#ben jones fic

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[witchcrafting-kitten]

Hi, sorry for the delay. I have been thinking about this for a while 🙈

If there are any grammar mistakes, I'm sorry english is not my native language 🙈

I'm just thinking about best friends to lovers, secret admirer Ben Jones 🙈

-> Okay so, the shy female reader and Ben have been friends for years. And she always supported him and was so happy when he has just been promoted to a sergeant.

So he is visiting her often because she invites him for dinner or just randomly to talk about everything.

But one day someone rings at the readers door, but nobody was there, only a huge beautiful bouquet of her favorite flowers has been carefully placed on the floor infront of the door. No one has seen anything. And when she told Ben about that (little does she know) he said that he hasn’t seen anything either, trying to play his nervousity off.

So it happens several times like that again. And after a while one of the reader's friend saw him buying flowers and is telling her that in excitement later.

Few days later the reader goes to the flower shop and asked the florist out. The reader said that she recevied a lovely flower bouquet and recognized their initials/informations of the shop on the paper of the flowers. And the woman in the flower shop sang like a little bird and said that a young, tall, good looking policeman "a sergeant" in a suit visited her to buy flowers.

Few days after the conversation, he goes to the flower shop but then the lady said that he has been exposed by a curious young woman. So it was clear to him that he has to play with open cards now.

So she invites him late in the evening after his shift. After a moment he knocks at the door. She opens the door surprised, because she didn't expected that he reveals himself by holding a bouquet of her favorite flowers in his hand, but when she wants to talk, he closes the door, places the flowers on the table and in the next few seconds he approaches her and captures her lips in a slow but gentle kiss.

After a moment she slowly breaks the kiss to confess to him and he confessed his feelings for her aswell and he kissed her again.

I'm so sorry, this is a lot so uhm if it’s too detailed, please let me know and I'll send a shorter request 🙈

It's ok. Gives me a strong start.

The Mystery Case of Flowers

Ben Jones x shy!fem!reader

Trigger Warnings: fluff; swearing (?); mentions of alcohol and being drunk as well as hungover; use of she/her pronouns as well as use of y/n

A/N: Hopefully, this is close to what you were describing in the ask. Apologies for it taking so long to write this. I don't normally ever check word count on any fics I write, so this may wind up feeling like a short read or something. Maybe a little rushed.

I hope it's ok that I swapped the doorbell ringing bit. I tried to stay as close to the prompt you wrote up as I could.

Happy New Year! Hopefully, it turns out just a bit better than 2024.

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One would've thought that the pair were out on a date, but they'd both be lying through their teeth, saying that they were merely good friends. Ben and Y/N had been spending the evening down at the pub to celebrate him becoming a sergeant. She was doing most of the drinking since he still had work tomorrow, and it was her day off.

"Have I ever told you what my favorite flower was?" Y/N looked over at Ben sweetly. He knew the answer but decided to play along anyway. "It is carnations! Either you're psychic or really good at guessing. Maybe Barnaby is rubbing off on you."

All Ben wanted to do was just outright kiss her, but, being the gentleman that he was, the only thing he could do was get her home safely. Not that he wanted the night to end, mind you.

The following morning, a hungover Y/N was just about to make herself something to help settle her stomach for the moment when the phone went off. She immediately cringed, complaining about how it feels too early for this sort of shit even though it was only 9:07 in the morning. Her mood brightened as soon as the person phoning spoke.

"Hopefully, I didn’t bother your beauty sleep. How are you feeling?"

"Only just a tad better with you calling. I feel as though someone is beating the crap out of my skull," she wondered over towards the door to check for mail. The sudden notice of bright colors beneath her feet out of the corner of her eye failed to go unnoticed by Ben.

"What is it?"

"Someone left me flowers outside my door. They're certainly beautiful, but how and who, I don't know. You didn't see anyone pass by on your way out, did you?"

"Other than maybe one of your neighbors a few doors down, no," he was glad she couldn't see the smile on his face at his sneaky plan.

× some months later ×

Y/N has gotten several periodic bouquets from her mystery sender. She hadn't connected the dots who were sending these yet. Every time she meets up with Ben for drinks, she completely misses how his eyes start to twinkle at her mention of her random assortment of flowers. He always made sure to get the same flowers from the same shop every time. Barnaby wasn't even in on his little plan. That is, until Ben came to work one day.

He had gone to the flower shop that morning to pick up the flowers, drop them off at Y/N's, and still make it to work. Only he forgot to drop the flowers off and walked into the office holding them.

