#big pudin

[kaeruartz]

yo al toque, llegando al fnafhstober el 2 de noviembre

[funkylilworm]

Name: Pudandii

Voiceclaim:

Just imagine it in the Cotl language

Alias:

▪︎Monarch of deception [By Ancient tablets]

▪︎The 6th Bishop [By Ratou ]

▪︎They who tricks [By Ratou ]

▪︎Jester of Tricks [By Ancient tablets]

▪︎Mischief [By Lamb]

▪︎Pudin [By Kallamar and Heket]

Biome: Amber Fire Forest

Relatives:

(Pudandii being the second middle child a long side Kallamar)

Shamura[Sibling]- The oldest and the Bishop of Silk Cradle

Heket [Sister]- The second oldest and the Bishop of Anura

Kallamar[Brother] - The middle sibling and the Bishop of Anchordeep

Leshy[Brother]- The second youngest and the Bishop of Darkwood

Narinder(The One Who Waits) [Brother] - The youngest sibling and a central, imprisoned figure

Gender: Genderflux

Pronouns: [Depends]

Species: Orange fox

Appearance :

◇Original form-

Bad posture , floofy orange fur with their muzzle and tip of their tail being white, always smiling (similar to Alastor' from Hazbin Hotel), tongue sticks out most of the time (similar to Wakko from Animaniacs), slanted eyes w/ red slit pupils and the background of their eyes being completely pitch black , four pairs of cross like petrusions emanate from the sides of their head, half a mask on the left side of their face with a crack on the top , half their nose was sliced open by the one who waits (their nose having bloody bandages on it )

◇Clothing appearance-

Black and gold robe with symbols on it , has a tattered look to it with a few rips, and a black crown with three orange eyes on the front

◇Boss form-

Their body turns to pure red and orange fire with a big gaping mouth with a wide toothy grin, crazed glint in their eyes , for pairs of eyes, is now on all fours, still wearing their robe and crown, and 5 long fire like tails

◇Follower form-

Four eyes ,floofy orange fur with their muzzle and tip of their tail being white, always smiling (similar to Alastor' from Hazbin Hotel), tongue sticks out most of the time (similar to Wakko from Animaniacs), slanted eyes w/ red slit pupils and the background of their eyes being completely pitch black , half a white mask on the left side of their face, and a red robe with a symbol on the front

Personality:

▪︎Positive-

☆Confident

☆Ambitious

☆Creative

☆Whimsical /Wacky

☆Flamboyant

☆Intelligent

▪︎Negative-

☆Mischievous

☆Deceitful

☆Pathological liar

☆Impulsive

☆Creepy/ unsettling

☆Lazy

☆Charismatic

▪︎Nuetral-

☆Grins a lot ,but still expressive through mannerisms

☆Deranged ,because of it they're always cackling and giggling

☆Happy-go-lucky

☆Malicious

☆Chaotic

☆Theatrical

Behaviors:

Pudandii is a deranged unsettling and Malicious being that loves to deceit and trick others for their own amusement without any regret or remorse whatsoever, whether that by lying to and/or manipulating someone to either get what they want or just for shits and giggles.

They also tend to speak in rhymes

Interactions:

If you defeat them the second time after defeating Heket, they become a follower with unique sound voice and dialogue, and quests that are unique to them. Note that upon their first arrival they will immediately protest by deceiting you or others .

▪︎ They will ask to retrieve the half of their nose (Pudandii's nose) (Relic Quest Missing Pieces) in Anura

Dialog:

Opening Sequence

Heket:

"Before us stands the last of its kind. All others we have hunted down and put to the blade."

Kallamar:

"With this final sacrifice, the prophecy will be impossible to fulfill."

Leshy:

"The heretic who lies bound below will be condemned to eternal captivity."

Pudandii:

*Ominous cackling* "And down below is where thou will suffer forever, and will escape ith's grasp never!"

Shamura:

"And the Old Faith shall be preserved."

Darkwood - After defeating Valefar

Heket: "So it is true. The Red Crown sits upon the brow of another."

Kallamar: "But how? We did everything we could to—"

Heket: "It matters not. We need not bother Shamura with this. Deal with it, brother."

Leshy: "As you command, my sister."

Pudandii: *Loud giggling* "Oh funny fun fun, this shall be tons of fun!!"

1st Encounter[Alive ] -

"The joyest joy I feel when I manipulate thy weak and thy meak!"

2nd Encounter [Killed]-

"Foolish sheep that does nothing but swing his blade around , you have done nothing but caused us stress and trouble, you... little...maniacal... brat. You rat, will rue the day you have defeated me and have made us all cry out and because of it your followers will lie and deceit you, BETRAY you!"

3rd Encounter -

*Deranged cackling* "Well than, there he is, the one and only lamb, here to slam me down too or no? No matter little sheep, given the only and only the red crown was nothing but pure regret and consequences and thou has done nothing but spread misfortune ,because of that I cast deceit upon your cult! Best of luck getting new followers now!!"

[The first and last sentence holding sarcasm]

Anura- 4th Encounter -

"Oh boy , my toy has returned for torment !"

Anura- Boss fight -

"HA! You're just as pathetic as the other lambs who has fallen ,when I'm through with you, you'll need a medic."

"Oh how fun this'll be, I can't wait to tear you into pieces Itty bitty sheep, and I'll throw you into the sun."

[After Boss fight/ once defeated] Spare or Murder:

Before Choice-

Depending on your choices up until this scene they'll either say

"What are you gonna do, leave me to die? Go ahead and don't leave me out to dry, you have already done it to my other siblings ,put thy blade in my chest ,put an end to the beginning."

Or "Wait wait wait! Let's talk about about this, let's negotiate!!" ,the second being if they come to realize they've underestimated you too much

Murder-

"My curtains has been drawn, farewell I guess..."

