#bigfoot silhouette

[lazysharkart]

Definitely just your normal, average stroll in the woods.

[citysvg1]

Jeep - Sasquatch Radio Png

[plushie-lovey]

Recently when shopping through the mall, I've gotten to see a bunch of new squishmallows. They've upped their game a bit it seems, and I'm sure people on the subreddit have been going nuts for them (I have no idea anymore, I left it when I lost interest in collecting that plush line).

The other day I was actually almost tempted to buy a brownie inspired dog. But then I snapped back to my senses and reminded myself its still just a personality-less orb shaped plushie, like all other squishmallows. The sprinkles and cute dollop of icecream on it's head was almost convincing tho (because I LOVE dessert themed animals)

[apothecaryassistant]

[bisonofyesterday]

Voices Of The Void Event Ideas:

>Whenever you enter the computer room after a new day starts/whenever you've just woken up Kel will be turn around and see an exact duplicate of himself standing in the doorway, you are then teleported to the doorway perspective with nothing further amiss. >If you're out driving at 3:33AM, you will hear a faint but clear voice whispering "look behind you...", this is ONLY while you're driving though, and there will be nothing there. >If you're out driving at 3:33AM, a ghost dinosaur will start chasing you, its AI will be short and direct though, so losing him will be easy, since it's at night, you cannot actually see the dinosaur, but the roar will be sudden and a notif will advise you to keep driving. >If you're doing hashcodes at night (not 3AM specific), there's a chance your compass will target you to a random patch of ground rather than the relay you've targeted, for maximum comedic effect, maybe the compass selects a random hostile alien to guide you towards on the map. >In continuation of the previous idea, your base could just be Gone whenever you're returning from hashcodes, leaving and coming back'll fix it. >Sometimes during a lightning storm the silhouette of a giant will appear at the edge of the map in the EXACT position to stare directly at you through the computer room window, it disappears if you get too close, it'll never show up again. >In continuation of the first idea, whenever Dr. Kel wakes up/a new day starts outside of the computer room, going there he will see himself enter the room with the door immediately closing behind him, entering the room afterwards shows nothing amiss. >Sometimes the base will just be in Space, outside will be a starry sky, going outside (or rather, opening ANY outside door), will send you flying out, earning you a game over, eventually the base will return to Earth safe and sound. (This is already similar to an already existing event where the base gets teleported to a void but I think it adds an extra layer of mystique.) >Whenever the radio tower's down, climbing it will have a chance of spawning a little green imp either above you on the ladder or sitting at the top of the tower, either way looking at it for more than a second will cause it to despawn. >Bigfoot. >If you finish doing hashcodes at night, you will be caught in the tractor beam of a flying saucer, you will float upwards and the screen will turn white, and then you'll wake up in your base, there is no mystique or horror here i just think it'd be randomly convenient. >If you do the hook trick to get to the bottom of the lake between Tango and Oscar instead of buying scuba gear, there is a random chance that an Actual Great White Shark Just Straight Up will spawn and eat you.

>Similarly if you're in the woods at night/during a storm a polar bear will spawn, it will also eat you, this is a reference to Lost.

>Sometimes while walking around outside Kel will be transported to the surface of the Moon, Earth in full view, he will start choking to death, right before dying though he'll be transported back safe and sound, as a goof.

>If you don't grab your daily 1AM supply crate quick enough, sometimes an Ambulatory Skeleton will spawn and steal the items, you cannot get them back.

>Sometimes a jet will be flying way too low over the valley.

>If you shunt too many of your duties in a row the base will just blow up with you inside, there is no timer, it's just the chance of this happening will go up from 0% to 1% if you don't do your work.

>Dr. Kel finds his own corpse in a ditch while walking around outside sometimes, you CAN interact with it, but attempting to move it out of the ditch will cause it to disappear.

>If you activate Kerfur, he won't turn on, he will instead be inside your desktop, turn the computer off and on to fix this.

>Sometimes a nightmare will be Kel in his underwear in his old school.

[bsins]

Heyo! Can I please request an AU model Hawks x chubby reader? Where he is keeping their relationship a secret because he wants to protect her from the paparazzi and fans, but she thinks it's because he is ashamed of her. Then, something happens where there's a big misunderstanding. Make it angsty, then fluff, and if you want add some spicyness to it.

OMG YES!!

This is my first ever request so I hope it’s okay.

