#ben solo is nOT DEAD

[aestheticforzoe]

Forgive me.

[galactic-rhea]

More silly Luke Skysilverfoxwalker doodles

in my mind, almost nothing of the sequels is canon, but Luke is still grumpy and somewhat depressed, his dad tries to help tho

[catyuy]

With Lego Star Wars doing time travel and alternate universe travel, wouldn't it be funny if they somehow managed to change the prime canon movie verse into a mix of the book verse and the sequel trilogy.

(Put Star Wars book canon, movie canon into a mixer and add Legos, blend, and voila a new universe is born)

[starryjaybird]

Ok! I think it’s safe to say I got a little carried away with this😅

Hello Again (Reylo), a rough animatic experiment / wip (though it does get a little cleaner midway through as I found my footing / decided I really did want to finish it). It’s a tribute to TLJ Reylo + the “She had seen this man before, in a daydream. In a nightmare” theory that I loved so very much back in the day.

Song used found here

[josei-lee]

Ilustración del Día de Muertos que hice para @kyluxpinupcalendar2024

Kylo Ren maquillado como catrín y con traje de charro, comiendo un pan de muerto, con flores de cempasúchil adornando su cabello, y detrás un altar a su abuelo Anakin.

[jessicas-pi]

MandaloREYan AU Incorrect quotes

Bo-Katan: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Din, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls? Rey (age 8), whispering: Because I have little hands. Din: Because she has little hands.

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*in TFA* Rey: Oh. You're still alive. Kylo: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

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*before Ben Falls* Ben: You have friends and I envy that. Jacen: You're welcome to share my friends. Ben: *looks at Poe and Rey* Ben: I don't want those.

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Jacen: Is stabbing someone immoral? Rune: Not if they consent to it. Rey: Depends on who you're stabbing. Breha: YES!

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Poe: What’s something you guys are better than Ben at? Jacen: Space Mario Kart. Rey: Yeah, video games. Breha: Emotional vulnerability.

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Bo-Katan: Rey is at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind. Din: Boys? Rey: Homicide.

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Poe: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. Rey: His name was Jared he's 19. Diani: When his parents built a very strange machine. Rune, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. Jacen, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! Breha: Horrible job everyone.

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Din: To be honest, I'm kinda mad that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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Jacen: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Diani: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Rey: I recorded the dumb stuff. Poe: I joined you in the dumb stuff. Breha: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Rey, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here. Jacen: Hey. Breha: Hi. Diani: Hello. Rune: Hey! Rey: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Poe: We were out of Doritos.

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Rey, to Kylo: You are the one committing- and I don't use this term lightly- horrific atrocities.

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Rey: My buire taught me to think before I act. Rey: ...So if I beat the crap out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Jacen: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Rey: Wasn’t Poe with you? Poe: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Din: Yes, I'm adopting another Jedi child, and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Breha, to Poe: I love you like a brother, but right now I hate you like my actual brother, Ben, who I hate.

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Poe: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Breha: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back… Diani: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Jacen: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Rune: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Rey: Mental stability, my old friend! Poe: Force, could you guys lighten up a little?

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*The Squad is on a hike* Rune: It’s beautiful out here. Poe: And quiet. Jacen: Too quiet. Diani: Did we lose someone? *cut to Rey with a bear in a headlock*

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Rune: So, what’s Poe's type? Rey: Green eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, pink hair. Rune: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Rey: Did I mention oblivious? Rune: Yeah, why? Rey: Okay, just making sure.

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Jacen: Are you guys bringing anything to the party? Rune: Yeah, an empty stomach. Poe: My sparkling personality. Rey: A flagrant disregard for common decency. Breha: … Breha: Chips.

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*years ago* Bo-Katan: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID. Grogu: *Incoherent mumbling* Bo-Katan: Huh? Rey: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at Space PetCo.

[kylowanderer]

...What more can I say? Bahaha I kind of ship Punk Kylo x Cindereyla now :o both cosplays are made by me.

[safraneeek]

Fantasy/medieval/demon summoning/ Doctor Faustus/whatever au

[canonskyrissian]

because clearly there are people who need this reminder

[right-hand-of-the-black-sand]

I was telling my friend, a big Star Wars fan, about how a lot of people compare Mozenrath to Kylo Ren in appearance. Really, that isn't all that they have in common.

