#bg3 apoilers

[fangswbenefits]

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It'd be great if this could magically put an end to the idiotic spawn vs ascended Astarion discourse because people think that choosing one or the other puts them on a moral high ground, but alas...

[maleficore]

I have a strong feeling that if he could, after Durge and their LI show up at the coronation Gortash would go upstairs to his office, lie down in his tiny ass twinbed, put on earphones and blast Mr Brightside on repeat for a couple hours while staring at the ceiling

[persephinae]

Dear Diary, Day _____,

Astarion refused to drink from anyone else, even though that person promised him a potion that would give him more power

Like, he was realllllly adamant that he didn't want to drink from her or have anything to do with her

Whew

Dear Diary,

Astarion was very Take Charge(TM) in this scene and kinda hot ngl

[aranel-ancunin]

Astarion | New Romance Dialogue

[feykrorovaan]

Lae'zel:"Do not trust anyone. Not even me."

Me:"It's going to be Lae'zel."

*Lae'zel ends up being Orin.*

Me:"CALLED IT!"