#big stabby goth gf

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who are some of your favorite ocs and why

Oh boy, let's see...

(in no specific order)

Rachel - She's fun as hell, chaotic and badass. She'll pull up to a wedding in a tank and full tactical gear and people will just be like "yeah, that's just Rachel"

Nova - Big goth gf is also fun. Thinking up creative insults for common use and getting to reveal her... '''soft''' side when it's time

South - Chaos Incarnate.

Tamara - Not at all right in the head, and it's fun to explore that side of things, especially considering that Psychology is my main interest right now and all my other characters are mentally stable (for the most part)

West - The shy, anxious giant <3

Nanami - The Flirtatious Bastard. I love coming up with the corniest lines ever for her to make everybody within a 50 mile radius groan audibly.

Zoe - Creepy stabby woman. Cool motive, still murder.

Dr.Asuka Tamiko - Creepy stabby woman, but doctor. Cool motive, still murder.

Tequila - The trickster zombie. Always fun making mischief with her.

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So y’all know this meme right? I can’t decide whether this is more Anakin Skywalker or Asajj Ventress

I mean Ventress gives off the initial vibe

But then Anakin is also super angsty and stabby and extra so I’m not sure

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Pfffffttt in an AU where the Rule of Two doesn’t exist and Sidious ends up with all his murderous apprentices at the same time, this would totally be how all the extended family holiday dinners would go. This turned into a bit of a minific, sorry!

Sidious beforehand makes sure to call Anakin/Vader and ask him if he can please not cause any sort of scene this year

Vader protests, why is he the one getting scolded? Things only ever happen because Racist Uncle Dooku is constantly saying shit that he knows will piss Vader off!!!

Sidious interrupts that he’s already talked to Dooku about his behavior, and he’s going to be better this time. Vader should be more patient, though. He knows Dooku is from another age, he’s more set in his ways, and stuff just slips out sometimes, Vader knows that

Vader’s still grumbling, but Sidious stresses on how he just wants one happy family gathering this year, is that so much to ask?

(Sidious is an manipulating, shit-faced liar who lives for drama)

Eventually, Vader reluctantly promises to behave

Of course, that promise is tested within the first five seconds of everyone arriving for dinner when Dooku takes one look at Vader and comments, oh dear, it seems that Vader is the only one who didn’t bring someone along this year, again, is everything alright?

Ventress pipes up that she only came along because Dooku promised her free food and she also didn’t want to have dinner with her mother

Everyone ignores her, Dooku included as he stares Vader dead in the eye in a kind of Sithly staring contest

Vader is already looking murderous and the silverware starts to slightly tremble, but Sidious breezes past commanding everyone to take a seat, and the crisis is momentarily averted

The first course is terse but polite. Dooku says some more things on occasion that make Vader crumple his napkin violently, but Sidious makes it better by praising him for his new accomplishments, which makes him feel better

Oh yes, Sidious continues, Vader is doing very well for himself, unlike some other people at the table. Say Maul, did you ever get a real job? Move out of that garbage heap you live in?

Now Maul is the one crushing his napkin, and Sidious sneers at him, but quickly changes subject to scold Ventress because no phones at the table, honestly Dooku, what kind of example do you set?

Dooku says nothing to him, but he quickly snaps at Vader to give him a hand and pass the water jug (alcohol was banned after the first year Vader started coming to dinner)

Vader reaches for the very large knife instead, but then Sidious asks him to be a good boy and pass him some water too, so Vader reluctantly levitates it across the table.

If a large portion of ice water happens to spill all over Dooku’s crotch area, oh well, it’ll dry, right?

Dooku is also clutching his knife at this point

Nothing else happens in the next five minutes besides Vader and Ventress having a silent foot war under the table because someone won’t stop kicking my leg, I have nice pants on!!!

(It’s Sidious. He’s kicking both of their legs. Because he is a Dick.)

(The kicking contest ends when someone kicks Maul. Maul has metal legs and does not appreciate being kicked. Maul kicks back.)

