#best damn avocados 🥑🥑

[dreamsinthewitchouse]

Omg I usually do not venture into headcanons that do not center around Bucky or Peter Parker…but I do love sweet Foggy very much. Let’s go to mattfoggy land as I am incapable of thinking about them separately 💫

Since they first met Matt would always tap out rhythms on his desk, or book, or coffee mug - with all of the constant sensory input that was an easy way to draw his attention to something controllable. When Foggy sees Matt getting overwhelmed or aggravated, he taps the same rhythms to ground him. He’ll tap against the back of Matt’s arm if they’re out and he’s “guiding” (they keep that up long after Foggy learns he doesn’t have to), against his leg if they’re sitting side by side at the office, with a pen against the defense table in the courtroom. Just a quiet little reminder. I’m right here with you.

We know I live for quiet expressions of physical affection and mattfoggy are a little more touchy feely than we usually get in the mcu canon material so I’m running with it (thnx Netflix ilu for all of the choices made on this show minus the axing of the final season ✌🏽)

Gina!! Gina omggg, this is everything to me, actually? Did you know that? I hope you know that 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 This is so soft and perfect and so THEM, and I can just picture it so vividly, these goddamn smitten avocados at law (and love 💕) istg 😭💖 Like, Matthew doing his lil' skip & jump is literally me right now, and I will be cooing forever and ever over this absolute gem of a headcanon ✨💘✨💘✨💘

(Also, I think our precious angel baby @rillils should definitely see this one, too 🥺💖💖💖)

[totiredtowrite]

Helloooo it's me again. So like- lately I've adopted the surprisingly hilarious phrase “Hey, hey, hey!” from Bokuto. Like sometimes I say it without thinking about it. This gave me an idea.

Bokuto and the team are practicing, and he misses a ball Akaashi tossed towards him. As per usual, he goes into emo mode. The reader (who was on the opposite side of the net doing who know what-) sees him being sad, and is like; ‘Hey, hey, hey! Be proud of the attempt! You did your best!’ Everyone (including Akaashi) claps for no reason. (Idk I just imagined it happening-) Boku stares at y/n, because he's just thinking: ‘did he really just say what I think he said??’

Lol- then this happens.

Akaashi and the team are chatting a bit after cleaning up, since they had some time left over. Out of nowhere, Akinori asks y/n how he deals with Bokuto, and y/n replies by telling him that he and Bokuto had been dating for quite some time. Bokuto just stands there, as red as the Nekoma team's jackets.

Geez this was long-

And it made no sense-

but take your time. 💜

And thanks for writing my first request. That was a pleasant thing to wake up to. 😊 (I woke up at like- 2 in the afternoon lmao rip my sleep schedule 💀)

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Catchphrase

Warnings - Sad bokuto I guess

Note: Our sleep schedules are on the opposite end on the spectrum cause I usually wake up at like 2am, n e ways enjoy this avocado anon <3

Male Reader

Bokuto was loud.

That much anyone can tell just by looking at him. His eyes were always sparkly and determined, his overbearing energy dwarfing anyone who comes along, hell, even his hair stuck up.

And of course he kept that energy in the court.

You could see him hyping himself up in his head practically, all of his emotions are very clear on his face.

He took a deep breath, focusing on the set Akaashi just made, before running forwards. Just as the ball left Akaashi's hands, Bokuto jumped for it, his hand raising to spike it over the net and-!

He missed it.

His hand just barely brushed it, the lack of contact causing him to land awkwardly.

Bokuto's energy can go two ways. As he landed, he visibly deflated. The ball bounced twice before rolling off somewhere out of sight. It doesn't matter if he's happy or sad, anyone can just feel his emotions.

You were on the other side of the net practicing receives with Washio when you saw it. You had stood up straight to proudly smile at him after a perfect receive, when you caught sight of Bokuto on the other side of the net.

