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ketyym · 3 years ago

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grapefruiters · 4 years ago

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@ backseat gamers with anxiety

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A screenshot of dead cells gameplay during a boss fight. The screen is filled with zombie-like monsters in a pixel style that are obscured by a yellow glow. To the right, there is a blue bubble-like explosion. In the middle is a bar with text, "heal me @/sandonthebreeze! (Press 1)." At the top of the screen is a red bar to indicate the health of a boss. It is filled up at about ten percent. At the bottom is a bar to indicate player health. It is at less than ten percent, and part of it is glowing to indicate that health is being lost. Above this bar is brian david gilbert on a bike with a video game controller in his hand. He looks like he's concentrating.

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I love to watch streams, but sights like this stress me out. One tip i've found helpful is to look at the boss bar. You can see the slow loss of health and focus on that instead of the player's loss of health or whatever else is going on on screen. If there is no boss bar, find something else. A single enemy, or something else. Make sure to remember that you aren't playing. It's just a game, and all the bright flashes and colors don't mean anything. Above all, remember that it's ok to turn a stream off or leave the room if you're feeling overwhelmed. Stay safe out there, and good luck with your endeavors :)

#This is something i know i struggle with so i hope i can help yall #also it was my first time doing an image ID so i hope that went ok #anxiety tips #ask to tag #Just normal bathroom stuff

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rsbry-beret · 5 years ago

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Situation After Situation

Yes, it IS more Tobin x Leif

Find it on Ao3 here :)

Leif adjusted his glasses for the third time in as many minutes, and Tobin knew something was up.

“Bro.” Tobin scooted his chair backwards so he was sitting next to Leif. “What’s shakin’?”

Leif stared at him blankly for a second before gesturing pointlessly at the computer screen. “Emails.”

“Cool, cool. I see that, I respect that. I raise you, snack break?”

Leif’s shoulders looked tense. He lifted his glasses to rub his eyes, and Tobin noticed the heavy shadows beneath them. Man, he was an awful friend, not even noticing how tired Leif looked. They should revoke his bro card.

“I can’t, Tobin. I really have to get this done.” He smiled apologetically, the one he used on Joan and Zoey, not the one he usually used with Tobin.

Tobin frowned and stood up, moving behind Leif. “Okay bro, fine. You can do your emails or whatever, but I’m giving you a shoulder massage while you do them.”

Leif froze up even more. “Uh, what?” he said, voice suddenly high.

Tobin lay his hands firmly on Leif’s shoulders. “I’m gonna give you a massage. You need to chill, dude. You look exhausted, and you’re never going to actually get shit done if you can’t even keep your eyes open.” Tobin started rubbing Leif’s shoulders.

“Right. Right, okay.” Life’s voice was still high. “Thanks, man.” After a second, Leif continued typing on his keyboard.

After a few minutes Tobin started to feel his muscles relax. Good. He leaned over Leif’s shoulder to see what he was typing and saw that he had stopped doing stuff. “Dude, are you finished?”

Leif started. “Uh, yeah. Yeah, I am. Sorry, guess I zoned out for a second there.”

Tobin dropped his hands and smiled at Leif when he turned around. “Cool man! Snack break?”

“Sure,” Leif replied, voice still weird and high. He rubbed his arm awkwardly and began walking towards the cereal bar. “Sounds good. Bro.”

When Leif walked in the door of their apartment he looked completely drained.

It was past Tobin why Leif always insisted on biking to work. The bus was faster, and dry when it rained, and it wasn’t like Leif didn’t get any exercise- he worked at a standing desk all day, he jogged on the weekends, he was a healthy guy.

And anyway, on the days when Leif stayed up late gaming or worrying or working, he was always so tired the next day, and yet he still insisted that he couldn’t break the habit. It drove Tobin nuts.

So when Tobin saw Leif, droopy shoulders and glasses askew, he couldn’t not say something.

“Dude. Come lay down.”

