#berry the platypus

[thebeetheberry]

Star-leen, Starline. Celine, Ce-line.

The Bee and The Berry’s got some hot takes in this Sonic shipping BBQnA 🔥🐝🍓

Listen to us hash it out tomorrow, July 1st, on our YouTube channel!

[imaplatypus-art]

My babies🍓🍊🥝🫐🍒🍐🍍🍌🍉

USA: https://ko-fi.com/s/8423b71503

International: https://imaplatypuscreations.etsy.com/listing/1787004881

🍊🍓 are the ones I have examples of

[laz-kay]

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Same energy. Different show.

[mammalsofaction]

I Fell For You (The Moment That You Pushed Me)

Rating: T

Relationships: Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus

Add tags: Human Perry, this ambiguously takes place in About Time, meet uglies kinda?, romantic realization uglies or sthg, idek

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It is not often a person may be struck with a romantic realization in the most appropriate time and, or place.

Sure, you could argue that romantic locations, times and scenery could stimulate vulnerability and emotions, and there are plenty out there who are lucky enough to have found love by sunsets, watching stars, over candle light or in the capitalistic throngs of Valentine's Day.

Plentier still fall head first for a kind word on a terrible day, a shared pen while waiting in line at the bank, or perhaps even while pondering about groceries in line at the self service counters at Tesco. Like love, in all it's splendour, was nothing more than an ordinary fact of life, a rock overturned, a choice being made. Yes, I suppose this is a thing that happens now. Skies were blue, berries were sweet and yes, you were in love.

Bartholomew "Perry" Fletcher, also known as Agent Platypus of OWCA, was never a romantic. He didn't explicitly have anything against it. Maybe. But he was always just, for the lack of sounding like a harangued Hallmark christmas rom-com protagonist, too busy for love. It had always seemed like low priority. He just...had so much else going on.

Naturally, given the fact that the Universe had decided to put matters into its own hands, the realization comes at the absolute worst time a narrative could conceive of.

Heinz twists his arms, a surprising unrelenting strength from biceps that look so puny by a single glance, and it strains the muscles of Perry's wrists. It's the second of weakness he needs use his height--a significant draw, over Perry's. But then, that's not a difficult achievement when the bar is 5''4--to slam Perry against the wall, and he pins him there.

Perry goes headfirst, feeling the bright burst of pain and discomfort as uneven stone bangs against the top of his temple and he thinks, ah, shit, I fucking love him.

It's hours yet, before he realizes he'd thunk it, and it'd be years before he'd begin to dare dusting off it's cobwebs, neglected yet plump, and fed. To see. To hold it in his hands like it didn't matter if he dropped it, because he'd told himself Heinz had dropped it first. Something golden and heavy and blunt, like a weapon.

I love him, Perry had thought, grinning like a lunatic as he wrestled Heinz's weight off of himself, and the mad scientist had retaliated by sweeping his feet from underneath himself and Perry had broken his nose, his cheekbones, and scraped his palms gritty and bloody and he loved him, he loved him, he loves him.

Heinz always fought like it was their first, like it would be their last, and he is always angry, and wild, and potentially fatal. He kicks and he punches and he screams and grunts and claws and laughs, and he's perfect. Cards on the table and no punches pulled, and Perry could trust he would get back up again as he could trust the tides would turn, or that the sun would rise and the earth to spin. His indomitable, broken, brave Heinz. His wildcat, meteorite nemesis.

I love him, Perry thought, and through it all, every heartache and triumph, and for every ugly secret he finds as they understood each other, better and deeper and further, he'd only loved him more. Like it was simple, like Perry had waited for him all along.

All he'd needed was a little push.

[nymphcria]

Hey, you! Yes you! We (the animals) have noticed that you frequent this place quite often, and want to do you a favour. We’ve all decided to give you a small tour of the place! Aren’t you lucky?