It all comes to a point at the introduction of the entreé courses. Dooku and Vader are having an gradually increasing snark fest, subtly goaded on by Sidious. Ventress is back on her phone, hidden in her lap.

Maul stands up and announces that this entire course is full of mushrooms.

Sidious stares right back at him. Yes, he says, yes it is. Is there a problem?

Maul snaps back that yes there is, Savage is highly allergic

Savage only went with Maul for moral support and very much does Not Want To Be There.

Savage has barely said a word all night and wants to keep it that way, but now everyone at the table is staring at him, so he mumbles into his lap that, really, it’s alright, he’s happy with the salad, he doesn’t want to be a bother

Maul cuts him off that no, it’s not alright, he told Sidious beforehand about the allergy

Sidious tells him not to be so dramatic, he’s ruining the meal.

Maul says he’s not eating if Savage can’t

Sidious rolls his eyes. Maybe if Maul wasn’t so sensitive about everything, he wouldn’t be such a disappointment

Maul shrieks back that he’s not nearly as disappointing as Vader is, but he’s the favorite

Vader protests to leave him out of this

Dooku has a sudden coughing fit that sounds an awful lot like something, but no one can hear exactly what it is besides Vader, who’s sitting right across from Dooku (because Sidious is a Dick)

And Vader snaps, lunging directly across the table, taking half of the food with him, swinging a lightsaber directly at Dooku’s stupid neck

Of course Dooku has his own lightsaber ready too (because while Sidious has a No Phones At The Table rule, there’s never been one about lightsabers because he is an instigating Dick)

Dooku and Vader’s fight goes very much like the gifs above with Maul and Sidious’s screaming match as background music

(Actually it’s more Maul screaming while Sidious kinda just laughs in his face looking very much like the knife cat meme)

Savage is trying his best to crawl under the table, and Ventress is live-streaming the entire thing to Space Twitter. ‘Holiday dinner is WILD #urfamcouldnever #helpmelol #ididntevengettoeat #RIPfood😭’

The entire night ends when Sidious and Maul’s fight turns physical after Dooku Force throws a thing of what turns out to be mushroom powder, Savage ends up inhaling it and almost dying, everyone is zapped by Force lightning, Vader knocks one of the candlesticks over and sets the table on fire, and everyone has to clear out

Ventress’ video is viral by the next day, and another family fight breaks out when someone notices that Sidious liked her original tweet

And so ends another crazy Sith family gathering. Sidious gets his entertainment in, but not even he can predict what happens the next time when Vader brings a Jedi to dinner

#YOU KNOW THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THANKSGIVINGS WITH THE SKYWALKERS ARE LIKE

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Random OC x BNHA ships for fun cause I just think they’d be funny:

SAMARA X TOKOYAMI. YOU CANT TELL ME HE WOULDNT GO FOR THE BIG TIDDY GOTH GF WITH BLACK WINGS EYES AND HORNS

Kirishima x Ronan cause it’s just a lot of romantically calling each other bro-

Lucy x Yaoyorozu or Shoji…it makes sense in my head-

EUGENE X TOGA. NO MATTER THE UNIVERSE HES IN HE GOES FOR THE PRETTY STABBY GIRL

Nina just being friends with Todoroki cause she always finds the traumatized boys to be adopted by-

Crack ship is Bakugo x Olive cause can you even imagine-

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Secondary Korg thought to big tiddie goth gf - chaotic anarchist stabby gf

YES because he’d be mildly confused the whole time with both but it doesn’t seem that weird because he’s mildly confused for everything!