Leif dropped his keys on the table and dropped onto the couch without comment. Wordlessly, he spread out, resting his head on Tobin’s lap and closing his eyes.

Tobin held still for a second before turning the tv on, absentmindedly flipping through the channels until he landed on a nature documentary. Tobin thought they were boring, but he knew Leif liked listening to them when he needed to get to sleep.

The British narrator said something about butterfly migration and Tobin felt Leif melt into his lap. He reached out and started gently carding his hand through his hair. The shaved part at the back felt weird and a little scratchy, and the top felt slightly stiff, like Leif had styled it with something, but then Leif let out a big sigh and seemed to drop off into sleep, so Tobin didn’t bother stopping.

The hours dragged on.

Eventually the tv ran out of documentaries, so Tobin turned it off before it cut to the evening news.

He probably should get up and start dinner, or at least call for takeout, but that would require standing to get his phone, and that seemed like the worst choice he could make, so he just sighed and finally let himself drift off too, leaning against the armrest and with his hand still resting in Leif’s hair.

When he woke up the next morning, Leif had already left for his Saturday jog.

Tobin watched Leif’s leg shake up and down underneath the conference table. He had a presentation after Zoey, and clearly he was freaking out about it.

Personally, Tobin didn’t think he had anything to be worried about. Zoey was smart, sure, but she wasn’t a genius like Leif was, and she was way less charming.

But clearly Leif didn’t get the memo.

Quietly, without looking at him, Tobin reached out underneath the table and set his hand on Leif’s knee.

It immediately stopped shaking.

And then, very slowly, Tobin felt Leif’s hand move to lay on top of his.

When Leif stood to present, he smiled at Tobin, small and private and grateful, and Tobin smiled back.

Leif’s presentation was totally fly, to nobody’s surprise except apparently Leif. Tobin had insisted on going out to celebrate, and Leif hadn’t objected, so they were at a bar and Tobin was smiling and so was Leif and it was actually kinda perfect.

Tobin watched the lights flash blue-pink-blue on Leif’s face. He looked dangerously kissable which, woah, drunk-Tobin thinks some pretty weird thoughts. He was gonna put that thought in a box, and then burn that box. Mentally. Not really burn things- at this point he was pretty sure his alcohol concentration was so high that he’d burst into flames just by standing near a fire, although considering the fact that part of his brain was still wondering what it’d be like to touch Leif’s cheek, maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

Tobin threw back another shot.

If he was being honest with himself, he’d been thinking about kissing Leif long before that night. He just had a very kissable face. And personality. Can a person’s personality be kissable? Tobin didn’t want to think about this. He couldn’t stop thinking about this.

God, he’d been staring too long, right? What was a totally heterosexual thing to do to diffuse this weird tension?

Oh god, wait, this meant he wasn’t heterosexual. Put it in the box, Tobin.

“Bro!” he said suddenly, slamming his empty glass on the countertop. Leif looked at him funnily. “Bro! We need like�� a… handshake.”

“A handshake?”

“Yeah, man. Dude. A secret handshake.” Tobin stood up and immediately sat down again. Bad idea. Dizzy. “For best friends. A best friend secret handshake. We’re best friends, right Leif?”

Leif smiled softly, finally looking away from Tobin to trace patterns on the bar counter with his pinky finger. “Yeah, Tobes. We’re best friends.”

“Good. Good good good. You’re a- you’re a good best friend, Leif. We need a handshake.”

Leif looked up again, then turned on his stool to face Tobin, smiling indulgently. Some corner of Tobin’s head was aware that he was much more sober than Tobin was, but he was mostly too focused on holding back the kiss him kiss him kiss him on the lips and the forehead and the cheek and the top of his head part of his thoughts to worry about much else.

Tobin turned messily, facing Leif. Their knees bumped. “Okay. Okay okay. So it starts with a fist bump.”

