#ben solo is nOT DEAD

[aestheticforzoe]

Forgive me.

[galactic-rhea]

More silly Luke Skysilverfoxwalker doodles

in my mind, almost nothing of the sequels is canon, but Luke is still grumpy and somewhat depressed, his dad tries to help tho

[kylowanderer]

...What more can I say? Bahaha I kind of ship Punk Kylo x Cindereyla now :o both cosplays are made by me.

[safraneeek]

Fantasy/medieval/demon summoning/ Doctor Faustus/whatever au

[canonskyrissian]

because clearly there are people who need this reminder

[gumbiedots]

i Really Really Do Not want to watch the rise of skywalker again, but i Do want to analyze ben and rey and how they're definitely actually two aromantics in a fucked up little qpr. such is my lot in life.

[hauntingoldhouses]

surviving with officer ronnie🗞️

[writingwife-83]

Get you a man who will pause from eating delicious takeout just to show you a gif of Ben Solo crawling over to Rey, and then also specifically point out the caption about how much he loved her 🥹

[holdmytesseract]

Guys... 👀

I just can't decide, so I leave it up to y'all! 🤗

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[kylo-wrecked]

thinking about this Silly Fun Thing™️ (blog-related) i almost made back in January and how almost ten years after TFA dropped, i have not abandoned this one Pouty Space Dude. i have eight of him. and i'm just referring to the eight verses i use semi-regularly. there are three others, even. not including the childhood one/s.

i have no answers. ask me no questions [1].

maybe i'll revisit that Silly Fun Thing™️ this month.

what canon character have you been rping forever and do you have 12.58 verses for them?

[darlin-djarin]

i should sleep but i need to talk about the skywalker family and their chromosomes

it starts out a little silly but i promise i get deadass once i start talking about luke and how he was born.

now, it all starts with anakin.

anakin had no father, his mother birthed him like he was jesus (jesus intersex representation?? 😨 that’s another story) and she could only give him X chromosomes. that means either anakin didn’t have chromosomes, he had two X chromosomes, or he had just one X chromosome. considering his mother birthing him and his fatherlessness (loser), it’s most likely that he had a single X chromosome. therefore he was intersex.

now he probably still had cock and balls (derogatory), otherwise he couldn’t have had kids with padme. if the jedi order had a sex ed class (they probably did tbh), then anakin would probably know or realize that he only had one X chromosome, and therefore he realized he’s intersex.

as much as i love the idea of non-binary anakin- let’s be real guys. anakin would be those types of dudes who, when asked what their pronouns are, would answer with “nor/mal”. people would mention his beauty or his feminine demeanor and he’d be like “i’m not gay”. or something like that. i’m projecting my homophobic brother’s personality onto him. they’re very similar and i’m not particularly fond of either of them. at least, not anakin in the prequel movies.

my big boy chad master anakin in the clone wars had ultimate lightskin rizz.

anyway so onto luke.

it gets serious here.

since anakin only had one X chromosome, and padme had XX, then both of them contributed an X chromosome to their children. they literally couldn’t be able to make a biological male child. if they did end up having a male child, they would either have to be also intersex, or trans.

leia and luke were both born with XX chromosomes.

“but olly! in the movies, they said luke was a boy when he was born!” ah wonderful observation, my silly little padawan.

obviously star wars “humans” aren’t clearly “humans”, rather aliens as well. so likely their biology might differ from irl. but if we were to ignore that and consider all the possibilities, we could come up with a logical explanation.

obviously the technology in the star wars universe is very advanced, at least more advanced than the options we have available. i think the topic of gender and sexuality isn’t even a real thing in the universe. gender is a social construct, right? and clearly with the different aliens, races, and religions in the universe, the discussion of what “gender” is wouldn’t technically apply anywhere because gender isn’t real.

back to the technology part- i’d like to think the universe at that time would be able to find out a child’s “gender” or orientation by examining their brain when they are born. according to this study by Dr. Julie Bakker in how trans peoples brains correspond with the gender they identify as, regardless of how they were born, it can be understood that even from a young age, trans people think and process the same way cis people would within their respective identity/gender.

i think it would make the most sense that when luke and leia were born, they were given brain scans or something of the sort to determine what their gender/identity would be, regardless of how they were biologically born.

therefore we get luke’s “gender reveal” in the movies, even though he was likely born as a biological female.

basically trans luke is canon, y’all are just cowards.

so the whole skywalker family only have X chromosomes. until we get to ben solo. because of Han’s Y chromosome, ben would’ve been born as a cis male (derogatory).

that’s why he became evil. it’s bc his whole family is trans and he was kicked out for being cis.

hope this made sense

[reachexceedinggrasp]

It remains a perpetual annoyance of mine when people take one character with dual identities and personify their mask into an entirely separate individual as if the alias gained sentience and its own corporal form.

[the-heartlines]

insatiable | uncle x niece reylo | e. 4K | dd:dne

"her uncle’s promises were just more lies, poisoning her veins, infecting her marrow, and constricting around her heart, caging it in between the palm of his monstrous hands."

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[alrightsnapss]

If you ship any of these, you have exquisite taste. Periodt.

— Reylo (Star Wars)

— Tenrose (Doctor Who)

— Bellarke (The 100)

— Darklina (Shadow and Bone)

— Bethyl (The Walking Dead)

[theladyship]

Is it just me or did this interview pretty much kill the Ben Solo buzz?

Adam basically put the idea out there that Ben Solo was a last minute addition to the story and framed his arc as something that he wasn’t even interested in doing. Now all the media outlets are picking up on his statements and people’s reactions are mostly in favor of the version where Kylo stays evil and Ben Solo was just another one of TROS’ weak story adjustments.

I think this interview couldn’t have been more badly timed. Just as there was so much positivity and engagement on social media and general media towards the character of Ben and how he should have lived (and should come back). Now it seems like Adam himself wasn’t a fan of Bendemption. I’m scared to think this was intentional to bury all the excitement about his possible return. It just feels very anticlimactic.

Thoughts, anyone?

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Umbrella Ben needs to come back just so he and Sparrow Ben can beat the shit out of each other tbh. They’d be even worse than Five and Old Five.

Tho ngl all Umbrella Ben would have to do is open his mouth once (1) and Sparrow Ben would be sobbing on the floor. He’s bitchy that way <3.