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Gaz having to kiss who actually fucks him better?
Price thinks he'll win. He's been giving it to him in the best ways. Different positions, different places. Different roles, different plays. Being the one to make him scream the loudest, he was sure his precious sergeant will choose him.
Soap was very cocky. Declaring his victory way ahead of his boy making the decision. He knew that he'll win. With the way that he always knew the perfect kinks and turn ons, how to hit it and so much more. He's seen how much his fellow sergeant melts under his touch. He already saw himself as the winner.
Ghost was silent. Never speaking or showing how much he knew he will be the one to get kissed by his pretty boy. He knew how to destroy him in bed every time they enjoyed a quiet and relaxed chat that turned into something so filthy. His demeanor in between the sheets said enough.
But what Gaz does makes them all want to die or explode. He ignores them all and just walks away. A smirk on his juicy lips. The little shit. He knew what he was doing.
Why choose one when you can have all three?
#kyle gaz garrick#john price#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#pricegaz#soapgaz#ghostgaz#call of duty#cod#ali writes#from scratch#best boy being a little shit#he's smart though#they are in love your honor
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Diabolik Lovers More Character Song SKiT Dolce Character Message Cards
EDIT: The cards have all been translated by the wonderful @otomehonyaku ♡〜٩( ˃▿˂ )۶〜♡. You can find the translations for the M bros here, and the S bros here!
Do NOT repost the scans anywhere!
#diabolik lovers#more character song#yui komori#ruki mukami#shuu sakamaki#yuma mukami#laito sakamaki#reiji sakamaki#subaru sakamaki#ayato sakamaki#kou mukami#azusa mukami#kanato sakamaki#mine#ruki x yui#shuu x yui#yuma x yui#im so sorry i don't have the energy to add more tags djdhfh#except my usual wordvomit#been at this for hours b/c my computer runs slower than dr nefario's mobility scooter _(´ω`_)⌒)_#what i wouldn't give to cuddle up to ruki rn im so tired hfjfhfg#so happy my best boys got such nice messages uwu#speaking of which#i've arranged the cards in the order of most to least favorite diaboy#that being said i don't dislike the ones at the bottom or anything#not even the purple gremlin (love to hate the little shit)#anyway gonna shut tf up now lol. i hope you all enjoy!#but again /please/ don't repost any of the scans
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i want jamiazu + idikei to go on a double date so badly i think the vibes would be So Very Turbulent
#twisted wonderland#twst#jamiazu#idikei#idicay#cereal tries to draw#i love any fanart of board game club and their bitch ass crushes jdslhffkjg teeheehee#cater and jamil can get along fine but board game club is incapable of behaving#they have to drop everything to bully the shit out of each other given the chance!!!#jamil does this with azul also. tbh i think it would be a war immediately and caters like HaHa Oh My GOd. ??!!?#cater actually it's hard to say bc sometimes hes like HUH!!!! CHILL OUT!! but other times hes a shady little freak of a guy and enables#things so like whose to say. maybe if hes in a silly mood he would join idia and jamil and it would be 3v1 rip azul it was nice knowing u#the rng of if they get peacekeeping caycay or mischievous caycay#it feels like it has been a While since ive really sat and drawn them...#i have had a lot going on <///3 and then all draw time is spent on art fight rn but. small break For Them#do u even understand me. do u see my vision. i want to put all four of them in an escape room#bundle them together and observe them under a microscope#god i just LOVE how any time someone in twst talks about another character it's always either like#yes this is a good respectable classmate of mine who i admire. or I HATE THAT BITCH HE FUCKING SUCKS ASS ACTUALLY!!!!#and then the haters are like best friends who hang out always jfdksljflkshg#but theyd rather DIE than ADMIT IT!!!#bitch boys who only respect each other when they dont know each other too well ig fjldksfh#board game club being god tier haters nonstop of each other is so fucking funny im literally obsessed with whatever they have going on#anyway!!! I WANT THEM TO HANG OUT MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not to sound like a broken record but Dylan Wood's Orpheus was Insane
