#bill dickey headcanons

[freakybongg]

Another eltingville related x reader: Teen Bill Dickey is actually asked out by a somewhat popular girl in his school?!?! How does he react?

Teen!Bill Dickey X Popular F!Reader

-Thinks you're trying to be funny at first, like bullying him. Seriously he just walks away and starts mumbling about how much of a slut you are or calling you out your name. You'll probably have to ask him out again and explain it to him.

-If you are popular, he has probably fantasized about you a time or two, So he might be a little desperate too, though he doesn't want you to be tricking him.

-The next time you ask he just says "Okay." nothing else and he walks away, You're a little confused but he leaves you a note to come to his basement on a certain date, if you go he's probably gonna introduce you to his sister, mom, and the club, mostly Josh to get him jealous.

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

Bill Dickey NSFW Alphabet

This is more so for the TV pilot version and not so much for the comic version. I LOVED it the moment i saw it and i’m so disappointed it was never picked up 😭 but at least we’re able to make our own content for it 🤷‍♀️

Please just remember that this is my interpretation, we can agree on some things and disagree on others, but that’s ok! If my interpretation isn’t for you then i encourage you to find content that works more for you and your interpretation. 💋

A- Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

- Every time, no matter what, he’s completely wiped out. He’ll always need a few minutes to lay down just to catch his breath and recollect himself. He doesn’t know much about proper aftercare, usually the videos he watches don’t include anything like it, and you have to remind him to do a few things afterwards for you to make sure that you still feel good too.

B- Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and their partner)

- His favorite body part on you isn’t a specific part of you he enjoys, it’s your silhouette. Whenever he sees the scantily clad girls in his comics or video games all he can imagine is you. He loves watching the way you walk and sometimes all he wants to do is stare.

- His favorite part of himself can’t be described because he doesn’t have one. It’s not that he doesn’t like any of them, quite the opposite, he thinks that every part of him is perfect. Every so often you’ll catch him admiring his own features in the mirror.

C- Cum (Anything to do with cum)

- Whenever he cums it’s in small spurts, and there’s a lot of it. The only time you’ll ever let him cum on you is when you’re in the shower and can wash it all away easily. Which is a shame because he loves to see different parts of you dripping with it, though his favorite place is your chest.

D- Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

- He likes being able to see you in those sexy cosplay outfits, but only if it’s for cosplay. He knows how much time and money it takes to make those things perfect, and he doesn’t want to ruin the artistry by ripping them off of you. He always prefers the simple every day things you wear. Plus, when you’re wearing those outfits when he’s with you, he’s able to see the jealous faces of everyone that stares.

E- Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

- Not at all. He has absolutely no experience other than his hand, his imagination, and the porn tapes he manages to find. Though he usually uses some of the things he’s seen in videos as help, for the most part he’ll need your instruction.

F- Favorite Position (Self Explanatory)

- Anything where there’s a mirror within view. He’s not into it all the time, but he loves being able to watch himself. He never has any preference, but for the most part he just enjoys missionary, he doesn’t think he can pull off the moves he sees some of the guys in his tapes doing.

G- Goofy (Are they more serious or humorous in the moment?)

- He tries to be serious but sometimes he tries a little too hard and it comes off that way, always making you giggle. It’s not exactly what he’s going for but he enjoys all the sounds you make so he doesn’t mind a few giggles. You always tell him to stop trying so hard, that he needs to just do what feels natural, but he always insists on trying to find another way to get you to finish.

H- Hair (How well groomed are they?)

- He’s never done any manscaping, but he keeps himself clean. He considers doing some trimming every now and then but he thinks that it might mess up the rhythm of things. He doesn’t want to mess anything up, especially when he’s just getting good at it.

I- Intimacy (How romantic are they in the moment?)

- He has a very basic understanding of romance and intimacy. He knows girls like things like candles, flower petals, soft music and things like that but he has no idea how to make the moment romantic outside of setting the scene. It took a few tries, but he’s finally getting the hang of going slow and taking his time with you rather than wanting to ravage you almost instantly.

