#bestie han 🍊

[citrus-sailead]

Welcome To My Blog

First things first, Hi, I'm Magnus! Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, ensure that your seat belt is fastened correctly and prepare yourself for the wonderful nosedive into the horrendous world of Literally Everything Ever. I'm not your mommy. I will not censor myself for you. I'm happy to keep things chill, sfw, etc but I am not going to cater to you. It is your job to police your internet usage, not everyone else's. You're on Tumblr, be responsible, you're a Big Kid so Act Like It.

TL;DR

⊹ ʚ🍊ɞ ACCOUNT … | ⟡ name ⇾ Magnus | ⟡ age ⇾ adult | ⟡ system ⇾ introject heavy | ⟡ I am a the they/them Donald Trump warned you about

Cool! I'm Magnus, I use he/they pronouns. I'm a person with DID. I don't owe you their names or how many I share this clown car of a body with. We, however, will not be using emoji sign offs. We have names, you can deal with it.

I love correcting DID misinformation!!! Please ask me any questions you may have; I love answering them! I'm fairly open minded about most things but that needs to be mutual! If you're coming to me with questions and are looking for a specific answer and are not willing to hear if I answer otherwise, simply don't ask! My stances and experiences are mine to share as I please, but if you don't like what I have to say, that's on you. If you want resources, I would like to introduce you to my friend Marco. I love them and she has a bunch of cool resources. Now if you call me a slur, I will just laugh at you and the screenshot is going in a groupchat full of my friends, in true college fashion.

I am essentially your friendly neighborhood Spiderman and your fhacked up Moon Knight Buddy only I am Not Peter Parker or Marc Spector, and I am actually just very mean to people who fake disorders. If you do that, I will actually be hitting you over the head with the DSM-5 and walking away. I have a block button, and I love to use it. oooooo shiny red button.

BEFORE YOU INTERACT!!! I am generally pretty reasonable, I would think! I am a big pusher of internet safety. I'm happy to censor myself about the standard stuff and in conversation but I'm not going to sit with the super absurd or super petty. If you're going to ping someone in a discord server to remove an emoji reaction as common as a thumbs up emoji, there are some problems, and you need to remove yourself from a situation. I don't talk about anything gruesome or horrendous very often but if I do, you are not obligated to read it!! Be safe!!!

No DNI because I'm a Big Boy and you are too. However! If you're big on any of the following, I advise you to not interact or just block me! I promise you won't hurt my feelings and I'm not budging on these! Womp womp, sweetie.

♥︎ Endos, Tuplas or any of you who think systems aren't disordered! Please go check out the DSM-5, Hospital Resources or just get back into kinning, I'd love to read your kinlist instead. If you've been tricked into bad theories by endos and the super common misinformation, I don't blame you, but keep that shit away from me if you're going to perpetuate it!

♥︎ TERFs! Sit back down JKR, there's black mold on your walls. Women's rights are awesome, don't put others down for it. You don't need to do that.

♥︎ If you think binary or cis men can be lesbians [WRONG BUZZER] AND/OR if you think binary or cis women can be mlm [WRONG BUZZER]

♥︎ If you think 'cis' is a slur! Its just a latin prefix bb, go back to third grade please. You need a literacy lesson.

♥︎ If you take ships too seriously. They're just silly little characters, pookie, no need to be angry if I don't ship them too.

♥︎ If you're super pushy about Kpop groups!! I love Kpop too bestie but there is No Need for there to be fights over stanning groups or people. I agree, they're awesome, but they are Real People and they See What You Say. There is no need to throw hands if I don't stan Stray Kids, Han Jisung is pretty, I know.

♥︎ Systems who think systems deserve special treatment just for the sake of it. I love pk, don't get me wrong, but you don't need it in every server you're in. Singlets don't know we exist sometimes, there is no need to get angry when they ask "why is there an application talking?" be patient. You're a big kid, you can mask or be polite when people are asking questions.

♥︎ People who refuse to genuinely debate their opinions. (Disclaimer: opinions do not equate to 'x,y,z people don't deserve rights'. Thats just bigotry) You are a coward. History will forget you and your name will be lost to time as the world spins. You will be nothing but a headstone that crumples in a heavy storm.

♥︎ NSFW in my notifs? Blocked. Womp womp, I couldn't care less about seeing it on Tumblr, I've seen The Horrors of the Hellsite TM, but I don't need that in my notifs.

♥︎ Use common sense. It's not that hard, It's incredibly easy actually! And free!

My Inbox / Askbox? Open! Feel free to send me the sillies, questions, etc. I am happy to infodump and chat, fresh perspective is always fun.

[dreamkidddream]

Dream 💕💕 How are you today? Have you been taking care of yourself? Have you drank some water today? Have you been sleeping well?

I have a question to ask. Who's your favourite Obey Me character and how do you imagine yourself being comforted by them if you have a bad day? uwu

Hey Han!! I’m doing pretty good. I took off from work today to rest so I’m feeling much better! Thanks for asking <33

Also you already know my fav is Mammon forever and always 😩💛 so I apologize in advance if I ramble-

But if Mammon sees that you’re upset or senses that your mood is down (or Diavolo forbid crying)- he’s going into protective mode immediately. He’s trying to figure out what happened, if you’re hurt, who did this to you- but when he hears you sniffling, he doesn’t hesitate to take you in his arms and hold you close.

