#between lois danger zone lane and bruce jump into hell wayne

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my love of identity p0rn mishaps leads to clark and bruce first meeting at some function that falls under threat and clark having five near heart attacks because not only does this floozy rich boy keep mouthing off and getting a firearm thrust in his face, but bruce "prince of gotham, world at his fingertips" wayne is clearly faking scared.

clark can hear his too calm heartbeat!! why is he so chill under threat?? how come he keeps jumping between other citizens and the attackers??? does bruce wayne have a death wish???

later clark, starry-eyed determination, decides he has to befriend and help bruce wayne evolve as a person because that idiot and a half is going to get himself killed one day.

(...meanwhile batman sneezes on a rooftop. )