#he did the traditional broadway ''poor little boy'' interpretation and.... dare i say it.... did it the best out of anyone#i liked donal's interpretation more bc i don't like orpheus being made a laughing stocm#but his vocals?????? oh my GOD. OH MY GOD. i don't think this man made a single mistake the entire night#so i am so sorry chibueze but....... you have been dethroned as my fav innocent little orpheus.... it is dylan now#he also did the rage part of if it's true SO WELL. his voice stayed completely sing-songy the entire time despite the yelling#so better than donal imo bc orpheus is supposed to sing the entire time!! no filthy notes there!!!#god. GOD. i was so nervous meeting him at stage door i said so many stupid things#melanie has also shocked me with a totally new hermes. i have a selfie with her now bucket list checked#lauren was persephone and she talked to us for such a long time.... she sang at croatia once....#she is apparently not even?????? professionally trained??????? WHAT??????? i fell on my ass hearing it#dylan stays as orpheus until february so i might have to return sooner rather than later........... hopefully........ pls.....#hadestown liveblog#when he turns around he is like ''shit. it is over. i am done. nothing left.'' he isn't even hurrying or hysterical he judt breaks down#he is so raw and hopeful and INNOCENT in it all.... the yearning on his face.... oh ym GOD
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Late Night quick thing (New Age Sillies)
Bad news: That joke post about including Reset + Orchid is definitely not canon. (I legit got sad thinking about Reset being in a universe where Orchid isn't- because their stories are so so intertwined- but Nightmare 100% would NOT risk the whole twins exploding Error's soul thing.)
Good news: This means I COULD include Kane (Reset's older brother who usually dies in timelines where Reset is born) and use it to develope his character a bit more! Also! Perhaps a Blue × Dream kiddo is finally in the stars for me to design?
#new age au#really enjoying the idea of Reaper + Geno having an heir at some point (and them sending that heir over to Night's kingdom for#exposure to other places as well as to hang with his third cool knight dad who's hard at work 🙏)#Kane has little to no development besides being a perfect angel (foil to Reset's eventual turn to poor choices) so I'd love to do#to him what I do to every oc of mine. (Namely: Throw them into the Kingdom and see what they do.)#oh! and I could see Blue and Dream (beloved boys) listening to the warnings of possible complications if they try to have a lil babybones#and Dream deciding he'd take the risk and carry the growing soul#(<- though tbf this is MANY years into the future and they'd be well established knights of the realm)#i'm not evil so they *would* manage to avoid the twins curse and have a singular beautiful babybones#they'd get raised partially on the move but stay behind with Night and Error if the two had a more dangerous mission#and grow up to be an obnoxiously powerful warrior following after their dads#(but they'd probably be hesitant to follow into the footsteps of being a knight and might go on a quest with friends before choosing a#final path for themselves)#<- Most spoiled rotten kid ever. courtesy of Nightmare and Error and all their extended family <3#oh last note. Ancha has me cracking up w/ ideas for Cross potentially meeting someone and I was beamed w/ an old ship request post I saw and#I think it'd be funny to include Lust in here somehow... (probably call him smth else as a nickname but y'know-)#like. He works in the city around the castle as some sort of... idk tailor? and he's been making things for Nightmare for years without#knowing because Ccino always was discreet about the orders and providing measurements + always tipped well so it was none of his business#but one day it's like. before a big announcement ceremony or smth and Ccino drags Cross in by the scruff because no one can get him to get#clothes that actually fit aside from armor (hc he steals the others clothes a lot and wears 1 shirt until it's threadbare)#so Ccino makes him go to Lust and Lust is able to get him fitted for sone new outfits because. well. Lust doesn't do much but he's very very#handsome and Cross is super easily flustered and shy around new people and he's awkward and aughhh.#and then he thinks about the interaction for the next month before deciding he's going to ask Ccino to go back there again.#and Lust likes dressing Cross up in new outfits (everyone thinks it's great Cross is loosening up and meeting new friends cuz Lust introduce#s him to people in town) and it takes forever for Cross to get over his worries and ask Lust out to a ride on his horse (romantic. of course#) and Lust agrees because he's charmed.#and the best part would be Cross *actually* manages to keep it a secret. like. no one finds out until one morning Killer bursts into Cross'#room to wake him for surprise training and it's Cross. the weird Dog. and- holy shit did Cross have someone over???#Cross pulls the cool ones frfr 🙏#it's just a casual thing between them with little plot relevance or drama I think. just a chill lil relationship 🙏
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K so, Semblances are connected to Aura which is a manifestation of the soul yeah?
