#bhens

[deathflare]

my wol's parents r'asha and theia, they were adventurer partners after she convinced him to quit his guild job

[catboyazem]

‹ hunter for hire › BHEN'JA MINH

[anarkali-disco-chali]

why men always have some issues with the females in the world?? like why??? bhai they can't take a joke when it comes to them. Body Shamming then, and telling them you're not beautiful and stuffs??? Kaali h toh eww Gori h toh moti hai, patli h toh khaati nahi khana, goddamn what's your problem???? if something makes them happy toh usme unko problem h??? why can't y'all mind your own business???? who gave you the right ki ungli uthao humari choices pe?? you normalising stuffs on internet like rape, racism and many more things that shouldn't be normalised but have issues if we liked heeramandi?? bro? ab mujhe psnd bhi ni ho skti koi movie?? and especially kyuki it's about women?? GROW UP GUYS itni immaturity kaha se laa rhe ho??? maa baap kya kr rhe h?? sikha nahi rhe kuch???? internet pe bhai mard kitna bura soch skta h stree ke liye wo dikh rha hai!! like I feel ki is se accha marr jaye stree, humara shareer humari iccha humare kapde. Jo puri duniya mei women are facing wo tum face bhi nahi paoge?? and comparing it with ki mere upr family responsibilities hai like dude?????? hein???? iss generation mei bhi you think only men have family responsibility??? working women exist krrrhi h DUNIYA me!?!? dikh nahi rhaa?? ANDHE BHEN KE LODEE GAWAR

apne kaam se kaam rkho na and God please protect their Mothers, sisters, wifes and daughters. NOBODY DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS. god protect them forever. only you can protect them. In haivaano ke Nazar se dur rkho please 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

I think maine galti se thoda jyada hi use traumatize kar diya-

[vermilllionsands]

David A. Hardy

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Mummy ne phone me shirtless ladko ki photos dekh li aur bestie ke sath insta ke chats bhi

[mayakimayahai]

You know who the worst type of teachers are? the ones that say "I have over 30 years of experience do not tell me how to teach" bhen ki lodi kash Terko koi thoda sa bata deta ke kaise padhte hain😭😭 hum pass ho jate

"You were out bunking the class na?!" Abey chutiye ki pathi library gayi thi KHUD padhne because tu toh padha nahi rahi

And please I'm begging you don't start your depressive rant about your divorce WE ARE NOT YOUR THERAPISTS

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Ps. Sorry about the galiyan gussa aa raha hai mujhe uspe

[rogu3-chef]

Tumhi ho chomu

Ghadhe tumhi

[hylfysting]

Bhen makes such a cute artist. Shame he has no skill at all.

[deathflare]

famly doodles

[catboyazem]

For the longest time I've journeyed alone, not involving myself in the affairs of others. But I've enjoyed our time together. ...When I imagine the moment we must part ways, I can't help but be saddened. And it surprises me that I feel that way.

[yzeltia]

Dates of the Realm

Chapter 3: Navigating Family Characters: U'rahn Nuhn, @driftward 's Nyx Blackmoon, Lolomori Totomori, L'ankeo Bhen, Llymlaen Rating: T for Nuhn Notes: As always thanks to Driftward for mechanical passes and letting my sweet Nuhn court their War Crime.

"You're going to love Mi'nani and grandpops! And they're going to love you!"

U'rahn bounced along ahead of Nyx as they watched him in all his jubilant excitement. 

"You've said so many times now, Rahn," they said, eye flitting up, catching the white and black tail feathers as they passed behind a cloud, "You are being pursued by strong aetheric signatures again."

"Huh? There's really nothing like that out here. I feel so much more energetic away from Eorzea!"

Nyx stared as their comment was unheeded. It was stated. He was warned. Their eyes flitted up to the horizon as an older Miqo'te woman who held similar features to L'lolamo Lolamori appeared at the top of the trail. Under her arm, she concealed a large basket.

"Your Mi-Nani approaches."

U'rahn's face lit up as he turned, ears and tail perked high. Seeing the basket, he bolted toward the woman, kicking up dust behind him.

"Mi'naniiiiiii," he called out, "Is that your laddu!?"

As he grew closer, his girlfriend behind him crouched, preparing to run to his side as they spied the basket open ever so slightly and a pair of malicious eyes peek out.

"Ill prepared as always Rahn m'boy," a husky voice growled from the basket.

U'rahn dug his heels into the earth as he tried to slow himself, the incline sending him backward onto his tail. A grey haired Lalafell popped out of the basket and landed at the Nuhn's feet, smirking down at him before picking him up by the foot and swinging him in a circle before letting go. 

"Grandpooooooops," U'rahn whined through the air before backflipping in the air and landing in his hero pose beside Nyx.

The man let out a hearty laugh then marched down the path with his wife in tow to greet the young couple properly. Standing in front of his grandson's girlfriend, he put his fists up on his hips and looked up to her. 

"You Nyx?"

"Yes."

"My grandson makin' you happy?"

"He provides enrichment."

"Good Good. Name's Lolomori Totomori. Folks call me Toto for short but you can call me Grandpops if you'd like," the man greeted in his thick La Nosecean accent as he held up his hand to shake.

"Greetings Totomori."

Nyx reached out and mechanically shook the man's hand before looking up to his wife.

"I am L'aneko Bhen, Rahn's Mi'Nani. It is a pleasurrre to meet you. His letters do not do you justice nor did they say you were a Miqo'te."

"I am not a Miqo'te," Nyx replied.

