#biggest Kris girlie

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...sanje so tvojega okusa

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[skeelly]

"when im fat and old and my kids think im a joke"

"who cares if im pretty if i fail my finals??"

"who's your daddy?" (IYKYK ;))

"im tired and it's winter"

"i wish i could block me out"

"wanna die"

hi!! welcome. i suggest putting a seatbelt on and i will pay for your therapy, dont worry. :)

☘ "hi, it's me. im the problem it's me.": im kristen! you can call me kristen or kris. minor (im 14 if you really wanna know). she/her. intp-t. ambivert. 🇵🇭. reader (sort of). notes app writer (sometimes). i could not care less about my dumb typos so deal with it. i suck at math. biiiiiggg ophelia wilde fan. delulu swiftie no.9273737277. rodrigoxpartidge's biggest supporter. claire rosinkranz is the reason for my existence. gracie abrams ily. "how long can we be a sad song?". im married to grayson hawthorne. mirrorball//tolerate it girlie 4 life. stromboli fan until the day i die. nick girlie by heart. pjo stan at this point. harry potter simp. hermione granger is my mother. sherlock and enola holmes stan. "no body, no crime". haylor (sorry not sorry). one direction is my life. FREE PALESTINE. kenji, my spirit animal. jude is so ughhhhh perfect. javery shipper cause jameson for avery, grayson for me :3. massive k!nye west hater so if you like him, please leave. but i love rap. certified professional procrastinator. capricorn (not a believer in those things though). i love reading poetry. correct grammar = non existent. i can (technically) fluently speak 3 languages. i can speak (basic, not much) about 5 languages?. piano enthusiast. very big sport girly (football *soccer. america football can kiss my toes. that sport sucks*, f1, volleyball, badminton, basketball, tennis and hockey fan). walker scobell is perfect and i love him. c²>>>>. sharl leclerc. max the axe. oscar paistry. ankara messi. sewy. leah is my bestie. dior is the best artist no cap. pookie nation frfr. charlie's luke is best luke. andrew is underrated. olivea is jusssttt.

☘ rappers i like//listen to: eminem, lil skies, ysbtril (does he count?), nicki minaj, doja cat (:3), cardi b (rarely), dominic fike (does he count? yk, melodic rap). tbh idk who else lol.

☘ all around favorite artists: taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, claire rosinkranz, gracie abrams, the weeknd, doja cat, lil skies, ysbtril, selena gomez (?), harry styles, niall horan, louis tomlinson, zayn, liam payne, one direction, clairo, conan gray, lana del rey, one republic, why don't we, the neighborhood, billie elish, ariana grande, abba, michael jackson.

☘ navigation?:

rambles: #kristenstedtalk

anything i don't proof read: #i didn't proof read this lmao

grayson hawthorne: #loml

cringe posts that idk why i posted: #/j or #post to delete?

asks: #askaroo or #ty for answering <3

sturniolo triplets: #stombolis

☘ follower count (as of march 20): 313 (im actually not sure lol)

☘ DNI: racists, homophobes, sexists and anyone that's ok with any form of discrimination

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☘ safe space for: everyone lol

☘ my other accounts: @crysten my writing and other stuff @skeellymellows book rants (AAAH I CANT TAG)

☘ books/movies/series: harry potter, pjo, aggtm, tig, sherlock/enola holmes, little women, black beauty, tsitp, better than the movies. hp, pjo, enola holmes, tsitp, gilmore girls, gossip girl, mean girls, legally blonde, little women, hunger games (haven't read the books), marvel (barely lol), secretariat (my favorite :>>). tbh idk what else lol

☘ my people:

@stvrgirl111//@stvrlighhttt (mare) #maree

@urbanflorals (em) #walkers wife

@gergthecat (scouty) #evil batman sourdough guy #bread man #george

@mqstermindswift (quason) #nickyy

@nqds (NADS) #nads! or was it #NADS! ??