Pairing: Model Hawks x Fem! chubby reader

Warning: tiny bit of spice, hurt/comfort, mentions of blood, body shaming, not really but it’s there.

Hawks is a well known name inside the modeling industry, having his face in every single ad there can be, perfumes, cars, watches, you name it. But with fame comes the media comments and gossip, there wasn’t anything he didn’t do that wasn’t criticized.

So the moment he met you, he swore to keep you away from the public eye. Not because there was something wrong with you but it seemed that nothing was enough to satisfy this enormous monster that was the Japanese media.

But because a stupid picture is why Keigo stood in front of his PR team while being chastised about his relationship.

“Keigo, we know you've had this slip up with your significant other, and we think she doesn’t meet the Hawks brand”

He knew this was bound to happen, that is why he always kept your relationship a secret, but he didn’t expect to be photographed with you when grocery shopping. It was like a bigfoot kind of picture, all blurry and from really far away but your magnificent silhouette was there and people wanted to know who the mystery girl is.

“So you have two options here, or this ends or she works to make it meet the standards. You know how brutal the media can be”

Fuck, He hadn’t thought of that, you were going to get hurt by how mean people can be, he can’t let that happen. So now he is doing what he thinks is best to protect you.

“What I mean is, it isn’t a good image that you are a foreigner and not famous but if we dolled you up and lose a few pound we can balance it out”

And you, his beautiful girlfriend, the love of his life, his goddess, with the most beautiful curves, are sitting across from him on the couch with a ‘bitch, are you serious?’ face.

“Keigo, are you listening to yourself right now?”

“Yes, and I know is a big change but I know we can make it work”

You definitely weren’t inside japanese beauty standards but thats what makes you unique and he loves you for that, and wants to protect you from all the mean comments and news cover, and gossip.

“I can’t believe you”

“baby, please”

“I thought you were different Keigo, but you are just like everyone else. Why is it always what I look like? Everyone in my life always had an opinion to make about me, my family, my friends and now you. Is that why you don’t want people to look at me? Do I disgust you?” 

Tears started to appear in your eyes as you stood up to leave. He promised he would protect you and make you happy but he hurt you. Keigo never in his life had done something so fast like hugging you right now.

“That’s not what I meant baby, I’m sorry. I thought that if we made these changes I could protect you from the media” 

You looked him in the eyes, crying and hurt “You are an idiot”

“I know, I’m sorry” he hugged you tighter “And you know what?, I promised myself I would get rid of anything that would hurt you or made you sad”

He got to his knees in front of you, holding your hands on his. “And I hurt you, so please punch me”

“WHAT?” That is definitely a plot twist. “I’m not doing that!”

“Na-ah, you are doing it. Come on, do it with all you got” He closed his eyes and pointed to his cheek.

“Keigo no, get up!!”

“Keigo yes!! come on pretty girl, I know you can do it”

“No, this is like domestic abuse”

“No if I’m the one telling you to do it, so please Y/N, with all you got, okay?”

“Fine”

Keigo was expecting a tiny punch after hearing you being hesitant about this, what he didn’t expect was for you to falcon punch him in the face. He could feel his nose getting broken and falling back on his ass.

When he opened his eyes he saw you a little unfocused but perfect as ever, with those thighs that drive him crazy, that soft tummy he loves so much and god damn those eyes, he probably looked like an idiot in love, but he is an idiot in love except  you were watching him in horror with your hands covering your mouth.

“Is it wrong if I’m hard right now? God that was so hot!!”

Keigo Takami unlocked a new Kink.

“No!! I’m taking you to the ER, you are bleeding”

“Don’t worry all the blood is going somewhere else”

“Your manager is going to kill me!”

“No because I’m firing her along with the PR team for making me hurt you”

“I think we are even”

You helped him stand up, and took him straight to the ER, actually his nose was intact but it was going to be swollen for a few days. They made him stay with an ice pack just to keep an eye on him.

“I can’t believe you convinced me to do that”

You were standing in front of him while he was seated in the stretcher, holding the ice pack for him.

“And you think…” he pulled you closer by your hips and let his hands wander downward towards your ass, kneading your cheeks “I can convince you again?”

“No” you deadpanned at him, completely ignoring his advances.That made him chuckle.

“No, baby, but in all seriousness. I’m sorry. And I don’t want you to ever doubt yourself, you are so goddamn pretty and sexy, that I can't believe my self control right now to not fuck your brains out on this stretcher”

How can he be dirty talking while apologizing is beyond yourself.