They both:

Are obsessed with killing an orphaned and formally low-class hero from a desert area

Have abilities similar to telekinesis

Use crystals in their tools and weaponry (Lightsabers are often powered by specific crystals/stones)

Kill/Have killed their father/mentor figures and inherited a high governmental position afterwards

Speak in a faux-friendly manner most of the time

Are prone to violent and destructive tantrums when things go badly for them

Tend to switch between speaking calmly and yelling/attacking without much provocation

Were betrayed by an individual who previously worked for them

Was guided and then attacked by a dormant entity that promised them power

End up involved in a body-snatching plot

End up dying/close to death due to an overuse of their signature abilities

My friend said that it's concerning how much thought I put into this. He has no idea.

[gumbiedots]

i Really Really Do Not want to watch the rise of skywalker again, but i Do want to analyze ben and rey and how they're definitely actually two aromantics in a fucked up little qpr. such is my lot in life.

[hauntingoldhouses]

surviving with officer ronnie🗞️

[theladyship]

Is it just me or did this interview pretty much kill the Ben Solo buzz?

Adam basically put the idea out there that Ben Solo was a last minute addition to the story and framed his arc as something that he wasn’t even interested in doing. Now all the media outlets are picking up on his statements and people’s reactions are mostly in favor of the version where Kylo stays evil and Ben Solo was just another one of TROS’ weak story adjustments.

I think this interview couldn’t have been more badly timed. Just as there was so much positivity and engagement on social media and general media towards the character of Ben and how he should have lived (and should come back). Now it seems like Adam himself wasn’t a fan of Bendemption. I’m scared to think this was intentional to bury all the excitement about his possible return. It just feels very anticlimactic.

Thoughts, anyone?

[darlin-djarin]

i should sleep but i need to talk about the skywalker family and their chromosomes

it starts out a little silly but i promise i get deadass once i start talking about luke and how he was born.

now, it all starts with anakin.

anakin had no father, his mother birthed him like he was jesus (jesus intersex representation?? 😨 that’s another story) and she could only give him X chromosomes. that means either anakin didn’t have chromosomes, he had two X chromosomes, or he had just one X chromosome. considering his mother birthing him and his fatherlessness (loser), it’s most likely that he had a single X chromosome. therefore he was intersex.

now he probably still had cock and balls (derogatory), otherwise he couldn’t have had kids with padme. if the jedi order had a sex ed class (they probably did tbh), then anakin would probably know or realize that he only had one X chromosome, and therefore he realized he’s intersex.

as much as i love the idea of non-binary anakin- let’s be real guys. anakin would be those types of dudes who, when asked what their pronouns are, would answer with “nor/mal”. people would mention his beauty or his feminine demeanor and he’d be like “i’m not gay”. or something like that. i’m projecting my homophobic brother’s personality onto him. they’re very similar and i’m not particularly fond of either of them. at least, not anakin in the prequel movies.

my big boy chad master anakin in the clone wars had ultimate lightskin rizz.

anyway so onto luke.

it gets serious here.

since anakin only had one X chromosome, and padme had XX, then both of them contributed an X chromosome to their children. they literally couldn’t be able to make a biological male child. if they did end up having a male child, they would either have to be also intersex, or trans.

leia and luke were both born with XX chromosomes.

“but olly! in the movies, they said luke was a boy when he was born!” ah wonderful observation, my silly little padawan.

obviously star wars “humans” aren’t clearly “humans”, rather aliens as well. so likely their biology might differ from irl. but if we were to ignore that and consider all the possibilities, we could come up with a logical explanation.

obviously the technology in the star wars universe is very advanced, at least more advanced than the options we have available. i think the topic of gender and sexuality isn’t even a real thing in the universe. gender is a social construct, right? and clearly with the different aliens, races, and religions in the universe, the discussion of what “gender” is wouldn’t technically apply anywhere because gender isn’t real.

back to the technology part- i’d like to think the universe at that time would be able to find out a child’s “gender” or orientation by examining their brain when they are born. according to this study by Dr. Julie Bakker in how trans peoples brains correspond with the gender they identify as, regardless of how they were born, it can be understood that even from a young age, trans people think and process the same way cis people would within their respective identity/gender.

i think it would make the most sense that when luke and leia were born, they were given brain scans or something of the sort to determine what their gender/identity would be, regardless of how they were biologically born.

therefore we get luke’s “gender reveal” in the movies, even though he was likely born as a biological female.

basically trans luke is canon, y’all are just cowards.

so the whole skywalker family only have X chromosomes. until we get to ben solo. because of Han’s Y chromosome, ben would’ve been born as a cis male (derogatory).

that’s why he became evil. it’s bc his whole family is trans and he was kicked out for being cis.

hope this made sense

[writingwife-83]

Get you a man who will pause from eating delicious takeout just to show you a gif of Ben Solo crawling over to Rey, and then also specifically point out the caption about how much he loved her 🥹

[holdmytesseract]

Guys... 👀

I just can't decide, so I leave it up to y'all! 🤗

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