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There are only 12 spots available, so I was not able to include the hidden track, 'Look at Your Game, Girl'.
@greeneyezblackheart @elscaptive @valupuyhol @jakelinestradlin
#guns n roses#axl rose#izzy stradlin#steven adler#duff mckagan#slash#guns n' roses#gnr#slash gnr#the spaghetti incident#'pension fund'#new rose#buick makane#big dumb sex#attitude#raw power#since i don't have you#i don't care about you#hair of the dog#you can't put your arms around a memory#Human Being#ain't it fun#down on the farm#rock n roll#rock music#rock#rocknroll#rock and roll
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#big tittays#use my pussy#needy pussy#clean shaven#fill my pussy#love sex#selfshot#feeling slutty#slutlife#sluttoy#sluttybaby#dumb slvt#bd/sm slave#slutty selfies#mature sexy#so hot and sexy#daddy's good girl#bd/sm daddy#daddy k!nk
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⋆ ★ ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𖦹
Heloo, don’t follow unless you wanna see crazy horny shit.
Mac. Doggymoder. Married. Trans.
Love hard kinks and vanilla. Collaring, owner/pet, fauxcest, tpe, etc. DMs cool but don’t just say hey or I will never talk to you. Asks open
pupywife on twit where I can actually post whatever I want! If you want to see even more of me Here are all my links
*DNI minors, Zionists, anti-blacks, terfs, fascists, normies*
#t4t#t4t puppy#ftm puppy#t4t nsft#nsft puppy#puppy sub#trans masc#trans ns/fw#pet pl4y#cnc somno#breed kink#tummy kink#tpe#d/s#trans nsft#primal play#lil bro x big bro#fauxcest#boytits#bd/sm community#dumb puppy#puppy space#bisexual#transgender#mdni blog#cnc free use#bd/sm pet#pet/owner#sex worker#support sex workers
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My big brother who finally figured out what I do for a living while he scrolls through tumblr and recognizes me wearing the sweater he got me for Christmas. Of course I don’t show my face but he knows it’s me. He knows he needs to scroll but he doesn’t. He watches me tease my nipples through it and watches as the sweater rides up my stomach. He watches me take the sweater off and cup my tits. He watches as I lean back and take off my panties. And he certainly watches when I begin to stretch myself out with a dildo that’s coincidentally the same length and girth as his cock. He messages me and starts sending me gifts and money. All this leading up to when he finally asks to do a facetime with me. He says he deserves it after all that’s he’s done for me.
Now my blog is all about couple posting. Posting sex tapes where I’m calling him my brother. But of course theirs no way that’s true, right?
#cnc free use#dumb slvt#r4p3 m3#1cky family#1cky br0ther#sex worker#bro x sis#exploitation#cnc k!nk#free use slvt#daddy k!nk#ince$t#sluttoy#cnc slvt#good slvt#big brother kink#big bro lil sis#blackmail kink
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columbo - sex and the married detective
#columbo#season 8#sex and the married detective#8x03#shiny#sparkly grandpa#look at his big dumb grin with the tuba. if he didnt want his cheeks pinched into oblivion he simply wouldnt look like that
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brocedes stepford wife type marriage. could be het, or not
i love your fics btw!
Not really stepford wives but robot nico???
"I've updated his language model and increased his audio processing speed," says Lewis, gesturing at the cracked-open shell of electronics on the table. It doesn't really look like Nico now, but as soon as his circuits get stuffed back inside where they're supposed to be and his titanium ribs are snapped shut, he'll look just like the boy Lewis followed to MIT when he was eighteen years old. He's not nearly as smart, or as funny, or as insufferable, but he seems to charm his customers just the same.
"And what is your progress on removing the accent?" says Toto. "I understand modelling a convincing human voice can be difficult but--"
"Zero percent progress," says Lewis. "I'm not doing it, just like I'm not designing a fucking companionship mode, because he is a state of the art robotic assistant, and not a robot girlfriend."
"At the going price," says Toto, arms crossed, "you could double your revenue by adding a companionship mode."
"He can affect politeness. That's the best I'll do."
Toto throws his hands in the air. "Frankly, I don't understand your hang-ups about AI companionship. It's the done thing now, and your models are the best on the market. You could change the game, if you weren't so--"
"I said no," says Lewis.
Toto lifts an eyebrow. "I suppose your gifts are reserved just for you? Your prototype--" He points in the direction of other robot-Nico, the prototype Lewis is always tinkering with, sitting placidly on a rather avant-garde armchair in the corner of the lab. "--behaves awfully affectionately, don't you think?"
Lewis frowns, assessing proto-Nico's idle seat. The cycle of his breath is so natural Lewis could almost be fooled into thinking he was real, if he didn't feel the swell of pride in his chest at the fact that he made proto-Nico, made him almost as good as the real thing. "He's experimental. Not--not ready for the market."
Toto crosses his arms, assessing. "I'm sure."