@reminiscentreader (JAS) #theworldneedsmorepeoplelikejas

@sophiesonlinediary (fifi) #fifi <3

@myster3y (kiaraah) #kiaraah

@regisdvmb(reggggg) ✶ @coco6420 (cocoo) ✶ @eddiethebanished (finn :)) ✶ @themidnightarcher ✶ @starchasers-stuff ✶ @what-about-wendy (wendy <3) ✶ @lucinda-008 ✶ @foaming-sea ✶ @lonelycatsblog ✶ @good-old-fashioned-lover ✶ @my-mind-is-frozen ✶ @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies ✶ @baboland ✶ @blocked-zombieartist ✶ @sturn-wrld ✶ @swiftieannah ✶ @weeping-in-the-willows ✶ @s1xseasonsandamov1e ✶ @the-red-archer ✶ @svnflowermoon ✶ @helpimhopelesslyinlove ✶ @doyoujustnotwantto ✶ @atwtmvftvtvsgavralpsss ✶ @oh-whale13 ✶ @bonesofnixie ✶ @art-of-fools (stephanieee) ✶ @percabeths-blue-cookies ✶ @imthatweirdratinthecorner (a rat <3) ✶ @letmeseeallthefrogsinthecity ✶ @that-multi-fandom-hijabi (novaaa) ✶ @rachellelizabethhdare ✶ @sluttypoetsdepartment ✶ @kimu-dem ✶

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wait what did you mean by “kardashians brought pop culture to slaughter and bts delivered the final blow”? I SWEARRRRRR im not trying to be one of those “gotcha!” anons but i keep seeing sm ppl posting abt pop culture / counter culture being dead, and a lot of it in relation to renaissance and i’m just confused by it 😭😭 i’m not even a kpop listener i just think u put these things eloquently

i love asks like this bc my initial reaction before and after i realized this is a genuine question was night n day.

anyways the kardashians were a very very calculated rise to fame at any cost nd were maybe the first people to be on reality tv and skyrocket into mainstream fame (unfortunately) and kim's obsession w stealing everything from black people and marketing it out spearheaded the generic insta baddie aesthetic which is responsible for at least half of the desctruction of unique pop culture. if you look at the 2000s the shit was weird but it was unique. go back even further and the shit club kids were doing influenced fashion EVERYWHERE now everyone is passing around the same name brand outfits, everyone's going to the same surgeon to get their unique features changed into the same racially ambiguous lewk, you don't need talent, you don't need charisma you just need to look like you have money and therefore you deserve fans that will die to be scammed by you.

so the kardashians put pop culture on the slaughtering board right? and then here bts comes. also just copying what black ppl do 1 to 1 until they blow up internationally and start producing some of the most generic western bait pop to be palatable enough to all the white children of the world and their token black friends. but this generic music is taking over the world. the hype isn't in the content but its in the numbers. their fans begin to become obsessed with streaming numbers, video views, breaking records etc. the music is irrelevant. its all about the numbers and being on as many unskippable ads as possible. so now the industry follows behind the biggest (and worst) fandom of all time and award shows, journalists, online content curators who could be informing pop culture accurately are just saying whatever these people want to hear. giving accolades to soulless 'hits' bc they want to avoid death threats or just get a cut of the zombie streaming pie. good pop culture is DEAD. if it werent for the few big black girlies in the industry like beyonce who can do whatever we'd be in hell! no one can sing cuz theyre getting ribs removed to fit into corsets and no one is dancing bc the rented mugler bodysuit has to be returned with no damage and it's all just very very generic.

ofc there are rare interesting performers that pop up but bc they dont fit into the mold they get bullied out like poor mitski wants to be an actual artist nd they hate her for it. anyways kris jenner is going to hell for the evil she's brought into the world

[mogoce-nocoj]

KRIS GIRLIES BIGGEST WIN TONIGHT MY GOD KRIS NGVOT

[nikkiruncks]

Kelly Shaland and Kristie Forman?

Kelly

nickname? ‘Kelly’, ‘Kel’, ‘Kel Kel’, 'Shaland', 'Bitch', 'asshole', 'girl' 'my girl'

relationship status? taken

comfort food? chowmein from panda express

favourite place in the world? The lab

biggest fear? Her path in life, whether anyone would ever love her, etc.

special skill? Science

favourite outfit? https://pin.it/14wECrb

biggest insecurity? Same as biggest fear

relationship to their siblings? She's very tight knit with Betsy and Serena, like soul sisters.

relationship to their parents? She has a good relationship with them but at the same time, they're very (rightfully) unsupportive of her and Ryland, which used to make her mad.

most embarrassing memory? Literally every time she went back to Ryland. I can see her telling Jonah (her and Jo's son in my verse) about stories from high school and be like 'why did i date that loser'

favourite animal? giraffe

bed time routine? Shower, face wash, lotion, and lip balm

hobbies? Creating science inventions and doing theories

biggest weakness? her ability to forgive too easily

favourite swear word? bullshit

achievement they are the most proud of? winning the nobel prize in 1st grade.

favourite type of sport? Running

mode of transportation? Car

favourite thing to do to relax? Experiments

eating habits like? Pretty decent. But she makes her own food mostly.