J- Jerk Off (Masturbation headcanon)

- Nearly every night that he’s not with you he’s got his hand wrapped around his dick. And it’s always more than once. He has a habit of using his imagination whenever the opportunity arises and it makes it very difficult to not want to after being teased all day just by you looking so pretty. He has a little collection of pictures beneath his bed that you took for him, all dressed up in those skimpy little costumes he likes, and he makes sure to always pull them out whenever he needs some more inspiration.

K- Kink (One or more of their kinks)

- He doesn’t exactly have all of them figured out yet due to his inexperience, but he’s having a lot of fun figuring them out. So far, he really just enjoys all the basic bits of foreplay, but every now and then he’ll ask to try something out he saw in one of the X-rated tapes he has in his basement.

L- Location (Favorite places to do the deed)

- Currently he’s only comfortable doing it in three places: your room, his room, or the couch in his basement. He wants to get more comfortable doing it in other places, he just doesn’t consider himself experienced enough to be comfortable doing it anywhere else. Though every now and then he’ll get the thought of doing it in the car, or even in Josh’s bed just to rub it in his face further that he’s better than him.

M- Motivation (What turns them on?)

- Breathing?? There’s nothing you can’t do that WONT turn him on. He just finds everything you do so attractive, specifically because you’re the one doing it. Each time you mention needing a shower he’ll always offer to get in with you, scrubbing the floors and watching intently as you’re on your knees groaning from the scrubbing the stubborn stains of the floor, even just laying around in your two sizes too big pajamas and tied up hair that’s definitely skipped a wash day he still finds you so irresistible.

N- No (Something that they wouldn’t do)

- He doesn’t share. He’s absolutely thought about doing you while one, or all, of the guys watched but other than that he doesn’t want anyone else getting to see you the way he does. He also refuses to do anything that gets too extreme, he likes making you feel good, he doesn’t want it to get to a point where you’re hurting each other.

O- Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- Of course he prefers receiving, but he never complains when he has to return the favor. Whenever you go down on him it’s not long before he’s red in the face, scrunching his eyes shut as his head is laid back, one hand gripping whatever fabric he’s sitting on while the other is lazily holding your hair back. When he goes down on you he needs a lot of instruction. He has the basics of it down, and he’s been trying to remember all the things he can do to get you to make all the little noises he loves, but for the most part you’re looking down at him and petting the hair away from him face while sweetly telling him exactly what to do.

P- Pace (Are they fast and rough? Smooth and sensual? etc.)

- For the most part he likes to go fast, but he’s not necessarily rough with you. He’ll always start out slow to let you get used to his size filling you up again, but once he can feel himself gliding easily in and out of you he’ll anchor himself into the sheets and rut into you as fast as he can. You’re able to talk him into going slow and taking his time at least once every few times, but he has such a hard time keeping a slow pace with you. It becomes torturous for him sometimes, and it usually takes a promise of you being on top afterwards to fully convince him.

Q- Quickie (Their opinions on quickies)

- He wants to like them, but he wants to be able to enjoy the full experience of sex, it’s no fun when the process gets sped up. The thought crosses his mind often, especially when you bend over in a skirt or if he sees you wearing one of his shirts, but he knows that it’s just fuel he can use for later in bed.

R- Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

- It’s rare when Bill wants to take a risk. The riskiest thing you’ve done thus far is getting a little too loud while doing a bit of heavy petting while his friends are waiting for the club meeting to start downstairs. For the most part, he prefers to have everything be proper, he doesn’t have much confidence with sex yet so he wants to get used to doing all the normal things first before going out of his comfort zone.

S- Stamina (How many rounds can they go? How long can they last?)