In Before the Dawn, the father of the villains confirms that one of twin's semblance was active in the womb throughout a good portion of the pregnancy
Meaning, in Remnant, fetuses have souls. Wonder how legal abortions are
Edit: just remembered Pyrrha had to unlock Jaune's Aura in V1, so does that mean someone cracked open a fetus's Aura inside the womb? Was Gillian strong enough as a cluster of cells to unlock it herself?? Wtf is this origin story???
#rwde#I don't think myers wrote this w the angle of prolife propaganda but hoo boy did he not think this plot through#(tho idk his politics so he could have subconsciously done it. this is the doctor who moon abortion episode all over again)#btd sucked so bad but what keeps snagging in my brain is that the whole thing that kicked off the twins monarchy scheme -#- the crown birthmark born to one every generation - was apparently burned into gillian???#and its NEVER FOLLOWED UP ON#like kudos to FUCKING COCO OF ALL PEOPLE for commenting on her enemy being BRANDED but why is it just the one comment???#idk who I'd go for first: the father or the brother. who's ego is inflated enough to justify burning their own kin?#and why even do it? i dont think myers would write jax and gill to follow the royal tradition of bloodline purity-#-so they couldnt rule together right? why even bother marking her if the crown would always go to jax?#and why cant a single rwby villain have a scheme that makes sense to some degree?#jax wanting remnant to get a little bit genghis khan is so fucking stupid and baseless. where is the logic behind it?#the best villains either do heinous shit for shits and giggles or they genuinely do have a point but came to the wrong conclusion#thats why tyrian and watts are the only decent villains post v3. theyre both in it for themselves and unapologetic abt it#jax and gill are just annoying. go join a fight club and leave vacuo alone kthxbai#anyway thanks for attending another episode of rwby has shit world building and even worse implications#yodeling into the void
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the steddie fics where steve is embarrassingly air-headed and has no clue what bisexuality is even though his best friend is a lesbian are so funny to me (in a bad way). it’s like what’s another way that we can mercilessly infantilize him and make eddie munson (pathetic clueless loser) guide him and navigate the relationship as if steve hasn’t been in many relationships himself?
#like sorry eddie would absolutely fucking not be the suave flirter u all seem to think he is#i do understand why this happens though lmao. it’s either blatant gay fetishism or cheap comedic value#OR the usual: showing off how little they understand steve as a character and how they’ve fallen for the duffers trap of steve being stupid#like make him a little dumb like he canonically is whatever. but he’s not that much of a fucking idiot#the whole “liking boys AND girls is a thing????🥺🥺” makes me click off so fast. what the fuck is that#he’s not 2 fucking years old and the 80s weren’t a billion years ago Lmfao.#and AGAIN: his best friend is a lesbian!!!!!!!! do u think they don’t speak to each other????#they obviously talk about gay shit together their first scene together in s4 is them talking about the idea of vickie liking BOTH! he KNOWS!#ok sorry for writing an essay in the tags I’m annoyed#steve harrington#stranger things#steddie
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You get this out of context.
#SO SOMETHING IS HAPPENING#no I'm not going to elaborate only my best friend knows and she isn't helping me deny it right! >: c#ya boi /gn is being a tsundere little shit okay. if you have followed me long enough- YOU SHOULD KNOW what this possibly means maybe kinda#sorta dont look into it because it's NOT going to happen!
