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illario as the grandchild that is most like caterina is something i'm loving to chew on. the grandson that took her lessons to heart the most. kill anyone who sees your face and knows your name, "we are not revolutionaries", the first out of the two to prioritise the contract. power at any cost, and the only one to lean into the unnecessary abuse that their grandmother told them was tradition. why is anyone surprised he allied with the venatori? and then there's illario's considerable skill in infiltration and manipulating any mark, he has always had the charisma that lucanis lacked. illario isn't attached, he has/can/will use someone and immediately drop them; "that does free me from promises i don't intend to keep". he can lie about how much he cares so well that he fools a magister into believing he loves her. he kills zara without hesitation to cover his own tracks, meanwhile lucanis blindly promises a young girl in the middle of a siege that he will help her find her father. even the lessons about family stick with him, and in this entire messy power struggle, he never actually orders anyone to directly kill caterina or lucanis, not until he's backed into a corner.
and even after all that. despite even lucanis believing illario should be first talon, lucanis is still the better killer. illario is not strong enough to be the brutal assassin caterina needs him to be. so when lucanis seems to fill the role his mother left, grief and love for her dead heir apparent remains, and any of the other qualities caterina needs in her next talon doesn't matter. whatever his mother was, lucanis has to be. what illario does doesn't matter, because he will always be second best to caterina's memory of her favored daughter.
#<- guy who's only seen succession: this is just like shiv and logan#last point is kind of meta and hcish. idk how much caterina cared about her children and lucanis' mother. grain of salt everyone#but it would make sense to me. woman projecting her grief so hard it fucks up the next generation#at the end of the day realistically the best person to lead this criminal organisation is the sweet talker with no morals#who can rally their assassins and negotiate his way out of anything#not lucanis 'this crow has a heart' dellamorte. who i think would also be a fairer leader but#well. his leadership style would take a decidedly different turn. is that something he can afford as first talon??? like you know.#THE ASSASSIN GUILD? WITH THE VERY BLEAK HISTORY? 'WE'RE NOT HEROES ANYWHERE COUSIN' ?????#LED BY LUCANIS 'would rather endanger the mission than kill innocents' DELLAMORTE !!!!?#i would be less weird about it if the game acknowledged he's a 'kind' crow more explicitly and like#how this would change the crows. but realistically. and biasedly. i think illario makes a better (more morally grey too) talon#and also zevran should be here#anyways. im normal.#illario dellamorte#caterina dellamorte#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#dav spoilers#dav#edit: NOTE I AM SAYING ILLARIO MAKES. A BETTER TALON AND NOT A GOOD ONE#his number one dickriding glazer but i would not go that far. sorry babe.
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I was thinking about the 5 year anniversary video and
it is interesting to me how Patton kind of decided for Logan what his role in the "family" would be. all the other sides chose it themselves, but he didn't get to.
even when he actively objects it's played for laughs and never addressed. this happened too when Patton revealed his name for him, and I just think it's interesting to note that after all these years, Logan still never gets to decide anything when it comes to Thomas, or even himself, to an extent. it's just kind of decided for him and he is expected to just go along with it, similar to how it was when Thomas dyed his hair.
ik it's mainly a "haha wine mom" moment, but that doesn't take away from how angsty it gets when you think about it.
#btw this is not meant as a judgement of Thomas as a creator#I just think it is an interesting character dynamic that leads to lots of angst#and seeing it shown so well and clearly is a treat#this also isn't Patton hate#I don't think he has any bad intentions#I think he is just a bit oblivious to how much his actions affect Logan#this is more of a general light sides not being the best to him thing#sanders sides#logan sanders#ts logan#logan angst#tw angst#tw alcohol#tw alchoholism mention#sasi#thomas sanders
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i cant think of a clever caption . cathal obliterating graham with little effort upon ye
#toontown#toontown corporate clash#ttcc#graham payser#graham ness payser#pacesetter#cathal bravecog#cathal ray toby bravecog#multislacker#and why they ourple#strawglicks art gallery#big fan of how they view the world differently and how both are harmful in their own ways#cathals not wrong here but also BECAUSE of how he views the world he doesnt try at ALL#he sees no point or meaning to ANYTHING because he can see thru the bullshit#leading to general apathy and carelessness#meanwhile graham believes if hes always pushing himself to the greatest he can be it'll 'prove' hes the best#and he'll get some kind of reward for it . like validation or higher status at his job or fans#IDK insane rambling .
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In which Radahn takes on the Tarnished who bested him as a champion, and tries to pass on his gravity sorceries.