"What have we got here? Those aren't for me, are they?" Barnaby smiled as Ben looked down in embarrassment at his desk. That wasn't his lunch!

"I, well, uh - you see..... I bought it for Y/N, and I can't BELIEVE that I forgot it!" He leaned his face against his left hand in disbelief. "Do you think Joyce'll want them?"

Tom chuckled, agreeing to take the evidence off his sergeants hands.

× four days later ×

Bernice was out running errands when she spotted him. From the few times they met, it wasn't too hard for her to recognize Ben. The thing was that it was a very weird coincidence seeing him enter a flower shop that sold the exact bouquets showing up at Y/N's. He must be finding out who it was, and if so, it would be too interesting for Bernice not to inform Y/N.

"Wait, you saw him at the flower shop? You didn't confront him, did you? I'm sure that might've ended up awkward," Y/N looked at Bernice, baffled.

She looked at her friend with an eyebrow raised. "No, course not. That's your job. If he is, in fact, the one sending those flowers to you, I want to hear every. last. detail. You are both fabulous!"

"I can't believe you sometimes," Y/N laughed. She made a note of it in her head for tomorrow.

× after lunch ×

Y/N made her way into the flower shop as casual as possible. She had rehearsed this a few times in a mirror. It was either going to go decent or very awkward.

"Those flowers over there? I'm curious about them. I received a bunch recently, and, as I was walking towards your flowers, I immediately started to recognize why they looked so familiar. The initials were the same as the ones I got."

The cashier smirked. "I've had this Sergeant come in a lot recently. Neatly pressed suit and tie."

Looks like the hunch worked out decent.

× afterward ×

The next time Ben went to get his usual, he was surprised to learn of being suspected red-handed. He knew he'd be caught eventually. All that was left in the cards was facing her.

Whether he felt thankful for this luck of fate or not, Y/N called his cell as he pulled back into the station from visiting a crime scene. She invited him over after his shift for dinner. Ben agrees but never gets an answer out of her what the food is. It'd be good to come clean about the flowers by presenting them over whatever Y/N has planned would likely be much less nerve-wracking of a way to do it. Keyword being likely.

Barnaby clocked his partners mood in the way Ben shuffled his hands. Kind enough not to bring anything up, he didn't bat an eye when Ben left work on the dot to make his date. It would be good for him. Ben was always talking about Y/N every time something about a case happened to remind him of her.

He pressed the doorbell once he arrived. The flowers were behind his back until he heard her unlock the door. Ben, presenting them to her, gave her a surprised blush to her cheeks as soon as she opened the door. She hadn't thought he'd actually bring a fresh batch with him.

"Hi, come in," she stepped off to the side, taking the flowers as he took his shoes off. She only faintly heard him close the door. Next thing either of them knew, they were kissing in the living room. The kiss was soft and full of definite passion. She held on to his forearms from surprise. He gently kept her steady in return, almost like an apology for the brief scare. Y/N was the one to break first.

"Well, damn. If I had known you were such a good kisser, I might've thought about doing it sooner. Honestly, I wasn't sure I was even your type," Y/N blushed brightly.

"For starters, I certainly am pleased to hear I'm a good kisser. Might just be my best quality. But since we're being honest here, you're the person I've been most keen on asking out. I wasn't sure if you would," Ben smiled.

"Ben Jones, you've been nervous to ask out little ol' me? I get all out of sorts when one of my friends sees someone they know as they're walking with me around the market. I never imagined a day —" Y/N was cut off by Ben kissing her again. She smiled into the kiss, knowing full well with her eyes closed that he was likely blushing profusely out of being flustered by her words.

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The end

Hopefully, it was a pleasant read, and 2025 doesn't turn out to be all too terrible.

[luna-nigthshade-wood]

The perfect gift

The perfect gift, everyone thinks, is the minimal gift that Dean deserves in his birthday after all the years he spent taking care of everyone and saving the world, and his family is willing to find. Aka, the ducklings+ Cas try to find the perfect gift for Dean

The perfect gift, Jack decides as he puts different pans and pots in the kitchen counter, is this. And he can’t help but be excited when Dean smiles at him as he takes a bite of his-slightly-more-charred-than-brown burnt pancakes. The excitement doesn’t stop even when he has to help Dean cleaned the kitchen and burnt pans.