First, let’s start with the basics. Let me introduce you to all our employees. You probably already know Lotus, the owner. Then we have Dusty (@dustywrites), who usually works at the front counter making drinks; Shell (@shellofthesediment), who’s in charge of baking; Leafy (@leaf-anon-is-cool), who tends to the garden; and Koji (@lightcurse2end), who helps out in the counter and with picking tea leaves.

There’s also the other animals! Some of them include:

Churro is our mascot! He attracts customers with his… innate charm. (How does he do it??)

Asta, the ferret, is in charge of promoting the café. 

Bones, the bear, works as security

Mr Squirrel counts all our sales (He’s surprisingly good at math)

Mallow the rabbit oversees the tea garden. He takes it very seriously and is currently training Koji.

Jerry the Platypus helps sort out berries! No one knows how he got here.

Now for the actual tour! Take this napkin. Here you’ll find a floor plan of the café (drawn by Churro, of course).

1. TABLS 2. CAUNTER 3. BOOK ARIA 4. KICHEN

Come on, follow Asta (the ferret that organised this, by the way (you’re welcome)).  She’ll guide you through all the places you need to see here! 

The funny thing about Nymphea is that it’s everywhere. What we mean by that is that, no matter where you are, even if you’re across the sea, you’ll be able to find your way here when you need it. You’ll just have to look for the animal pathway (we made those, by the way), and you’ll eventually find it. Follow it, and it’ll take you to the café! 

The first thing you’ll see when you step inside is the seating areas. The tables are all topped with a small vase with fresh flowers, freshly picked every morning by the birds. There’s more than enough space for you to sit, relax and enjoy your drinks while you admire the adorable decorations!

Up next, you have the counter! Here’s where our baristas will take your order. You’ve probably heard Lotus say that “we serve everything here,” and that’s true! Anything that you can imagine, we will serve. If you’re stumped on what to order, here’s a few ideas for sweets, savoury foods, and drinks!

What? How do we decide the price of our items if there’s no menu? Uh… Next area!

If you walk a little to the left, you’ll find the café’s little reading corner. The idea was proposed by our dear employee Dusty. Here, you can grab a book from the shelf (or your own), sit down, and read to your heart's content! We offer a wide variety of books here: fantasy, classics, romance, sci-fi, you name it! We even have a shelf dedicated solely to.. “shifter romances,” added due to popular demand. If you have any book recommendations, feel free to submit them here! 

Okay, now we have to be really quiet. We’re not exactly allowed to be here, but it’s okay! The kitchen is almost always in tip top shape! After all, this is where all our pastries are made. Animals and non-employees aren’t usually allowed here, (not since… the incident (and that one time Churro developed a God complex)) but we’re going to make an exception for today! Hm? Does Lotus know? No… But it’s fine! What Lotus doesn’t know won’t hurt her.

Finally, if you turn to the right, you’ll see a spiral staircase leading upstairs. There is an upstairs, but that’s Lotus’ personal living space, and we don’t want to invade her privacy. 

Anyway, that’s pretty much it… hey, wait- where are you going? The back door? No, that leads to the garden, and outsiders are not allowed in there unless they’re going with Lotus. Why? Cause you’ll get lost, obviously! That place is huge! Lotus herself gets lost there at least two times per week. Look at how Bones is staring at you menacingly, it’s best if you don’t go in there right now.

…

Sigh.

Okay, how about this: we’ll ask Lotus for permission later and if she says yes, you can come in another day and we’ll show you around the garden. How does that sound? Good? Good.

Now, that concludes your personal tour of the café. We hope you had fun! Feel free to get yourself a pastry on your way out! Bye bye!

[mymanyfandomramblings]

If Glee Did Phineas and Ferb Songs, Who Would Sing What?

Note: these would not be all in the same episode, for various reasons, including that in some cases they take place at different times in canon, also Sue would never sing multiple songs per episode. I'm also going to highlight the absolute non-negotiables to me.

