#bernard: i love you but that doesn't sound like non-lethal babe
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ditzybat · 7 months ago
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bernard: i just love true crime, don't you?
tim, trying to impress him: i may or may not be a war criminal with a hypothetical body count in the triple digits who's trained under multiple trained assassins as their apprentice
bernard: ???
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