#bigfoot vs db cooper

[shy-canadian-snowflake]

So I love bad movies. I'm talking B movies that noone else has seen because they are so bad. I'm talking Sharktopus, VelociPastor, and Zombeavers. All fantastically horrible movies that spark such joy in me. Today I'm adding a new one to the list hopefully.

I am 30 minutes into this movie, and I think the whole budget went to DB Cooper's costume and the Bigfoot costume. So far, only one other person has a shirt, and Its been a running montage of shirtless men running while Bigfoot lurks is in the shadows growling.

Is this a porno? I'm starting to question. The male characters are posing with guns in their underwear to epic soundtrack music. I hope they were all paid well for this movie because holy shit this is a dumpster fire. Please, give these men some shirts, they are about to go turkey hunting, or be food for Bigfoot. What does DB Cooper have to do with any of this? No fucking clue. Saw him once on the plane and that's it so far.

[chongoblog]

I'm gonna share the story here. So last night, Red watched the beginning of some video that I'm sure they can link if they want discussing a series of Lifetime movies by a director named David Decoteau called "The Wrong..." series, with movies like "The Wrong Roommate", "The Wrong Child", etc. Before Red watched the video in full, they wanted to experience these movies themself with Emily and I, mostly inspired by the fact that Decoteau was also the director of this:

Now, "The Wrong..." series is its own can of worms. We only ended up seeing 2 of the 26 of them made in the last 8 years, but it seems like they all have the same cast and use the exact same model home. However, before we watched those movies, we looked through the filmography and found "Bigfoot vs. DB Cooper". Upon hearing that name, I knew we had to see that one first.

And it's the movie of all time.

-First of all, you'll notice in most pictures you see of this movie, the men are half-naked. Yep. It's never graphically explicit, but if you want an idea, it's still fully available on Youtube, but I'd still recommend against watching it if you're under 18.

-The first almost 11 minutes follow a shirtless guy running through the woods while being stalked by Bigfoot. Then we finally get a title card after nothing happens.

-They use the same house from "The Wrong..." series, which we noticed during the two movies we saw after.

-A sizeable chunk of the movie is dedicated to men stripping down in their underwear and posing sexily, usually with guns.

-The story has Bigfoot systematically killing each of these men one by one, usually unceremoniously killing them in the bathroom.

-There is one exception to the above where Bigfoot lovingly and sensually strokes a man's abs for over a minute, and THEN kills him.

-DB Cooper is played by the guy who voices Frank West in Dead Rising

-DB Cooper doesn't even meet Bigfoot until the last 5 or so minutes of the movie

-I'm not gonna say how THAT ends, but it's a trip after the hour of Nothing that happens before it.

-We tried to watch another movie directly after and needed time to adjust since the pacing in BFvDBC made glaciers look like they needed to calm down, so the next movie having a conversation a minute in was a lot for us.

-Upon doing some research, I found a small AMA on reddit from someone who claimed to be working as crew on this film. And while it's not verified, I'm still going to share some of my favorite tidbits.

-Multiple crew members asked if it was a porn. The director insisted it was a real movie because they got Linnea Quigley on board, an actress who none of those crew members knew.

-The director refused to get stock footage for some reason. So he told two of his crew members to just sneak around the airport and get as close as they could to the planes to get footage of them taking off and landing. The big problem with that is that the two people he sent for this job were the only two Middle Eastern crew members. They were detained and they quit the project the day after the director helped get them out.

-The actor who played Bigfoot was drinking on set, since he had a pretty solid history as a stuntman in films, and now he was in Bigfoot vs DB Cooper.

-Apparently, the catering was incredible

Anyway, movie of all time

We watched a movie called "Bigfoot vs DB Cooper" and it is not at all what would you expect it to be. It warped my perception of time. It made me feel something.

[hiszekeny]

Bigfoot Vs DB Cooper Is A Real Movie And It's A G*y P*rno For Some Reason

“It was the 70s not the Old West.”

[starlit-mansion]

is there a more fumbled premise on god's green earth than the guy who makes thirst-trap level homoerotic schlock movies full of generically handsome shirtless men taking on the concept of bigfoot vs db cooper?

