#bg3 riverside teahouse

[greycloakofevereska]

Auntie Ethel Victims

BG3 Scenery 5/?

"Please. It's you lot who come to me. All you do is want - to be prettier, to be richer, to be loved. People are their own worst enemies, petal. I just let them see it."

[distinguished-rave-moth]

Me walking into the sunlit wetlands:

Oh this is lovely I sure hope it isnt a putrid bog in disguise

[mist1e]

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Well, petal, I see your head is full of evil thoughts. You're twitching something fierce, love. And your eyes! You look like you don't know the meaning of the word sleep. You're wallowing around, fretting and fussing, wondering where to settle your heavy little head so the bloody do-gooders don't stare at you crookedly. You poor pet. My heart goes out to you, truly.

But worry not! Auntie Ethel has just the place for ya where you'll never be looked down upon.

Why don't you relax yourself and have a cuppa with us in my Riverside Teahouse, hm? Auntie Ethel will sort you out. I've got villains and evils galore! We're two peas in a pod, sweetie. What's life without a little fun, eh? And fun we have!

[fade-and-loathing-in-thedas]

Loretta Cousland: BG3 Act 1 Overview

About to enter Act 2 so I thought I'd share her journey so far. This is going to be long so I've put it under the cut

Escaping the Nautiloid

Killed the brain (Us)

Rescued Shadowheart

Defeated Commander Zhalk

Nautiloid Crash

Woke up Shadowheart (recruited her as a companion)

Found Astarion (recruited him as a companion)

Freed Gale from the rift (recruited him as a companion)

Investigated the Dank Crypt and found Withers

Lied to the Tieflings and then mocked and freed Lae’zel (recruited her as a companion)

Emerald Grove

Refused to help the refugees

Saved the Tiefling from the Bugbear Assassin and extorted her for a soul coin

Rescued the Tiefling child from the Harpies, then scared him off before he could tell her about Mol and the others

Smashed Alfira's instrument

Spoke to Volo

Didn't interfere with Kagha's judgement, resulting in Arabella's death

Sought Nettie out for treatment, refused to swear to kill herself should she feel herself transforming thus resulting in her killing Nettie

Blighted Village

Found Scratch and led him to her camp.

Slaughtered every goblin in the village

Killed the trio of Ogres

Rescued Barcus

Found the Necromancy of Thay

Defeated the Astral Spider Queen and its children

Rejected Lae'zel

Goblin Camp

Received Loviatar blessing

Slaughtered all the goblin leaders and goblins

Rescued Volo

Rescued Halsin

Party with the Tiefling refugees

Walk away and didn't interfere with Komira murder of Kagha

Slept with Astarion

Putrid Bog/Riverside Teahouse

Let Astarion kill the monster hunter

Originally left Marina with the Hag, however when she came back later she triggered the fight by discovering the illusioned fireplace

The Risen Road

Encountered Raphael and turned him down flat

Found Karlach (recruited her as a companion)

Killed the Fake Paladins of Tyr

Waukeen’s Rest

Saved the remaining Zhentarim survivors

Saved counsellor Florick from the burning building

Promised to save Duke Ravenguard

Found the Zhentarim hideout

Freed Oskar, sent him away with nothing but the clothes on his back

Encountered the Githyanki

Long Rests before entering the Mountain Path

Wyll found us, and after being convinced Karlach wasn't a devil, Karlach convinced Loretta to let him join us

Mizora appeared and transformed Wyll

The Mountain Pass

Found the Githyanki Creche

Killed the Githyanki Youth who refused to fight

Survived the Zaith'isk and unlocked awakened Illithid powers

Killed the Kith’rak

Confronted Inquisitor Ch’r’ai W’wargaz and reluctantly handed over the weapon (then made to kneel before Vlaakith, which she is still bitter about)

Entered the Astral Prism and refused to kill the dream visitor

Killed Inquisitor Ch’r’ai W’wargaz and slaughtered the creche

Found and stole the blood of Lathlander, resulting in the Creche being blown up

The Underdark

Found the Selunite outpost

Retrieved Phalar Aluve

Found the petrified Drow and defeated the Spectator

Found the Arcane Tower and explored it (killed everyone)

Found the Festering Cove and the fish people worshipping a false god (killed everyone)

Killed the Duergar

Retrieved the noblestalk (sold to Derryth) and left Baelan to die

Found the Myconid Colony

Eliminated Nere and brought his head to the Myconid

The Gymforge

Killed Philomena and stole the runepowder

Freed Nere, let him kill the Gnomes, then killed him and all the Duergar

Found the Adamantine Forge, defeated the guardian, and forged a long sword and shield

Encountered Elminster

[seinaet]

please tell me someone has written a bg3 coffee shop au where the characters work at riverside teahouse lol

[greycloakofevereska]

Putrid Bog

BG3 Scenery 4/?

It has been too long, dear reader, since we last sat together. I wish it was because I'd been traveling far and wide, working to bring you more tips and tricks on how to triumph over evil. Alas, that was not the case. For I fell prey to a Green Hag.— Elizabeth B. Soot from "A Brush with Evil: On Hags