“But trust me, you are everything I want in my life, I want you just the way you are, I thought I was protecting you but I did the opposite instead. I really really love you so much, you make my days so much happier and I don't want to lose you. Would you forgive me?”  

“I already forgave you, and I love you too, what you said hurt me, I’m not gonna lie, but we need to talk things first before jumping to solutions like this. Okay?”

“Okay” He gave you a tiny peck on the lips, looking at you like you hung the moon and the stars. “I love you so much Y/N, just the way you are”

[ojottakilgelman]

Hello Tumblr??? Welcome to

Drawing Dialtown characters so I can try out a new style + practice drawing on my phone after an eternity

On today's episode we have Abel ! (No, I won't draw him with his other suit anytime soon)

Words can't express how much I STRUGGLED to draw him. I already had some silhouettes planned for some characters and, to my surprise, those were the only ones that worked decently well with Abel, so my main problem for a while was trying to figure out one that fit him and didn't look too similar to the others. In the end I managed to do something and I think it works?? Idk

Anyways, I'm going to be drawing the characters in alphabetical order according to the wiki, so, the next character I'll have to draw (skipping the apartment civilians) is Bigfoot! Stay tuned to find out how I lose my sanity.

Small notes and stuff I noticed while drawing Abel

A thick lineart works best with this artstyle. If done otherwise it'll look unfinished.

Color picking from images is really helpful. In this case I used a few screenshots from The Powerpuff Girls and Clone High.

The ruler is my best friend now.

Trust the process. I was about to give up (multiple times) but using a lot of references and painting the whole thing ended up saving it.

[fiction-pod-recs]

Welcome to the first installment of Fiction Podcast Recommendation Thursday!

I wanted to start out with a favorite of mine, Jar of Rebuke!

[Image ID: The cover art for Jar of Rebuke is shown. It is art of a jar outlined in bright red and filled with black with various cryptid silhouettes inside it, each colored in with the same bright red. There is the top of a humans head that morphs into six tentacles, Next to that is the top half of a bigfoot waving. And in the bottom left there is a three eyed deer. Each of the creatures have their eyes filled in with black. In the center of the jar there is a large key also in red. Underneath the jar there are 6 tentacles in red holding it up, and the background is bright green corn silhouetted on a black background. in the top right "Jar of Rebuke" is spelled out in white letters. /.End ID]

Summary of the show as provided, “ Follow Dr. Jared Hel's journey as he works to re-discover his forgotten past and finds his place within the small Indiana farm town of Wichton and the cryptozoological organization he works for called 'The Enclosure'. These audio journals, and other recordings, dive deep into Midwestern US cryptids and folklore while also telling a mystery about identity, queerness, neurodivergence, and community.”

Season 1 and the first part of season 2 has been completed already with 21 episodes averaging from 10-25 minutes per episode. The second part of season 2 is currently being released with 3 episodes out now, these average around 10-ish minutes in length. Both transcript and content warnings are available!

Now, time for the less serious me gushing about it:

I love Jar of Rebuke so much, it was one of my first fiction podcasts and it is just amazing.

The sound quality is pretty good and the storyline is just aaaaaaaa /pos. I love it, it can be so cozy and so dread inducing at the same time it's amazing! It has amazing representation and i love the way it portrays it!

The voice acting is good, the storyline is good (I've said that twice now but it really is), all of the characters are complex and its just amazing! I really want more people to listen to this because it is really good.

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Ok, I think this concludes out first fiction podcast rec Thursday. Tell me your thoughts, I am always willing to learn how to better these and if I'm being honest I never was the best at giving recommendations. But nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed and maybe found a new podcast to listen to!

[bigfootbeat]

Bigfoot and Bears

People have been fascinated and perplexed by the myth of Bigfoot for many years. Bigfoot is a mythical, ape-like monster that is rumored to live in North American woodlands. Despite many sightings and multiple claimed interactions, concrete proof remains elusive. People may mistake bears, particularly the American black bear, for Bigfoot, which could explain many of these sightings. Numerous elements, such as bears' physical traits, actions, and the places they live in, support this notion. Bears sometimes resemble Bigfoot's reports, particularly when seen from a distance or in low light. Standing on its hind legs, an adult black bear can reach a height of more than six feet, matching the mythical creature's proportions. Bears can have a very human-like silhouette when they are standing upright. Their shaggy fur, which can resemble a huge, hairy biped akin to eyewitness reports of Bigfoot, emphasizes this likeness even more. People have also observed bears walking short distances on two feet, particularly when they are enquiring or trying to get a better look at their environment. One could easily confuse this activity with the gait of a bipedal hominid.

