#beware of the car!

[patrothestupid]

he own the parking lot

[cars-at-the-bahamas]

Please beware of a user named @ Hopelesscatdad

They are known to write and draw Child CP

Here is the proof on that.

They are also known for being a massive manipulator and playing the victim card.

The list is long on who they have hurt and out of respect no names shall be posted.

Please beware, block and report as well

[welldonekhushi]

Presenting you, Innokenty Smoktunovsky as Yuri Detochkin from "Beware of the Car" (1966) vs. Lord Hamlet from "Hamlet" (1964)!

Two of my favorite roles of his, had the urge to draw him so bad because he's way too spectacular. It's like the sun and moon at the same time 😂

[clitmasterslit]

The day is almost upon us

[filmap]

Береги́сь автомоби́ля / Beware of the Car Eldar Ryazanov. 1966

Bus Stop Ulitsa Varvarka, 14, Moskva, Russia, 109012 See in map

See in imdb

[reinemichele]

Translation here

While he was absent, she went around the treasure rooms Constantly bothered by the room she never opened So these are the words I whispered at her ear... “A wonderful treasure is hidden In the forbidden room of the golden key...” Yes— Once you’ve inserted it Into the keyhole, just turn it They’ll be coming out soon: Our 【Corpses and Impulses】 [Id]! Ah, women truly seek embrace For their souls, not their bodies— You’re a sinful man But you’re my beloved, too Hatred will not bring healing to sadness Only a song will resound at dusk Let’s put an end to your comedy! (“Save me, brother, come—!” “Die, Bluebeard!”) “Revenge might be a twisted form of love..." “Still, why can’t humans separate love from lust? How disgusting!”

[livetogether--diealone]

Charles Baku 22 wears the red pants on saturday and suday, engine failure. Charles Cota 23 doesn't wear the red pants friday and saturday, i see your vision, i'll let you do your little ritual

[brosif40]

I’VE RETURNED and I want to know if different colors have different flavors to them and if they do then what would Fools color tier list based on how good they taste look like?

Now it is estimated that there’s about 10 million colors in the world, so I completely understand if you don’t want to spend the time giving your opinion on all of them. We’d be stuck here forever if ya did.

The favorite of the flavors are the pink's, yellows, greens, and blues :3

--Theres so many yummy looking colors in the world so it's hard to list them all <:3

[taiyami]

does a lil dance!!!!! haiiii trick or treat!! :D

Oh my darling friend Pik, I wish I could draw you something cute for you deserve all treats no tricks.... but let's see what I've got in my bin of treasures.

Hm ..... something crunchy and soft just touched my- OH !!

BEASTS ???? !!!

Be careful, Pik, I think one of them is a nibbler- AAAAAAAAAAAA11!11!!111!!!!11

[missbaphomet]

Reddit having a normal one I see

[ttoshaaa]

A spontaneous appreciation post devoted to detochkin and podberezovikov because it looks like my car gays phase has been activated (yes. for the 263374726th time)

[welldonekhushi]

I don't likely have a crush on actors, but..

He can be an exception <3

[dancedance-resolution]

today was my first day at my new job and it’s kinda great?? granted ny standards are low but like. !!! :D

[konigsblog]

P!LINK COD MWII MASTERLIST (🌽)

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. STRICTLY 18+. ALL MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED.

BEWARE: DARKER THEMES BELOW.

PHOTO CREDIT: GLUTT_R ON 🐦/X

KÖNIG

somnophilia with pervert!könig

taking kidnapper!könig for the first time

size difference with petite!reader and könig

“just the tip, könig.” with loser!könig

loser!könig who loses control (breeding kink)

being groped by kidnapper!könig (hole inspection)

forced breeding with pervert!könig

hope inspection with older boyfriend!könig

virginity loss with könig (virgin!reader)

letting virgin!könig use your body (virginity loss)

raped and recorded by könig

entertainment for kidnapper!könig (non-con)

raped in public by rapist!könig

incel!könig making porn for his online girlfriend

SIMON ‘GHOST’ RILEY

punishments with brat!reader and simon riley (brat taming)

relaxing simon riley with your pussy

‘obedience’ with simon riley

stepbrother!simon riley and his best friends

humping your stepfather's bulge

car sex with stepbro!simon riley

rough dom!simon riley and his fuck doll

being manhandled by your stepbrother

raped by kidnapper!simon

being filled by simon riley (breeding kink)

hole inspection with simon riley

cock worship with older boyfriend!simon

rough dom!simon x brat!reader (brat taming)

punishments with stepfather!simon

having your attitude fixed by your lieutenant

semi-clothed sex with pervert!simon

raped for intel by lieutenant!simon

JOHN ‘SOAP’ MACTAVISH

pervert!soap x milf!reader (morning sex)

“just the tip, i promise.” with stepbro!soap

your needy stepbro attempting to distract you

rough dom!stepbro!soap punishing you

playful!stepbro!soap and his virgin stepsister virginity loss

stepbro!soap eating you out

cuddling fucking with stepbro!soap

drunken sex with loser!soap

“fuck, don’t stop, bonnie...” handjobs with soap

being fingered by stepbro!soap

mutual masturbation with soap

stepson!soap with stepmom!reader

KYLE ‘GAZ’ GARRICK

shower sex with pervert!gaz

the type of videos gym bro!gaz sends you

riding gaz in your new lingerie

the result of getting high with stepbro!gaz

having your insides rearranged by gaz

riding gaz for the first time

“don’t pull out!” with pervert!gaz

sucking off gaz for the first time (inexperienced!reader)

letting virgin!gaz play with your cunt while you're high

treating soft!gaz to a handjob after his deployment

virgin!reader fucking themselves back on gaz

CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE

being eaten out by john price (1)

being eaten out by john price (2)

morning sex with older boyfriend!price

spit play with older boyfriend!price

morning sex with sugar daddy!price

being eaten out by sugar daddy!price

manhandled by price

making out with price

stepdad!price and his slutty, daft stepdaughter

[goldshadows]

@fatalelity / new year, new sc.

a stranger had brought her into the ER, after she ran in front of a car and he was unable to brake in time. he wasn't going all too fast but the girl still took some damage from it. a broken arm, a head injury, some bruises. safe to say, she was lucky. by now, her arm had a cast around it and she was sitting on a gurney, waiting for whatever came next. if it hadn't been for all the eyes on her, she would have already snuck out. head turns when another doctor in a coat comes over. no smile on her face but her voice sounds hopeful. " can i go home now ? "

[noskinoffmylabia]

magical girl transformation into the hottest super dyke outfit you’ve ever seen