Gitchee Gitchee Goo--New Directions, Sam and Mercedes lead (either an end-of-episode performance in the auditorium, or a competition performance)

Busted--Santana and Brittany (there could be context for this, or it could just be for the heck of it. I'm sure you see my vision)

When We Didn't Get Along--Will Schuester (serenading Sue after she gets fired in S6)

Truck Drivin' Girl--Coach Beiste (I have a very specific context in mind for this, and that is a scene that does not take place in the show, where Beiste teaches Emma to parallel park)

Do Nothing Day--Blaine (like Busted, this pick does not strictly require context, but it could have some)

Ain't Got Rhythm--Mike and Finn (I NEED you to see my vision here, because this is a non-negotiable to me. Mike's dancing, Finn's inability to dance, Finn drumming--beautiful)

You're Going Down--Sue (to Will,at any time, really)

Whatcha Doin'--Emma (to Will, early season one)

The Perry The Platypus Theme--Blaine, Sam, Tina, Artie, Brittany (messing around together in S4)

There's A Platypus Controlling Me--Sue, with the New Directions (Sue did not consent to this)

Takin' Care Of Things--Blaine, Sam, Artie and Tina (this song encapsulates Blamartina--my beloveds--perfectly, and I love it)

Carpe Diem--New Directions, led by Finn and Rachel (end-of episode auditorium performance or comp performance)

The Ballad Of Klimpaloon--Puck with The Boys (just one of the rock songs they do just because)

I Believe We Can--Mason and Jane (for fun)

Real Boy--Artie with Quinn, Santana and Brittany (no context. This should have zero plot relevance, but just one of those numbers that Artie and the UHT do for the sake of it)

I'm Me--Santana (no specific context, but much like Busted, it definitely doesn't need it)

Evil For Extra Credit--MS. BECKY JACKSON

Just The Two Of Us--Mercedes (while third-wheeling Klaine. Or Blam)

Quirky Worky Song--The Warblers (random cut scene to the Warblers)

Livin' With Monkeys--Rachel (heartbroken, on stage in the auditorium, gesturing tragically, big facial expressions, peak Rachel Barbra Berry dramatics)

My Evil Buddies And Me--Sue, Terri, Sandy Ryerson, Dustin Goolsby (During the Legion of Doom arc)

Izzy's Got The Frizzies--Unique (no context whatsoever. at all. none.)

Summer All Over The World--New Directions (beginning of episode group number)

Jump Right To It--Tina, Brittany, Sugar, Unique *maybe Kitty* (telling Marley to go for it with Jake)

They Left Me Standing Outside--Artie (literally any time in the series)

Us Against The Universe: OG Five, with the New Directions (final episode, it's beautiful)

If you have any ideas/reactions/thoughts, please rb with your additions, addendums or thoughts

[spaceumbredoggos]

It’s headcanon time bitches!!!

@fishy--friend @duskiefloof @cryptic-platypus @shabbyshoebox @xropal @sarostheartistdude @lovelycrimsonredsnow @children-of-moss you are all held hostage for these sfw holidays Kenz headcanons. These are all funny and not indicative of Kenz’s crappy emotional trauma at all!!! FEEL FREE TO ADD SOME!!!

Kenz eats wrapping paper and doesn’t bother with the rest of the present sometimes.

The Pines can’t get any sort of Christmas tree because Kenz will either eat it, scratch into it to mark it as their own, transform into an identical one and give it a severe case of imposter syndrome, or decorate it with animal skins, animal bones, poisonous berries, and pokemon plushies.

Kenz will be tamed into watching holiday movies.

Holly hates the song “Have a Holly jolly Christmas” and punts any radio playing it into the moon.

Atlas cooks the entire Christmas dinner and it’s fabulous. He dedicates himself to the task and it is forbidden to interrupt him. During the trio’s first Christmas together, Kenz didn’t know of this rule and this was one of the few times Atlas snapped at them.

Mabel knits Kenz into a Christmas straight jacket so that they don’t eat the Christmas ornaments.