- He acts like he can go all night with you but most of the time he’s wiped out after one round. He can’t help but put his all into each and every time with you. He’s even more exhausted than you by the time he’s done, panting on top of you while trying to catch his breath. He always wants to just lay there with you for a few moments, holding one another while he’s still buried deep inside you. He’s been trying to figure out how to keep his legs from getting so sore but it’s hard to stop every time he hears another little whine from you.

T- Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or on themselves?)

- He doesn’t mind if you use them on yourself, just as long as you show him how you like to use them. He used to be jealous of you using them, but as soon as you offered to show him how to use them on you his mind changed pretty quickly. He doesn’t love getting to use them but he knows that sometimes it’s harder for you to get off than him so as long as he’s the one using them to get you off he doesn’t mind one bit. He knows you’ll use them whenever he’s not around, he just wants you to tell him when you do. He likes hearing about how desired he is.

U- Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

- He doesn’t like to tease all that much, but he loves to be teased. He likes it when you get really flirtatious with him, but he has no idea what he’s doing. He’s still stuck in the phase of having a girlfriend where whenever you show a slight interest in him he still manages to get flustered and nervous. He does enjoy it when you take control, sometimes he just needs proper instruction to do it right.

V- Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make? etc.)

- He gets LOUD. He has a very difficult time holding back just how good you make him feel, and he doesn’t stick to just one sound either. He moans, he whimpers, he begs. It only gets difficult when he knows he has to keep quiet, though the only time he doesn’t hold back is when he knows the guys are waiting in his basement for him to come down and start their meeting. They’re down there waiting for him, all while he’s upstairs with a girl they could never imagine themselves with.

W- Wild Card (Random headcanon)

- He loves cockwarming. Something about it is so comforting for him, and it’s nice to know that he doesn’t always have to deliver with going all the way. Sometimes he just wants the sensation of your bodies fitting together so perfectly.

X- X-Ray (What’s going on under the waistband?)

- He’s not massive by any means, but he’s not small either. He’s average in every way, and though he doesn’t like it all too much, you think it’s absolutely perfect for you. He’s a solid 6 inches when he’s hard, 3 inches when he’s soft, though the hair he refuses to trim makes it look smaller to him. He constantly wishes he was bigger, but every time he complains you always show him how much you love his size.

Y- Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

- INSANELY high. There’s not a moment of the day where filthy thoughts of you don’t run around in his head. It’s a little hard to keep up with, but once you tell him that you don’t always have the energy to do it as much as he wants to he tones it down a little bit. If he had any say in it, you’d never leave the bedroom.

Z- Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep after?)

- He knocks out pretty quickly afterwards. He doesn’t immediately fall asleep, but he does need a few moments to rest after doing all that work. Bill always puts his all into every time he fucks you, no matter what position or how long the foreplay is, it’s very tiring for both of you afterwards.

[tismtron]

Can you drop some general dating eltingville club member hcs? It doesn’t matter who i genuinely just crave more fanfiction content of any of them

Absolutely I love these ugly loser boys

The Eltingville Club Headcanons

Pete Dinunzio

•Pete is the shortest of the club at 5’7, but the one who grounds everyone else with common sense, Although he is very impulsive himself.

•He was raised mainly by his father and had multiple siblings in his house. Though his father doesn’t support his horror movies or in his words “nerd shit.”

•mainly joined the club cause they are weirder than he is but supports his hobbies and interests so it give him some solace.

•Canonically into horror porn and cannibal flicks. I think he has paraphilia. He thinks cannibalism is very intimate, eating someone so they’re apart of you and all the time and dedication it takes to eat the entire body intrigues him.

•goes broke every Halloween cause he’s buying shit for either his collection or for his room. I like to think his birthday is in October.

•Has anger issues but not to the degree as bill or Josh do,and that comforts him in some way. Makes him feel better about himself. (He’d never tell them that.)

•wants to be covered in tattoos when he’s older, but in reality he’d probably just get five or six on his arms.

•tried to smoke cigarettes but his dad caught him and made him smoke the whole pack.

