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who is benedict cumberbatch

You

mean

this

handsome

British

man?

-AE

[benaddicted-and-deranged]

Something about the way he’s sitting makes me want to bang my head against a wall like LOOK at him he looks like a little kitter cat

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Alice & Ben for GQ Style [x]

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Meet the Blogger!

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Hello, everyone, and welcome! I should probably tell you a bit about myself.

I am a Puerto Rican/American transmasc/nonbinary person who goes by he/they pronouns, and I’m bisexual. Also disabled and mentally ill. You can call me Alex, or Quinn- or Quinnie, if we’re close.

I’m an artist, writer, photoshopper, violinist, singer, and editor. My main fandoms are Markiplier and Hannibal at the moment.

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-AE

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Thinking about him (Patrick Melrose)

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If Benedict Cumberbatch isn’t the next Bond I will riot

I WANT THIS SO BAD

[realtorontobluejays]

CHRISSY HAIR

[benaddicted-and-deranged]

Well yes actually I would let him break my leg if he asked because he’s never done anything wrong ever ☺️

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Anyway I finished the Imitation Game

Cant see, can’t breathe, my hands are shaking and my normaly impeccable grammar is not very good at the time being

Er

Hit a bit too close to home

Is this what you people call feelings [half-joking]

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Benedict Cumberbatch's life as we know it is a lie.

He's actually a pureblood wizard who went to Hogwarts, was sorted into Slytherin house, but as soon as he heard that Voldemort was resurrected, he decided to try to coexist with muggles. Benedict's name and career are all a front that he's accepted as his life now since he doesn't feel like trying to rejoin the wizarding world. He deemed rejoining said world as "an unnecessary hassle" since he found so much success as a muggle actor.

I guess that explains why his eyes are so fantastically magical. 😳

Maybe he drugged all of his fans with Amortentia.

…It would explain a lot.

-AE

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❤️

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I really REALLY want to watch the Electrical Life of Louis Wain or like the Courier or that one Van Gogh thing but I feel like if I watch another “indie” movie with Benedict Cumberbatch in it then I’ll tear my hair out and be thrown in a padded cell <3

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benedict cumberbatch looks like an otter deep fried in Britishness

Why do you think I bought a stuffed otter and named him Benedict Otterbatch? It’s because they look so similar and I adore both of them! :3

-AE

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HELL YEAH, NONNY

-AE

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His expression is like “God someone help me” and all I can see this in is in black and white with rain overlayed on top of it, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. But also!

-AE