Leif held out a fist agreeably. Tobin tried to hit it and missed it, twice. Leif laughed and stood, only staggering a little.

“Maybe we should go home, Tobin.”

“No, dude,” Tobin whined. “What about our handshake?”

Leif looked at the floor and then back up again. “We can make one tomorrow.”

“Promise dude?” Tobin stood up and almost fell over. Leif’s arm caught him and pulled him close to his side, keeping him upright.

“Yeah.” Leif looked down at him. They were so close. “Promise.” He pushed Tobin away, just a little. He was still close enough to lean on Leif for support but not so close as to… do anything else.

Tobin dug out his wallet and put two twenty dollar bills on the counter. They headed home.

Leif was hiding in an isolation pod again.

Tobin wanted to respect his boundaries, he really did, and usually when Leif ran off somewhere alone it was because he wanted to be alone. He was smart like that, didn’t push people away when he really needed company or whatever like Tobin did sometimes.

It was just that Leif had looked really sad this morning. And his eyes were all puffy and red like he was about to start crying, and his nails were uneven in the way they only got when he started chewing them from stress.

It was just that Tobin had recently come to the terms that he was in love with his best friend. And his best friend was sad. And Tobin didn’t think he could just… watch him be sad.

So when everybody was out for lunch, Tobin rapped a little rhythm on the door of Leif’s isolation pod, then opened it without waiting for a response.

Leif was staring at something past his laptop screen, crying. He hadn’t even looked up.

Silently, Tobin awkwardly climbed inside with Leif, curled around him, and closed the door. Leif just buried his face in Tobin’s shoulder, and Tobin’s hand came up to rest on his lower back, tracing small circles there.

“Hey, Leif,” he eventually said.

“Hey, Tobin,” Leif responded, voice cracking.

“Do you want to talk about it?”

“No.”

And so they didn’t. Tobin just stayed there, intertwined with Leif, until he was too tired to keep crying.

+1.

Tobin hadn’t ever been this angry before in his life. Yeah, he started a fist fight when someone insulted Brian David Gilbert and sure, he may have been the one to toilet paper James Tanner’s house when he had called Tobin names that didn’t bear repeating in High School, but he’d never felt like this.

He’d never felt like he could really, actually hurt someone. He’d never had his vision blur, never had his hands start shaking so bad that they automatically curled into fists.

If this guy said another word about Leif Donnelly, Tobin didn’t want to think about what he might do.

Leif reached out and touched Tobin’s shoulder. Leif turned Tobin away from the guy at the bar, and led him out of the building, and to the bus, and through their apartment doorway, and Tobin could still feel his brain buzzing but-

But it was better, now. Softer. Not gone, still angry, but Leif was looking at him like he was something precious and it was pretty hard to be mad at the moment.

And then Leif tugged Tobin close, to his chest, and wrapped his arms around his sides, and Tobin didn’t feel anything close to angry anymore.

Just warm.

Tobin brought his hands up, around Leif’s hips, and held on for dear life. He felt lips brush the crown of his head, so softly, and then he felt Leif try to pull away, and he just held on tighter.

The lights weren’t flashing, and there wasn’t any documentary playing in the background, and there weren’t any emails, just… just the two of them, hugging in their apartment.

And everything was going to be okay.

Title from the song Heaven I Need A Hug by R. Kelly :)

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medea10 · 5 years ago

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Medea Plays Pokemon Sword: Part III

The NO BEDE episode!

I do like these random campsites on the different routes. You can tinker with different curry recipes and see their different pokemon. So far, the Eeveelution tent is my favorite.

I got a cute shot of Umbreon and Espeon. And then I visited an all-cat tent!

Oh dear God.

Okay, these are some judgey-ass cat pokemon. They don’t like me making the curry.

Time for Circhester. I’ll check out the hotel first.

Don’t worry, it wasn’t a murder. Apparently some berries went missing.

True culprit.

You sir, are no Phoenix Wright.