special interests? science, stem, reality tv

favourite part of their body? Her face

role model? Her friends and mom

most prized possession? Her first place trophy in the 3rd grade science fair

favourite place to travel to? Jamaica is her dream travel destination

way to earn money? Selling her inventions

thoughts about politics? She doesn't care for them much, but wants there to finally be a competent female president (just like i do)

favourite colour? green or pink

ideal partner? Jo (everything she wanted was in her the whole damn time)

party trick? Making a dress by just pouring chemicals around (like if even a droplet spills, it turns into fabric lol)

favourite song? Out Song, Part of Me, Unholy

biggest pet peeve? Having to explain scientific terminology.

favourite person? Her mom :)

biggest goal in life? World Domination

highest academic degree? Science!

safe space? Her room and her friends

guilty pleasure? Swiss chocolate dipped in applesauce

favourite choice of drink? Hot cocoa

dream job? Scientist

favourite type of music? All kinds of music but prob electro-pop/

most distinctive features? Her hair, eyes, and cheekbones

favourite aesthetic? Mad scientist, girly, glasses

fashion style?^^^

favourite movie? Mean Girls

Kristie

nickname? 'Kristie', 'Kris', 'Baby', 'Love', 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Forman', 'Flargunbargun'

relationship status? Taken

comfort food? A warm chocolate souffle, celery dipped in peanuut butter

favourite place in the world? where her loved ones are

biggest fear? Getting hurt, being left, etc.

special skill? Manipulation, pranks, threats, protecting the people she loves

favourite outfit? https://pin.it/74DWOZe

biggest insecurity? Being abandoned, getting hurt

relationship to their siblings? Her and Leia have a sweet bond and do love each other (even though she teases Leia at times). Her, Darline, and Delilah are ride or die.

relationship to their parents? She has no relationship with her dad. I was thinking of having that change but maube them getting closure would be enough. Idk yet. Her relationship with Laurie is a mix of Ginny/Georgia and Rory/Lorelai's

most embarrassing memory? Whenever someone reveals her real last name and that time Ryland tried to make it look like she was cheating on Betsy when really she was watching My Little Pony.

favourite animal? Lion

bed time routine? Shower, face wash, brushing teeth, etc.

hobbies? Writing, hanging with friends, reading

biggest weakness? Her stubbornness

favourite swear word? Fuck

achievement they are the most proud of? Idk

favourite type of sport? Making people fear her lmao jkjkjk. She’s a runner

mode of transportation? Driving

favourite thing to do to relax? Reading and writing

eating habits like? She tends to eat weird combos sometimes

special interests? Writing, reading, creative thinking, plotting

favourite part of their body? Her face

role model? Her mom

most prized possession? Rachel Forman

favourite place to travel to? Hawaii

way to earn money? Probably garage sales

thoughts about politics? She actually had a lot of insight on politics, surprising everyone.

favourite colour? Pink

ideal partner? Idk honestly. Someone ballsy, who doesn’t take any shit, and is adventurous.

party trick? Singing

favourite song? Backstabber

biggest pet peeve? Lots of sappiness, people not appreciating what they have, therapy

favourite person? Her mom and Fenton :)

biggest goal in life? To leave high school

highest academic degree? Still in high school

safe space? Her room

guilty pleasure? My Little Pony

favourite choice of drink? Marmalade

dream job? Writer

favourite type of music? All kinds

most distinctive features? Her head and eyes

favourite aesthetic? Bright

fashion style? She wears a lot of bright clothes but probably her leather jacket.

favourite movie? Scream and Sound of Music

[texasbama]

Oooooh girl you are tempting fate right now! We're gonna get a clip of Eddie kissing that folgers girlie or stills of ol' Lucy repelling from a helicopter during an explosion because how else will people know she's just the biggest badass alive? (unless they need her to be a wide-eyed probie to have something to do and then her personality changes on a dime)

I wouldn't mind though, I love to see the chaos. And if like your other post said that TPTB see more than we think? I like to imagine the calls miss Kris will be getting 🤣

Oh god I know right?! 😂😂😂

I honestly just wanna see what the official synopsis is for 6x17. I feel like we’ve gotten so many little tiny clues but we still have no idea what this episode is about to look like. Presumably Marisol and Natalia are making appearances but like…how? I need to knowwwwww *doja voice*

You know I don’t pay attention to the white woman. Never have, never will. Don’t particularly care if she’s making an appearance. Moving on!

