#betty my betty . skrunkly my skrunkly betty

[thefunniestguy]

um um . hiiii <- waving (NORMALLY)

[starconductor]

Meet my skrunkly, Betty Vielen

[becca-is-not-well]

HI

I'm Becca (as you probably figured out) and my friend said I should make a fanfic Tumblr cuz I wrote some for them.

I'll probably be writing mostly xreader fics, whether platonic or romantic. I will write smut, but preferably nothing too vanilla. I am REALLY exposing myself here. NOTHING NON CON.

This is the only time I'll be fully serious: If I write about heavy subjects (depression, anxiety, SH, etc.), it is simply to let people know they aren't alone and to help them through it. I am not in any way romanticizing it. As someone who has been through all three examples and much more, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I've written things for myself about my comfort characters helping me through shit and it genuinely helped me so much, I would love to do that for someone else.

If you know me in real life... no you don't.

All are platonic OR romantic unless specified otherwise

Who I plan on writing for:

Harry potter:

Golden age

Marauders (especially Sirius my beloved)

Fair warning I HATE Snape his "redemption arc" was BULLSHIT

Good omens:

(Said friend got me hooked)

Aziraphale (platonic)

Crowley (platonic)

Aziraphale & Crowley (ineffable husband's with platonic reader)

Riverdale:

(This is lowkey embarrassing oml)

Sweet Pea

Veronica lodge (love her)

Betty Cooper (PLS RAIL ME)

Jughead Jones (I'm weird. I'm a weirdo.)

Sandman:

My friend got me even more obsessed with this holy heck

Morpheus (my skrunkly baby I love him sm)

Death

Desire (is it getting hot in here??)

Matthew(ONLY PLATONIC WHY WOULD WANT ANYTHING ELSE WITH A LITERAL BIRD THE FUCK)

Lucienne (I need a hug from her)

Hob Gadling

Lab Rats:

(Why is this also embarrassing kskeidhxb)

Chase Davenport (been in love with him for forever)

Adam Davenport

Bree Davenport

The Rookie:

(Is this niche??)

Tim Bradford

Lucy Chen

John Nolan

Supernatural:

Sam Winchester (my baby)

Dean Winchester

Castiel (not my cup of tea but I see it)

Twilight:

Jacob Black

Carlisle Cullen (i love DILFs)

Charlie Swan (again. DILF.)

Jasper Cullen (yes. As in the 👁👄👁 mf)

Emmet Cullen

Rosalie Cullen

Big Time Rush:

(Half of these things feel like a confession)

Logan (LOML)

James

Kendall

Carlos (underrated)

Wizards of Waverly Place

(WHY AM I SO EMBARASSED ABT SO MANY OF THESE)

Justin Russo

Alex russo

Harper Finkle

Teen Wolf

Stiles Stilinski

Scott McCall

Isaac Lahey (UNDERRATED)

Derek Hale

Malia Tate

Hunger Games

Finnick Odair

Peeta Mellark

Haymitch Abernathy (I said what I said he's hot fr)

Katniss Everdeen

Gale Hawthorn (not the Canon mf tho he sucks ass)

Other random people:

Billy Russo (punisher)

Caspian (Narnia)

(I fucking love Ben Barnes)

The Darkling (Shadow and Bone)

Alina Starkov (Shadow and Bone)

Spencer Reid (criminal minds) (yes im one of those. Are u surprised?)

Legolas (bAbYy!!) (That's an inside joke)(LOTR/Hobbit)

Clark Kent (smallville)

Mac (MacGyver reboot)

I also like writing poetic type stuff so let me know if u want me to post some of that lol

[swish-swish-nyoom-nyoom]

san jose blorbos - i mean sharks -

hehehe thank you for asking, my dear pizza criminal friend--

blorbo (favourite character): tomáš hertl of course, beloved big slab of meat, mr. huge ass, my little big ray of sunshi[is dragged away] second place goes to mario ferraro :)

skrunkly (my “baby”): eklund. this tiny (35 cm taller than me) gecko that slips away from all the attempts to check him. lovely shaped

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): well he's not underappreciated among sharks fans that much but dahlen. i want him to go crazy go apeshit once against the canucks. you know, have his sweet sweet revenge

glup shitto (obscure fave): knyzhov. give me 0.2 seconds of him appearing in the background PLEASE @ sharks pr. just to check on him. second place: betty melnichuk. she's a team member bc i've decided so.

poor little meow meow: vlasic? he's just a dude with his beloved dogs. idc if he's kinda shit at his job sometimes

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun): logan couture, but to be honest the universe is already constantly coming at him (more precisely at his teeth and nose in form of hockey sticks)

eeby deeby (character i would send to superhell): the one i would have sent there just went to edmonton so...