Let’s head to the gym.

A trap? Are we talking about pitfalls or landmines? Because I really don’t want a, “SURPRISE! Your leg just blew off”.

Fuck this gym.

Like seriously, fuck this gym.

Melony’s gym in Pokemon Shield is going to be just as screwy as this one, isn’t it? I’ll find out when I play Shield.

Thankfully I made it through Gordie’s challenge with my limbs in functioning order.

Let’s head off to Route 9.

These guys again! They’re crazy fucks, but I love them.

This is the part of the game where you get the bike upgrade that allows you to ride on water. Just heads up if you’re going to retrace your steps in earlier parts of the game, on the other side of those waters lays some pretty powerful pokemon (level 50+). Just FYI.

So the Yell twats shut up all of Spkemuth so Marnie and I have to go in through the back entrance.

At least this place isn’t like Po Town in Alola. I have to pay to get my pokemon healed at their center. This center thankfully has a Nurse Joy.

Okay time to meet the gym leader Piers...oh God.

I already have a severe distrust for this guy if he’s British and has the name of Piers. And you can all blame Piers Morgan for that! Because Piers Morgan has the likability of a chapped ass-crack.

So what’s this guy like?

OH MY VARIOUS DEITIES!

It’s like if David Bowie, Marilyn Manson, and Sid Vicious all puked on a pentagram made of Hot Topic gear and this fucker emerges.

I fucking love this.

Can I get tickets to your next show?

Can I officially join Team Yell?

But first, gotta get past the tossers in the gym challenge.

Okay...this feels like I’m walking in Downtown Oakland...AT NIGHT.

Why is there a Kanto Mr. Mime he...oh, who the hell cares?

I have a feeling that I’m about to be yelled at from these blokes in the window.

Fucking psychic!

Oh my God, these fuckers are insane.

*snorts*

Marnie is officially best girl.

Okay 7th gym battle time (no Dynamax).

Needless to say, I got my badge.

And I made Team Yell cry (even the pokemon).

Then we get a brother/sister moment between Piers and Marnie. Yeah, they’re siblings.

No Gym Leader Marnie for now.

Also, I say Piers is trans, try to change my mind.

I’m already tinkering with story ideas now!

Immediately after winning the 7th gym, an incident happens.

And Champion Hammy comes in to save the day!

See what I mean?

I’m gonna take a break from gyms and go back to the wild area to...

You know what? I’m sick of you fat squrrelys coming unannounced when I’m trying to get rare berries. For fuck’s sake, fat squirrely looks like the Gilbert Grape mother squirrel from that one American Dad episode.

Anyways...made some new dishes with some rare items.

I feel bad for that last one. We’re gleefully eating Slowpoke tails. Why does this seem so wrong?

And now ladies and gentlemen, fucked up Pokedex entries!

The last several games have given us some pretty messed up entries. Let’s see if Sword continues the tradition.

O____O

What in the actual shit?!

I know this one’s on my team and I nicknamed her Hepburn. Now I’m wondering if I should rename her...

Yuno Gasai

So it purposely aims for someone’s face? What a dick!

Oh ghost type pokemon, don’t ever stop being fucked up!

Uhhhhh...if I remember correctly, Haunter licked Ash’s Charmander in season one.

In fact, this moment was shown in the first OP theme FOR OVER 80 EPISODES! That’s the second time Charmander almost died if that’s the case!

So Gourgeist’s body gives off sounds of wailing souls in Hell? Mind if I steal from the Nostalgia Critic?

“A FAMILY PICTURE GAME”

These children you’re guiding, are they alive or dead?

It eats about 8 lbs of sugar a day? Do pokemon develop Diabetes?

This...makes sense.

I mean Galarian Darmanitan kinda resembeles Stinky Wizzleteats and he’s been known to steal food from people around this time of year.

Oh yeah...I made it happen...

Winston evolved.

