#bettins

[doorknobinmyayuss]

“So who’s gonna propose?”

Lucifer: I think it’s gonna be Charlie.

Alastor: hmm.

Lucifer: if she’s anything like her old man… and she is. it’ll definitely be her.

Alastor: come now. Charlie wouldn’t last more than 3 seconds in a jeweller before hyperventilating let alone buying said ring.

Lucifer: thems sound like bettin words.

-Later- after the final battle -series finale-

Charlie: Vaggie I… I have somthing to ask you.

Vaggie: yeah?

Charlie: *gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: *in the far distance covered in blood and rubble* WHOO!! YEAH! GO CHARLIE! THATS MY GIRL!!!HAND IT OVER BITCH!!!! FUCK YES!! NEVER QUESTION A MORNINGSTARS BALLS!!!!!

Alastor: *also covered in blood and rubble begrudgingly hands over a 20 dollar note* please shut up.

Vaggie: YOU GUYS WERE BETTING ON THIS?!

Angel: oh honey we all were… *hands husk a 5 dollar note*

[wh40kartwork]

Penitent Cover Art

by Tazio Bettin

[lil-cute-shinigami-comic]

Yall

how much bet the playbills will arrive on Vivziepoop's birthday... 10/28(iirc)

[flowers-and-fichte]

Schlegel: Fighting with my brother about which fruit would win if they were sentient and could fight.

Kleist: Obviously pineapple.

Achim: Except coconut would kick its ass...

Heine: Uh...have you seen a durian before?

Schiller: Dragonfruit is the obvious right answer.

Goethe: That's ridiculous. Pomegranate is known as "grenade" in many languages, e.g. "grenade" in French, "grenade apple" in Swedish...

Bettine: Grapefruit, duh.

Fichte: Obviously the kiwi, as it's the only fruit that can fly. I mean, how would you even fight back?

Humboldt: But kiwis don't fly. Neither the birds nor the fruit.

Tieck: Tomato obviously. It would be hanging out with the vegetables and no one would notice until the other fruits kill each other off, then it swoops in and claims victory.

Brentano: Pumpkins are pretty tough.

Eichendorff: Jackfruit. Have you ever seen those fuckers?

Kleist: CAN'T YOU SEE FRUIT VS. FRUIT BATTLES ARE TEARING US ALL APART?!?!?!?!?!

*everyone arguing*

Novalis: Grapes.

*everyone stops and looks in Novalis's direction*

Novalis: What? They're like a...little...purple...gang.

[unlimited-nobu-works]

Piper Headcannons

She puts all your dennies on green.

[theside-b]

The JBL drought won't last at all, right at the heels of At 2500 at Akasaka here comes the new representative: Takara no Biidoro

Based on the manga of same name its currently schedule for July 1, production is underway and no casting announcements at the moment so we'll have to stay tuned!

[yakool-foolio]

Two more Hundred Line trailers dropped!

I have seen them! I haven't really been able to analyze them fully since I've been focused on others things, but I'll serve up some of my initial thoughts.

The main point of the trailer featuring the in-game song is that DEATH WILL BE AN EXTREMELY COMMON OCCURANCE. Do not be alarmed in your playthrough if someone dies, as it is most likely bound to happen to one or multiple or even all of these characters. However, there does seem to be a key story element of alternate timelines, where Takumi can go through different timelines or even 'restart' his own timeline to try to save everyone or as many people as possible. I imagine this is the supernal gift he's given by stabbing himself. This could quite literally mean he's sacrificing bits and pieces of himself in order to save others.

Another thing someone in my Rain Code server pointed out to me is that it's very possible that students who die in your playthrough could transform into monsters and become enemies you have to fight against. This is derived from the one shot of the buff female character having a monstrous appearance covered in bright red eye symbols that greatly contrasts how she appears in the main illustration. The allies you let fall in battle could come back for revenge, so you will have to choose wisely about who you send out onto the battlefield, as they could become your next enemy.

But, most importantly, GAMBLING IS BACK BABYYYYYYY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHO'S GONNA HIT THE SLOTS WITH ME?!

[jowbokitten]

[ginge1962]

Rear cover to Prog 2339 featuring the last page of the strip Azimuth with art by Tazio Bettin.

[breadfacednerd]

[wh40kartwork]

Orks

by Tazio Bettin

[matchbet-allofthetime]

Okay so just wanna throw this out there

I need every sleep token member carnally

But right now, at this exact second?

IV is fucking me up

So many thoughts about him... Losing my shit. I need this 8-string bassbody playing sexy man with every fibre of my being rn

Biblical need, jesus

I've got hundreds of fic wips and I'm teetering the edge of becoming one of those fic writers (wink wonk) and have for a while- and I'm nearly about to topple over that edge solely because of sleep token (and ghost, I'll admit lmao)

IV has me in a headlock today and I'm struggling not to horny grip while I try to, yk, be a member of society on some innate level

NOTE: I know it isn't a fucking bass he plays, not technically. He plays that shit like a fucking bass (coming from a long-time bassist). Don't goddamn correct someone who is, irl, a bassist, please and thank you. I'm aware III is the bassist and IV is the guitarist.

[i-know-how-my-story-ends]

New Zach Bryan song to obsess over life is good

[thedevotionaltour]

kareeeeeeeennnnnn

[nylwnder]

bert YOU 🫵 ARE SCORING TONIGHT