I will forever say that Mammon is a good listener. He can be very scummy, but he’s also empathetic to understand what you’re feeling- he’s no stranger to it. Even if you’re not ready to talk about it, he’s still ready to be there for you! He’ll bring your favorite snacks, put on a movie, talk about how his newest scheme failed or what Lucifer did to him- anything to act as a distraction for you.

But Mammon will also say some comforting words to you too. He knows the feeling of being low all too well, and it hurts to see you feel that too. He’ll feel embarrassed about it later, but he’ll bare his true feelings and drop the stubborn act so that you don’t have any doubt in his words. His face is burning red, but his words and gaze are sincere.

He’s not leaving you anytime soon either- he wants his presence to be comforting just like yours is to him.

Doesn’t matter what made you had a bad day, Mammon is determined to turn it around!

[dreamkidddream]

😂 😭 ♥️ and 💕 for the fanfic ask game :3

Fanfic ask game!

You’re always interacting with me Han and I’m not exaggerating when I say it makes me smile each time 🥹💗

😂 What’s the funniest comment someone has left on a fic of yours?

Someone left this on AO3 and I ugly cackle everytime I read it 💀💀

😭 Have you ever made yourself cry writing a fic?

My writing is not powerful enough to do so yet 😔 but I have thought about angst scenarios to the point that I started tearing up 🥲 don’t think my heart can take it tbh lmao

❤️ Who is your favorite character to write for and why?

Mammon- hands down. Idk why but Mammon is such a fun character to write for! He’s chaotic and troublesome but a softie altogether 🥹💛

💕 What is the WIP that you are most excited about?

THE MAFIA AU WITH MAMMON‼️‼️ I’ve been writing it for the last few days and I’m so excited sksksjd- I’m trying to be patient cause I don’t wanna rush it but IM SO EXCITED

[dreamkidddream]

Wait, my royaltyAU with Lucifer?? You read that?!! >///<

Kkakfnwkdjbfnwk–

Sorry, I was just surprised because I feel like my mutuals don't really read those 😂🤣 But I'm glad you enjoy it ♥️

And I could say the same to you! Your writing is superb!! The one that sticks to me the most is that Yuuji Idiots in Love trope >///< Made me kick my blanket and punch my pillow 👉👈

Of course!!!! I was following snowcandy’s for a while and love all of the works but the royal Lucifer fic will always have a special place in my heart 🥰

Also thanks for reading my Yuji one 🥹 it took me so long to put it out cause I kept changing my mind but I’m glad you enjoyed it <33

[dreamkidddream]

No 19 and 20 for the writers question ✨

Han it’s so good to hear from you again!! ☺️

19. tell me a story about your writing journey. when did you start? why did you start? were there bumps along the way? where are you now and where are you going?

WHEW Buckle up cause this might be a long answer 😅

it was honestly a mess in the beginning. I would always try to write smaller stories with OCs when I was in middle school on paper, but I would either scratch it out or throw it away because I thought it was both horrible and embarrassing, so rip to all of my earlier stuff 🥲

BUT THEN- I posted my first ever fic on Deviantart in 2013 (and yes it was Hetalia 😭), which made me happy but I didn’t start posting again until last year when I needed an outlet and wanted to find a new hobby. I’ve always been an over thinker and insecure about everything, so being in my head a lot made me not want to write at all, but then I realize how fun it is and how it makes me feel better when I share my content and get to interact with everyone.

It made me feel like I had friends that I could actually talk about my interests with without feeling shunned or embarrassed by it (as sappy as it sounds).

As for how long I plan to keep this up…idk honestly so I’m just going with the flow for now. But I don’t see myself stopping anytime soon 🥰

20. if a witch offered you the choice between eternal happiness with your one true love and the ability to finally finish, perfect, and publish your dearest, darlingest, most precious wip in exactly the way you’ve always imagined it — which would you choose? you can’t have both sorry, life’s a bitch

LOML- hopefully they’re understanding and will forgive me 😭😭

Writer questions !!

[dreamkidddream]

Your new theme is so pretty 💕💕💕

Ahh thank you Han!! 🥹💗

[dreamkidddream]

For being so nice 🎀 and cute 😚, copy this to 10 other bloggers that you think are wonderful. 💗 Keep the GAME going and make others feel beautiful ❤️

Have a great day, Dream <3

Thank you Han!! Have a great day/night too 💖

[dreamkidddream]

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Thank you so much for your tags T^T Wasn't having a good day today and your tags cheered me up. Thank you, Dream <3

Hoping to hear more from you soon! (And sorry I haven't answered your ask T^T I'll try to answer it tomorrow)

Don’t worry about it the AU is really amazing and I love it 😭💗 and I’m sorry to hear about your day ☹️ I hope it gets better for you soon!! <33

Also you don’t have to rush abt answering anything- definitely take your time :)