The perfect gift, Bobby-John believes as he struggles to find the design he wants, is this. And he feels cheerful as Dean hugs the teddy bear he designed with its soft and brown fur, dressed in a plaid t-shirt that smells like the apples and cinnamon of the pies that Dean likes so much. Bobby-John gets even more cheerful when Dean hugs him too.

The perfect gift, Kaia ponders as she struggles to find it, is this. And the gleeful look on Dean´s face as he opens the box and finds a collection of well-loved Vonnegut books is worth it. And Dean and her will later get engrossed in a conversation about the real classics, while Claire calls them nerds, and that will be even more worth it.

The perfect gift, Jesse rules as he browses the aisles of the store, is this. And the childlike wonder that Dean gets as he finds his favorite comic books from when he was a child makes Jesse´s chest swell up with pride. And later, Dean and him will see the comics and try to recreate the sillier moves, and they will laugh like loons.

The perfect gift, Alex hopes as she tries to untangle the wool, is this. And the way Dean´s eyes light up as she presents him the bracelet with the good luck pendant makes her thankful to be here sharing this moment. And afterwards, Alex will hug Dean, and the hunter will promise to always be there for them.

The perfect gift, Krissy wonders as she steps inside the music store, is this. And the way that Dean caresses the polished wood of the guitar she gifts him, as he starts playing some tunes, makes her smile something fierce. And once the party has dwindled down, Dean will track her down and teach her some basic tunes, and her smile will be the brightest

The perfect gift, Patience reflects as she wipes the paint from her hands, is this. And the delicate way that Dean handles the portrait she made of their whole family as if he was handling a Picasso, is a balm to her soul. And later Dean will build the picture a frame before finding the best place to hang it at the Bunker, and they will both smile every time they see it.

The perfect gift, Ben exclaims as he clicks in his computer, is this. And the little fist bumped, Dean makes when he opens the box to find the tickets to the baseball game makes him do a little fist bump himself. Later on, Dean will take an old glove and a baseball ball and their little play will devolve in an all time war with his siblings and family, and he will cackle at the chaos.

The perfect gift, Claire trusts as she finishes the final touches of her gift, is this. And the delicateness that Dean has as he pulls the new polished and repaired dagger out of the box, makes Claire smile despite herself. Afterwards, Dean will ask her how she was able to make this and Claire will smile cryptically towards Cas, but won’t say anything, after all she is the one that went through all the trouble of recreating the angel´s blade.

The perfect gift, Emma contemplates as she tries to take the glue out of her hands, is this. And the brightness of Dean´s smile as he careful looks at every photo of the scrapbook she made, bright her heart and her days. After, Dean will pull out and old trunk full of memories and pictures and they will start another scrapbook together, and she will feel the happiest person on the world

The perfect gifts, Sam shuffles as he tries to get them all through the door, is this. And the way that Dean almost falls in his haste to get to the pie table is a reward by itself. Later, Sam and Dean will go out and sit in the trunk of the Impala as when they were kids just watching the stars and they will both forever be grateful of being brothers

The perfect gift, Cas is not sure what it is and then he remembers something small that Dean used to want when he was a child. It is in the way that Dean eyes start to wet as he slowly but surely takes the figure action he wanted all those years ago, and sometime soars inside Cas´ chest as Dean pulls him in a kiss. Dean will go to bed later that night and will cuddle with him, and that is the most perfect gift that Cas can ask.

The perfect gift, Dean thinks, is this right here. It is the sheepish look in Jack´s face as he presents his burned pancakes to him. It is in the proud eyes of Bobby-John after he presents the teddy bear to him. It is in the excitement that Kaia gets as she starts to discuss her favorite books with him. It is in Jesse´s laughs as they pretend to be Batman and Robin It is in the way Alex´s protectiveness ensues as he promises to never leave any of them alone. It is in the soft tunes that Krissy plays on the guitar as he teaches her some of the music they both love. It is in Patience´s art and painting that bring a smile to his face every time he sees them. It is in the hesitant but firm way Ben throws the ball as their little practice evolves into and all war (it is also in the chaos that ensues). It is in the way that Claire smirks as he wonders how was she was able to recreate such a master piece. It is in the happiness of Emma and her little quips as she tells him the story of every photo on the scrapbook. It is in the nervousness on Sam as he suggests they go to watch the stars as was their tradition when they were children (it is in the happiness he gets as they do just that). It is in the action figure that Cas carefully gifts Dean, and it is not even about the action figure, it is about the healing of his inner child and the thoughtfulness that Cas had when he searched for said gift.