#elden ring#general radahn#starscourge radahn#radahn#crane does art#I imagine he'd respect whoever had been strong enough to best him in combat Tarnished or not#and then annoyed at being cooped up in Redmane as Jerren tried to treat the rot he takes interest in Eryc (my tarnished)#what I would do for a hypothetical Redmanes faction you could ally with feat. Radahn / his soldiers / Jerren#and their quest could lead to an ending where you restore the golden order (haven't finished the game yet so idk if that already exists)
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"Coming out of The Beatles, I'd kind of got burned by being told I was too overbearing. So I really backed off too far in the early days of Wings. Having to be diplomatic and say 'Um, perhaps we should do this' doesn't work either. You have chaos and confusion. Eventually somebody says: 'Why don't you tell us what you want?' and I'd think, 'I just got a bollocking for doing that!' There was a bit of that in early Wings which caused difficulties."
â Paul McCartney, The Word, October 2005
#ok obviously we shouldn't take paul at face value here#but it interests me that the problems with Wings are generally seen as a continuation of Paul being bossy#which is true in all likelihood tbh#but Paul has been saying quotes of this variety since the 80s#I think he definitely thinks he wasn't being overbearing in Wings#or at least he remembers actively trying not to be#my best guess is that sometimes he would be purposefully hands off#but then he would get frustrated and this would lead to outbursts of control#but I still think it's interesting that he has consistently said that the problem with Wings was that he wasn't controlling enough#paul mccartney#wings#the beatles#beatles#my quotes
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Trump isn't even in office and his clown car are already trying to declare war on canada
The fuck did we ever do to you?? We've been your largest trade partner forever, we've done nothing but support our mutual trade agreement and our open border, and now you're trying to slap our goods with tariffs (which would destroy our already struggling economy) and picking fights with us for no reason?
What the fuck are you gaining from this shit?
#this also makes me worry. about our upcoming general election#i dont. i dont think trudeau has another win in him#although i am in alberta so my views ARE influenced by being surrounded by conservatives#ie take that opinion as just that: an opinion#trudeau is uh... hes spineless. he doesnt fight back#i worry that this will ignite fires to swing the vote to pierre pollievre#because this aggression from our closest ally may lead the average canadian to vote for someone they think can stand up to trump#with equal aggression#which i dont. deny pierre can do. but the flaw in this logic#is that pierre is canadian trump with a better grasp of politeness#hes not going to be your working class hero#hes not going to stand up to trump just because he has the spine to do that#because he wants to be best friends with the guy
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cooper howard (the ghoul) in film posters datamined from the upcoming fallout 76 americaâs playground update.
source + bonus lore
#the ghoul#cooper howard#fallout prime#fallout 76#walton goggins#sooooo⌠when were you guys gonna tell me??#i have!! thoughts!! (as a walton fan)#first and fourth are definitely the best#and the fact that theyâre mostly westerns and like one detective film leads me to think they always had walt in mind for this role?#second one is⌠meh#thinking these are ai generated#probably gonna shamelessly self rb later since i wanted to get the jump on this and post at ungodly hours#tal
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the way the broom closet and the infinite hole being nearly parallels to the other in that they are both areas of the game that stanley has immense attachment to but the narrator doesnât understand why and makes an entirely huge fuss about his confusion for the affection towards these areas. I think what makes the infinite hole just as funny is the fact that despite succeeding in making a new game feature that stanley seems to really enjoy, heâs so much more focused on the fact that stanley is enjoying it the âwrongâ way. aspects of the game that go hand in hand with the bucket.
#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#YEAH ILL MAINTAG IT LOL#anyway. I find it interesting that the narrator has a specific way set in his head that stanley/the player-#-is meant to interact with the game. and when they donât interact in the way that he expects them to#-he gets pretty heated or overal frustrated#which his reactions are the best best but itâs just interesting to think about#how the bucket the broom closet AND the infinite hole have this same issue#but also the general overall stance of the game and how we going about leading stanley around#itâs interesting!! itâs fun to examine!!#play my game right and youâll be rewarded. play my game wrong and Iâll explode you to pieces#I just think itâs fun that every aspect of the game comes back to this singular conclusion!#no matter what. itâs always about choice. good good shit
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aro culture is seeing a meme, with only the aro flag, being about not wanting to kiss and just never understanding at all when people equate not wanting to kiss as a strictly/universal aromantic thing, cause you personally enjoy kissing a lot
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#Anonymous#aro culture is#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod phoenix#i know i'm personally prone to talking about it because#anytime i try to talk about not liking kissing around alloros#it leads to uh. honestly at best shocked confusion and interrogation#and on. a very scary amount of times straight up being sexually harassed or generally pressured to try kissing someone present#whilethe aro community is... a lot lot lot more likely to go 'oh same' or 'yeah the connotations are ick' or generally just... accept it
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something about women dancing together
#dancing in general is fun! and it's the best when you're doing it with someone who can lead. be that any gender etc#but. dancing with women!! you know!! love to see it love to do it#I wish I knew how to lead better. but it's difficult!#mine
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ok so obviously we all know tlog are a multiway D/s chaos polycule and they choose their power dynamics for the day via random number generator
and obviously we all know it's steve who gets real nerdy about this and insists on Managing and Optimising the Process
well look what i found đ
TLOG Pairing Generator
(copyright steve pemberton 1998, super secret, do not steal!!)