It isn't hard to tell when he was upset. His hair even gets sad somehow, and you can practically see the blue aura around him.

Akaashi rolled his eyes and patted Bokuto on the back before walking off to get the ball.

You huffed.

"HEY HEY HEY!" The mild chatter was disrupted by Bokuto's signature catchphrase, except it wasn't said the way he usually does. It was accusatory, almost angry, and most of all it came from you.

You had a finger pointed at Bokuto, your face twisted in some kind of aggressively motivational expression.

"You tried your damn best Bo! People mess up sometimes and you're not an exception! Just work through it and try again!" You advanced closer towards him, putting your finger down. Some of the team laughs and starts clapping, and Akaashi just sighs and palms his face.

Bokuto brightens up, nodding feverously. Your burst of motivation had him grinning to go get another volleyball, before stopping dead in his tracks. 'Did he just say what I think he said?'

~~~

"Okay cut the shit, how do you do it (y/n)?" Akinori turned to you, tossing a volleyball into a bin.

"Do what?"

"Bokuto! Only you can handle him without getting tired!" He opened his arms in an almost comical show of confusion.

He was right though. Even Akaashi got tired when it came to that giant ball of sunshine, yet somehow you managed to stay sane?

Neither of you noticed Bokuto bounding up behind you when you answered. "We've been dating since our second year," you said nonchalantly. "After a while you learn what makes him tick." Bokuto stopped behind you, going red.

You turned around. "Oh, hi Bo," you gave him a little smile and leaned (up/down/over) to kiss his cheek casually.

Bokuto just stood there with a red face, unmoving and flustered. "What's that about?" You laughed, "We kiss all the time."

Bokuto just shoved his head in his hands. The red blush was visible on his neck, so it wasn't completely hidden from the team.

Yes, Bokuto was loud, but only you could stun him to silence.

[rillils]

RILS BABY LISTEN I GOTTA TELL YOU THIS. 

Okay so I just had a little evening nap, as you do, and I dreamt I was on some kinda video call with her and she was trying to tell me something terribly important but it kept cutting off and all I could think about is how frickin PRETTY she is and sdkdshsfsfs HOW am I supposed to live my life without knowing what she was trying to tell meeeee 😩😩😩

I MISS HER SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 

Wow okay. Deep breaths. 

In other news, hiii I love you lots & I hope you’re doing well!! 💘💘💘 Also, your Wakanda Stucky wedding fic is living in my head RENT FREE and I can’t stop thinking about ittttttttt 🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 

KAY BABY!!! 💕💖💕💖💕 Light of my life, apple of my eye, that is quite the dream to have while you're taking a nap~ 🥰 ahhh god knows I wish I could see Karen in my dreams too, she's so damn gorgeous 😍😍💕💕 (this just in: I had no idea it was possible for me to have a huge crush on THE ENTIRE Team Avocado, SIMULTANEOUSLY, but apparently this is my life now 🥑🥑🥑 *dreamy sigh*)

Damnnnn, it's such a bummer that you woke up before Karen could tell you 🥺🥺 But you see, I think I know what this terribly important thing was~ I'm pretty sure she wanted to tell you that's she's been secretly in love with you forever and that she'd love for the two of you to elope together asap 💖🥰💖😘 How could she not fall head over heels for you, sweetest you, absolutely freakin' wonderful you?? 💕💕💕

fhdgdhkfhskjdklsk HONEYYYY STAHP, I CANNOT *FLAILING INTENSIFIES* thank you so so much for saying that, Kay baby, it means the world to me, especially coming from such a talented and brilliant writer as you are 😘😘😘😘 And if you're thinking about the wakanda wedding, please know that I've had skater!Bucky and jock!Steve on my mind FOREVER, with no chance to escape the glorious well of Pure Unadulterated Feels™ that they supply me with 💕💕🔥🔥😘😘 In conclusion, I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH AND I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING THE BEST DAY *sprinkles rainbow confetti on you*