The perfect gift, Dean is sure, is this moment, it is being alive, surrounded by his love ones, and he wouldn’t change them for all the presents in the world

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[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

"Thrifting" by happyaspie

*Chapter 2 is up!*

No Archive Warnings Apply | Rated G | chp 2/6 | Kid Peter Parker, Teen Peter Parker, Adult Peter Parker, Time Skips

Summary: As a child, Peter had a tendency to ‘borrow’ clothes from the people he loved. That didn’t change with age. However, there did come a day when the tables eventually turned.

Or

5 times Peter took someone else's clothing +1 time someone took something of his.

[rosncrntz]

Randy Ward doesn’t like this so-called Ben. He’s never met him. But he doesn’t imagine they’d get along at all.

(weird slightly off-putting ben and ward smut because I SAID SO)

[behindthesefangirleyes]

They love to tell you, "Stay inside the lines" (But something's better on the other side)

By SilverShadow1

“We haven’t even been gone for that long!”

“Twenty years, babes.”

OR

A familiar face at a Truham-Higgs reunion leads to a long-awaited discussion

Pairs: Nick/Charlie, Tao/Elle, Tara/Darcy, (Past) Charlie/Ben

Rating: Teen and Up

[notxjustxstories]

oc pride challenge 2023 ↬ tropes week ↬ a lesbian and her himbo (adjacent)

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[softlofty]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Midsomer Murders - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ben Jones/Jamie Winter Characters: Jamie Winter, Ben Jones (Midsomer Murders), Sarah Barnaby, John Barnaby Additional Tags: Character Study, minor themes of mental health, talking about the 'queer experience', Light Angst, Happy Ending, Fluff, Kissing, Making Love Summary:

He’s just about made his choice when there’s laughter again, and it has enough enthusiasm to it that Jamie turns his head, just in time to catch Ben Jones standing at the top of the garden, grinning as he rubs shoulders with Barnaby while Sarah looks fondly on.

  Jamie’s stomach curls and clenches, the feeling spreading to his chest.

 ***

It's been a while since Jamie saw Ben, and last time Jamie was thrown for a loop by a man who he thought was a suspect, turned out to be an undercover policeman, and worst of all: who Jamie was attracted to. That attraction comes back in full force, and Jamie has to deal with the consequences when Ben Jones reenters his life.

[allthemurders]

i rewatched midsomer murders s15 ep2 - murder of innocence recently, and was reminded of just how annoying i found some of the plotting. specifically, the fact that they set up this whole thing with grady felton (the real one, not the guy posing as him) knowing where john & sarah lived, and supposedly being sweet on sarah — and then literally didn’t do anything with it??

like,,, fuck the whole powerhouse scene at the end; i want sarah whump instead. ok yeah i know it doesn’t really fit with the whole revenge plotline they had going on, and the actual ending made the most sense… but meh. i like whump, and that setup needed Some sort of follow-through.

sO here’s how i wish it had gone (under the cut bc it got very long).

felton, still in his guise as the gym guy, shows up at john & sarah’s house. when sarah answers the door, he claims car troubles and asks if he can wait for the recovery people inside. sarah’s suspicious — he’d tried it on with her before, after all — but she’s kind enough not to want him to wait outside in the dark, so she lets him in.

ben gets to the powerhouse too late, finding it consumed by flames with no hope of rescuing felton’s most recent victim. he calls john and tells him what’s happened. john goes to talk to the daughter in the cells, telling her that her father has been killed and asking for her help in finding felton before anyone else gets hurt.

sarah and felton talk about ‘boot camp’ and john and whatnot while sarah prepares dinner. felton says or does something that makes sarah realise he’s the killer. he asks what’s wrong, but sarah tries to act like everything’s fine.

john talks to the daughter as she’s being released. the “whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” comment makes him realise felton’s been posing as the gym guy. he sends officers to the gym and nearby park to arrest felton, and, unable to remember if sarah has a training session that evening, calls her just in case.

the scene with sarah and felton continues where it left off, with felton pressing sarah on what’s wrong. he’s fairly sure she’s realised that he’s the killer, but sarah still tries to brush it off. there’s a tense silence, broken by sarah’s phone ringing — it’s john. she moves to answer it, but felton grabs the knife she’d been using to cut vegetables for dinner and takes her hostage.