Atlas makes a cute little snow family every year for Christmas with a snow rendition of everyone in the pines family. At the first melt, Ford and Kenz get a bunch of explosives to blow it up.

Kenz got their tongue stuck to frozen metal their first winter in gravity falls ON PURPOSE because they knew it would stick and they’re a dumbass.

Kenz hides in the Christmas tree and mauls anyone who tries to put ornaments on it.

Holly prefers a “goth core” Cheistmas aesthetic. Mabel tried to call her “sad millennial beige.” Pacifica has a full on tacky ugly Christmas that Kenz goes all in on making ugly sweaters.

Kenz has to be restrained from eating Soos’s kid’s Christmas present (a new rabbit). Dipper tried to persuade Soos into getting them a reptile pet instead, but Soos doubled down thinking Kenz would just steal it from the kids and become too emotionally attached to it. Soos wouldn’t get a bird because those things swear too much.

Holly, Atlas, and Kenz all have the power to control the weather. Only, it’s tied to their emotions. Holly and Atlas have better control than Kenz does, but Kenz’s powers are stronger. Kenz gets particularly wild on Christmas so the entire Pacific Northwest is pelted with severe arctic blizzards that upset the ecosystem. Atlas and Holly are strained trying to tame them to a simple snowstorm. No one likes shoveling Kenz’s winter weather mess.

The funny thing about this is that Kenz doesn’t even like cold weather and would have it at ~70 degrees if they could control it.

Kenz is overly thankful for any gifts received. They show a lot of gratitude and it’s the sweetest most genuine thing ever. They will cherish all gifts especially if they are frog related.

Christmas pranks happen. Only Kenz’s idea of a prank is summoning winters plants into Ford’s lab. Ford’s always the butt of some of Kenz and Stan’s antics. Ford gets them both back Christmas Eve with the most elaborate machine ever.

Anyone who dresses up as Santa has to eat the Christmas cookies before Kenz gets to them and throws them up again.

[its-to-the-death]

Bracket H Matchups

Round 1

Eternity Served Cold (Homestuck) vs My Lullaby (The Lion King 2)

Bear With Me (Splatoon 3) vs There's a Platypus Controlling Me (Phineas and Ferb)

Evil For Extra Credit (Phineas and Ferb) vs Stay With Me (Into the Woods)

Battle! Pokemon Wielder Volo (Pokemon Legends: Arceus) vs No One's Gonna Make a Monkey Out of Me (The Donkey Kong Country cartoon)

Friends in Low Places (Bigtop Burger) vs If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You) (Ferngully)

God Shattering Star (Fire Emblem: Three Houses) vs The Ballad of Sara Berry (35MM: A Musical Exhibition)

Your Best Nightmare (Undertale) vs I Love You (As Much As Someone Like Me Can Love Anyone) (Galavant)

Last Midnight (Into the Woods) vs Countdown (Epithet Erased)

Descole's theme live version (Professor Layton) vs The Ring motif (Lord of the Rings)

Why We Build the Wall (Hadestown) vs Your Contract Has Expired (A Hat in Time)

Made In America (Black Friday) vs One Step Ahead (Spies Are Forever)

Molasses to Rum (1776) vs When the Chips are Down (Hadestown)

Marley and Marley (The Muppet Christmas Carol) vs Phantom Returns Act 1 and 3 (Mario + Rabbids: Sparks)

I'm the Villain in My Own Story (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) vs Playing With the Big Boys (The Prince of Egypt)

Big and Loud (Cats Don't Dance) vs How Can I Refuse? Reprise (Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper)

Attack at the Wall (Mulan) vs Davy Jones' theme (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

Round 2

My Lullaby (The Lion King 2) vs There's a Platypus Controlling Me (Phineas and Ferb)

Stay With Me (Into the Woods) vs Battle! Pokemon Wielder Volo (Pokemon Legends: Arceus)

Friends in Low Places (Bigtop Burger) vs The Ballad of Sara Berry (35MM: A Musical Exhibition)