#i must credit misa blorbocedes who pioneered a much better nico is a top of the line purchaseable robot au in the dms... my queen#save me brocedes asks save me#the backstory here is that while at mit nico embarked on a project to preserve human memories/personalities etc. and then abandoned lewis#when he met his wife and moved to some future earth colony for wealthy people and completely gave up the sciences#but he had left his BRAIN downloaded in some organic circuitry... lewis took it and combined it with his ability to build robots to create#a nico bot that he sold to big robot investor toto wolff as an assistant... but clients only get a dumbed-down version. The real original#copy of nico exactly as he was when he downloaded his brain is lewis's personal assistant and lives in his house and provides him with#companionship and sometimes lewis has to open him up to remind himself that it isn't really nico#and to be clear lewis does not have sex with robot nico because he feels guilty even though robot nico reminds him that he still retains al#of nico's original thought processes so it wouldn't be coercive#ANYWAY#i wrote this#brocedes
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Has Clarke ever walked in on fuck boy Lexa getting sucked off by some girl the locker room or at a party? (Let's say Clarke has been in a relationship since before meeting Lexa in this scenario so while she's been interested she hasn't ended her relationship for this fuck boy)
Well the gag is, the two of them have been best friends since they were in diapers and they’ve also been in love with each other for as long as they can remember. The issue is that neither of them have ever been brave enough to fully cross that line; afraid of rejection and/or ruining the friendship they share. As the pair grew older they each dealt with this simmering tension in their own way. Lexa threw herself head first into the hormone filled waters of the high school social scene whereas Clarke chose what she perceived to be a much simpler path…flat out denial.
So to answer your question, has Clarke ever walked in on Lexa and another girl, the answer is an easy and resounding yes. The unfortunate part is that it’s happened several times and each time Clarke has accidentally walked in on some girl down on her knees between Lexa’s legs or caught sight of an explicit text message flashing across Lexa’s phone screen, it’s come at the worst time possible. Every time Clarke finds herself thinking that she might finally take a chance on the girl she’s loved her entire life along comes a painful reminder that Lexa would never give up her extracurricular activities to be with one girl.
And poor, idiot Lexa who’s convinced herself that if she can’t have the one girl she truly wants most in this world then the next best thing is to simply have every girl, is so oblivious to this trail of chaos she leaves in her wake. The most egregious example being the night of Octavia’s 18th birthday party when unbeknownst to Lexa, Clarke had walked in on her and on-again-off-again girlfriend Costia getting reacquainted in the Blake’s pool house.
Clarke wasn’t entirely sure what about that night felt so different or why she had the sudden urge to abandon this cat and mouse game and just admit to being hopelessly, stupidly head over heels for the girl. Maybe it was the endearing way that Lexa ignored protests from the other players as she consistently rigged games of beer pong in Clarke’s favor by knocking in her wayward shots and gifting her the ball back time after time, blatantly ignoring the 2-shots-per-turn rule. Perhaps it was the goofy way Lexa had shouted across the party for Clarke to ‘watch!’ as she did a backflip into the pool. Maybe it was the sweet way Lexa smiled at Clarke while they slow danced that night; not caring one bit that Clarke spent the whole time rambling on about some book she’d been reading while stepping all over Lexa’s toes as she struggled to find her rhythm.
It was hard to say what moment had finally tipped Clarke over the precipice but, whatever it was it had surely left her with a fire in her belly and an urge to find Lexa immediately. So she set off in search of the girl, slinking expertly through the crowd of sweaty bodies and pausing only momentarily to ask the birthday girl which way she’d seen Lexa go. In hindsight, when the words “pool house” rolled off of Octavia’s lips, Clarke should’ve known what she was about to bear witness to. But, she was high off the feeling of young love and her brain was dulled from the abhorrent amount of cheap beer she’d had to drink that night so she thought nothing more of it.
And ya know, the worst part wasn’t opening the door to find Costia’s lips wrapped around Lexa’s length. It wasn’t the way Lexa’s own lips parted in pleasure as her cheeks flushed an annoyingly sexy shade of pink. Nor was it the way Lexa grunted and moaned in pleasure before telling the girl servicing her that she “missed this” and “missed her”. No, the worst, most heartbreaking part of it all was the way Lexa lied straight to her face later that night when Clarke asked where she had disappeared to earlier. Yeah, the way Lexa’s eyes had subtlety grown wide in shock at the sudden inquisition, and the way her cheeks tinged that stupid shade of pink again as she stuttered her way through some half assed excuse about catching up with a few friends, that fucking hurt.
It hurt so much because she couldn’t even tell her best friend about the girl who broke her heart at some stupid birthday party.
