill

Warnings: not much other than bad habits and insecure Bill

Bill Dickey comfort headcanons

•Bill will never verbally tell you he wants you aloud.

•He would have you over at his mom’s house in his basement. watching something he hates but collected all the cds to as he info dumps about the misled plot and bad acting.

•while talking he’d graze your hand not realizing it’s there until you grab it in return. He would stop talking and get awkwardly quiet, not knowing what to do next. He’d like the contact but would never admit to it.

•so he freezes and hopes you decide for him.

•If you two are lying down or spending the night you are the big spoon or the one to initiate at first. Sometimes if you catch him in a mellowed mood he will turn to face you as you spoon him, and bury his face into your neck and fall asleep there.

•if you want comfort you’ll have to tell him or copy his method.

•he will hold your hand or wrap his arm around your waist In public, but it comes off more superficial and showing status of him having a partner.

•in private you would sit on the couch next to him and silently snuggle up next to him and he would let you get close.

•Bill doesn’t act this way to you out of malice, more of the unfamiliarity of the situation. He’s never had to confide in someone or have anyone this close before.

Sorry this one is short, I got more on the way!

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GUESS WHOS HEREEEEEEE!~

TRANS BILL DICKEY BE UPON YE!

(also you’re cool *transgenders your bill dickey*)

[skezzzoutofservice]

Really quick Bill doodles cuz I need to sleep

HEADCANON IG??

If Bill played Brawl Stars, he would main Edgar, Carl probably and maybe even Buzz, not very sure of those two but I'm 100% convinced that he's an Edgar main

choke him

[lampwick]