[ramblesandrambling]

“it's good to know the world I live in is more interesting than the world around me”

-Willie Muse on “Bigfoot vs DB Cooper”

[hyenaswine]

somebody having a visible smart phone in their pocket in bigfoot vs db cooper which is supposed to take place in 1971? doesn't bother me, i know they're not trying.

a character in this movie saying "when gary was in second grade he went missing on a hiking trip & we couldn't go back down the mountain to get cell service"? infuriating. you said gary is now 32 & you're giving second grade as an indication of age, so you're describing something that would've happened in 1997 at the latest. this is a mockumentary that you're trying to get me to believe. please just try a little fucking harder because you're almost there but you're losing it by being sloppy.

listen there are movies that are committed to being bad & movies that try to be good but are bad by accident & im getting sick of the latter. LET'S TRY HARDER.

[qsomedia]

Bigfoot VS. DB Cooper, Dir. David DeCoteau (2014)

[harlem82themovie]

Hi i saw your reply on the D.B. Cooper thing and correct me if I'm wrong but after he killed Bigfoot didn't he... like... turn into Bigfoot?

You watch gay porn all the way to the end?

[cookingwithroxy]

you think i can afford commissions? most of the time its people giving me gifts because they like my ridiculous ideas. xO

Besides, Everyone knows DB Cooper barely survived his clash with Bigfoot and had to run away from a household full of very probably gay hunters.

As depicted here in the famous documentary, 'Bigfoot VS DB Cooper'!

Someone shared this lovely post on Reddit and for whatever reason someone commented this:

It absolutely is your responsibility to give your partner physical affection. Partners are supposed to be loving and affectionate with each other. If you expect your man to be affectionate with you and comfort you when you’re down, then why shouldn’t he expect you to do the same? Loving your partner isn’t “solving all of their problems,” it’s being a good partner.

[chongoblog]

based on your posts I looked up Bigfoot vs DB Cooper on YouTube and watched the last 5 minutes while at work to see what the ending you wouldn’t spoil was. That is certainly one of the endings of all time and I’m glad I experienced that on company time

This too is praxis, welcome to the revolution comrade

[hotpussylovecraft]

I take it all back. Bigfoot vs DB Cooper is the only fucking movie that matters

[thebloodstream]

NEW EPISODE IS HERE

[obsidiancreates]

I looked up the voice actor for Dan and was looking at his IMDB and found a credit for something called Bigfoot vs DB Cooper and I've never been so blown away by a crossover concept

[thatsrightgay]

in the botw bigfoot vs. db cooper ep len keeps talking to jay off screen 😳

[bending-sickle]

hello! idk if this is a dumb question but i've grown quite fond of the buzzfeed unsolved boys just from seeing your posts lol and wanted to ask - where should i start with their series? which episodes would you recommend?

Oh I got you, boo.

Okay So The Basics:

There’s two main shows of Buzzfeed Unsolved: 1) Supernatural and 2) True Crime. They’re idependent of each other so whichever floats your boat is a good place to start. Each episode is also self-contained so watching them in order isn’t required.

There’s also adjacent Buzzfeed shows and new shows on the boys’ own network Watcher (discussed at the end).

On the Boys: The presenter is Ryan and he’s all about them conspiracies and aliens and the tall boy is Shane who is all about skepticism and logic (but has massive chaotic energy). Fans who lean towards the former’s way of thinking are “Boogaras” and those who lean towards the laters’ are “Shaniacs”.

The Watching:

As stated above, order-shmorder. However, they’re all wholesome and good so like, watching them all won’t hurt. Have you got time? Do you need a giggle? Get thee that playlist and go forth!

Supernatural - episode list with links

Ryan: This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we investigate this location as part of our ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?Shane: *shakes head*

Sometimes they do on-location shoots where they investigate supposed paranormal events. The juxtaposition of Ryan being scared of everything (so precious, so pure) vs. Shane going “eh, just the wind” is hilarious. Also Ryan is scared of demons and therefore allows only one (1) demon investigation per season.

Top Eps, as Voted by Fans:

#1 - 1x03 - 3 Horrifying Cases of Ghosts and Demons - (”Rock n’ roll, buckaroo!”) - Their first on-location shoot, and the third (the Sallie House) is *chef’s kiss* because Ryan looses it entirely over flickering flashlights. Also a personal fave.