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why is everyone so pissy at me after the Fade!! the Inquisitor just physically fought through hell and all I hear is whining afterwards
#Dorian at least asked how I was afterwards but he was clearly fishing for info#which fair game but Come On#I got to hug Varric which is only a little bittersweet since I basically picked Hawke to die...#Vivienne is also on my case for info about the Fade!!! these mages do not care#only after she pressed me to pick a Divine candidate ugh she's hot but so tiring#Solas was just a dick to me#I know your divine siblings are on the chopping block but honestly killing slumbering Old Gods before they can start the next 5 apocalypses#it ain't a bad idea buddy#sorry you live forever or some shit but mortals gonna try to avoid countless deaths every time#this is gonna be a case of only the 3 companions I brought in being chill and kind with it huh#so far Cass isn't yelling at me about it at least#Iron Bull continues to be the best that is my best buddy right there#Sera makes sense I sorta forgot she'd have a very uniquely bad time in the Fade#I'm sorry girly I should Not have taken you lol#oh Cole sweet boy have a little more faith in me won't you#BLACKWALL WE ARE HOMIES IN THIS I AM WITH YOU#Gray Wardens did no (okay maybe a little) wrong#DAI Posting#I hope you enjoyed the live tagging of me talking to everyone afterwards
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#♛ —— ❝ he might have a claim to the throne or he might just be a pawn 》 vadik musings#♛ —— ❝ a little shit who liked to taunt the cat 》 young vadik verse#♛ —— ❝ a puppet prince on a throne of ice 》 vadik main verse#♛ —— ❝ the last of the lantsov’s 》 vadik post row verse#♛ —— ❝ he dressed absurdly drank excessively and dithered about with stupid good cheer 》 count kirigin aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ now he was to live decadently spend wildly and maintain a reputation as a notorious libertine and social climber 》count kirigin head#♛ —— ❝ wasteful. grotesque. obscene 》 count kirigin musings#♛ —— ❝ a count’s son is not made for the infantry 》 count kirigin first army verse#♛ —— ❝ his name had become synonymous with both wealth and buffoonery 》 count kirigin main verse#♛ —— ❝ a certain west ravkan general is conspicuously absent 》 general zlatan aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ he wouldn’t risk being this far behind enemy lines 》 general zlatan headcanon#♛ —— ❝ so it's true? west ravka means to secede? 》 general zlatan musings#♛ —— ❝ we need to break away from the old country 》 general zlatan main verse#♛ —— ❝ for the true ravka 》 ravkan civil war verse#♛ —— ❝ a king without a throne 》 alexander lantsov aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ gluttony is a sin 》 alexander lantsov headcanon#♛ —— ❝ you have no right no authority. who are you to sit in judgment on your king? 》 alexander lantsov musings#♛ —— ❝ i blame myself. i spoiled you. you’re a hothouse flower. you’re nothing for the world. you’re not made for it 》 alexander & vasily#♛ —— ❝ you are a weakling and a fool. full of common sentiment and common blood 》 alexander & nikolai#♛ —— ❝ what’s best for ravka is a lantsov on the throne 》 alexander lantsov main verse#♛ —— ❝ you screw them up. you hurt them. and then you watch them squeal 》 alexander lantsov modern verse#♛ —— ❝ this country doesn't give. it only takes 》 raevsky aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ keeper of the north 》 raevsky headcanon#♛ —— ❝ a boy pushed into a life he never wanted 》 raevsky musings#♛ —— ❝ the greenest and most useless grunt he ever had the misfortune of commanding 》 raevsky & nikolai lantsov#♛ —— ❝ for faith tsar and fatherland 》 raevsky main verse#♛ —— ❝ general of Kribirsk 》 raevsky kos & row verse#♛ —— ❝ rëvfeder 》 magnus opjer aesthetic#♛ —— ❝ wily old bastard. foxfather indeed 》 magnus opjer musings
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Thinking about modern fantasy where teens having blackouts and restlessness take shitty online quizzes trying to figure out if they're a werewolf. It's always either you've been cursed by hircine or you got repressed trauma. There's a whole discourse in the werewolf community about people who aren't werewolves insisting they are, or people coming up with horrible at home ways to be turned into one (curses, potions, rituals, etc.).