"Oh. Apologies then dear," the woman said, covering her mouth while looking to her husband.

"I have not taken offense. This is a common mistake."

"Yeah Yeah! Nyx is just Nyx," U'rahn echoed, ears fluttering as they made introductions.

"Understood. Well, I have prepared a meal for us to enjoy together and it is a lovely day for a picnic. There is a spot up the hill that looks out to the sea, let us make our way," L'aneko said before turning to lead the way.

Arriving at their vista, U'rahn's Mi'nani set her basket down and pulled out a blanket. The Nuhn was quick to offer to help, shaking the blanket out several times to spread it out evenly only to have it wrinkle as it landed. Nyx eventually stepping in for him, whipped it out once into a perfect square before taking a seat.

As L'aneko started to food and Toto set out dining where, U'rahn cuddled up next to Nyx, laying down on her thigh with his hands behind his head.

"Hey Hey. Did ya know my Grandpops is a local Herrro?"

"I only know as much as you have told me, Rahn."

"No No. Don't bother them with such a tale."

"C'mon Grandpops! I'm showin' off the family legacy."

The man crossed his arms chuckling, "You best keep that to yourself m'boy."

"Don't be vulgar Toto," L'aneko scolded.

"Yeah Yeah," the man waved off before shrinking back as his wife's ears pinned back, "I mean of course dear! Anyroad! Heroics it is!"

Toto cleared his throat then stood upright to crack his back and move to stand in the middle of their blanket as L'aneko served richly spiced food around him.

"Some fourty years ago I was the Captain of Llymaen's Lament. Sailed the high seas, looted ships, sank 'em. You look in the encyclopedia for a pirate and you'd find me. Well, the Navigator must have got real tired of my shit 'cause she threw one hell of a maelstrom at us and plucked me and me alone off the deck. Next thing I knew a bunch of Miqo'te women were surroundin' me with water and fruit bringing me back to health."

"This Sisters had given me a vision that a great champion would arrive in a storm when I was a girl. I would wait by the sea after every storm for our Herrro."

Toto nodded, crossing his arms, "It changes you. Being loved instead of feared. I couldn't remember the last time someone genuinely smiled at me. Yet, Aneko's here was enough to eradicate the villain I had become. And what man would dream of leaving a harem paradis- ERK."

The ex-pirate was silenced as a wooden salad bowl landed on his head.

"Sorry dear," L'aneko hummed, winking at a neutral Nyx and shocked U'rahn.

"No…No problem…," the pirate grunted, rubbing the forming knot, "Anyroad, I was changed by the generosity and kindness of the Viper women and pledged my axe to serve them."

"As promised by The Sisters. Long had our tribe been plagued by a monstrosity known as Rikitikitavi. The beast would attack Viper huntresses. Our tribe had been declining for some time and our Tia all had been slain trying to earn Nuhn status by felling our foe."

"The weasel didn't know what to make of me. I waltzed right into its territory, axe in hand. I think it laughed at me when it got a look at me. Last thing it did though. Brought the ladies home a big fur that day. Wanted me to be their Nuhn too but I'm a one woman man in my heart. It was Aneko from the moment I laid eyes on her."

"Yes. If only your eyes would listen," the woman laughed, leaning over to kiss Toto on the cheek, ears perking up as she heard a choked sob from her grandson.

Nyx's attention dropped to U'rahn in her lap as his face streaming with tears.

"Are you okay, Rahn?"

"It was love at firrrst sight. A beautiful storrry," the Nuhn wailed.

"Seven hells," Toto groaned while his wife offered their grandson a cloth to wipe his face, "Nuhn up boy!"

U'rahn blinked as he looked up to his grandpa in time to watch him grab a passing Booby and chucking it at his face. The Nuhn yelped then felt his hair be violently blown through before feeling static charge around him as lightning came down to strike him. Unharmed, the Booby preened its feathers then sat down, putting its beak in Nyx's lap.

"H-Hey Hey! That's my spo-" U'rahn huffed before stopping as the bird narrowed an eye at him, "Well…uh…Oh hey, Vindaloo."

U'rahn quickly stuffed his face while N'aneko raised her hand to warn him. Nyx looked down to the plate.

"Rahn. That contains Bhoot peppers."

Both U'rahn and Toto froze with forks on their mouths, faces turning bright red. Grandfather and Grandson soon bolted from the blanket off toward the sea. 

"Do not drink the water, Rahn," Nyx stated without raising their voice.

"Never a dull moment with those two. I hope you are enjoying yourself," L'aneko sighed.

"I am. I have been well enriched during this visit. Your food is palatable too."

"I'm glad to hear it. It has been hard to be so far away from Rahn. I am glad he's grown up so much and has found himself a partner that can keep up with antics. As his Mi'nani, I could have not hoped for more."

"Thank you."

The Booby raised its head from Nyx's lap and narrowed its eyes, prompting them to look in the same direction. At the base of the hill U'rahn coughed a bit of sea water up then waved up at them. The bird soon got up and bolted down the hill, giving chase to the Nuhn and ex-pirate as it tried to nip his tail. Nyx simply watched on while L'aneko let out a laugh beside them.

[hinsaa-paramo-dharma]

School mein ghuss te hi meri volume kam kyun ho jaati hai 😭

[orgasming-caterpillar]

[Today's Quest] Do not get infantilized.

[Start]

Quest Failed: You Were A Teenage Girl.

[coffeeandinsanityy]

I fucking hate this fomo..

[bewakulfi]

im such a bad friend