[wiresandwifi]

for the fandom ask game: that one pirate show you wont shut up about

Blorbo (my fav) is gillion I kissa him I smoocha him we hold hands and bond over both being ace. He lives in my head rent free and I would never dare charge him rent because his presence is payment enough.

My skrunkly (my baby character. Gives me cuteness aggression) is pretzel because I imagine she feels like those weird sticky silicone squishy toys you would collect in mystery bags in the early 2010s. And I would squish her. On the other hand Ollie is the one that makes me cuteness aggressive. I would start growling and shaking like a badly trained chihuahua if I saw him irl because I want to protect him but also shake him around in my jaws.

My scrimblo bimblo (underrated fav)…. King Edison. I just think his predicament is so fonky and also like. Idk I feel sorry for him I draw endless fanart of this awkward little posh kid who’s got too much power for a 14 year old. He lives the dream that every 14 year old has and has realised how much it sucks

My glup shitto (obscure fav) is Braxton Brady because GOD I love alchemists + he named his cat Alky. Fuckin nerd I know he showed up like once. Maybe twice to sell that potion to chip but . Yeah. I hold him in my arms he’s my favorite little nerd I draw him meeting my other favorite alchemist characters from my shows.

My poor little meow meow (problematic/pathetic fave) has got to be captain price or empress malice. I fuckin love Stella’s vibes (also she’s hot I’m a simp) and I want to kiss her on the head and hold her hand and cry. Captain price on the other hand. I could fix him. He could make me worse. I fuckin hate him but I love him but I hate him. You get me? (Also he’s hot I’m a simp)

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun) is Clorten and only because he would probably be like “aw man. Oh this sucks. Ah geez.” The entire time and it would be hilarious. He’s so pathetic I would shake him like a ragdoll.

Eeby deeby(character I would send to superhell) [thunder cracks, sky darkens] BETTY. SHE SHITS IN THE PACKAGES. SHE DESERVES IT

[bubbelpop2]

Fandom List

Antiships fuck off

Most of the time my favorite characters are who i simp for but not always.

(obligatory: I consume media critically and my problematic media does not effect my politics. Also I hate Scut cawthorn but like fnaf. Same goes for any problematic creators and any shows that are inherently problematic like aot or hetalia.)

Ninjago (fave char: (holding a gun to my head) take me to sensei garmadon I wanna be with sensei garmadon

Hazbin Hotel (fave char: LUCIFER 💖

Better Call Saul (fave chars: Jimmy/Saul 💖, Mike, Gus

Jerma

Fallout 4 (fave char: Nick, Deacon

Markiplier (fave char: Mack, engineer mark, Google, Eric derikson

The Amazing World Of Gumball (fave char: Steve Small, Larry Needlemeyer, Richard Watterson

Jimmy Here

super mario (fave char: Luigi

Welcome Home (fave char: Wally Darling

Five Nights At Freddy’s (fave char: funtime foxy, og foxy, lolbit, Sundrop and Moondrop

Star Trek TOS (fave char: Sponk 💖🖖 da skrunkly..