john is worried by sarah’s lack of a response, more so when the officers call to tell him felton isn’t at the gym or the park. he calls sarah again — voicemail. he rushes to the car and calls ben with his suspicions that sarah’s in danger, saying that felton knows where they live.

felton, with the knife to sarah’s neck, tells her that he’d killed the others and now he’s going to have to kill her too. sarah is obviously terrified, but tries to keep him talking by asking him about his motivations. felton starts talking about how and why he killed each of his victims.

john is trying to get home as fast as he can. he parks nearby but not right outside so his car won’t be seen or heard by felton, then finishes the journey on foot. other police cars pull up too, armed officers following him. john motions for them all to keep back, quietly going into the house on his own.

as john enters, felton continues telling sarah about the murders. john tries not to show how scared he is at seeing sarah with a knife to her throat, instead stepping into felton’s view and prompting more details in the way he usually does when faced with this sort of situation. felton explains more of his motivations, but when the subject of daniel’s murder is brought up, he becomes extremely angry and even more of a danger to sarah. john tries desperately to talk him down, but nothing seems to be working.

just as it seems felton’s going to harm sarah, ben finally arrives at the house and goes in through the back door. felton is distracted by his arrival, more intent on killing another person on his hit list than on keeping sarah hostage. john quickly uses this distraction to wrestle the knife from felton’s hand and put it out of reach, arresting him with all the protective anger we saw after sarah was assaulted by her old uni friend. john then goes to comfort sarah as felton is led out of the house by ben.

[did-i-mention-the-shirt]

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[flowersforzoe11]

my favorite thing about the Alex Rider fandom is that the author and the actual fandom have extremely opinions on characters.

FOR EXAMPLE:

-AHorz realized he killed off the greatest character in his series way too soon (yassen<3) and proceeded to not only write Russian Roulette (which was not only the decades of lore we all needed BUT it was quite simply a love letter to Yassen Gregorovich) but also actively chose not to kill him off during the tv series (i'm still on S1 so no spoilers but i know that Yassen lives)

-the fandom loves us some K Unit, and what does AHorz do??? he brings back my glorious Ben Daniels for Snakehead and makes him a recurring character

-i feel like a lot of fanfic has a very softer/humanized version of Mrs. Jones. Jones is absolutely culpable for everything Alex goes through, but i feel like she's more human in most fics i've ever read, and AHorz definitely softens her up as he further develops her character (would love other opinions on this take)

i'm sure there's pieces i missed, but in hindsight it's extremely funny how much the earlier AR fic was to the later books in the series (team yassen always)

[luna-nigthshade-wood]

That damn plushie

Summary:  Things started like most things at the bunker start this days, because of the ducklings, later, Dean will regret leaving his kids use the Internet without adult supervision (and no, Sammy, doesn’t count). To this day, Ben denies any involvement on the situation, but, as a grounded Emma would confess later on when being grounded for something completely unrelated, he was the one that started the situations with that damn plushie.

Things started like most things at the bunker start this days, because of the ducklings, later, Dean will regret leaving his kids use the Internet without adult supervision (and no, Sammy, doesn’t count). To this day, Ben denies any involvement on the situation, but, as a grounded Emma would confess later on when being grounded for something completely unrelated, he was the one that started the situations with that damn plushie.

It was a regular quiet day at the bunker, which was the reason why Dean decided that it was a good idea to let the kids alone, while he went shopping, he thought for a moment to bring the kids with him, but he dismissed those thoughts after he got war flashes from the last time he took them out all at once, besides the day painted to be plain as fucked, there was no reason why he couldn’t let his 7 kids (7, on the grounds that Alex, Patience and Krissy having gone on a hunt with Jody, Donna and Eileen) alone at the house, what was the worst thing that could happen?. That was his first mistake. Well, strictly speaking the first mistake had been letting Cas and Sam go to collect a priceless mysterious instrument of a lost civilization by themselves (Gabriel was with them, but that barely counted like supervision). So, leaving the ducklings alone counted as the second mistake. Leaving the duckling alone and with access to internet and online shopping was the third and finale mistake. But as a bruised and slightly burned Sam would tell a grumpy Dean a few weeks later, at least no one got severely hurt this time (but Dean wasn’t about to believe someone involved on The Incident, honestly wtf was Sam thinking by putting his head inside… yep, not going there)  

 -I am bored- Ben screamed in the den, where all the ducklings currently at the bunker were hanging

-Hi, bored, I am your brother- Bobby John responded, before being promptly hit by 3 pillows coming from different directions.