•his father and siblings harass him the way that some households do when one them picks up a neither hobby and bullies them cause it’s weird.

•very sweet if he likes you. Will show affection in his own way like asking you to watch horror flicks or info dumping about his favorite slashers or the new dvd set he bought.

Jerry Stokes

•Jerry is the voice of reason that no one listens to. He lives with his mother and father as an only child.

•I like to believe his parents are conservative or religious and don’t like when his fantasy interests because they think it’s immoral or something.

•(taking this headcanon from Tahawkydingo on ao3) his parents found his porn stash of fantasy cosplay pinups and they sent him to gay conversion camp.

•Is autistic but his parents deny that he is. vocally stims with his bidibidi bit and hyper fixates on fantasy. Wants to go to a renaissance fair so bad but no one wants to go with him.

• his parents treat him differently after his parents came to terms with him having autism and they unintentionally belittle him, he stays with the club because they don’t baby him like his parents do.

•has watched every fantasy movie from the eighties at least four times.

•avid weezer listener

Bill Dicky

•snarky fuck. Will always try to get the last say in an argument and gets very butt hurt if he doesn’t.

• He lives with his mom and younger sister. His mom has full custody of him so he never sees his father.

•one thing I saw is that Bill is usually the one to throw the first punch besides Josh. I theorize that his dad used to get physical with him and it hasn’t really clicked with him that he was abused and think it’s normal.

•male manipulator by the book definition of antisocial personality disorder in the comics, average smiths listener in the pilot.

• tried to work at gamestop or Blockbuster but either got denied for having expired dvd returns or stole.

Josh levvy

•lives with his mother and father. I think of him as the youngest sibling if he ever had any brothers or sisters.

•His parents are Jewish and if he showered more he’d have natural curls. Without his glasses he can only see blobs of color, his vision is getting worse.

•it’s cannon that he only eats things that have collectibles in them and hates doing it. But I think he’s always been insecure of his body for a long time and is at the point where he doesn’t care what people see him like some tub of lard because his self esteem is low.

•secretly feels that he’d never measure up to the expectations his parents give him so he doubles down.

•His dad used to get physical with him as a kid as a punishment, like belting or smacking him up side the head if he says something wrong. So he got more aggressive when someone made him upside or says something he doesn’t like.

•collects not even for fun, just to have. Because it’s become such a big part of himself he doesn’t know what to do if he stops.

[skezzzoutofservice]

I love mixing my interests

Y'ALL SEE MY VISION RIGHT???

[zillywalten]

Is it a hot take that I think some people demonize Bill ??

Like yeah, he's an asshole and a very bad person, but I've seen some shit that just makes him look like the worst person on earth. Like, this guy is a pathetic asshole, but I've seen people portray him as an evil mastermind. I know the "uwu soft boy" fanon is very annoying to see, and I'm not saying it happens in this fandom, but I feel like some people are afraid of portraying him like that, so they go to the other extreme, which is also a very inaccurate fanon.

Characters are not two-dimensional, you can't just grab the labels of "evil" or "good" and go on a full Flanderization of the character, it just makes whatever you create with it not enjoyable or interesting.

[moreaulover]

Eltingville club ranked by how likely they are to support queer people (#pride!):

Jerry- grew up to be the most well adjusted, he seems like an ally, he came to me in a dream and told me so himself (unfortunately would suffer from "I grew up in a marginalizing climate" but works to unlearn most of that and tries to understand)

Josh- maybe queer? Dorkin (we are not on a first name basis) on Twitter said it's up to the reader to decide what a lot of Bill's comments could imply, would still have some odd things to say queer or not

Pete- defends the homoerotisism in iwtv and claims it's classic vampire shit, seems like he would fetishize me (a lesbian) or any queer woman, definitely has many awful things to say but ultimately I don't think he'd freak out or anything, just fairly weird