Stardew valley (fave chars: Harvey, Shane, Pierre

Repo! The genetic opera (fave char: Nathan Wallace UWAAAAAA 💖💖💖 i want him to be my dad and my boyfriend 💖

Avatar (fave char: iroh

Deltarune (fave char: spamton

Fairly odd parents (fave char: cosmo, crocker

MLPFIM (fave chars: Discord, Pinkie, Fluttershy

Blues Clues (fave char: Steve

TSPUD (fave char: The Narrator

Poppy Playtime (fave char: Mommy long legs

FNF (fave char: Nice Senpai

Star Trek Voyager (fave char: EMH, Tom

MASH (fave char: Hawkeye

Total Drama Island (fave char: Chris

Undertale (fave char: grillby, papyrus

Helluva boss (fave char: none

Vocaloid (fav char: Miku

The Hobbit (fave char: Bilbo

Rick and Morty (fave char: Jerry, Rick

Regular Show (fave char: Benson

MLPFIM (fave char: Fluttershy and discord

Skyrim (fave char: Teldryn sero/Cicero

LazyTown (fave char: sportacus

PPG (fave char: professor utonium

your boyfriend

Baldis Basics (fave char: baldi

Code Name Kids Next Door (fave char: Father

Grim adventures of billy and Mandy: Grim and nergal

borderlands (fave char: Tiny Tina/Zer0

Star Trek (TNG) (fave char: data

assassination classroom (fav char: korosensei

Cuphead (fave char: king dice/cagney

TF2 (fave char: medic

Don’t Starve (fave char: Wilson

betty boop

Hetalia (fave char: Germany (I'm not weird about it though) and Sweden

loony tunes (fave char: Marvin

Attack On Titan (fave char: Levi

Septicegos (fave char: rob ❤️

avatar the last airbender (fave char: iroh

Sherlock (fave char: Watson

Gravity Falls (fave char: Stan

Lego ninjago (fave char: Sensei Garmadon

Hermitcraft (fave char: grian/mumbo

Animal Crossing (fave char: Raymond/bob

Doctor Who (fave char: 9,10,11,12. I like them all in different ways.

Steven Universe (fave char: Greg/garnet

popeye

Betty boop

Felix the cat

boyfriend to death (fave char: strade

Supernatural (fave char: cas

Minecraft (fave char: enderman

Sanders sides (fave char: anxiety

Yandere Simulator (the Creator can die.)

Adventure Time (fave char: ice king

Moomin Valley (fave char: snufkin

[thefunniestguy]

ur my designated avdenture time guy so have all this

THAT BIG MESSAGE IS SO RIGHT I COULD LITERALLY MAKE MYSELF CRY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. LIKE. OUUUUUUGH WHEN BETTY WAS BROUGHT INTO THE FUTURE (?? FUTURE TO HER , PRESENT DAY FOR EVERYONE ELSE) IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF LIKE , WE GOT AN EPISODE WHERE SHE LEARNED ABOUT SIMON FROM MARCY ,,, THEY COULD HAVE BONDED :(((( BUT ALSO I AGREE W YOUNG MARCY AND BETTY , BETTY WOULD HAVE BEEN THE WORLDS GREATEST MOTHER-FIGURE ESPECIALLY COS WE LEARN FROM OBSIDIAN THAT MARCY THOUGHT HER MOM WAS SCARED OF HER FOR SOOOO LONG !!!!!@!! THEIR MUTUAL LOVE FOR SIMON AND MUTUAL WISH TO TURN HIM BACK INTO HIS OLD SELF , THEY COULD HAVE WORKED TOGETHER REALLY WELL ,,,,, EVEN PB MAYBE COULDA GOTTEN HER BIG BRAIN INVOLVED ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

ALSO OUGH DIES DRAMATICALLY , WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WAS I SO NORMAL ABOUT BETTY,, GRRRRR FINN MEMORIES DIFFER BC I WASNT NORMAL ABOUT HER BUT ?!?!?!??!?! INTHE SHOW ?@?!?!?!?!? HELLOOOOOOO SHES A HUMAN HELLO ?!?!?!?!??! ITS LIKE THE WHPLE. DESPERATE TO LEARN ABOUF HUMAN THINGS WAS JUST DROPPED ,, ??????? THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A SCENE WHERE FINN IS JUST GOING ABSOLUTELY BONKERS ASKING BETTY THE MOST TRIVIAL HUMAN THINGS, AND SHES JUST LIKE ":)???????"

ALSO BMO IS SO GREAT , SOBS ,, THAT FELLOW IS THE ONLY PERSON IVE SEEN DISLIKING BMO HELP ,,,,,,,,, THE NONBINEY THE SKRUNKLY THE LITTLE GUY ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,