I’m just imagining our beloved show runner waking up in a cold sweat cause she’s having nightmares about the show trending but it’s for some terrible reason( like LS and the Owen clip this week ) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[pokemon-legends-and-legacies]

This is the second half of this ask! This post will be about Winona & Kris’s daughter, Amethyst!

01. What does your character’s name mean? Did you pick it for the symbolism, or did you just like the way it sounded?

Amethyst is named after the gemstone! Kris’s full name is Crystal, after the game she debuted in, while her daughter has purple hair like Winona, so it felt obvious for her to be named after a purple type of crystal.

08. What is, perhaps, their biggest flaw? Are they aware of this or oblivious to it?

Amethyst has a habit of taking on too much responsibility for herself. She’s bad at recognizing her own limits, and often ends up burnt-out from trying to do too many things at once. She’s not good at accepting help from other people, insisting she can do everything herself, but this can lead to her biting off more than she can chew and ending up in trouble. She’s somewhat aware of this flaw, but thinks she can overcome it on her own - which doesn’t end particularly well for her.

10. Is your character more feminine or masculine?

Amethyst is fairly feminine! She admires Winona’s grace and poise a lot, and tries to emulate her - though unfortunately she has a clumsy streak. Out of practicality, she usually dresses in more sporty fashion, but always tries to look professional. She puts a lot of thought into her outfits and presentation, and prefers styles that are more girly and charming - she has a special fondness for sailor-style clothing.

12. Is there some particular talent, skill, or attribute that they simply could not give up?

Amethyst takes great pride in her so called “eye for opportunity”. She claims that she can sense potential from a mile away, and is always looking for a new project to try and get off the ground. Her most successful venture so far is the delivery business she and her Pelipper run together, but she’s always looking for new avenues to expand her market to. Most of the time, her projects don’t pan out, but Amethyst always bounces back from failure, ready to try again with something new!

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#Potterweek: Neville Longbottom: The Boy Who Could Have Been

Happy Birthday, Neville Longbottom!

When we meet Neville in his first year at Hogwarts, we couldn't have imagined he'd turn out to be the hero we see at the end of the series. The biggest turning point came in Order of the Phoenix when Harry and Dumbledore discuss Sybill Trelawny's prophecy.

What If?

Melissa from Readerly Geek and I try to have fun by asking What If about each part of the series. We also try to explain the whys behind the plot points in the series. From did Voldemort pick the Potters over the Longbottoms to how would Neville handle the Triwizard Tournament and would Dumbledore care for Neville as much as he did Harry in this alternate universe.

More Episodes from Potterweek

Potterweek 2016

7/25 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone movie commentary with Megan Gotch aka The Nerdy Girlie and Katie Elhoffer of Elhoffer Designs. Big kudos to our podcasting intern Kristen!

7/26 Hermione: Our Favorite Know it All GirlBoss with Amanda of Great Beer Adventure!

7/27 The Dursleys: A Look at Harry's Only Living Family Members with Kris of No Extra Words!

7/28 Relationships in Potter: Ginny + Harry, Snape/Lily/James with Alice of Girl Who Roams and Kayla of Epicfied!

7/29 Villains in Potter with Akua and Ashley both officers of Geek Girl Brunch NYC. Also of A Stylish Jedi and You Haven't Seen respectively.

7/30 Magic vs Muggle: How Each World Views the Other with Jada an officer of Geek Girl Brunch NYC and Julia Perkins (soon to be featured on our Lost rewatch podcast!).

7/31 Religion in Potter with Stefani and James (my friends from work!).

Potterweek 2015

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Enter our Common Room now! New ep released today :)

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ALEXANDRIA MCINTOSH ➝ FOURTH SIBLING

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

❖ FULL NAME: Alexandria Christine McIntosh. ❖ PRONOUNS: She/Her. ❖ AGE: 20. (August 10th). ❖ BIRTH ORDER: Fourth. Adopted. ❖ GRADE: Junior. ❖ MAJOR: Psychology, with a minor in Art. ❖ SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Pansexual. ❖ ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Panromantic. ❖ FACECLAIM: Hayley Kiyoko.

I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

[TW: Domestic abuse, miscarriage]

Though it comes as a shock to many, Christine had always been in the spotlight. She was a socialite who’d never had to work a day in her life, and that didn’t change after Alex was adopted. Despite the media making them out to be martyrs who were now taking care of a newborn who would have otherwise been abandoned, Christine had little to do with her children before they could talk and walk. Alex was instead raised by nannies and, when time permitted, their father. However, as soon as she was able to talk and walk and sing, Christine was thrusting her into the pageant spotlight. Christine loved putting her in frilly dresses and makeup, forcing her to parade around on stage and perform degrading-ly cutesy acts–and she were good at it. She had a cute little smile and dimples and enough personality to charm the judges with a simple look. Christine basked in the glory that her child was bringing her.