Spare-

"Wait , you're serious?"

Anura (Post-game) Statue encounter-

"You have a lot of nerve showing your face around here even when you're to blame, have you no shame ?"

"You fowl fowl naughty sheep, you dare trap me, even when all me and my kin do nothing but experience pain?! If all is excuses don't make a peep!"

[Pudandii summons 10 enemies]

Combat:

Compared to their other siblings Pudandii is the only one that fights dirty and/or unfairly, whether that be cheating ,purposefully throwing you off guard, and attack combos.

Pudandii fights in a way that's both playing very dirty and toying with the person they're fighting and their fighting consist of pouncing, scratching, biting , blowing fire in your direction, trickery, and ect.

Trivia/Headcanons:

▪︎ Pudandii is genderflux , genderflux is a gender identity that varies in intensity over time. It can be included under the genderfluid umbrella as well as the nonbinary and trans umbrellas. Some people conceptualize genderflux as being fluid between an agender identity and one or more other gender identities. 

▪︎Pudandii is the only Bishop of faith that fights dirty and/or unfairly

▪︎Pudandii's bandages refers to the phrase "Smell no evil" in which I have made up ,sense I never heard it before

▪︎Upon first meeting Pudandii, they try to trick you into helping them with something so they can you you, sense Pudandii is a fox and the lamb is a lamb

▪︎Pudandii speaks through rhymes

▪︎Do to how their dialogue is written, Pudandii has a Lisp

▪︎Pudandii is the 2nd middle sibling of the bishops of faith

▪︎They have a sweet tooth and/or takes a huge liking towards spicy foods too

▪︎Pudandii's followers pray to them in order to be able to lie efficiently and be able to get away with their sins

▪︎Pudandii's combats tend to differ and change ,because of how much they cheat in the fights and a way to defeat them is to think and fight exactly like them

▪︎I inspired Pudandii off of T'noy Keraxis from both Starkid's musical "Nerdy Prudes must die" and the "Hatchetfeild" series

▪︎Pudandii is a sore loser and that would be shown through battles between them and the lamb as you play ,and they will be shown losing their absolute shit in their final form as attacks are hurled at you

_______________________________________________

Name: Ram

Voiceclaim:

Just imagine it in the Cotl language

Alias:

☆Ramsey [self given name]

☆The second prophecy [By Ratou and the bishops of faith]

☆Pompous Jackass [By Lamb/Lambert]

☆Pampered ram [By Narinder]

☆Little Ram [By Leshy and Narinder]

☆Fluff [By Pudandii]

Relatives:

None (all of them died along with the rest of ram kind)

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexual orientation: Gay, Homosexual

Occupation:

▪︎Lamb's rival

▪︎Cult leader of an extremely fancy and advanced Cult called "Fire Clan" (has made the cult for Pudandii ,the Bishop of deception/trickery)

▪︎Rich Cult leader

▪︎Billionaire

What cult is Ram the leader of ?:

an extremely fancy and advanced Cult called "Fire Clan" (has made the cult for Pudandii ,the Bishop of deception/trickery)

Physical appearance:

Small but a few inches taller than lamb, longhaired hazel fur that covers their entire torsoe , back ,and head while the rest of their body is chocolate brown short-haired fur, goat like pupils,and ram like horns

Clothing appearance:

A black crown with three orange eyes on the front , a hooded orange button up poncho cape, and and amber yellow neck bow with a silver bell in the center

Personality:

▪︎Positive-

☆Sophisticated

☆Confident

☆Charismatic

☆Tidy

☆Ambitious

☆Helpful

☆Flamboyant

▪︎Negative-

☆Snobby

☆Rude

☆Snarky

☆Boisterous

☆Perfectionist

☆Cynical

☆Acts like a hippy but is really a fake hippy

▪︎Nuetral-

☆Admires himself alot alot, loves himself a lot to the point he loves looking at his reflection

☆Around his followers he puts on a perfect and Hippy like persona to hide his personality

☆Emotionally closed off

☆Stylish

☆Ritualistic

☆Idiosyncratic

☆Intelligent

Weapon/s:

Similar to the Lamb's crown the Ram's crown also turns into a weapon ,the only difference is that Ram's hat turns into a scythe

,what the scythe looks like is I has a long sharp blade that's actually gold (the blade sets aflame when in battle), I has three orange eyes on the top of the staff part of the scythe, the staff part of the scythe is also gold , the staff part of the scythe is patterned ,and at the very end there's a black and white handle for Ram to hold .

Backstory/Background:

°Childhood-

When Ram was a kid he has two parents named Rameses and Deziray and none of them were good parents towards Ram, often having helicopter parented him and psychologically and emotionally abused Ram . Ram soon having met Lamb (Lambert) who he has ended up befriending Lamb and doing everything together, Ram slowly but gradually getting feelings for/falling for Lamb .

°Growing up-

One day while picking some flowers and making a letter for Lamb , which causes both Rameses and Deziray to find out than confront Ram about it to the point that they decided to move somewhere else with Ram , reluctantly he had no choice but to let his parents plan the move.

The next day Lamb found out that Ram was moving which led to an argument between them, to the point that the two ended up having told each other hurtful things, which caused a rift between the two.

°The present (Grown up/ current age)

The first species to end up going extinct thanks to sacrifices were rams before lambs and because of it similar to Lamb, Ram was gonna get sacrificed , only to be saved by Pudandii (my other oc) the Bishop of deception /trickery and that Pudandii promised to save him but if only Ram were to make a cult in their name, so Ram agrees, leading to Pudandii to give Ram their crown in the process so that through their crown they'll be able to spy on Ram to watch his process and to keep Ram safe.

