#shdhdh thank you tori

[swish-swish-nyoom-nyoom]

san jose blorbos - i mean sharks -

hehehe thank you for asking, my dear pizza criminal friend--

blorbo (favourite character): tomáš hertl of course, beloved big slab of meat, mr. huge ass, my little big ray of sunshi[is dragged away] second place goes to mario ferraro :)

skrunkly (my “baby”): eklund. this tiny (35 cm taller than me) gecko that slips away from all the attempts to check him. lovely shaped

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): well he's not underappreciated among sharks fans that much but dahlen. i want him to go crazy go apeshit once against the canucks. you know, have his sweet sweet revenge

glup shitto (obscure fave): knyzhov. give me 0.2 seconds of him appearing in the background PLEASE @ sharks pr. just to check on him. second place: betty melnichuk. she's a team member bc i've decided so.

poor little meow meow: vlasic? he's just a dude with his beloved dogs. idc if he's kinda shit at his job sometimes

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun): logan couture, but to be honest the universe is already constantly coming at him (more precisely at his teeth and nose in form of hockey sticks)

eeby deeby (character i would send to superhell): the one i would have sent there just went to edmonton so...