✌"I discovered Bible Scenes in Unknown Sandro Botticelli Style Paintings" - AI Art powered by Bernd Pulch✌
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12/29/2023
Fun Fact: LET ME HOLD THE BABYYYYY!!!
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. Jewish laws have a lot of stuff about impurities and uncleanliness. After giving birth, for example, a mother becomes impure for a time (forty days after having a boy, or eighty for a girl). During this time, the mother can't enter temples (dwelling places of God) or touch anything sacred.
2. In this cartoon, Joseph reads about the above impurity laws from a brochure. At first, it seems like he's just informing his beloved wife of their religious duties, but in fact, he's only using it to build up an argument of why HE should be the one holding the new Baby Jesus. After all, if Mary is legally impure, doesn't that mean she can't hold Jesus, since He's sacred? Of course, by that logic, the manger could be considered a temple, since it's the current dwelling place of God-made-Man, but Joseph wisely avoids arguing this point.
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I CAN'T MOVE ON FROM. THIS I CAN'T GET OVER TYME'S ABSOLUTELY STUNNED REACTION TO GREAT STEALING A KISS
I WILL NEVER MOVE ON
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So we already knew that Tyme had a girlfriend before and many of us guessed that he'd never been with a guy, and I feel like this scene proved that Great was indeed Tyme's first male partner. Like he was so hesitant and unsure and a little awkward and asked if he was OK (which is awesome in any encounter with anyone, but it was said in a certain kind of way)
It was actually a pretty tame and sweet NC scene to be honest. They laughed and had some nice kisses and the lighting and cinematography was top notch. Did you see those boys glistening.
It was so slow and sensual and Tyme is all smiles and I'm sitting here like...Tyme...boy...just you wait until Great gets you back to his place and rides you like you've never been ridden before.
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