#i think about werewolves too much#maybe one day I'll show off my boy Rowl hes silly goofy and his bestie is a demon and theyre both the chilliest ppl until its a full moon#rowl tears shit up and his bestie is like “cheers to that” and wholeheartedly enables him#theyre not even main characters theyre side characters for a whole thing im working on#but mmm the allure of best friends 100% being more but both are too stupid to recognize it#rowl is just really tactile too because imagine the living situation of modern werewolves. their families are huge and they dont have space#been working through all these little details because theyre so precious to me#they usually dont sleep in beds and instead spread blankets and pillows out on the floor and all pile up together#theyre called dogpiles because everyone piles up on them. theyre split up by ages or gender but usually its whoever wants to sleep where#and nowwww we have rowl who is away from home and misses the warmth and pressure of having ppl sleep on him. Totally non homo things ensue#if anyone sends me an ask showing mild interest in my bs ill infodump all day i have been working on my story for a year now#werewolves <3#werewolf#werewolves#werewolf things#writing prompt#writing prompts#writing inspo#writing inspiration#fantasy writing prompts#fantasy writing#werewolf prompts#werewolf wednesday#THATS A TAG?? YEAHHHHH
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status update on my mission to 100% and platinum yakuza 0: completion list is at 99.2% and would’ve been finished today if not for pool (carom/combo shots- i made enough money from it though) and batting. my most significant peaks today were probably beating both so and jo amon on the first try miraculously and at one point i got like 34 points in expert koikoi
#if anyone has any advice on pool or batting feel free to tell me because boy am I struggling#and I’m so……so close#oh forgot to mention it but I also did all the climax battles I can for the time being- so a little over half of them maybe?#cant do the rest til I go through the finale and all that#frothing at the fucking mouth . I am so. CLOSE#y0#rambling#I think I actually like koikoi a little better than oichi kabu ngl. but maybe im just saying that cause I got lucky with koikoi#I do think I’m genuinely okay at it cause like I started to memorize the high point cards and the main hands (especially the high point#but still doable ones like moon viewing and boar/deer/butterfly) and yea worked towards those with my Choices#but still I wouldn’t say I’m Great at it either#not as confident with it as I am with mahjong#but no shit. I played mahjong for like three days straight where as koikoi I maybe spent two or three hours total on#eh actually maybe more like 1-2 hours. took me way less time than oichi kabu#anyway. very very close to 100% completion but still got a bit to go til I can platinum the game since I gotta#go back and do the main story again on legend mode and all that#the finale won’t take long considering I’m crazy maxed out in stats and weapons and all that but going through on legend mode + the rest#of the climax battles will probably be a bit more intensive#really honestly impressed with myself on the Amon fights. like. a month ago I would absolutely assume I’d have to have my friend do those#fights for me cause they’re fucking insane and both have 14 health bars or something like that. but I’ve grown. I’ve learned. i best them#MYSELF. and on HARD at that. very glad I did a ton of shit at the coliseum cause that helped train up for the Amons a Lot.#ok time to shut up and sleep
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@allvalley100
Prompt: Girls’ Night
Friendships: Sam & Demetri & Moon & Yasmine
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“Moon, Yas, and I are having Girls’ Night Friday. Wanna come?”
Demetri finds Sam leaning on his locker, expression completely genuine.
He frowns. “I’m...not a girl?”
“So be an honorary girl.” Sam is undeterred.
He looks away. “You don’t have to invite me along just because Yas and I make out sometimes.”
Sam laughs. “Not why I’m inviting you, stupid. You’re our friend. Besides, you need a breather and a face mask. And Moon has amazing weed.”
He thinks of Eli, and how much he’d rather forget all their shit. Maybe a quality high would help.
“That sounds perfect, Sam.”