Bill- my heart says no but my head says he's absolutely the worst ever. Awful comments, awful reaction, very weird about it. Bill is a loose canon on a hair trigger, either going to just argue with you about it and actively antagonize you (ect ect ect) or actually flips out (like that one dog flip video) personally you would not see me coming out to him but fortunately he would never be on good terms with me in the first place

[nicohastegridy]

Bill Dickey headcanons,but im actually projecting myself into him /hj

-he find hot and funny the hospital scene from Evangelion... -listen radiohead,nirvana,the smiths,and would ask you: "name 3 songs" if he saw someone with a Nirvana shirt -relates to "Creep" by Radiohead -mommy issues.... (kinda canon althought) -anxious person but doesnt show it (but is kinda obvious) -when he's angry or anxious tends in chews his inner cheek,lips,his nails and the skin around it,bite his hands and fingers and scratches his pimples -he would relate to any sigma male character lol -doesnt bathe often,unless he feels his hair dirty -lactose intolerant -yells and insults at kids,mostly online -tends in forgot to eat actual food and eats snacks or junk food -loves Coke-cola -picky eater with the texture and taste -HATES physical contact,he would yell at you if you touch him without ask him -hyperfocus playing videogames or watching any show/movie -bad at paying attention in class,he's not the best student,such as not make his homework,get into arguments with the classmates (even fights) and teachers for dumb things,annoy his classmates,steal school supplies,and more things

well,those are some headcanons i have at the moment,i may forgot some.

if you wanna request me for other character headcanons you wanna hear,i wouldnt mind that!,you can ask me in that box called "ask me/dodle request" (?) :)

[thereals1llybean]

Uns headcanons foda que eu tenho dos meninos de The Eltingville Club

1 — o Pete é um bissexual homofóbico 💔

2 — O Bill tem tipo um bichinho de pelúcia do super-herói favorito dele que ele até dorme agarradinho (mas que sempre escondeu por causa de sua "reputação")

3 — O Jerry já comprou uma versão pirata de Zelda,que ele se arrependeu de ter comprado e depois deu pro Willoughby

(o melhor pro final 😎)

4 — O Josh comeu raspa de parede enquando era pequeno só por pura curiosidade

[deanmafia]

I’ve Neglected y’all my lil munchkins 😢

I just made a Bill Dickey edit and some Headcanons :3

(Also bill looked adorable in that last pick😭)

[aaaaaa1234566890]

GUESS WHOS HEREEEEEEE!~

TRANS BILL DICKEY BE UPON YE!

(also you’re cool *transgenders your bill dickey*)

[freakybongg]

(Epilogue Eltingville cont)

So the reader used to be apart of the club like everyone else before the whole “Bill burning down Joe’s shop” fiasco that made everyone go their separate ways. I was thinking the reader probably didn’t keep up with anyone from the club and left on some pretty bad terms. So when they meet back up with the boys, things are tense and awkward. Eventually they get to talking things out (similar to Jerry and Bill did in the epilogue). You can decide whether things conclude well or poorly (I personally enjoy a happy ending but knowing these boys and their pettiness a little angst wouldn’t be surprising).

Is that enough info or should I give some more? I’m just spitballing off the top of my head lol. You can make things platonic or romantic, but either way the reader obviously had a close relationship to the club before hand. Also have the boys written separately if that’s not too much. But I wouldn’t mind if they’re grouped together if that’s easier for you. It’s your writing at the end of the day so write it however you want and feel would work best.

ELTINGVILLE CLUB EPILOGUE W READER (draft)

-draft, won’t finish. I had some help from @empanadaaaaaaa for Pete’s part!

BILL DICKEY

-Bill was surprised you even spoke to him, your voice was as caring as it was before. He thought you would hate him, after he bullied you so much, made fun of you and broke your stuff when you guys were little.

-Had a little talk with bill after Josh and Pete were talking about how they didn't want Bill there, you apologized to Bill for what they said, and you asked him how he was doing.