Bear habitats also overlap quite a bit with places where bigfoot sightings are frequent. North America's hilly regions, dense forests, and large wilderness areas host strong bear populations. These areas are ideal for both bears and alleged Bigfoot encounters because they provide plenty of resources and cover for the animals. The possibility of misidentification increases because hikers, campers, and hunters in these areas may not always be familiar with the local animals. Furthermore, the Bigfoot tale may have its roots in bear behavior. Bears are often elusive and reclusive creatures that would rather stay away from people. This evasiveness may result in short, transient glimpses, leaving much to the imagination. Bears, when threatened or provoked, exhibit aggressive postures or vocalizations, further fueling bigfoot rumors. People may perceive these behaviors as threatening or unearthly. It is impossible to overlook the influence of psychological and cultural elements. Deeply rooted folklore and the power of suggestion can affect how people interpret unclear information. If you hear a rustle in the bushes or see a dark figure in an area where Bigfoot legend is common, you could easily attribute it to the mythological creature instead of a bear. Due to the well-known limitations of human perception, people frequently see what they desire or anticipate to see while under stress or in unclear circumstances.

We now know more about the ecology and behavior of bears because of technological advancements and growing public interest in wildlife. We gain a deeper understanding of these animals' lives through the use of drones, trail cameras, and other monitoring devices, which often capture actions previously considered uncommon or unique. By demonstrating that the claimed creature was, in fact, a bear, these technologies have also refuted several Bigfoot claims. Even though Bigfoot's appeal is still great, it's quite likely that many sightings are just bear misinterpretations. We can dispel the mystery surrounding Bigfoot and foster a deeper respect for the actual wildlife that inhabits our planet by recognizing the parallels between bears and the mythical being they frequently confuse with. More research and unbiased investigation may not only solve the enigma surrounding Bigfoot, but also inspire greater reverence for the animals that inhabit our forests.

[midnightmoonbeams]

ZONE drew Shiver with an ink Nessie. mura drew a robo, captioned, "HAVE FUN!" SolrSparky drew Shiver with a menacing Nessie. Lapi says, "BIGFOOT IS A REALLY REAL CREATURE" GHOSTIE drew silhouettes of Knuckles and Sonic.

From April 1st, 2023

[lazysharkart]

Why have just one bigfoot? Why not have all the bigfoots? In fancy colors! No one said he had to be black or brown.

[gremlin-dreams]

The Office with dinosaurs.

(fake names for privacy)

So it started out as if we were inside a game of minecraft, heavily modded, and we had a camp set up somewhere that was supposedly safe, however my teenage nephew (we will call him D) died and respawned way away with nothing so I was readying myself to go out there and fetch them and bring them home safely. The others were making fun of me for struggling with these ridiculously unfair mods, like new monsters everywhere, like boats were a bitch, and like swimming was damn near impossible, it felt like pulling yourself through literal treacle. 

Anyways I finally reached the other side of this river by our base, heading out to save D, when Leon (a dickhead, D's biological dad) was there and came over to start mocking me further, honestly I just wanted to punch him, and then he pointed out that after all that preparing and struggling, D had already basically wandered all the way back to camp alone and somehow unharmed. 

I gave up. I threw my gear at him, took my helmet off and threw that too, and all my armor, and wandered right off into the woods. I climbed into a tree and just sat there, and the others were all worried about my safety, someone jokingly cut the wood down from my tree so the leaves were slowly disintegrating, and that's when it slowly stopped being a minecraft game and turned into a far more realistic place, almost the real world. There was a pack of angry minecraft wolves below me on the ground, and they morphed into a real and scary pack of black dogs as I was about to fall into them, all the others had scampered leaving me entirely alone.

Part of me knew there was no way to outrun an angry pack of big black dogs, but obviously I wasn't keen to be torn to shreds either, especially now it was no longer a game, so as I inevitably fell through the leaves to the ground I bolted, making a break for it. During this, I slipped, falling into this cave structure and the dogs were basically right on top of me at this point, I thought I was screwed, and the dogs all fell/jumped down too, to chase me, though when we all hit the bottom, I took a second to dust off and collect myself wondering why I hadn't been eaten yet, and the wolves were scarpering through this smaller cave tunnel. I turned around and on the other side of the big chunk of open cave I was in, a black silhouette of a pretty big Dinosaur.