Trivia/Headcanons:

▪︎Ramsey "Ram" is black coded, meaning if he were to be a human ,he'd be black

▪︎Ramsey has a really thick southern cajun accent

▪︎Ram/ Ramsey is an extremely good chef, is extremely skilled at cooking and baking

▪︎Ramsey shows signs of both perfectionism and abandonment issues thanks to his trauma

▪︎Ram/ Ramsey is supposed to give off that "I'm better than you" type of vibe

▪︎Ram is Lamb's rival similar to how Mortimer is Mickey Mouse's rival and/or how Fizzarolli was Blitzø rival (but way before both Fizz and Blitz made up)

▪︎(If he were to be canon) you can either defeat Pudandii and make him be your follower (it's kinda like an in game "Rival getting his karma" kind of thing) or Ram can do it instead ,beat you to it

[ravenwitch45]

Can we talk about how Fizz looks very different to any other imps in the show?

To us, it's less obvious, but compared to other imps we might even find him atractive to human standards. Fizz has a round big face in a smaller body, big eyes, small body, white teeth in a perfect denture (no tooth crooked or missing). So that is the thing, he looks cute, and that is probably hard to find in imps.

He is also shown to be rather soft, considered he was genuinely concerned for his well-being having a fanatic pervert on his show of lust, his reaction to humiliate Blitzø was "your love-life sucks, lmao" without really going further (unlike his robo ver that actually got into a fight after asking in sarcasm if Blitzø was loved at all) and even as a child he was really fond of innocents games, as we see how he played with his baloon horse (that was actually a dog, but I think he said it was a horse just to follow Blitzo's lead and save the show from that) compared to his friend (dancing to make the other feel better, he even named ir Banana Pudin, OMG).

And then there is his relationship with Ozzie, he made a heart with his robotics arms when introducing him as the boss, before he went to sing "House of Asmodeous" he gazed to him like to ask him if they would step in, they caress each other all the time, he is happily behind the king supporting him, and they even nuzzle. He seems fine by being carried and pampered by Ozzie, playing around, instead of showing remorse or jealousy of their social difference.

He is just..... cute, almost like a doll, probably. So maybe that helps his charisma a lot, considering his popularity. For what we know, he propably is the most known imp, as he is everywhere. In cereal, theme parks, a luxury club, publicity, has replicas of himself, etc.

What do you think?

Well for one thing I think I can say with decent certainty who your favorite character is. As for the notes on Fizz's appearance he is quite unique, and I do find him cute, even if that goes for most Imps in this show. He's attractive but again that goes for most characters in my opinion.

He does seem soft in certain contexts, such as with Asmodeus and the fact that he was concerned for his wellbeing, though I'm pretty sure Asmodeus has plenty of security in the event someone tries to hurt Fizz so I'm sure he's safe.

It's his reaction to Blitzo's presence that gets me iffy on the character, maybe Robofizz was meaner but he's personallity is based on OG Fizz and while the words change they do practically the same thing.

Fizz does have the benefit of not being the only one to demean him but it was still pretty bad. Perhaps he thought Blitzo was there for him, to try to ruin his new life or to get on his nerves, we really don't know what was going on in Fizz's head in that moment. And on the idea that the Balloons were actually dogs that's actually really sweet of Fizz to go along with the horse angle to make his friend look good. Shame so much changed between them

I want to learn more about him and what broke him and Blitzo apart before making any hard judgements honestly.

For the record I think him and Ozz are cute, even if it makes them gigantic hypocrites. I hope they get better, perhaps making amends with Stolas and Blitzo, I think that would be cool. Either way I like the guy even if he's a little mean, even if I have a big softspot for Robofizz as well.

Thanks for the ask, though I'll be honest I wasn't quite sure what you were asking so that's why this is a little scatter brained.

[biancatronic]

My Honest Take on Hate (feat Scott Cawthon) featuring poppy playtime

Oops, calm down if you came to the blog curse me and disagree and say "it's not a game case =/= devs" if you know I'll ignore your opinion it's a case of devs =/= game so sit there and I'll tell you some things to discover.

First I'll say that when you see the video from my Brazilian YouTube Core about the poppy playtime controversies whoever wants to see it just look it up but if you don't understand Portuguese it's ok I'll say what I thought was cool and I pointed out and agree with him.

Venge vs poppy playtime

I confess that I didn't hear about this game but what made Core disappointed with the creator of Venge made me also feel rancid about him because when a YouTube made the video about Venge being "underrated" and that "none" Let's play played his game because in case the creator doesn't see or delve well into his research because core that is a big youtube br played, other youtube not so big with verified played either spanish, english etc ie the guy was just wanting big youtubes to play his game sorry in offend you creator of Venge you are a badass don't come that you helped all the curation of the video and such and agree that your game was not successful and was underrated too much so how tattletail was that I'm still waiting for a continuation of it and other games being released in the same style ah my go chip.

Devs vs Russian fandubs

It was in this bullshit that the thing started to get worse yes they were assholes with him just because of that damn president attacked Ukraine while Russian citizens ant Pudin doesn't support and agree with them apologize would have solved it and end of conversation but I think most that is massacred, the devs wouldn't care so much about it, right.

N*FTs and "Evidence" of Employee Abuse

Started with N*fts they canceled and apologized, the reason I not only hate nft is not because of art theft and selling (which actually has been around for a long time to this day I don't understand why general woke up now with this) but because it is made of cryptocurrencies that in case you don't know it ends up with the environment and this affects our nature this is more important than any rough png monkey, this one I'm going to apologize to the devs for the mistakes they made but the people still believe that and kick Hater until today and you know who did the same thing and the people ignored at the time yes our "dear" Scott Cawthon creator of FNAF did it I confess that she some didn't know because it was in 2020 when he wanted to announce the nfts in the funkopop company and then when he saw it the sour lunch box when fans found out about it he said cancel and look that all this was ready but as he canceled it didn't happen that's guess what the public did they forgave Scott and put the fuck phrase "I understand Scott" that was of m and it ends and calms down that later I talk about it with Scott. Speaking of a comment from an "alleged" employee that I believe is not real for the following reasons, first there are no screenshots and evidence that say that devs treat their employees badly this can only be confirmed with evidence and images and not a comment from a person people are going to stop being stupid if you want to hate guys more so go deeper and compare what is fake or real is careful with false accusations because the internet is full of bad character people who like to fuck with everything.

