#big Betty

[funfetti96]

criminals….

[big-betty]

Uhh was that the clone me that Frankie mentioned?

[gyorslab]

Pancakes pancakes pancakes

[legoslab]

I say this with all the love in my heart, but they’re terrible at this

[preservationofnormalcy]

Hey, so, uh, I'm currently looking at uh

Best descriptor I can think of is "A mech." Like, 20ft tall humanoid armored machine. No country flags, no extranormal organization symbols. Just a functional, moving, humanoid machine in the middle of the woods. I have no clue who or what this is, it doesn't seem to care about me. It's just knocking down trees and piling up the logs.

I feel like this is something you guys should be made aware of. Not exactly a normal object.

Ah ████, she got out. Jenny, can you call the Rangers internal line?

Just to be sure, see if you can carefully determine if there’s text on the inside of it—her left arm? Should say “Big Betty”.

We found her in the 60’s in a joint operation with RCOE. She was deforesting part of the Pacific Northwest, across the border between Washington and BC. No idea where she came from, we haven’t been able to crack her open and see if she has a signature or serial numbers. She’s….cooperative, but has a mind of her own.

The Rangers have custody of her now. Or had. I’ll need to get in touch with Exosecurity….

Thanks for the report.

[officer-allen-koenigsberg]

Hey Allen you wouldn’t happen to have the space for a homeless friend on your couch would you?

-Big Betty

Oh sure, I got some space. I have two spare rooms in my house

[officer-tom-bennett]

Please Tom you’re the only other parent I know

How do you keep kids away from the bleach?

-Big Betty

Bleach? Come up with a sort of distraction so that you can use that time to hide it. Try to put on a tv show they like, that usually works.

[legofiction]

Betty whenever Wheelie (or Percival he just hasn’t yet) calls her dad:

[hacksaw-hank]

How long have you n Betty been together?

Funnily enough we started dating before working with Fendrich and just so happened to both get a job working for him we’ve been together for around 6 years

[irl-tippy-doreman]

Okay, so what do you think about harl and the rest of the good people? Unpopular oppinion but I personally hate his squeeky voice and that stupid song. And you must tell us your oppinion of the other guys that work for fendrick.

HARL

I like him. I am a bit mad about the Mars mission, but he has also successfully helped me and other people. He even has a place AND a day just to do what he always wants to do, help. Even when he doesn’t help that much, people still reach out for him. Sometimes he passes by to ask if I need help or just to talk.

They don't work for him anymore. They switched sides and joined Mary Sinclair. But I'm still giving my opinion on them.

HACKSAW HANK

He is really confident when doing crimes, even if he gets arrested by Lieutenant Detain most of the time. He knows A LOT about hacksaws. He would ramble about them to me and I would do the same for him but with doors.

I wonder how he even carries one all the time...

BIG BETTY

She's really sweet. Her family must love her so much, especially her niece. She only commits crimes to get money, nothing else.

VITO

He is the most serious of the trio.

He used to be a jerk. Even with his crime partners... he is still a jerk, but from what I see, now he gets along with them. And a little with me.

[inventinginventoroftruth]

Do u like other criminals? Snake, Daisy, Hacksaw, etc

I haven't worked with them personally, but they seem to be tolerable. Though I will say, Ms. Kaboom seems the best of them all, being both intelligent and capable of feeling sympathy towards others.

[mizandria]

people make fun of the "oh you only hate her because she's a WOMAN" crazy feminist mentality but yeah actually you guys do only hate her because she's a woman a lot of times. for every hated female tv character there's ten male tv characters who are a million times worse and still given at least the "intriguing morally grey character" treatment if not straight up praise. for every hated female celebrity in real life there's one hundred famous men who have done worse and don't get half the hate she does. for every hated female politician, for every hated female historical figure, for the women you know in real life and on and on.

[big-betty]

ok I’m here and ready to conduct the interview when you’re ready too of course

I’m ready for the interview

[gyorslab]

LCA RP clonestuff continues

[legoslab]

I steal the same gift for everyone… a hacksaw!

[vanillaearwig]

I wanted to give Winter Betty a little army of snow babies to dote on ❄💙⛄

Also the first one is a lie. Winter King isn't arguing with anything his wife asks of him, he's doing Anything for Her