I Love You (As Much As Someone Like Me Can Love Anyone) (Galavant) vs Last Midnight (Into the Woods)

Descole's theme live version (Professor Layton) vs Why We Build the Wall (Hadestown)

One Step Ahead (Spies Are Forever) vs When the Chips are Down (Hadestown)

Marley and Marley (The Muppet Christmas Carol) vs Playing With the Big Boys (The Prince of Egypt)

Big and Loud (Cats Don't Dance) vs Davy Jones' theme (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

Round 3

My Lullaby (The Lion King 2) vs Battle! Pokemon Wielder Volo (Pokemon Legends: Arceus)

The Ballad of Sara Berry (35MM: A Musical Exhibition) vs Last Midnight (Into the Woods)

Why We Build the Wall (Hadestown) vs One Step Ahead (Spies Are Forever)

Playing With the Big Boys (The Prince of Egypt) vs Davy Jones' theme (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

Round 4 (Bracket Semifinals)

My Lullaby (The Lion King 2) vs Last Midnight (Into the Woods)

Why We Build the Wall (Hadestown) vs Davy Jones' theme (Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

Round 5 (Bracket Finals)

Last Midnight (Into the Woods) vs Why We Build the Wall (Hadestown)

Winner: Why We Build the Wall (Hadestown)!

[google-searchhistory-official]

Parry! Riposte!

PERRY (the platypus?)! Shitpost!

Berry! Composte!

Fairy! You're toast!

Carry! You hoist!

Larry! eh, average

LARRY! The lobst(er)!

Scary! the most

eto... ummm... uhh... hmmm... eh... GHOST!

[imaplatypus-art]

Blueberry platypus 🫐

Started with a berry and ended with a berry 🤭 I'll post them all together next!

All 10 Fruit platypus sticker sheet at my US shop: https://ko-fi.com/s/cfe19159ae and international shop imaplatypuscreations.etsy.com/listing/1430281357

[mirica199]

Platypus Fakemon!

Drew up some more Fakemon for Zenith and Nadir! This also goes with the 'fairy food' trope that recently seems to be appearing in Pokemon.

First is Platacake! It's a Fairy Type cake platypus :3

Platacake naturally emits a sweet scent that results in it being hunted a lot by predators. However, it has a special defence mechanism; it can pop out the berries on its back as a distraction. The berries taste great and are full of nutrients, so the predators tend to go after the berries and give Platacake a chance to escape. The berries regrow within a few hours, so it doesn’t have to worry about losing them.

Like several other Pokemon in Gosdor, Platacake had to adapt to the climate change and pollution. This pretty much forced it to evolve into Platyrot, and it becomes Fairy/Poison upon doing so.

Platyrot were only recently discovered as evolutions of Platacake, and it's believed the pollution and the change of environment within Gosdor lead to the Platacake having to rapidly adapt and evolve. The ‘frosting’ on Platyrot’s back seemed to rapidly increase in weight upon evolution, making it hard for Platyrot to stand upright. The berries have become poisonous as well as the tips of its claws, and consuming the berries or being scratched will result in anyone becoming horribly poisoned.

[sparksinmyveins]

I'm a turquoise and Berry Platypus, also known as Perrys best friend Berry

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.

[shadowlorddemon]

MLB Animalverse Character Sheets 3

School Substitutes & Coworkers

Emerald Hill = Red-Eyed Tree Frog (Substitute History Teacher)

Hugo Jackson = American Bullfrog (Substitute Coach)

Jacque Queen = Kookaburra (Assistant of Fred Haprele)

Jane Smith = Eastern Gray Kangaroo (Coach Assistant)

Jay Smith = Red Kangaroo (Coach)

Greg Greenwood = House Centipede (Janitor)

Ray Wormwood = Axolotl (Nurse)

Jon Johnson = Fire Belly Newt (Substitute for Bustier)

Kate Cloud = Snowy Albatross (Substitute Science Teacher)