Conclusion

For all the beautiful bullshit and intrigue I'm not going to apologize to the creators yet, if they came with a sincere apology for the Russian guy then it'll be fine but being the fandom doesn't know how to collaborate then it won't be okay on both sides think about it before talking nonsense to the little blue bird that I'm connected that he won't stop recommending the people's nonsense and coming back to Scott's subject I got more furious when I saw that he donated ant lgbtqs laws of politics lgbtphobic yes my lords and ladies o Scott Cawthon I give laws against the lgbt community and trans people and you know what the community did? What did Sim put an "I understand Scott" yes my gentlemen the community saw it and didn't speak often and if you didn't know then know that this was a disrespectful attitude and that makes him that intolerant Christian that we know and a horrible mention of his troubled artists pinkpills and ladyfiszi who are still working to do drawing and need to be fired right now, while the donkeys are doing thrends and post without salt of "things better than PP" and the fools who disagree with people who still prefer to support the game of than the creators, my conclusion of all is that when chapter 2 releases and shut the people up for a bit and mind your own business and leave the other side that supports the game alone, thank you so much for reading this far.

[certifiedmoth]

wow... lil bub soon to be a big brother just turned me into a puddle of pudin and then it blew up a rainbow!

lil bub is the sweetest !!

[cuadernob]

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[pattyosorio]

SUGAO Tamaki

Parte 1 | Parte 2 | Parte 3 | Parte 4 | Parte 5

Tamaki: ¡Mánager, gracias por traerme "osama purins"! ¡¡El tamaño era súper enorme, estoy feliz !!

Tsumugi: ¡Buen trabajo, Tamaki san! ¡Gracias por cuidar de Kinako el otro día! ¡Me alegro de poder hacerte feliz!

Tamaki: ¡Como hay tantos "osama purin", incluso si los como, no disminuyen en absoluto! ¡Increíble! Da las gracias a Kinako de mi parte también.

Tsumugi: ¿A Kinako…?

Tamaki: Sí. ¡Esa vez hice que Kinako tirara la gacha por mí y fue una gran jugada!

Tsumugi: ¡Qué…!

Tamaki:

Tsumugi:

¡Entonces Kinako tenía tal poder…!

Tamaki: Creo que recientemente están sucediendo muchas cosas buenas. ¿Quizás es gracias al poder del trébol de cuatro hojas que me dio Sou chan? ¡Recibí grandes pudines de la mánager y también hice una buena jugada de gacha! ¡Además, había muchas guarniciones que me gustaban en el bento que Yama-san me preparó!

Tsumugi: ¡El poder del trébol de cuatro hojas es asombroso…!

Tamaki: ¡Sí! Tengo que encontrar uno para Sou chan lo antes posible.

Tsumugi: Escuché de Iori san que estabas buscando en el parque.

Tamaki: Sí.

Tamaki: Como había tréboles allí, lo busqué, pero no pude encontrar ninguno.

Tsumugi:

Entonces realmente no pudiste encontrar ninguno ...

Tamaki: Pero algo bueno pasó en el parque.

Tsumugi: ¿Algo bueno?

Tamaki: Había niños tratando de hacer coronas de flores con tréboles. Desde hace mucho tiempo solía hacerlos, estaba muy feliz de ayudar

[imagen Pudín con lentes oscuros]

Tsumugi: Tamaki san, puedes hacer coronas de flores ...! Cuando era niña solía hacerlos también, pero no creo que sea capaz de hacerlo ahora… > <

Tamaki: Cuando traté de hacerlos, recordé mucho más de lo que pensaba, era un juego de niños. Cuando estaba en la escuela, los pequeños me rogaban que hiciera coronas de flores, así que hice muchas. Recuerdos felices vinieron a mi mente.

Tsumugi:

¡Debe ser hermoso tener un hermano mayor que pueda hacer coronas de flores para ti!

Tamaki:

Eres hija única, ¿no?

Tsumugi: Cuando era niña tenía celos de ver a mis amigos teniendo una buena relación con sus hermanos.

Tamaki: ¿Qué tipo de hermano mayor te hubiera gustado?

Tsumugi: 1) Hubiera querido un hermano mayor amable

Tamaki: ¿Como Ryuu aniki? Siempre es amable con nosotros y también se ocupa de nuestros problemas. ¡También juega con nosotros todo tipo de juegos!

Tsumugi: 2) Hubiera querido un hermano mayor alegre

Tamaki: ¿Como Mikki? Siempre es juguetón conmigo, ¡y también puede preparar muchas comidas deliciosas!

Tsumugi: 3) Hubiera querido un hermano mayor divertido

Tamaki: ¡Las parodias de Nagicchi son tan cómicas! Pero Yama san también es gracioso ww Eso es tan… ¡bueno! Tal vez pueda convertirme en tu hermano mayor.

Tsumugi: ¡Todos los días serían tan divertidos si fueras mi hermano mayor!

Tamaki: ¡Eso creo!

