#bhooo

[poesiaincompresa]

"Mandi sempre messaggi stupidi, senza mai fare nulla di concreto. Quindi vai ad accarezzare scricciolo"

vale lo stesso con:

{Vengo lì e ti bacio?} 🤔❤🌈💋😝🤫

Per capire...🤨🌌 perché qua non si è capito più niente.

@occhicastanitristi-blog @cuoregelidoo-blog @delusa-da-tutti

[maladie-d-amour]

Ho la home invasa di gente che risponde alle x, ma che cazz di gioco di merda è, io bhooo Menomale che sono boomer e non capisco

[ffriluftslivv]

io mi sento presa in giro bhooo

[blackrosesnymph]

Come cazzo fate a masturbarvi su delle foto normalissime bhooo

Concordo, ma apprezzo la loro fantasia

[im-tryingtoloveyou]

Sisi parlo di atteggiamento perché quelli di stasera sono gli stessi di 4 mesi fa

Appena passati 5 minuti ero convinta di perderla, perché se (non) giochi cosi o meglio superficiale per poi sbagliare TUTTI i cambi questo risultato mi sembra palese.

In campionato non so se lo hanno notato ma siamo indietro parecchio...

Poi se queste cose non le vogliamo vedere perché ci culliamo sull'onda dello scorso anno va bene cosi. I cambi allucinanti come sempre, dumfries titolare... Bhooo

Credo proprio che del campionato non gliene freghi proprio niente, hanno la pancia piena, la seconda stella cucita sul petto e faranno la partita della vita solo in Champions.

Qui o Marotta va a tirare le orecchie ad allenatore e giocatori o ci aspetta una stagione di 💩. Che poi basta dirlo "obiettivo quarto posto quest'anno, perché puntiamo agli ottavi di Champions ed è più difficile riuscire a qualificarsi col nuovo format", non c'è assolutamente niente di male e il tifoso di mette l'anima in pace.

[majocamcam]

“Bhooo!”- Digital illustration

[not4yourself]

Come mai tutte queste domande?

Bhooo, non so

[i-mlosingyourmemory]

Come mai?

Bhooo

[teredo-navalis]

@esauritina mi ha chiesto di descrivere la mia personalità con sei personaggi e quindi ecco qua i primi che mi sono venuti in mente, grazieee

taggo @perlina-galattica @esotossina @i-am-a-polpetta @vaginosibatterica @lucamerda0 @whoslexa @discrasiecromatiche @tautologiedialettiche @bicchiere se vi va e te! sì proprio tu che stai leggendo

[vemuabhi]

Prideful Jerk

“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”

– Brendan Francis

Annyong Haseyo!!! Im here to submit my piece for the collab Enemies to lovers of @atzuums I hope you like it.

Pairing :  Oikawa X Reader

Word count : 1.3K

Genre : Fluff, Romance, enemies to lovers, mention of alcohol

A/N : I really loved writing this. Please Support me by reblogs and comments. And sorry for any mistakes.

copyright © vemuabhi

“Please help me this one time. I really can’t come right now. You are my only hope”, listening to Iwa chan’s pleading voice on phone you couldn’t help but to sigh and accept his request, even if it meant to pick up the trashy person you’ve ever met in life. You reached the location Iwa chan mentioned to you and walked into the bar.

As you searched for the brunette you caught a glimpse of him trying to chug down another glass of beer even though he was barely managing it. “Tsk... why should I give him a ride?”, you muttered to yourself as you slowly approached the latter.

His cheeks were red and his eyes looked really tired, as if he would fall down at anytime. You exhaled as you stood before him. It took him a few seconds to realise that it was you infront of him. Even though he was totally drunk, he managed to give you a smirk.

“Yaho! Look who is here now. The always annoyed Y/N. May I ask what you are doing here? Did someone ditch you?”, he managed to get to your nerves again. You almost felt like leaving but then you remembered Iwa chans pleading request.

“You are way too drunk right now and Iwa chan asked me to pick you up. So I’ll let this slide for now. Come on lets leave”, you said as you handed your card to the bartender to take care of the bill.

“Bhooo!! You are no fun at all. You always glare at me while you always smile at Iwa chan. Its not fair!” he wined as you placed his arm around your shoulder and held him up, to not make him fall. You disliked him but he was still a friend of Iwa chan.

“Oh my look at you now helping me! Did you perhaps fall in love with me?”, he chuckled as you glared at him. Even if you didn’t want to care, you noticed how tall he was beside you. His muscles felt strong and his hair looked soft... you wondered if his luscious hair was as soft as it looked.

Pushing away those thoughts you made him to sit in the back of the car. His hazel eyes locked with yours. His eyes seemed... sad for some reason. ‘A person so prideful and narcissistic like him, who always seemed so full of himself, what made him sad?’, you thought as you fastened his seatbelt and started to drive towards his house. The ride was very silent, you almost thought he fell asleep. But then his question made your train of thoughts to stop. “Why do you smile at Iwa chan but always glare at me? Why do you not like me?”

Your heart almost skipped a beat at his direct question. But you decided to answer him anyway, “You are prideful but still have the superiority complex, which is The facade to hide your insecurities. I don’t like it. I don’t even know if I can trust you when you yourself aren’t accepting who you are”.