(also works great for unhinged fic inspo)
#tlog#my sincere apologies to anyone who doesn't want this shit in their tag XD#please god don't show my tech lead this code đ#kitchen sink style baybee!! and guaranteed not the best way of doing it! also i've already spotted some definite errors!#but hey - perfect is the enemy of done 2k25 \o/#i wish i hadn't jokingly put 1998 because ugggh the temptation to rewrite it in python 1.0 for historical accuracy >.<#i am in this picture (of steve pemberton) and i don't like it (:#pairing generator#whatever the hell is wrong with me
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and another thing about qijiu is like -
anytime shen (jiu) qingqiu gets into an "altercation" its like:
yqy, thinking: what happened? i need to know from him what happened so i can protect him from the consequences, no matter what it was and no matter how much he might be blamed. and what would have happened if i wasn't there to do so? before, he paid the price for things that were my fault, and last time i left him- (guilt spiral, etc.)
yqy aloud: what did you do?
shen jiu, hearing this, thinking: he thinks i'd do that? how low is his opinion of me really? does he truly think there are no depths to which i wouldn't sink? and i thought it couldn't be lower. so quick to blame me and ignore anyone else's part in this. so quick to distance himself from his sordid past.
shen jiu, aloud: i'm sure it makes no difference to you.
choose your fighter: yqy's unconditional devotion and inability to communicate vs. shen jiu's self-loathing making him interpret it as disinterest and blame (and also his inability to communicate)
#svsss#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#qijiu#and the worst (best) part of this all is that if they could actually have a conversation where they communicate this#shen jiu would probably be really into the unconditional devotion thing#for someone who feels so isolated and unloved#to be told no matter how deep a hole he finds himself in or how he got there yqy will still care is like. a fundamental change in worldview#(though i think sj's self-loathing might first lead him to think that there SHOULD be conditions to caring about him)#(which ofc leads to more 79 conflict)#and weve also seen that generally if sj orders him to not do something yqy follows that directive#so this could work out so well#BUT because 79 is 79 this is basically impossible#if they actually had a conversation about this it would be more like#yqy: i want to know from qingqiu what happened.#sj: so you think i'm the kind of person that would do all of this? is your opinion of me that low?#yqy: no! what shidi has done doesn't matter#sj: it doesn't matter? i see.#sj: sect leader must act as censure for the entire sect. perhaps he might speak to the other involved party next time.#yqy: ...this one has failed you.#and then sj leaves the conversation thinking yqy's a liar and a hypocrite#and yqy leaves subsumed in even more guilt#and then when yqy changes his behavior and doesnt ask/blame sj immediately after an incident#sj is like: oh. he doesn't care? he's given up? he's really distancing himself now.#[rattles the bars of my cage] 79 MAKE ME INSANE#miscommunication as the basis for conflict can be annoying but 79 does it perfectly#as the miscommunication is based on differing inherent ways of understanding/interacting with others#and can absolutely not be solved in a single conversation#anyways sorry for the tags being longer than the actual post
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regardless of how you feel about modern paper mario leaning hard into the 'THE WORLD IS PAPER' thing for their gimmicks you do gotta admit its kind of impressive how much wild cartoon body horror the origami king devs managed to stuff into an e rated game simply because all of the characters are made of paper
#skye's ramblings#like genuinely some of that stuff was so creatively horrifying i remember several moments that like genuinely shocked me#remember the fuckin toads in the yellow streamer with gaping holes where their faces had been? because i do#or the hall of cut-up minions in bowsers castle that leads to a paper mache monster made of faces that are still conscious and talking#or everything about scissors. and whatever the hell was up with the cutout soldiers. really just the whole green streamer in general tbh#n ofcourse i cant forget the fortune tellers in origami castle that rip enemies into confetti and eat literally half your hp w one misstep#was stunned at the damage when i fell off the path bro origami castle fucking hates you. also it has one of the best tracks in the series#tbh i think pmtok is a perfect example of how to do the 'horror with a bright and colorful exterior' thing correctly. ilove you origamiking
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"Years of fighting. Bots and Cons falling left and right. Dying on our behalf. No more. We settle this now, Megatron." "Just the two of us then? To the death? Ahh, brings me back to the pits all those centuries ago. Very well then, today will be the day the great Optimus Prime finally falls by my hand." "Only one of us is walking away from this rock functional, old friend. It will not be you."