Teddy Forrest = Koala Bear (Substitute Literature Teacher)

School Students

Kelly = Siamese Cat

John = Golden Retriever

Lola = Budgerigar

Lottie = Persian Cat

Duke = Beagle

Perry = Platypus

Pate = European Greenfinch

Allen ‘AJ’ = Woodland Hedgehog

George = Mountain Bluebird

Harry = Ragamuffin

Bill = Bulldog

Matthew = European Mink

Paul = Great Dane

Carlson = Dingo

Quinn = European Robin

Zack = Mandrill

Ted = Black Bear

Terry = Scottish Fold

Jerry = British Longhair

Berry = British Shorthair

Fallow = Eurasian Hobby

Nanami = French Bulldog

Xander = Fire Salamander

Sara = Ragdoll

Vincent = Stoat

Jess = Labrador Retriever

Winnie = Eurasian Wolf

[con1011]

The Crispy Critters 

Critter 1: Patti the Platypus 

Name: Patty 

Animal: Platypus

Gender: female

Scent: Burger Seasoning

Pendant: Spatula Head

Critter 2: Pinky the Flamingo

Name: Berry Mingo

Animal: Red Flamingo

Gender: female

Scent: Strawberry Pie 

Pendent: Slice of Strawberry Pie 

Critter 3: Chocolate the Moose

Name: Moosey Mustard

Animal: Western Canadian Moose

Gender: male

Scent: Honey Mustard 

Pendent: Mustard Packet

Critter 4: Goldie the Goldfish

Name: Goldie Chippy

Animal: Goldfish Gilmen

Gender: female

Scent: Fish & Chips 

Pendent: British Chip

Critter 5: Speedy the Turtle

Name: Speedy Softshell

Animal: Spiny Softshell Turtle

Scent: male

Scent: Pickles

Pendent: Roller Skate

Critter 6: Seamore the Seal

Name: Sundae Seal

Animal: Harp Seal

Gender: male

Scent: Waffle Cone

Pendent: Ice Cream Cone

Critter 7: Quacks the Duck

Name: Kenny Tucky Ducky

Animal: Mallard

Gender: male

Scent: Fried Chicken 

Pendent: Drumstick with Paper Frill

Critter 8: Lizz the Lizard

Name: Fizzy Lizzy

Animal: Blue-Spotted Salamander

Gender: female

Scent: Soda

Pendent: Fast Food Drink Cup

I was inspired to make this by the “Crispy Critters” animation test by Malakai Breckenridge.

First uploaded to my DeviantArt on 5/20/2025.

[snappyssongbook]

A Year Of Songs #17 - “Rocket Number 9” by NRBQ

Choosing a Sun Ra composition for a rock combo’s debut single is a gutsy move. Doing so in 1969 was bonkers but that’s what NRBQ did, slapping an obscure 7-inch tune by the cosmic maestro on the b-side of their Sonics-like take on Eddie Cochran’s “C’mon Everybody.”  And just so nobody missed this whacked juxtaposition, they started their self-titled 1969 Columbia Records debut album with the same two songs in the same order. 

From jump, NRBQ has been a musical platypus, jumbling up party rock shouters with country ditties, jagged jazz, and oodles else, their group identity scooped from the bubbling, pungent primordial ooze surrounding co-founder/keyboardist/perennial spearhead Terry Adams. To such music-makers and dreamers of dreams, Ol’ Sun Ra is as natural an inspiration as Chuck Berry, Count Basie or Bill Monroe. 

What’s extra hip is how NRBQ’s interpretation kicks more ass than the original, upping the chant along qualities and cranking up the hobo percussion rattle, electric guitars and burping horns cutting through the atmosphere like a hot knife through cold butter. 

An inspired cover version can be a gateway to the original artist, and surely NRBQ’s forwarding of Sun Ra and his Arkestra hipped more than a few long haired kids and curious big eared song spelunkers that space is indeed the place.