#2 - 3x04 - The Demonic Goatman’s Bridge (“We’re here for the cult stuff.” ; “I stole your bridge, Goatman!“ ; “Don’t try it, demon!“ *with a holy-water pistol*)

#3 - 2x09 - The Haunted Quarters of the Dauphine Orleans House (“I’m bad at feeling. I wanna be swept up in this. I really wanna believe in something outside the norm of, you know, physics.”)

Other Good Ones (Recommended on their Vibe):

1x06 - The Spirits of the Whaley House (“You can feel the history coming from the walls in here.” “Yeah, isn’t that wonderful?” “Not when the history fights back!)

1x07 - The Haunted Decks of the Queen Mary (“Are you scared right now?” “Yeah, are you not fucking scared right now?” “*irritated* Are you just afraid of anything that’s old?”) - The boys stay overnight on a haunted ship. Ryan’s origin story as a Believer is revealed (and mocked).

2x01 - The Ghosts and Demns of Bobby Mackey’s (“Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy.” ; “Why do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at?”)

2x02 - Bigfoot: The Convincing Evidence (“”That’s a guy I wanna share a cold one with.“ Is what Bigfoot would say. About me.”) - The boys go into the woods and try to crack a cold one with the ‘Foot.

2x04 - The Haunted Halls of the Waverly Hills Hospital (“Hey ghouls! The boys are here!”)

4x01 - The Seach for the Mysterious Mothman - Road trip!

5x05 - The Haunted Town of Tombstone - Cowboys!

5x08 - The Demonic Curse of Annabelle the Doll - In which we see Shane’s instant reaction to “don’t touch it” being…touch it.

6x02 - The Haunting Shadows of the St. Augustine Lighthouse

True Crime - episode list with links

Top Eps, as Voted by Fans:

#4 - 1x12 - The Strange Disappearance of DB Cooper - The best spit-take!

#5 - 3x01 - The Grisly Murders of Jack the Ripper - On location!

Other Good Ones (Recommended on the Crime)

1x05 - The Strange Deaths of the 9 Hikers of Dyatlov Pass

1x02 - The Horrifying Unsolved Slaughter at Hinterkaifeck Farm

2x01 - The Terrifying Axeman of New Orleans - Jazz for your life!

2x04 - The Tragic Murder Of JonBenét Ramsey (”I’ve connected the two dots.” “You didn’t connect shit.” “I’ve connected them.”)

2x05 - The Odd Vanishing of Amelia Earhart - It was crabs!

2x06 - The Creepy Murder in Room 1046

2x07 - The Strange Drowning of Natalie Wood

3x04 - The Enigmatic Death of the Isdal Woman

4x02 - The Bizarre Collar Bomb Robbery

4x08 - The Treacherous Treasure Hunt of Forrest Fenn - On location hunting for treasure.

5x01 - The Eerie Case of the Watcher - Where they just drag the suspect all episode.

5x02 - The Unusual Australian Shark Arm Murders

Note: Yeah…I’ve not put in lots of alien ones because they’re not my jam too much. Still hilarious episodes, though. Check them out if they’re your jam.

Post-Mortems - Q&A shows for each episode and much more.

The Hot Daga - Part of the Post-Mortems. Shane, much to Ryan’s horror, started writing little funny cartoons at the end, spiraling into a saga abut sentient hot dogs and their friends. Thus was The Hot Daga created. It had songs. It was awesome.

Seasons 1 & 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5

Unsolved Almost 70th Episode - Celebration, banter, shenanigans, and retrospectives.

Unsolved Adjacent

Ruining History - Shane recounting tales from history with hilarious annimations and props.

Watcher’s Puppet History - As above, but now with a puppet! (I would die for The Professor.) And Broadway-worthy songs! My favourite is ep 2, Stealing the World’s Most Expensive Necklace. The guest’s energy is just perfect.

[holyscreamingintothevoid]

Is that the sequel to Bigfoot vs D.B. Cooper? Love that movie

Where is D. B. Cooper?

He’s in a field. He’s been there ever since the planes went down. He knows he’ll never get home again, but he’s been there ever since.