And I immediately had regrets. Especially after watching Pokemon this morning and seeing this little breadloaf!

Koharu, never evolve the thunder-butt.

Another evolution happened.

Congratulations! Your Assistant Sonia has evolved into Professor Sonia.

Final gym time.

God, I hope that isn’t an ad for male enhancement drugs.

I defeated Raihan and his double battle challenge.

This dude took a selfie while Dynamaxing.

You and Leon seem to be more than just friends.

I think I found the cog in the Leon x Sonia ship.

More like an 8 inch dick-wrench, eh? Nudge Nudge, wink wink, say no more!

Now that I have all 8 badges, I can capture all those nuclear strength pokemon in the wild parts. Like...

No way!

Oh, fuck naw!

Get away from me you floating rice balls!

I’m looking for Ditto, not you fast mother fuckers!

I did manage to get a few decent catches like Gallade and Glaceon. As long as I don’t run into anymore surprises...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Nope, still can’t handle Mr. Mime.

To be continued.

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exculis · 4 years ago

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it is 8 am. Brian David Gilbert is streaming. I enter the stream. He is very out of breath and on an exercise bike.

#well #i cant say its a BAD idea #is it weird? very #but i have nothing else to watch rn so.

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cinnamon-shakes · 4 years ago

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Today Karen Han directly encouraged people to bully me.

#I'm okay with this #Chat summarised slightly for your reading convenience #It's not my fault i like puns #Biking David Gilbert #polygon posts #kind of

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girlfriendsofthegalaxy · 5 years ago

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for the soft asks, 4, 7, or 17?

an account on social media whose posts make you smile whatever the fuck brian david gilbert is up to. if i’m not careful i’m also going to turn into a deranged video-making academic but for scicomm or sewing instead of video games

a bath, shower, beauty or toiletry product that makes you feel revived, or that you always re-order when it’s running out the only product i have any sort of brand loyalty to bc it’s cheap as fuck, like most mens’ products, is barbasol shaving cream. i have used it for (christ on a bike) a decade. it’s like a dollar. it’s exactly the same as ““““ladies’“““““shaving cream except it doesn’t smell like much of anything and i go through approximately one can every eight months as opposed to one tiny thing of eos shaving cream every two months. fancy razors are also not worth it, the cheapest double-bladed ones you can fine will be perfectly adequate. my last summer job did not require me to shave at all and that part at least was glorious

put on moisturizer with sunscreen every day. i use this one bc it’s cheap as fuck and i get too precious with it if it’s expensive. remember to get your neck and your décolletage (if applicable). do you want to look like you’re melting if we all survive to be old? i thought not. put the goddamn moisturizer on and change your pillowcases love you all bye

#the purest form of love i have ever received was last may when i went to visit my aunt for ten days #and she bought me full sizes of color safe shampoo & conditioner as just like a Nice Hostess thing #reader i teared the fuck up #answered #ty!!!#blysse-and-blunder

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nellscape · 6 years ago

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Full PokéRap By Brian David Gilbert