#long and not what you asked for and not really sexy more sad but eh I do what I want#does Lexa come off bad in this? Yeth but she doesn’t mean to 🥺 what do yall want her to say???#unfortunately if she tried to explain it to Clarke it would just make it worse bc Clarke would accuse her of lying about sleeping with#someone and Lexa’s dumbass would zero in on the semantics of it all and hit us with a casual “we didn’t have sex” as if that would make#anything better because she’s dumb but I love her and she’s v sexxxiii#ask#we love a big 🗡️#fuck boi lexa#contemplating aging them up to college bc I was in college when I originally hc this all but now I feel elderly having them be in hs but id
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#bunn speaks#dumb wh0re#fr33use#delete later#bunn rambles#bunn irl#semi public sex#public exhibition#big tiddy committee
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SAY SAY MY PLAYMATE
WON'T YOU LAY HANDS ON ME
MIRROR MY MALADY
TRANSFER MY TRAGEDY
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#is the song ACTUALLY about werewolves or is it actually a metaphor for sex? I care not. Lyrics good.#dragoon draws#art#werewolf#blood#dragoons big dumb ocs
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god i know it's a bl but it is crazy how many characters have their consent violated and then it's never mentioned again lol
#i mean when it happens in other BLs it's usually like... the main couple so it's part of the 'romance'#but if it's like. someone comes onto one of them it's like A Big Deal and that person gets HURT#i read a bl where the rapist straight up got murdered#ofs liveblog#anyway#boston gropes top -> never mentioned#ray kisses mew when he's asleep -> ''he's never done anything wrong''#boston coerces top -> top is considered the same amount of culpable#nick records topb*ston having sex -> barely gets in trouble#boston gropes top AGAIN -> never mentioned#sand steals the audio -> NO ONE confronts him!???!????? not even nick?#ray POUNCES on sand and says he's his -> never apologizes#ray screams at mew for not having sex with him -> only apologizes for calling him dumb AFTER mew brings it up
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"true love really exists? or it's just idea create to people don't give up on them lives?"
#carrie bradshaw#sact#sex and the city#aesthetic#luke 🛰️ serie aesthetic#i dont judge carrie because i would infinite times for mr big too#actually everything has limits#carrie is a dumb bitch
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*adding tags to a new nfsw bg3 fic draft* and biting. Obviously. Why wouldn't there be biting? There should always be biting. Considering the characters involved, it's offensive if there isnt a little bit of chomping.
#jacq writes#premise is vampires gets flirted at by big dumb lizards and for some gods damned reason it works on him and that bothers him quite a bit#finally figured out how to write a part for the fic thats been sitting unfinished for like a month now#ive been staring at this fic since like...four days after i post the other one#i just suddenly figured out how i wanted to write the sex bit#idk why that took so long cause the rest of it took approximately two days#anyways
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Your thoughts on Criston Cole?
Ah, Hottie McHottie. If they didn't want me to like him, they shouldn't have had Fabien Frankel play him.
I've talked a bit about Criston before, so I'll just link those two responses here, one's about show!Criston and the other is about book!Criston. Those cover my thoughts on both versions of the character pretty well.
And honestly quick fandom grip: people who lump him up with, like, Joffrey or Ramsay or Euron are straight weird to me. One's a straight up psychopath, one is a serial rapist and abuser who in the books forced Jeyne to be raped by his fucking dogs among the myriad other things he did to her and tortures Theon for the Hell of it and literally starved his first wife to the point where she ate her own fucking fingers, one is a literal child molester who repeatedly raped and abused his two little brothers and is also trying to end the world. But a guy who was sad about a break up and made new friends with someone his ex didn't like is a step too far for some people? Grow the fuck up.
#personal#answered#anonymous#criston cole#some of y'all WEIRD about criston honestly#reeks of classism i do have to say considering he's lowborn and dornish#also he's not even the worse man in the show!#daemon bashed his first wife's head in with a rock because he didn't like being married to her!#he choked his third wife simply because she said something he didn't like! not even mean just something he didn't agree with!#his third wife who by the way is his NIECE he has been GROOMING since she was FOURTEEN#and who he at one point wanted to TRICK INTO SEX at the big age of NINETEEN#before leaving her alone in a brothel half naked and completely isolated to be raped and murdered by any passerby#with no way to get fucking home#but criston feeling hurt that rhaenyra views him as less of a person than he views her and struggling with his religious convictions#and occasionally making a mean remark about her or needling harwin about his super obvious secret is a step too far?#you people are deranged and you people are also just straight fucking dumb i've never seen so much brain death
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sobbing
#its kinda dumb#but im so angry and heartbroken that katie got rid of all our LPS's#i always have been ig#she did it with a lot of shit that our smaller parts miss really bad#we used to wake up in the middle of the night with anxiety that she had gotten rid of something else we loved and then we'd go check#god i hate her#what the actual fuck#i also used to dread when winter would be over because i knew there would be a mandatory day i had to go through everything#and i wasnt allowed to Not#she's so fucking mean#just. that's a fucking child man#let them have their fucking things#im also angry because i can't replace these things to try and make us feel better or whatever#that's stuff that's just gone and not being produced anymore#im so sad#genuinely someone just was like. I want to die so theres some intense feelings in the brainspace rn#fascinating what stuff really hurts#i'm glad it's not everything anymore#but you'd assume the big stuff would still cause the most distress#granted there is some big stuff that is still heavily dissociated from anyone who fronts#most alters are internal only tbh#or emergency only#i've made a lot of progress but i think ive just realized that there's still a lot to go#and it's probably a lot of stuff that im embarrassed to call trauma#it's easier to call rape trauma than psychological/emotional abuse#even the more covert sex abuse is easier for me to accept
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