#allvalley100#demetri alexopoulos#demetri cobra kai#sam larusso#samantha larusso#moon cobra kai#yasmine cobra kai#cobra kai#cobra kai season 3#this takes place during S3#while Demetri and Eli were big boi pissed at each other </3#based on the headcanon I mentioned in the Gay Little Road Trip Fic#where Sam Moon and Yasmine had Girls' Night and let Demetri come bc they love him <3#I just think he deserves to watch romcoms and do fancy skincare and smoke good weed while the love of his life is being a shit to him okay#Honorary Girl Demetri My Beloved <3#A good portion of his besties are girls btw which is. Pretty gay of him XD#He's the token Gay Best Friend and I kind of love it#praying that one day he actually REALIZES it and realizes he'd rather gossip with Yas than make out with her XD
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actually decided im letting the irrational rage Win btw. “brrhrr spider-man 2099’s a fucking beast on demon time LOL can’t wait to FINALLY see an evil spider-man being the villain of across the spider-verse--”
#talking tag#no longer being nice i am now letting the Hate and Fruitless Anger consume me#the internet cant be Normal abt ATSV mig being a brown man the internet cant be Normal abt miles in general im blowing up the sun#Is It REALLY that unfathomable to conceive that calling a canon child abuse survivor a Child-Killing Demon is more than a little fucked.#like yeah yeah Obligatory Superhero Fight and all that but claiming that whatever is going on in that trailer--#--must somehow be motivated by. mig supposedly either being some Inherently Violent Beast (UwU BaAaAaADD Boy)--#--who just Cant Accept That Wittle Baby Miles Is A BIG Baby Boy Now Oh Deawie--#--OR#that CleEeEaArlYyYYY the scary violent serial killer spider-man is going to try and murder miles out of quote-unquote Misguided Justice--#just fuck OFF already#in poor taste at best and by-and-large mostly just actively racist dog shit posted by ppl who r too chickenshit to admit with their chests-#--why they ACTUALLY hate miles morales and pretend like he somehow doesnt have MORE right to be called spider-man than mig even
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he <3
#big bro <3 he's cool! but is he as cool as best boy t.orgal? hmmm thats up for debate#ash feeds him treats and gives him lots of pets!!! pat pat pat pat pat#ash rambles 💚#i've been doing nothing but study so brain is mushy#but c.live! brother! and t.orgal! friend!#f.f16 and m.ass e.ffect are keeping me goinf ajdhqjdh i love them#my first fucking post about c.live hasnt popped up so screw it! i'll make another!#also fellas i think my crush on g.arrus v.akarian is much more than that- may or may not have two fankiddos#ahskjqkdjq i've been seriously going through it as of late with school and shit but at least theres hot aliens 😳😳#but yeah. ash isnt actually blood related to c.live! thank fucking god- i freaking hate his mom LMAAOO#she's just a close friend who he starts to see as a sibling type#especially since shes the same age as his actual little brother#theres about 5 yrs between them so ash is around 28ish! a wee bit younger than her gf v.ivian#big bro is cool :D#... i still like his dog better-#(that was a joke. mostly.)#so much studying.. so tired... but we must persist#once the horrors pass i shall finish m.ass e.ffect 3! muahahaha!#a while back my friends and i decided to go out this weekend. and me being busy as shit is not gonna stop me from dancing it up LMAO#so we're on the study grind 😎#also on the freaking brainrot grind oh my god- m.atthew has been on my mind all day!! and ofc g.arrus and the two fankiddos i'm working on#also an old crush AJDJAJJSJQ i need to finish h.aikyuu since a.kiteru has my whole heart#okay yeah thats all#everyone look at t.orgal and how cute he is :D! and ig c.live too#my screenshots too! me and f.f16 photo mode are besties :D (i have spent an embarrassing amount of time zooming up on my gf v.ivian)
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sometimes i think being in the riverdale cast is like going to the charter school in my hometown. you have a senior class of twenty two people and by senior year they're all bisexual and openly horny on main and there are only two people in the senior class who haven't kissed every other member of the senior class and it's because they've been in a weird exclusive relationship since they were seven years old and never backed off that shit
#mer rambles#meeting charter school kids at parties and shit was always insane#my new friend points out this girl and says that's imogen. she's a horrible bitch but she's also my best friend for life. we've kissed.#and i'm like okay. okay. okay. thank you for that information about a young woman i've never met. anyway.#i met my old dealer kaiden in our friend shania's backyard bc he was living with shania and her grandparents bc both of his parents#had died in very close succession to one another. and it had been like two months when i met him and he was so upbeat and positive#that man is still insane to me. he domesticated shania's transphobic grandmother by being the most adorable little guy that ever could#she calls him “our boy” and it's really fucking cute and kaiden deserves to be the manic pixie dream boy that fixed shania's grandparents#like slay king. slay. anyway he was a charter school kid and so was shania#all of this to say i think there might be something fundamentally changing about being on the cast of the cw's riverdale
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