Original: https://minaramen.tumblr.com/post/668764176502652928/sugao-tamaki-yotsuba-part-4-tamaki-the-big

[kokolelethefish]

Day 28 #villian hieeeee this is my villian for today ! Harley Quinn! I need to confess that i don't have like a big background of the caracter but she's so cool and i like her aesthetic !! Send you lots of hugs and pudins !!! ❤️❤️❤️♦️♦️⬛️⬛️⬛️ #mabsdrawlloween #mabsdrawlloweenclub #mabsdrawlloweenclub2017 #dccomics #harleyquinn #watercolor #joker #comics #art #artist #inktober2017 #inktober

[taniacarvalhido]

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Maria e o Boi/RJ – 2 Big Mary (Blend 200g, alface romana, queijo, molho especial, cebola e picles + Fritas) + 2 Refrigerantes por R$ 79

Burguer suculento do Maria e o Boi, no Rio.

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Filantropia, caridade, descontração e muita alegria na Casa da Mãe Pobre

 " Os bons tempos estão de volta. " Por (Eni) A Casa da Mãe realizou no ultimo dia 9, um Encontro Beneficente em prol dos serviços sociais prestados pela entidade. Nem parecia um encontro filantrópico. Este simpático casal quebrou a rotina trazendo de volta a dança e o gingado dos velhos tempos ao som de boas músicas que lembra as "big bands" do túnel do tempo. De bem com a vida, divertidos e animados, vovôs e vovós residentes na Casa da Mãe Pobre, fizeram acontecer um verdadeiro baile da saudade. Como enfatizou o Diretor Financeiro Júlio Moreira, “um verdadeiro bailinho”. Aqueles que acham que a vida após os 50 anos não tem mais importância, ao visualizar o vídeo compartilhado nesta pagina mudarão de opinião. É só descontração, alegria e muita dança. Jovens da  terceira idade embalados pela Orquestra Subúrbios do Rio, verdadeiros deleites sonoros para nossas orelhas cansadas de tanto ruído, voltaram aos saudosos tempos vividos em um  passado remoto, época de ouro das excelentes orquestras e melodias. Deu até pra matar a saudade do  som de Glenn Miller,  quando se apresentavam tocando Moonlight Serenade. “O evento foi um sucesso completo. Tivemos um concorrido bazar, uma brilhante palestra, uma orquestra de músicos da melhor qualidade, uma variedade de comidas típicas: caldo verde/feijão amigo/cebola com batata e um angu amigo também; sem falar na tradicional "barraquinha das delícias" com bolos, cocadas, pudins e a deliciosa canjica. Mais Read the full article

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posible traducción de giga pudding

japonés: 

puri purin puri purin sugoku dekkai giga purin kyou pati giga purin dekakute happi giga purin minna de tabeyou giga purin

inglés:

Puddi pudding It's huge Big pudding Today’s Patty Big pudding Huge happiness Big pudding Everyone, let's eat Comic pudding

español:

Bastante pudín Es enorme Gran pudin Pastel de hoy Gran pudin Gran felicidad Gran pudin Comamos todos Pudin simpático

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For what I had read before going to Cuba I was expecting that a month there would be quite expensive, and definitely can be, but you can also travel on a tight budget.

I spent an average of 23€ a day, but I traveled with another person, so for solo travellers  this amount would be higher for sure, and of course everyone travels differently,  so no one ever has the same travel budget. I just put mine here as a reference, so you know that’s possible.

First tip, never take a no for an answer, it’s important to negotiate, and it’s normal to ‘argue’ and ‘get upset’, always always speak out, if the situation is not fair or reasonable. Other wise you will be paying more than in Switzerland or Norway.

Be prepared to sometimes be ignored in a cuban shop and to be always the last one to be served (but not in a touristic place) 😉

👉🏽 Money

Cuba has 2 different currencies – Cuban Peso (CUP) also known as moneda nacional MN and Cuban Convertible Peso (CUC)  (25CUP = $1 USD =1CUC). Foreigners CAN (and should) use CUP it is not illegal, so don’t believe if someone tells you the opposite.

Probably the best tip I can give is NEVER ask the prices in Cuba, expect Cubans to give you always the prices in CUCs and to see other tourists using only this currency. When you ask they know you are not sure… Assume always that the prices are in Pesos Cubanos (CUP), and pay for it straight away, the only exceptions are the touristic restaurants and bars, long-distance taxis , hotels/casas and tour operators, but you’ll realise that they always write CUC in front of the price. So if you see a menu (carta) with coffee – 1, it means that the price is 1CUP (about 4 cents) and not 1CUC ($1 dollar).

You only need CUCs to pay for: long distance transports, accommodation, museums, touristic spots and water. (0.5L – 45CUC;   1.5L – 0.70CUC;  5L – 1.90CUC) for everything else use CUPs. We came across some upsetting situations in Trinidad and Havana when buying water, the staff from the supermarket didn’t have the prices in the water and despite the fact that we knew the price and gave the correct amount they asked for much more. Step your foot down and argue loudly so everybody now what they are doing,  they don’t just ask for a few more cents, they ask for a 1,5L 3 o 4 CUC.. what they are doing is ilegal and you can ask to speak with the manager or even call the number that is on the wall for the costumer service. Demand that they scan your product and give you a receipt like they do when serving a cuban.

Always choose places that have the prices displayed, it’s a current practice, so when they don’t have it, they will probably create a new price just for you. (check out the pictures below they all have prices displayed in CUPs and keep in mind that $1=25CUP)

The prices don’t vary much around the island, so having the average food prices in mind should help (all prices in CUPs):

sandwich  2-12 CUP

pizza  5-10 CUP

natural juice/milkshake 3-5 CUP

coffe 1-2 CUP

chocolate bar 5-10 CUP (depended on size)

small sweets 1-2 CUP

peanut bars / seed bars 5-7 CUP

ice cream 1-5 CUP

popcorn 5CUP

one paper cone with peanuts 1 CUP

1 big avocado 5-10CUP

3 big mangos 5-10CUP

1 hot dish (rice with beans and salad)  – 10-25CUP

fried banana 5CUP

All snack vary from 3-10CUP

Piña colada 5-10CUP

mojito 10-12 CUP

pasta 10 CUP

beer (cerveja dispensed is the cheapest one) 5-25 CUP

soda in a cup 1-2 CUP

hot chocolate 5 CUP

churros 3-5 CUP

malt beverage 10-25 CUP

average price for local transports in CUPs:

bus – 1CUP (they call it guagua)

bici taxi – 5CUP – 10CUP

I brought cash to fund my whole trip so don’t really know how reliable are the ATM, but saw a couple in each capital district.