With full lyrics written out by me cause I had nothing better to do

I want to be the best…best...best…best

I want to be the best…best…best

Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle

Caterpie, Butterfree, Wurmple

Scorburry, Sobble and Grookey

Lickitung and Lickilicky

Haxorus, Cofagrigus

Poliwrath, Mismagius

Fraxure, Crabrawler, Dewpider

Shellder, Cloyster, Haunter, Grimer

Golurk

Luxio, Swampert

Lilligant, Tynamo, Seismitoad, Politoed, Palpitoad, Seel

Parasect, Trevenant, Toxapex, Spheal

Mandibuzz, Scatterbug, Graveler, Pelipper

Elgyem, Pikipek, Clawitzer, Conkeldurr

Probopass, Scolipede, Delibird, Ursaring

Blaziken, Fennekin, Quilladin, Nidoking

SKRELP

Alakazam, Patrat

Woobat, Swoobat, Crobat, Golbat, Zubat

Poochyena, Carracosta

Teddiursa, Umbreon

Alomomola, Chikorita

Gothorita, Druddigon

Snorunt, Tyrunt, Charjabug

Ninjask, Yamask, Avalugg

Finneon, Drapion, Jolteon, Sylveon

Glaceon, Espeon, Jigglypuff

Igglybuff, Wigglytuff

Delmise, Servine, Rockruff

Porygon, Porygon Z, Porygon 2, Ribombee

Skuntang, Klang, Klinklang

Miltank and Mitang, Luxray

Pidgey, Hitmonlee

Skitty, Happiny, Mudbray

Lotad, Durant, Serperior

Gourgeist, Stoutland, Exeggutor

Abra, Seadra, Nidorina

Dewott, Chesnaught, Primarina

Omanyte, Dragonite, Charizard

Magnemite, Meditite, Dusknoir

Ivysaur, Venusaur, Minior, Garbodor

Ariados, Tyranitar

Glameow, Meowth, Exploud

Wobbuffet, Furret, Bellsprout

Starmie, Starly, Frogadier

Delcatty, Escavalier

Venonat, Poliwag, Hippopotas

Spinarak, Marowak, Jumpluff, Feebas

Foongus, Amoonguss and Pidgeotto

Weepinbell, Victreebel, Hakamo-o

Aurorus, Aromatisse

Medicham, Mamoswine, Slurpuff, Flabébé

Feraligatr, Eevee

Sigilyph, Elekid, Anorith, Inkay

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL

Rowlet, Golett, Honedge, Archen, Croconaw

GOTTA CATCH ‘EM ALL

Sentret, Pignite, Bergmite, Mantyke, Kakuna

Sudowoodo, Wishiwashi

Popplio, Abomasnow

Charmeleon, Darumaka

Hariyama, Sharpedo

Whiscash, Raticate, Sableye

Sandslash, Kricketune, Cutiefly

Beautifly, Togepi, Volcarona

Magnezone, Lunatone, Roggenrola

Samurott, Oshawott, Whimsicott, Kangaskhan

Larvitar, Pupitar, Omastar, Kecleon

Togekiss, Simisage, Nidoqueen, Cottonee

Forretress, Salamence, Jellicent, Bunnelby

Piloswine, Carnivine

Illumise and Remoraid

I think we are done with the triplet rap

So now let’s rap to educate

Alright, here we go!

Are you ready, friends? Hey, come on!

Let’s learn a little something from the Pokémon!

There’s Persian and Mudsdale, Donphan and Huntail

Sandyghast, Nosepass, Froslass, Lapras!

I love to say the Pokémon but here’s the catch

Saying them all kinda seems Farfetch’d

Let me Axew a question

Wanna help me out?

It’s time to Throh in more names!

Come on give me a shout!

Those Pokémon are Tentacool!

And those Pokémon are trash!

Combee my friend, I’ve got more to say!

And if we Diglett-le deeper we can learn today!

So why not get Comfey? Don’t be Krabby or blue

Here are some lessons and I Rotom 4 U!

If you Muk around in class, you’ll be distraught!

Don’t Bidoof-us, just study a lot!

If you’re Slaking in school, you’ll drop out sooner!

And abstinence is key, or you’ll get a Mime Jr.

Swanna grab some candy for a sweet treat?

Amaura-mazing snack is a Pichu can eat!

Bewear of Shiftry strangers who offer you hugs

And don’t stick forks into Eelectrik plugs!

Wear a Shelmet when you Rhydon bikes

Keep a well-stocked Bagon extra-long hikes!

Make sure to stay away from that Ferroseed

And that’s just one name people have for weed!

There’s Pansage and Slowbro, Oddish and Bonsly

Tropius, Seedot, Nuzleaf and Stunky!

And Blissey, Loudred, Dewgong and Goodra

Bounsweet, Bayleaf, Hypno and Munna!