~ Audio from Optimus Prime's remains at the sight of his final confrontation with Megatron that ended the Great War. circa 2003.
Audio encoded by Soundwave, Memory bank recovered by Ratchet
#transformers#maccadam#transformers fan design#optimus prime#megatron#tf reconstruction#had to design them bc i have such a clear idea for an illustration i wanna do for my au and needed ref for when i get around to it#i think their history is Interesting and Cool in this universe#like its standard fair kinda except at one point they were both freedom fighters on the same side against cybertron's oppressive government#(after optimus initially served as a propagandized captain america figure against the growing uprising)#but disagreement's in how to handle everything once cybertron was liberated#(and decepticon generals like starscream and shockwave whispering into megatron's audio processors over the years)#lead to escalations and eventually all-out civil war which spread across the sector and the galaxy#i'm thinking the initial disagreement was like. optimus wanted freedom and self determination free from any corrupt governing body#with the belief that reestablishing the council would only lead to further corruption and therefore another uprising#while megatron at first wanted a better government that actually looked after the people it was supposed to provide for#but that got distorted from ''we need what's best for cybertron'' to ''I'M what's best for cybertron'' over time#idk if that's all that revolutionary or unique but it was what felt right to me
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I fear I am the absolutely useless person you get through to on a helpline đ
#drag rambles#sorry to everyone who has dealt with me. Iâve been here for less than a week đĽ˛#Iâm trying my BEST#(Iâm mostly being dramatic lol if Iâm not sure I just ask my team lead itâs fine đ)#(itâs also not a crisis helpline. to be so clear. I cannot stress that enough itâs just a general line for if patients have questions lol)
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Man, I know Iâm not the first to say so, but between the way that Davrin says so little thatâs concrete about his backstory, the way it is suspiciously devoid of detail while also being pointedly Just Plausible Enough that no one can question it without looking like a nosy asshole, and the way he popped right to âThe Thrill of the Chaseâ with the little Romantic Interest symbol because ElĂas chose ONE flirt option, ONCE, and the flirt option in question was just telling Davrin âI think itâs neat how passionate you are about hunting monsters,â not like anything deep or super emotionally resonant?
I have some Fucking Questions about what really happened there
#by which i mean that iâve already decided the general outline of my headcanon#which is that somebody hurt that boy & messed him up good in so doing#which honestly he and elĂas would bond over if elĂas were not doing his damn best to avoid giving davrin any other potential Signals when#davrin hasnât REALLY started being The Most to lucanis & spite yet (they have mildly disagreed at each other while elĂas pets assan but none#of the other stuff yet) (oh wait davrin did threaten to âput [lucanis & spite] downâ but that didnât really seem to bother lucanis so it#kinda didnât register to me? & considering lucanis is the first talonâs grandson & his entire family outside of her & illario was destroyed#by a mix of their enemies coming for caterina & petty infighting over who would succeed her? yeah makes sense that he isnât really fazed by#davrin threatening him. point is tho: davrin hasnât REALLY started going at luspite yet so elĂas isnât annoyed/disappointed with him yet)#POINT IS: elĂas & davrin could hella bond about leaving their clans of origin under fucked up & traumatic circumstances if elĂas were not#desperately trying to avoid leading davrin on & trying with equal desperation to get emmrich to rail him senseless#*gently clutches davrinâs face* who hurt you beautiful. who made you even easier to accidentally romance than gale dekarios. I WAS LITERALLY#JUST BEING NICE TO YOU. IT WAS MARKED AS FLIRTY BUT ALL I SAID WAS âYOUR PASSION FOR HUNTING MONSTERS IS COOL TELL ME MORE.â#kassie hush#mine: text#mine: dragon age#mine: datv#datv#warden davrin
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