It was around the time that she was 10 that Alex started to pull away from the fanfare she’d known her whole life. She didn’t particularly enjoy singing, even if she was good at it, as it had always just been a way to win another trophy or crown. Instead, she’d found love in art. Whether she was painting or sketching, she was escaping from the hectic life that she’d been brought into. Alex began refusing to participate in pageants, though she was only permitted to stop doing them after she deliberating lost one particular competition. Christine then agreed to allow Alex to focus on her art.. So long as she agreed to begin modelling. She refused at first, but eventually gave in when Christine offered to enroll her in art classes alongside her modelling classes. This is also around the time that Gordie put Alex in therapy, wanting to give her an outlet that didn’t involve her mother, and hopefully begin working on the severe anxiety that she had developed. Said anxiety was only to be expected, her therapist said, when dealing with a mother obsessed with fame and good looks.

Things were smooth sailing from there, up until they landed their own reality show while Alex was 15 years old. The Apple Never Falls Far From The Tree put the family more into the spotlight than ever, and suddenly Alex didn’t have much opportunity for solace. What she did have, however, came in the form of Martin. He was everything her teenage heart wanted, and then some. The “some” being that he wasn’t famous, something that made him seem so much more real to Alex, when it really should have been a red flag. They’d been acquainted through school for quite some time, but he finally started paying attention to her as soon as TANFFFT began airing. She thought nothing of it, however, believing instead that he’d just finally worked up the courage to speak to her. Their romance was a whirlwind one, starting suddenly and skyrocketing. The first three years of said romance were blissful. They were TV’s favorite young couple, attractive and sweet and having minimal problems on display. That didn’t stop what went on behind closed doors, however. Martin was controlling and obsessive, needing to know where Alex was and who she was with at all times, becoming angry and violent when she disobeyed him. She was able to put it behind her though, for the most part.

And then she got pregnant.

Somehow, she had been able to convince herself that Martin would want to have a child with her. They were only 18, but she thought they were so in love. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case. Instead, Martin became incredibly angry at her when he was told, literally attacking her with both words and his fists. He left her broken and bleeding at the bottom of a staircase, where Lène eventually found her and rushed her to the hospital. There, they learned that the attack had caused Alex to miscarry. The media had a field day, which Christine cared more about than the fact that her daughter had been pregnant with the child of her abusive boyfriend. As this all happened around the time that college acceptances were being handed out, Alex completely withdrew from it all and settled for PSU, where she’s studying psychology and art.

BABY, THERE'S NO OTHER SUPERSTAR

Alex’s style is extremely casual, the years of being forced into frilly dresses and put on display being enough to turn her off to anything flashy or girly. She’s typically wearing some sort of hat or beanie and sneakers like vans or converse. Although her hair is naturally a dark brown, she prefers to bleach it and occasionally streak colors through her blonde locks. Currently her hair is quite long, but she has a habit of randomly chopping it off when bored.

YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE YOUR PAPARAZZI

The McIntosh family have been in the spotlight from as far back as anyone can remember. Beginning most notably with their great-great-great grandfather, Peter ‘Pug’ McIntosh, who played basketball for the Peach Baskets in the late 1800’s. After retiring from the sport, he was inspired to purchase and grow his own orchard, Pug’s Peaches, which was passed down through the generations. All of his male descendants have been big sporting names, right down to Gordon ‘Gordie’ McIntosh, known by his fans and teammates as The Mac. Gordie started out playing baseball for the Boston Red Sox, before transferring to Los Angeles at his wife, Christine’s, request. He now plays for the Dodgers.

Christine was born and raised in Los Angeles to a family of know-it-all socialites, and met Gordie during a trip to his Boston hometown during her early twenties. Despite having never truly worked a day in her life, Christine thinks of herself as a queen and lives the lifestyle. Christine’s best friend since childhood is the famous Kardashian Momager, Kris Jenner, with the two constantly competing to have the most famous and successful family. Like Kris’ family, Christine saw to it that the McIntosh’s got their own reality show, titled The Apple Never Falls Far From The Tree. It has been ongoing for five years now, and is still as popular as ever. Again, like Kris, Christine now considers herself a Momager to all of her children, and pushes them into the spotlight constantly.