I was in disbelief, it looked like a slightly smaller version of a T-Rex, like maybe only 8 foot tall rather than a whole fully sized rex. Anyways it took my brain a second to comprehend, but then the damn silhouette began walking toward me and that was it, I bolted too. I ran for the only escape, because the cave entrance was now way above us, I went for the smaller tunnel those wolves had taken, hoping it would be too small for this thing to fit through.

So I'm struggling, panicking, pulling myself through the tunnel and when it opens up a bit on the other side, no sign of wolves, I take a breather, all going quiet- and then BANG, BANG BANG. Along with its roars echoing throughout, the beast was actually trying to break its way through the tunnel, and it must have been a tough motherfucker because it was working. 

So I bolted once more, now, safe to say, even worse off than the dogs, running deeper and deeper into this tunnel of this cave, twists and turns, and saw some weird shit in there (maybe even a bigfoot?) With a big dinosaur chasing me trying to fit through, until weirdly I turned a corner and started seeing equipment, hospital beds, tons of them. It was like the cave had morphed into some backrooms version of a hospital, messy rows upon rows of curtains, beds, equipment everywhere, and then just like that the cave was gone.

I am now confused as hell, but I heard a scream and a roar, alerting me that the danger was far from over. I broke into a run again, lost in the many rows and columns, seeing actual people in the other ones also running like headless chickens, until I slid past this big curtained area and stopped, trying to see if I could hide there, and wouldn't you know it, my sister Sara (D's mother) was in one of the beds, looking real crappy. I tried to silently gesture to her to stay fucking quiet and that the dinosaur was nearby but she couldn't keep her mouth shut, I felt a big puff of foul smelling hot breath on the other side of the curtain from me and cringed, knowing I was screwed, so as it broke through sending the curtain flying and literally killing my sister, I bolted again to try and save my own life. 

Now looking around, the location had changed again. I was in a really big supermarket, doing some shopping amongst tonnes of others also shopping, and the single small rex was now two fully grown ones. They burst through some big shelving units sending everyone into panic.

Amidst all the running and chaos I actually bumped into somebody I knew, my best friend Jim and his Fiancé Pam (Yep, from The Office) and their two kids, a baby boy and a toddler little girl. God I knew I had to help them get out of there safely even if Pam is not that fond of me for whatever reason, which was okay because this was literally life or death, petty shit can be pushed aside for now. 

Anyways I helped them get to the door of the huge store, Jim told Pam to run ahead and unlock the doors of their car and start the engine. He took their son, Jameson, and I was pushing the cart with little Bella sitting in it. We were running as fast as we could. So far the dinosaurs were still wreaking havoc inside but still, we were shitting ourselves and desperate to get the kiddos to safety, who were also like nephew and niece to me, maybe even god-children. 

Anyways Pam is shaking trying to unlock the car when we reach it, and Jim pulls open the door to try and get Jameson in his car seat and I did the same, opening the boot and helping Bella into her seat, doing the buckles for her. I also threw whatever groceries were in the cart into the boot alongside her thinking provisions might be a good idea, before I shoved the cart away and closed the boot. At this point Jim was still struggling with the buckles on Jamesons car seat (He had managed to hit his head somewhere earlier in the store and was a bit shaky, possibly concussed) so I told him to get in the damn car whilst I buckled up Jameson too, then climbing into the back seat myself as Pam put pedal to the metal and we tore off, which was just in time too, because I looked back and saw the T-Rexes burst out of the storefront along with some smaller dinosaurs, maybe raptors.

So we drove for a little while and it was my first time visiting their new house because they had moved recently and it was more off in the country so they thought safer from this weird Dinosaur Apocalypse, and of course they went about unbuckling their kids and taking them inside, so I grabbed all the provisions and food from the trunk and closed up the car, also struggling to fold up a pushchair before carrying the bags inside.

It was a beautiful house dont get me wrong but I couldn't focus on that, I had a lot more on my mind. All the crap I had just been through. So when I got inside and put away the food in their huge kitchen, I sat down and basically started to dissociate, my anxiety sky high. Here's the thing, I'm not going to lie, Jim was my best friend and Pam did not like me very much because she thought I was trying to break them up (I never did such a thing, they are such a cute couple) but deep down in the truth, I was actually in love with Jim. However I was not a homewrecker and he had children and a soon-to-be wife so I never told him anything. When things had calmed a little bit, the children had been ushered upstairs and Pam reading them a story, Jim came over to grab some ice for his head and also check on me.