Exchanging money it’s easy but like everything in Cuba takes time and queuing outside. Ask for the CADECA the official place to exchange money and of course don’t do it in the street. It is possible to exchange U.S. Dollars, Euros, British Pounds, and a few others. But U.S. Dollar is by far the worst one, because it gets charged a 10% fee in addition to the exchange rate.

Exchange your money to Convertible Cuban Pesos (CUC) first and then some Convertibles(CUC) to Cuban Pesos (CUP). (Don’t forget to take your passport).

Paying in convertibles (CUC) and getting change in CUPs is the most popular trick so familiarize yourself with the money and always check your change.

👉🏽Where to stay 

The cheapest options are the casas particulares, a kind of airbnb or guest house. Finding a casa, is extremely easy, there are plenty available everywhere, we didn’t book any house in advance and was always easy and quick to find one. Simply walk around the area you want, knock on the door of a house with the blue sign and ask to see a room, then decide if you want to stay there or see the next one.

We always negotiate our price to fit our budget that was €20 per night and we found always a house that was willing to do that price for us, even in the more touristic areas like Havana, or Trinidad, so don’t get afraid when they start saying that is the high season, all the casas are full, etc.. Cuba truly has an huge offer.

Breakfast is normally not included and the price is between 5-6CUC, but to be fair you will eat exactly the same out for a fraction of that price, so we never ate at the casas.

👉🏽Eating and drinking 

Someone that I met there told me “we are not here to eat” when I was complaining about the food, and lack of options…. and that really needs to be the attitude, because cuban food is by far the worst I ever came across.  In the other hand its ridiculously cheap and why to worry about eating when you can drink 🙂 natural fruit juice of course 😉

The lowest-cost options are at street-side stores they normally have sandwiches, pizza, rice with beans, pasta, natural fruit juice and coffee, but not all the options at the same time.

They have two types of places, the state-run restaurants and the particulares, the last one is a bit more expensive than the other one but not really a big difference, it’s like instead of paying 1 dollar for your meal you will pay 2, only if that private restaurants (particular) serves locals.

Cooking your own food its not an option at all, but what we did to complement our meals was to buy fruits like avocado and mango and ask at the restaurantes to cut it for us.

Fresh juices are amazing and very cheap, if you have an empty water bottle with you, ask them to refill it with juice (1,2,3.. cups) it’s a normal practice between locals.

We never got sick from the food or drinks (only feed up😂)

👉🏽Being Vegan (or) Vegetarian 

Well where to start… to say the true, being vegan in Cuba can be very hard when you are traveling on a budget, and off the beaten path.

While you always have the option of eating at the casas particulares, that with your guidance will be able to cook something for you,  it’s not the cheapest option or any different from the things you can eat outside. Cooking is also not an option, because they will not allow you to use their kitchens.

Carrying a knife, is truly a life saver, you can just  eat some salad or fruit, when you want. Cubans sell seasonal fruit and vegetables using street carts, it is more likely to find them during the morning. Fresh fruit is by far one of the top foods you can eat, the most common are guavas, papayas, pineapples, bananas, mangoes, avocados, mamoncillo and coconuts.

Here are some names of the most common food, if you don’t speak Spanish it would be important to get familiarised with them:

arroz (rice)

ensalada (salad)

frijoles (beans)

arroz morro or moros y cristianos  (black beans + rice)

fruta (fruit)

maduros (fried sweet plantains)

tostones (fried green plantains)

Yuca frita or cassava (root vegetable)

pan (bread)

papas (potatoes)

Batido (milkshake)

jugo natural (natural fruit juice)

Cucurucho (desert with coconut and pineapple)

pudin or flan (pudding flan)

Pasteles dulces (bakery)

mani (peanuts)

More touristic places, like Havana, Trinidad or Viñales will have better option than the rest of the country, but not much..

So far, for me, Cuba was the hardest country to eat well as a vegan (sorry to say that if you are planning a trip to cuba 😆) You will definitely not to starve but you will get sick of the same food everyday, specially if you are travelling like me for a long time, by the end I couldn’t think about eating more of the same again 😫 the smile in my face holding the food was just for the photos  hihi 😂

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Cuba travel tips: everything you need to know to travel on a budget (part 1) For what I had read before going to Cuba I was expecting that a month there would be quite expensive, and definitely can be, but you can also travel on a tight budget.