“Oh... I see”, the ride again fell silent after his answer. His reply almost made your heart clench with pain. ‘Did I really hurt him? But Its the truth’, you thought as you looked at the rear view mirror. You saw him sleeping with a smile on his face... ‘Huh? Weirdo, one minute he is not smiling and now he is smiling in his sleep’.

‘She... she noticed. Maybe she can... understand’, the brunette thought before he fell asleep.

After an hour you finally reached his house. Him being so vulnerable and drunk made you to be a bit gentle towards him. Carefully making him lay on his bed you sighed with relief.

“Not gonna do this again”, you said to yourself and just when you were about to leave the room you heard him speak.

“Y/N”, his weak voice made you to stop in your tracks. You turned towards him as he sleepily said, “Dont leave me now”, with that he fell asleep.

‘Hmph why would I listen to him? Theres no way. I am here to drop his ass and go. Not to babysit him’, you thought as you walked towards the door. But after 15 minutes you found yourself just sitting in the chair beside him. He seemed so sad. Even if you didnt like him, you couldn’t leave just after he said that. ‘Im a kind person. Thats the only reason for this’, you thought as you leaned back and closed your eyes. ‘Maybe I’ll stay for an hour before leaving’.

The next thing you knew was the buzzing of your phone making you wake up. It took you a good minute to realise that you slept the night in the chair. Pinching the bridge of your nose in annoyance you looked towards your side. There you saw the setter sleeping still peacefully sleeping.

“If only you weren’t having so much pride... maybe I...”, you stopped mid sentence knowing what you were about to say. His grunts made you realise that he was waking up.

You quickly made your way out of the room in an attempt to not let him know that you actually stayed the night. But all your plans were ruined when you tripped on the carpet on the floor and fell down with a loud thud.

This made Oikawa to wake up and sprint out of his bedroom to the living room. “Y/N! Are you okay?” he came towards you and helped you to get up.

‘Fuck. Why am I so clumsy in the most important situations’, you cursed under your breath as he made you to sit on the couch and inquired you about any injuries.

“How did you fall down?” you couldn’t answer his question so you just replied with a classic “I tripped”

After this he wouldn’t let you leave. He made breakfast for you two and honestly his cooking wasn’t that bad. It wasn’t as if a professional made it but still it tasted nice. While you ate, you expected him to keep talking but he remained quiet.

But it made you to only think about his behaviour more and more so you asked, “Why are you so quiet? You usually talk a lot. To a point where we need to shut you up”.

“Aww is Y/N Worried about me! So adorable”

“Ah? No! Im not”, you defended back but he just kept smiling and continued to tease you more. ‘I dislike him. But why do I feel relieved that he is smiling now?’

“Hahaha... okay okay... I get it. Ah you are so fun to tease. I never knew this because you always ignore me”

You ignored him again and continued to eat. But he placed his chin on his hand and continued to smile at you. His gaze seemed softer than usual and his smile felt... real.

“Thank you”, he said making you stop eating and focus on him instead. “Not only for the ride home but... also for staying just because I asked you”, he ended which made your cheeks turn red.

“You... You remembered?” he nodded to your question and leaned back in his chair as he continued, “I usually remember even if I’m drunk. Not like Iwa chan who always forgets stuff”

“Oh... I see”, you replied and resumed eating as he smiled at you. You didn’t know how and why you then accepted his invite to the restaurant. Which he labelled as a Date. Then followed by some more of other places which he called Dates even if you denied. Till a point where you both genuinely enjoyed each other’s presence and started missing one other when you couldn’t meet or talk. Maybe yes this really was turning into something really beautiful for real.

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[sab-mohmaya-hai]

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[i-mlosingyourmemory]

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Bhooo ahaha come provo ti dico 😂

[iam-kesanapalli-blog]

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[lotionsandpotionss]

Current Favorite Lippiess!! 💄💄💋💋Swipe ➡️ for slightly better swatches. (I'm getting better at this) I love the @revlon Ultra HD Matte Lipcolor in the shade kisses and spice. They've been my absolute favorite this entire year and gone through tubes of them and still stock up on it. The texture is beautiful. It doesn't crack or dry out my lips and is really long lasting and comfortable to wear. @victoriassecret extreme Plummer lipgloss in shade Almost Nude is a perfect gloss that isn't in your face glossy but rather very 'I'm drinking 3 litters of water everyday' kind of glossy. The only thing I own from this brand because I do not agree or stand with it's brand value. (bhooo) And last but not the least, @maybelline Made Made For All Satin lipstick in the shade Mauve for me is an absolutely favourite. I sometimes use it instead of my lip balm because it's that moisturizing. A good buy y'all. #makeup #affordablemakeup #savemoney #lipstick #drugstoremakeupproducts #favouritelipstick #maybelline #revlonlipstick https://www.instagram.com/p/B36R824AjdK/?igshid=1l0fw7tp6q0m2

[teredo-navalis]

Io non ho ancora capito quanto costa un caffè al ginseng a 'sto cappro di bar. un giorno lo pago 80cent, un giorno un euro, oggi uno e trenta, okkkkkkkk bhooo