-He scoffed at almost anything you said, even if you weren't talking to him and made a smart remark, and all you did was.. nothing you just ignored it. He stopped eventually, realizing you weren't giving him a reaction.

-He got real mad you stood up for Mandi. He just couldn't believe you were siding with her instead of him, your childhood friend. But you were right and he knew that.

-He exposed some of your childhood secrets with the table, as a result of him being mad at you, and you were just silent, you glared at him from across the table, you got up, he flinched and you did nothing but walk past him and leave.

JOSH LEVY

-He was happy to see you, he hasn't seen you in years, you were the only one who didn't overly call him fat and stopped when he asked you too, you guys hung out without the group sometimes.

-You, Him and Pete were talking about the cool memories you guys had until Jerry came back with Bill and they started arguing with him.

-After it all got settled down you Pete and Josh were talking again, until everyone averted their eyes to Jerry's girlfriend, You were all surprised, she was really pretty tbh.

-Bill made some sexist comments and ruined the ENTIRE mood, Josh watched you stand up for her and Jerry, thought you looked pretty cool honestly.

-The table got real fucking quiet after Bill started spitting shit out of his ass about you, he wanted to say something but you just stormed off before anything. He watched Pete and Jerry give him shit about it when you were gone.

PETE

-When he first seen you, he started laughing, asking how you got here, Josh joined in and you guys were talking and Pete brings up how you stole 500 dollars from your parents and how they beat your ass in front of the entire town, you laughed it off but god was it embarrassing.

-After you all sit down, your sitting in the middle of Josh and Pete, He wouldn't leave you alone about the job he got at Sick Mofo. He talked to you about all the stuff he did in the job, It was kinda sick actually.

[spookyscarydemonbabe]

🧡Bill Dickey Masterlist🧡

🖤- Personal Favorite 💞-NSFW

Fanfiction:

Brand New 🖤

Beauty Sleep

Extras:

SFW Alphabet 🖤

NSFW Alphabet 🖤💞

[tismtron]

I saw someone was taking eltingville asks and I fell to my knees like a dying man in the desert when he finds an oasis. Please Bill Dickey generals or like comfort and reverse comfort? I'll take anything... Please...

I’m bouncing off the walls of my enclosure, this one will be heavily leaning towards how he was in the pilot than in the comic if that’s chill

Warnings: not much other than bad habits and insecure Bill

Bill Dickey comfort headcanons

•Bill will never verbally tell you he wants you aloud.

•He would have you over at his mom’s house in his basement. watching something he hates but collected all the cds to as he info dumps about the misled plot and bad acting.

•while talking he’d graze your hand not realizing it’s there until you grab it in return. He would stop talking and get awkwardly quiet, not knowing what to do next. He’d like the contact but would never admit to it.

•so he freezes and hopes you decide for him.

•If you two are lying down or spending the night you are the big spoon or the one to initiate at first. Sometimes if you catch him in a mellowed mood he will turn to face you as you spoon him, and bury his face into your neck and fall asleep there.

•if you want comfort you’ll have to tell him or copy his method.

•he will hold your hand or wrap his arm around your waist In public, but it comes off more superficial and showing status of him having a partner.

•in private you would sit on the couch next to him and silently snuggle up next to him and he would let you get close.

•Bill doesn’t act this way to you out of malice, more of the unfamiliarity of the situation. He’s never had to confide in someone or have anyone this close before.

Sorry this one is short, I got more on the way!

[skezzzoutofservice]

Really quick Bill doodles cuz I need to sleep

HEADCANON IG??

If Bill played Brawl Stars, he would main Edgar, Carl probably and maybe even Buzz, not very sure of those two but I'm 100% convinced that he's an Edgar main

choke him

[lampwick]

[daisymoomoo]

Alright I'm sick and tired of JUST trans Bill Dickey. We are going to be fixating on GNC/genderfluid Jerry for now on. No arguments.