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Tom’s hands already full of callus began to hurt, like they were being crossed by lead bisonts when the night arrIved. His arms were made of pudin, always shaking for no reason. His cousin Rorge of the same age was in the same condicion. Only Oz and Balt were fine, they left the room in the middle of the day like everyone to lounch, than they disapeard like every single day in history. The knight did'nt want to wait so the heirs restarted the trainement. Tom as the heir to those prosperous lands, had the best teachers his father could give or trust. He learned how to fight, how to shot, how to run, how to throw sprears, how to swim, how to use a sheild and how to climb with the man he was with: the Iron ox. Usualy on the open yard, not at the horn room. However Tom’d rather use the closed room than that training yard. It was warmer. The floor was padded and had a leather coat. They wouldn’t use shoes on that. The room was in the top of the newest tower of the castle, made by his grandfather when the rebelion ended, his father told that a foreign arquitect from Loxer came and got lunatic with the city, beagging to be the one to constroy the new tower. When finished it looked like every other. With limitless windows And no regular shape.But inside the room the walls were made of green marbel and had a fire place as wide as a tall laid man, in the sides had exposed all kinds of weapons, from long swords to daggers, from spears to arrows alongside bows with a lot of shapes. It had all tipes of weapons, some that he had never saw outside that room. He would also learn all the Onteigonew history, all the wars, all the noble houses and their castles, islands, lands, forests, mountains, lakes, rivers, seas, bays… with the old sir Patrok Ungle Koik. His father always called him when some vassal came to the capital, usualy asking for some thing… or when a smaller lord was juged. From time to time he would call Tom and Rorge to play a war game in a massive map on the internal garden. They chosed wich land they would be the prime lord, excepte the Golden Lands where the king were. All them had indiferent advantages, some had more man to fight, or better castles, or better weapons, or fertil lands to grow crops sell it and buy more man. A maid wich Tom did'nt know the name said the dinner was ready in order of his mother. The knight canceled the train. Tom had to bathe first his body was as wet as a lamprey. The old intirior halls were so bright at night that Tom nedded a lamp to see the paintings of former lords and battles with forgoten names of forgoten wars. He was lucky he knew the castle. At night some young maids or stews ards could get lost, shouting was useless. The intirior walls were thick and a lot of chambers had a cork coat. Tom arrived to is bedroom like a hound after hunt a eagle for a mouth, rewardless. A hot water tube was ready to a bath. And the fireplace warmed the room like it should be warmed. He dressed a light beje tunic, green wool pants and brown sandals. And returned to the dark halls. Closer he got the the Diner room louther he heard is father telling a war storie. -He was right there. Up that bloody hill with is crown.-said Harkash Darlane with a turkey leg on his fist dropping sause to the table.- a big part of his army was with him. The blue man were a very big army with good weapons. “Lockily I had more. Me and your uncle were there. Do you reamember?” -How could I forget the day i lost my eye? When you tell me every mounth?- the lord laughed -It’s easy! The only thing you need is a barril of strong wine!- his father wasn’t fat or skiny, he had a small beard around his mouth and a big mostache, long and brown of hair, fern green of eyes. - Even with that most be hard to forget the day you got you title. And mostly the day the war ended.- saied Rorge. -Ay- anued the uncle. - Why is always the last day the most unforgetuble?- asked Vern, is sister under the cornflower dress near the big fire.- I’m sure there were a more important day in the war!- His sister Vernedys was three years younger than Tom, she had curly olive wood skirt of hair to his shoulders, two dark emerals above her tiny nose and two fin lines of cerise pink beanith. Her small hands, delicate and fine were holding a chiken leng. - There were! - said the uncle.- At the western White Lands. In a castle called the Porjuls Fort. Unfortunaly for the Daylon House. Sir Ulid Poliwood one of the high generals of the Blue King Tolman Morzan comanded a big army of twelve thousand man. They siege the castle in one second, the only thing the Daylons could do was to hide. In the end of the winter they had no reservations of any thing but wine. Hundreds of archerts surrunded the castle to put down any dove, raven or falcon. “In the 3 day of siege the Poliwood shouted to the guards and the maids of Porjuls to throw every Daylon of the fort’s walls.”- Varla Colte, his mother, drunk the last sip of wine she left in the cup. She turned even whiter when sir Marke stoped to bite a leg of turkey. -I reamenber how my father heard about it.- Barla his younger sister weren’t dinning with them. But sleeping with her poopy, Paunchy, so the Lady Colte could speack freely, fearless of toutching Barla’s inosence.- a raven of the Blue King.- she talked slownely and sadely, like she stiled in mourning.- it told us that they cut their throats and throwed them from the top of the walls, the first one was Lord Hilon Daylon, than Lady Katerine, than…- she hiccuped- Isabel and…- a lonly tear came down and left a wet road from the eye to the chin.- Leon , a baby if mouths….- her sadness screamed from her whiteness like the snow in the roofs of The Godsfeet Palace, she had very bright blond hair, two blue topaz lakes with a jet island. She was small, unlike the big mounteins she grow up but strong as their rocks.- My father after reading it shouted so loud every dove near the windows flew away. His precious lands were bieng destroyed. Tolman Morzan declaired war to all Oteigon. And killed his littel sister and his nefews - He was smart to wait. That year a very big drought hited the Green Lands , Meralyn Royte barely could afourd the hunger of her people. While the Blue Lands all keap to be wet. In droughts they would become a lot more fertil.- said the the old knight. - But why did they killed all the Daylons?- asked Oz. - They were the ones that guarded the passegue to the White Lands. With out them Tolman’s armys could go on. - ansered the Lord Harkash.- Are you fine dear? - I’m good, I just felt very bad. She has my aunt and they were my cousins, I played with Isabel so many times, in Godsfeet and at the Porjuls Fort. I loved her like she was my sister… But that was a long time ago. Isabel and Leon are with the gods now… Some umforgetable moments aren’t allways good ones… thought Tom. Some steward knooked the the ancient door of the room full of iron black bulls and beech leafs of jade and emerals, greener than the stones of that small hall, with only three windows, like the big window of Tom’s room, made of grey, green and normal glass, at the walls were exposed trophies of hunte and war, like stags,lions, bulls, bears… and the blue crown of Tolman Morzan. The fireplace and the moon were the only ones that lighted to dinner. The table they dinned with was to big for them, there were Tom, Vernedys, his mother Lady Margot Colte, his father, the twins Oz and Balt, his uncle and the old knight sir Patrok Ungle Koik. Barla was sleeping like his grandmother, Lady Elenor Summerbee. - My Lord…- saied the steward- Saon Gail wanted to know if we could start to decorate the city. For the graeps-harvest festival. - Sure.- said his father with out looking to the steward’s sowl.- one more thing. -Yes my Lord? -Tell Saon the next time he orders some one to ask me for meanless things like that, while i’m eating, I will wrip off his tongue my self. - Yes my Lord… - Ugrh! I hate that festival!-said the uncle, his mother looked better, she wipped her tears and continued to eat.- All those stupid songs, it’s just a who can shout louther conpeticion.- the Harvest Festival of Wine was full of joy, hapiness and well bieng to the Grey Grass people. Everyone drinked at the same time. And the women and children throwed florwers from her windows. -Well that also means I leaving.-said Rorge. He had a fire-head, was almost as white as his mother, tall and muscled, he was all Royte like his mother Lady Meralyn Royte of the Red Lands. The only Darlane image in him was the strong green big eyes with a basil tone. He was the same age of Tom. - Right! I can’t belive 15 years has passed!. - Shouted the long browned hair Lord. - I can’t belive it began.- his cousin looked so happy. He would finaly become the Prime-Lord of the Red Lands.