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Star Wars Characters in an Avatar: The Last Airbender AU

So I’ve been thinking of this for a while. The way I’m doing it, only Force-Sensitives will be benders cuz that feels right

PREQUELS

Anakin Skywalker: Earthbender. Well, actually he’d be the Avatar and his best skill would be firebending, but Anakin grows up in the Earth Kingdom in this AU in that desert where he races sandships and wins by sandbending. He also figures out metalbending cuz he’s a nerd and still good with metals and mechanics.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Firebender. NO WAIT LISTEN. Firebender!Obi is a hill I will die on because ik he might SEEM more like water or air or even earth, the guy in ATLA who Obi Wan mirrors the closest is Uncle Iroh. They both are distinguished war generals former war generals who ended up outcasts because the government they served was no longer what they stood for and their loved ones got hurt/killed. Both are the Wise Old Mentor who guide the troubled young men whose fathers brutally maimed them. Both are fucking deadly when they want to be and only grow stronger with age. The only difference is that Obi Wan gets along with Mark Hamill while Iroh.... Does Not. Obes is a firebender because he knows how to control it. Also, if Anakin goes evil in this AU, y’all KNOW the Mustafar fight in this would have to be an Agni Kai. Speaking of, another firebender story Obi Wan matches is Roku (yes he’s the avatar but again, was born Fire) whose friendship fallout with Firelord Sozin is VERY similar to Obi Wan and Anakin’s mess, right down to someone’s wife dying because of their BS.

Padmé Amidala: Earth Kingdom. She also leads the Kyoshi Warriors cuz c’mon Pads and her royal handmaidens are basically MADE for that right down to the facepaint. She serves the Earth King, and is a diplomat between nations

Ahsoka Tano: Waterbender. Ooooooh I debated this for a while whether she should be water, air, or fire, but ultimately chose water cuz Ahsoka gives off big Korra vibes. She’s from the Southern Water Tribe, probably figured out bloodbending but flat out refuses, more of a fighter than a healer, WILL freeze your ass Elsa-style.

Qui Gon Jinn: Airbender. Yeah so no one wiped out the airbenders in this AU, he’s the go-with-the-flow type and has the same tendency to pick up weird animals. It was between air earth and water for him but I figured he was too stubborn for water and too idealistic for earth. Definitely uses his height to wield a big airending staff around and can knock like twenty ppl over at once. Figures out energybending but only to really make his plants grow xD

Satine Kryze: Water Tribe. Ooooooh y’all Satine was the one I had the most difficulty with because ugh basically ALL freaking Mandalorians are fiery hotheads and Satine the most fiery of them all so putting her as the nonbending pacifist leader of a bunch of firebenders is VERY tempting because that would make an interesting story. However, I ultimately chose Water Tribe, the Northern Water Tribe in particular because Satine feels a lot like Princess Yue. Very put-upon leader who’s facing enemies from the outside as well as arguments within her own advisors, just wants the best for her people, ultimately willing to die for her beliefs and her people when some asshole outsider comes in and attacks, traumatizes her boyfriend when she does die and the fandom tends to poke gentle fun at her boyfriend for it afterwards. Also, Bo Katan and her Nite Owls feel a lot like the water tribe wolf warriors to me.

Palpatine: Firebender/Earth King. Yes this makes sense because although Sidious HAS to be a firebender because lightningbending, he also has to be able to screw over Padmé and Anakin. So, he’s a firebender who manages to manipulate his way into the Earth Kingdom and take control of the throne and Ba Sing Se. May or may not still hold power in Fire Nation and talk them into invading everyone anyway or not, but he’s def evil.

Yoda: SWAMPBENDER. Bahaha ok so I know that the swampbenders all kinda fell under waterbender status, right? But yea waterbender would work really well for Yoda, but you KNOW he lives in the swamp as a cretin alllll the time in this AU and trolls everyone else and likes splashing them in the face. Yoda could also def be an airbender

Count Dooku: Earthbender. Dooku is solid, tall, works with the earth, and I think Form 2 kinda looks the most “grounded”, shall I say, of all the forms. Just the way he moves and his stubbornness definitely say earthbender to me, though he could also def be fire

Mace Windu: Firebender. The way in canon he’s all about self-control and knowing how to work with the darker side of you and the rage that’s there, yea, Mace would be a smokin’ (haha) firebender

Maul: Firebender (dammit there’s too many Fire Nation in this AU see this is another reason why I put Satine in water). Maul’s all about the fiery anger, again would really work well for a faceoff against fire!Obi Wan in this AU, Maul to me really looks like a tragic, worst-case scenario never-redeemed!Zuko. So basically Azula lol which ALSO works very well for the S7 Maul vs. water!Ahsoka fight echoing the final Azula and Katara fight

Ventress: Airbender. No, not just because she’s bald and has tats xD. Ventress would make very good use of the air glider AND the airbender ability to create a bubble around someone and suffocate them. (Airbenders can’t be pacifists in this AU otherwise the only people who could go there would be Satine and the Organas lol). She fights in almost a dancer, flying around sort a way that’s similar to what Aang does, and I could also see her whapping someone with an airstaff.

