#bigfoot vs db cooper

[chongoblog]

I'm gonna share the story here. So last night, Red watched the beginning of some video that I'm sure they can link if they want discussing a series of Lifetime movies by a director named David Decoteau called "The Wrong..." series, with movies like "The Wrong Roommate", "The Wrong Child", etc. Before Red watched the video in full, they wanted to experience these movies themself with Emily and I, mostly inspired by the fact that Decoteau was also the director of this:

Now, "The Wrong..." series is its own can of worms. We only ended up seeing 2 of the 26 of them made in the last 8 years, but it seems like they all have the same cast and use the exact same model home. However, before we watched those movies, we looked through the filmography and found "Bigfoot vs. DB Cooper". Upon hearing that name, I knew we had to see that one first.

And it's the movie of all time.

-First of all, you'll notice in most pictures you see of this movie, the men are half-naked. Yep. It's never graphically explicit, but if you want an idea, it's still fully available on Youtube, but I'd still recommend against watching it if you're under 18.

-The first almost 11 minutes follow a shirtless guy running through the woods while being stalked by Bigfoot. Then we finally get a title card after nothing happens.

-They use the same house from "The Wrong..." series, which we noticed during the two movies we saw after.

-A sizeable chunk of the movie is dedicated to men stripping down in their underwear and posing sexily, usually with guns.

-The story has Bigfoot systematically killing each of these men one by one, usually unceremoniously killing them in the bathroom.

-There is one exception to the above where Bigfoot lovingly and sensually strokes a man's abs for over a minute, and THEN kills him.

-DB Cooper is played by the guy who voices Frank West in Dead Rising

-DB Cooper doesn't even meet Bigfoot until the last 5 or so minutes of the movie

-I'm not gonna say how THAT ends, but it's a trip after the hour of Nothing that happens before it.

-We tried to watch another movie directly after and needed time to adjust since the pacing in BFvDBC made glaciers look like they needed to calm down, so the next movie having a conversation a minute in was a lot for us.

-Upon doing some research, I found a small AMA on reddit from someone who claimed to be working as crew on this film. And while it's not verified, I'm still going to share some of my favorite tidbits.

-Multiple crew members asked if it was a porn. The director insisted it was a real movie because they got Linnea Quigley on board, an actress who none of those crew members knew.

-The director refused to get stock footage for some reason. So he told two of his crew members to just sneak around the airport and get as close as they could to the planes to get footage of them taking off and landing. The big problem with that is that the two people he sent for this job were the only two Middle Eastern crew members. They were detained and they quit the project the day after the director helped get them out.

-The actor who played Bigfoot was drinking on set, since he had a pretty solid history as a stuntman in films, and now he was in Bigfoot vs DB Cooper.

-Apparently, the catering was incredible

Anyway, movie of all time

We watched a movie called "Bigfoot vs DB Cooper" and it is not at all what would you expect it to be. It warped my perception of time. It made me feel something.

[hiszekeny]

Bigfoot Vs DB Cooper Is A Real Movie And It's A G*y P*rno For Some Reason

“It was the 70s not the Old West.”

[starlit-mansion]

is there a more fumbled premise on god's green earth than the guy who makes thirst-trap level homoerotic schlock movies full of generically handsome shirtless men taking on the concept of bigfoot vs db cooper?

[ramblesandrambling]

“it's good to know the world I live in is more interesting than the world around me”

-Willie Muse on “Bigfoot vs DB Cooper”

[holyscreamingintothevoid]

Is that the sequel to Bigfoot vs D.B. Cooper? Love that movie

Where is D. B. Cooper?

He’s in a field. He’s been there ever since the planes went down. He knows he’ll never get home again, but he’s been there ever since.

[lesbiancharliedalton]

i just saw that i gave a 3.5/5 rating to Bigfoot vs DB Cooper on letterboxd several years ago. my mind.

[qsomedia]

Bigfoot VS. DB Cooper, Dir. David DeCoteau (2014)

[harlem82themovie]

Hi i saw your reply on the D.B. Cooper thing and correct me if I'm wrong but after he killed Bigfoot didn't he... like... turn into Bigfoot?

You watch gay porn all the way to the end?

[cookingwithroxy]

you think i can afford commissions? most of the time its people giving me gifts because they like my ridiculous ideas. xO

Besides, Everyone knows DB Cooper barely survived his clash with Bigfoot and had to run away from a household full of very probably gay hunters.

As depicted here in the famous documentary, 'Bigfoot VS DB Cooper'!

Someone shared this lovely post on Reddit and for whatever reason someone commented this:

It absolutely is your responsibility to give your partner physical affection. Partners are supposed to be loving and affectionate with each other. If you expect your man to be affectionate with you and comfort you when you’re down, then why shouldn’t he expect you to do the same? Loving your partner isn’t “solving all of their problems,” it’s being a good partner.

[grotesquehorse]

Why would they fight, they’re in love

[chongoblog]

based on your posts I looked up Bigfoot vs DB Cooper on YouTube and watched the last 5 minutes while at work to see what the ending you wouldn’t spoil was. That is certainly one of the endings of all time and I’m glad I experienced that on company time

This too is praxis, welcome to the revolution comrade

[hotpussylovecraft]

I take it all back. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper is the only fucking movie that matters

[thebloodstream]

NEW EPISODE IS HERE

[obsidiancreates]

I looked up the voice actor for Dan and was looking at his IMDB and found a credit for something called Bigfoot vs DB Cooper and I've never been so blown away by a crossover concept

[jakesullypussyhair]

softcore GAY porn* very important distinction

the best movies are the ones that have a single 2 star review on imdb that just end up being softcore porn

[thatsrightgay]

in the botw bigfoot vs. db cooper ep len keeps talking to jay off screen 😳