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The World On Its Period, Feb 14

Valentines na nanaman bukas. Ang araw ng kamatayan ni Valentine, minsan para sa mga taong tanga tulad ko, yun yung araw ng mga puso (yung organ mismo) o yun yung araw na nireregla yung mundo sa pula ng paligid, yun yung araw na nagdidiwang ang mga mag syota at makikita mo sila sa; (a) Plaza, ito yung lugar na nagdidiwang yung mga mag syota na high school palang,mga mag syota/mag-asawa na walang pera pero ginusto talagang magdiwang (realidad yan) , o di kaya yung mga pabebeng elementary palang eh ke haharot na at dun din napiling makipagsikiksikan sa araw ng mga puso  (b)sa mall, nako jusko kung wala kang syota iwasan mong magpunta sa lugar na to pagpatak ng ika-14 ng pebrero kasi kung pula na yung dugo mo eh wag ka, mas mapula yung mga couple shirt ng mga mag syota don. (c)sa park, hahaha kung single ka at hindi mo dinaramdam ang pagiging mag-isa, pumunta ka sa pinaka malapit na park sa inyo, umupo sa damuhan, isaksak sa tenga ang earphones, magpatugtog ng malumanay ngunit nakaka kilig na kanta at titigan ang mga mag syotang naglalandian sa iyong paligid, pagmasdan ang mga naghahalikang estudyante at gumawa ng sonata o tatlong pahina ng pagpapahayag ng damdamin sa taong ika'y may pagtingin ngunit hindi mo naman ibibigay, sa ganitong paraan maiinggit ka, maiinis at mapapawi ang iyong saya sa araw ng mga puso at maliliwanagan ka na walang poreber.(d)sa facebook, oo sa facebook, doon mo makikita ang rumaragasang post ng mga "friends" mong kasama ang kanilang babe, honey, yeobo, oppa, sweet, pudin, bae, baby, bebe gurl, bhokz, o kung ano mang mabahong tawagan nila sa isa't isa. pero ang maliwanag na banda sa facebook sa araw na ito ay lahat ng taong mas mapakla pa sa ampalaya ay ginawa nang kuta ang facebook para pagtawanan at laitin ang mga mag syota, lalo na kung mala trapo yung mukha mo at may jowa kang tila kaka baba ng mt. olympus, asahan mong trending ka no.1 spot worldwide. Sa panahon ngayon hindi na uso yung pa bulaklak,pa teddy bear at pa tsokolate ka lang sa syota mo, hello? lahat ngayon, tulad ng pancit canton, ay extra big na kaya dapat yung boquet na bibigay mo mas malaki pa sa bulaklak noong burol ng yumao mong kamag anak,kung teddy bear naman,aba dapat mas malaki pa sa kama niya at siya na ang bahala kung paano niya pagkakasyahin ang bed-size teddy bear na binigay mo sa kwarto nyang parang apat na cubicle lang ng CR sa SM at syempre ang tsokolate, hindi na baleng hindi ganon katamis at sandamakmak ang mani basta't sinlaki lang naman ng actual canvas size ng The Blood Compact ni Juan Luna ay panalo na, panalo na ang valentine feed ng syota mo sa instagram, paniguradong naglalaway sa inggit lahat ng makakakita ng post ng girlpren mo,sasamahan niya pa ito ng caption na tila daig pa ang 62 (or 63?) na kabanta ng Noli Me Tangere sa haba at kung mayaman ka ibili mo na din siya ng luis Vitton na bag , rolex at mercedes benz at alagang aso na poodle. sa ganitong paraan maiiba ang valentine experience nyo pati na ng bank account mo. Pero dahil tinatamad na kong magsulat sasabihin ko na yung totoo. Nakakainggit ng konti ang mga mag syota sa paligid, nakaka-kulo ng dugo ang mga kamag-aral mong magsyota at ang haharot, nakakasaya ang batiin ka ng "happy valentines" ng kung sino man, nakaka kilig ang lolo at lola mong magkasama pa rin sa espesyal na araw para sa kanila at higit sa lahat para sakin, hindi mawawala sa uso ang mga bulaklak na eksaktong isang dosena lang, yung tsokolateng tatlong piraso lang dahil alam mo kung anong ibig sabihin ng tatlong bagay na yon (ahihi kinikilig ako shet xD), at yung teddy bear na sinlaki lang ng picture frame nyo. It's the thought that counts eh. at huli na talaga, sana naman mabawasan na yung mga taong sawi,ang hirap kasi pag andami namen at yung mga nagsasabing wala silang kadate sa valentines at kawawa sila,nako jusko okay lang saken kahit walang ka date sa valentines maka marcha lang ako sa marso okay na.