He could see that I was mentally checking out, and that my anxiety was getting the best of me, because he knew me better than anyone, so he didn't even say anything, he just walked over to the little breakfast bar and hugged me, really tight, and just held me there for a minute. As far as he was concerned he was just looking out for his best friend and also knew that the deep pressure helped a lot, both of these were true but I was never going to tell him it was anything more. He tried to get me to talk to him, but I struggled, I was really quite a mess, and Pam came down with that disapproving subtle glare even though I wasn't doing anything (I think she was worried because I was Jim's best friend, when years ago Pam and her old fiance were engaged, Jim was her best friend, so... I guess it makes sense she would be paranoid) and Jim told her to back off a bit and leave me alone because from what he could piece together I had literally just spent hours fighting for my life, and then seen my sister die right in front of me. 

Honestly Jim standing up for me, best friend or not, it was all I wanted, his hug was strangely soothing and grounding and yeah I had a duty to hide my feelings so I didn't mess with their relationship (they were good together, happy, and had two adorable children) but that doesn't mean the feelings weren't still there deep down.

Later on a few more of our friends from the office came around with more supplies, apparently it had been decided that Jim and Pams place was the one to go to and gather and hold up, because it was sorta in the middle of nowhere, it had a basement, so people were bringing themselves and food and whatever - probably because Pam did not want it to be just them and me, and it was a bit awkward because I'm pretty sure one of the office friends also knew (confidentially) that I was in love with Jim, but they were like sympathetic because they knew I wasn't a bad person or a homewrecker, so they knew I was dealing with a whole lot PLUS unrequited love, it sucked.

[malevolent-monthly]

Fic Preview Saturday

Welcome to Malevolent Monthly Fic Preview Saturday, where we showcase previews for WIPs that have been submitted to us!

If you have a snippet of a WIP for one of our January prompts and want it to be showcased on Fic Preview Saturdays, send it our way via our askbox!

Here's an example snippet from our very own @splitting-infinities, following our Ghost Hunter AU Prompt!

Clip 6: Dawn. ARTHUR is sitting on the front steps of the mansion with PARKER. PARKER is wearing a parka and a beanie that says “Believe” with an image of Bigfoot on it. ARTHUR is wearing a fedora and a trenchcoat. Their breath is visible - it’s clearly cold outside. PARKER (charming): So… Does this change anything? ARTHUR: I still don’t believe in ghosts, if that’s what you mean. PARKER: Oh I see, you’re committing to the bit. ARTHUR (laughing): What bit, there’s no bit! It’s science! Plain and simple. You’re the one who freaked out. JUMP CUT Clip 7: A camera is bumpily following PARKER as he runs down the stairs frantically. It’s dark, and his flashlight only catches glimpses of his face. PARKER: Nope! Nope! Oh (CENSOR)! Oh (CENSOR)! Oh God. Nope! The camera pans quickly back to the top of the stairs, where a silhouette stands backlit by the window. It looks like ARTHUR but it is too dark to tell. The camera pans back around to find PARKER trying to unlock the front door of the mansion. PARKER: (CENSOR)! Art, this isn’t funny! Ah no, no no no. He finally unlocks the door and escapes into the night. The camera follows him down the dimly lit driveway for a few seconds before going black.

[geekupdated]

Here is an alternative approach to “respect the locals” trend. Instead of a funny flat graphic showing a walking Bigfoot (and again, playing with hide and seek), this grunge badge shows a huge silhouette of the Sasquatch over the misty mountains. It’s something that commands more respect than funny pictures, don’t you agree?

(via Respect the locals – grunge Bigfoot graphic)

[calder]

i like this this "bigfoot walk" silhouette ferals/overgrown seem to hit in screenshots

[givemebishies]

I just remembered when I went to a local craft festival a month or so back, and I remember spotting amidst all the wood burned “Trump 2024” and “I ❤️ God and Guns” signs, I saw a booth with some awesome Bigfoot stickers, and one of them had the classic silhouette of Bigfoot walking in some delightfully sassy high heels which I throughly enjoyed

I got excited about it and told my husband to look, and when we got closer the lady working the stand said hello to us. I told her how much I liked cryptids and I thought her stickers were really cool, and I said “I especially love the one of him in heels” and the lady said “Oh no honey that Mrs. Bigfoot!” :^)