You’ll be Drowzee if you Swellow that Tangrowth smoke!

Also Koffing and Weezing, hey, you might Machoke!

So if someone says “hey, want some dank Lombre?”

Look ‘em Dedenne the eye and say NO WAY!

I tell you Natu do drugs, but if someone’s smoking Treecko, does that make them a bad person?

DEFINITELY NO!

I don’t mean to carr-Yanma point in this verse is that alienating drug users makes things worse

Don’t lock someone up if they take a Hitmonchan

And criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan

BIG PHARMA IS THE ROOT OF OUR COUNTRY’S PROBLEM WITH OPIATE ADDICTION.

Golem.

Gastly, Horsea, Chansea, Burmy

Clefairy, Mankey, Klefki, Goomy

Hoo! Rapping’s hard, let me catch my breath

Might as well check how many we’ve got left

There’s less than 150 left.

Can I really do this?

I used to have this dream

Back when I was a child

I’d make the PokéRap listenable

And everybody called me reckless and wild

But I never gave up

I kept at it every day

And with Pikachu beside me and my ‘dex to guide me

I knew that there’d be a way

To ignore all of the naysayers I’d need a thicker skin than Metapod

Why not leave my comfort zone, jump in the Unown?

Maybe someday everyone will applaud

It’s Absol-utely worth taking a risk

Plusle make a few friends as I try

Seaking how to be strong as I Raichu a song

Though I still don’t know where to put Mr. Mime

But who cares if I couldn’t find a good place to put

Togedmaru, Pyukumuku, Mawile, Sceptile, Sandile, Helioptile, Leafon, Gengar, Malamar, Marshtomp, Chatot, Simipour, Ferrothorn, Toxicroak, Minccino, Cinccino, Azumarill, Tranquill, Excadrill, Marill, Beedrill…

And Togetic, Basculin, Gigalith, Crabominable, Kingdra, Ambipom, Gastrodon, Bastiodon, Hippowdon, Vivillon, Bisharp, Liepard, Dunsparce, Aipom, Slakoth, Ralts and Dustox

I still found a way to put ‘em in there!

No matter the Scizor the scope of the task,

I don’t need a Magikarp-et ride

I’Machamp-ion hero, there’s nothing to Fearow

My true power comes from inside

And that brings us all of the way to the top

I’ve said every name I can say

I’ll let my body confess the names that I can’t express

Yes, it’s time for the dream ballet!

(Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Tapu Koko, Tapu Lele, Tapu Bulu, Ho-Oh, Tapu Fini, Latias, Latios, Lugia, Raikou, Entei, Suicune, Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion, Uxie, Mesprit, Azelf, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Nihilego, Buzzwole, Pheromosa, Xurkitree, Celesteela, Kartana, Guzzlord, Poipole, Stakataka, Blacephalon, Regirock, Regice, Registeel, Regigigas, Tornadus, Thundurus, Landorus, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde, Mew, Mewtwo, Cosmog, Cosmoem, Solgaleo, Lunala, Type: Null, Silvally, Reshiram, Zekrom, Manaphy, Phione, Celebi, Jirachi, Victini, Shaymin, Marshadow, Darkrai, Magearna, Necrozma, Melmetal, Meltan, Diancie, Hoopa, Meloetta, Cresselia, Healtran, Kyurem, Keldeo, Deoxys, Genesect, Volcanion, Zeraora, Arceus)

But there’s one Pokémon, my own holy grail

That I gave Kevin Punt; I hope that bastard’s in jail

‘Cause of all Tangelas, Terry is the apex

And I gave him up for my ‘dex

When you love Terry terribly and then Terry is gone

What’s the point of having every other Pokémon?

There’s a wound in my heart that I can’t get rid of

How can I find joy without my tangly boy?

Why catch them all if you can’t keep the ones that you love?

Terryyyyyy!!!!!!!

Oh Terryyyyyyyyyy!

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