Jango Fett/Boba Fett/The clones: Earth/Fire. Ok so idk how clones would exist in this universe so I’m just gonna say Jango gets around and has a LOT of kids. Jango seems a lot like a down to earth get ‘er done kind of guy, he’s got the heavy hitting kind of play the Earth Kingdom likes. Boba would be much more of a Fire Nation emigrant. The clones I’d say are mostly Earth Kingdom in personality if I had to pick with a smidge of water and some fire of their own.

Bail Organa: Fire Nation. Bail is the one who lives in the Fire Nation and refuses to really play any way besides fairly. Also good for if he and Breha raise Leia because Reasons

Bonus! Hondo Ohnaka: Air Nomad. Hondo has no bending abilities, but he flies around on a flying bison named Melch and Causes Problems. He harasses Fire Nation blimps and Earth Kingdom trading routes and dive bombs the Water Tribe and is just the Horrible Goose of the ATLA!SW world.

ORIGINAL TRILOGY REBELS AND ROGUE ONE COMING UP NEXT

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Asajj Ventress?

So sorry for the wait! I just realized I still had two of these left!!!

OKAY ASAJJ LET’S GO (character ask meme here)

ASAJJ VENTRESS

Favorite thing about them: I love her snark and her cleverness and her awesome sense of fashion. I could never pull that off but I Respect her for it 😤😤😤 Also she don’t give two shits about how people think of her and I respect her for that

Least favorite thing about them: Is a bad guy :( hurt the clones on multiple occasions, and specifically that she was part of a group that enslaved another group (the Nightsisters on the Nightbrothers) and took active part in Savage’s dehumanization, torture and brainwashing and doesn’t really seem to regret it at all (like what she does to him and the scenes with Feral make me actively uncomfortable and I don’t say that lightly)

Favorite line: Hmm I can’t quote it verbatim but it’s when she’s rejecting Grievous and is like “General Grievous, there is absolutely nothing you have that I could want” and it is like 99% a WE CAN’T HOOK UP CUZ U GOT NO SEX PARTS BITCH AND ALSO I’M BETTER THAN YOU, and it actively made me go “ooooOOOHHH” at the screen so yea, epic slay line and my fave dick joke of TCW (pfff I cant believe I have multiple to choose from) I love it

brOTP: Hmm I think I’ll say Ahsoka, I like the team they made during the Wrong Jedi arc!

OTP: Ventrobi! It’s that whole “pinned to the wall with a sharp knife to the throat and an even sharper smile after a fight” dynamic and I am DOWN with that. Also from what I’ve heard of her dynamic with Quinlan is very tragic but also interests me. Also her and that pink chick in that one episode because that just had tension going On

nOTP: Ehhhh I don’t really ship her with Ahsoka romantically? Also none of her with the clones OR her with Savage or any of the Nightbrothers cuz she mean to them :/

Random headcanon: She’s a very voracious reader. Libraries are some of her favorite places on the planet. She pretends she doesn’t like it as much, but she really does and she has a small rare scroll and book collection where she steals whatever books she can find

Unpopular opinion: Ok so she’s had a suckish life and was abused by Dooku and others in her own life, but she should not get off the hook for what she did to Savage, Feral, and the Nightbrothers

Song I associate with them: Ok so there’s three again. We’ve got Talking Body by Tove Lo, Back to Black by Amy Winehouse, and Gasoline by Halsey

Favorite picture of them: STILL don’t have a way to find pics, but her in her outfit in To Catch A Jedi when she does that move when she jumps on top of Ahsoka and has her sabers crossed, it’s a power move and I love the pose