-Seriously, Jay?- Jesse responded- Dad jokes?- he said to a shrugging shapeshifter

-You are being overly dramatic, Ben- was Emma response

-You are overly dramatic- Ben mocked- Seriously, if I had known this week was going to be boring as fuck, I would have gone with the responsible trio to that hunt

-Language- Jack screamed, covering Marvin´s the talking teddy ears

-It is not like you could have gone, anyways- Kaia told him- they were pretty clear they wanted a peaceful hunt

-Which made no sense, because they invited Krissy- Claire retorted

-I think they invited her mostly because Dean didn’t let them go alone, and Krissy while reckless has more experience- Kaia reasoned

-Also Krissy had some dirt on Alex, and was not scared to used it- Emma told them

-Yeah, that too.

-Going back on track, I am bored, we should do something- Ben told them- How about we play a game?

-Noooo- was the unanimous response of everyone on the bunker

-Don’t you remember what happened last time?- Bobby John asked concerned

-Yeah, no, nevermind- Ben responded after getting flashes from the last time they made that mistake

-How about a movie?- Kaia asked

-How about no?- Emma responded- Last time we all watched movie, some people couldn’t sleep- she said, glaring to Jesse

-How was I supposed to know that Bambi would traumatized the kids and Dean and Sam?- Jesse responded

-Oh, I know, we can do this- Jack told them, handing Claire a paper

-This is a summoning ritual- Claire told him slowly- You want us to summon Belphegor? Really, Jack?

-My brother should join us- was the nephlim response

-What? He is not… you know what never mind

-We could always just read those horrible Chuck´s books to find blackmail- Jesse suggested

-Nah, we did that last month and we all ended up traumatized- Kaia responded

-I still cant believe how much popular those books are- Claire told them- There is even merchandise to buy online

-Ohhh, I found something interesting- Emma told them, while clicking on her phone- Who wouldn’t want a plushie of the angel possessing their father´s corpse?- she mocked Claire

-You are an asshole, Emma

-Wait, someone sells Castiel´s plushies?- Ben asks

-Yep- Emma responds

-You know what would be super hilarious?- Jesse tells them- If we bought one of those things for Dean as a joke, telling him it was a gift from Jackie over here, that way he wouldn’t be able to get rid of it without “hurting” his feelings and now he would have official Winchester´s merchandise TM of the books he detests.

-Sounds a little bit lame to be honest- Emma responds- What exactly would be the purpose of the whole purchase?

-I hadnt thought that far

-But, c´mon, what is the worst thing that could happen?- Ben responded, before ordering the damn thing

 A month later, Castiel enters the library in the middle of the night carrying a large pillow, only to find Sam already sleeping there.

-What did you do?- Cas asks Sam, who wakes up almost immediately

-Eileen kicked me out for making fun of Dean´s plushie and I am now grounded from our bedroom for the night- Sam responds- What did you do?

-Dean accused me of getting rid of that damn plushie and kicked me out of our bedroom, telling me that I am in “the dog house”, until I own up to my mistakes- Cas says pouting- Why does he even wants that thing? I am obviously superior to that whorish cartoonish object. I am an Angle of the Lord

-Beats me, but accordingly to Eileen, I should be emphatic about my brother´s struggles or whatever- Sam shrugs

-I don’t get it- Cas responds

-Me neither- Sam tell him, before asking- And did you?

-Did I what?

-Did you get rid of Castiel 2.0?- Sam asks

-Sam, what kind of stupid question is that?- Cas scoff- Of course, I got rid of that blasted thing from hell, there can only be one Castiel in Dean´s life

-Fair enough- Sam responds- Though we should probably fish that thing out of the trash

-Yeah, that is not going to work

-And why is that?

-Because I flew to the closest highest bridge I could find and threw that thing out- Cas confesses, before sitting next to him and closing his eyes in exasperation, neither of them noticing the duckling spying them from afar.

 -So…-Emma said

-I think we messed up- Bobby John said

-Honestly, how were we supposed to know that Dean would start cuddling and sleeping with our gag gift because it reminded him of his husband and because it was a genuine gift showing his kids love for him?- Ben responded

-Still, maybe we should apologize?- Kaia asked unsure

-Of course, we could do that or…- Claire told her girlfriend

-Or?-Kaia asked

-Or we could make Cas suffer a little bit for ruining the “precious gift” his favorite kit gave his other father and never confess on the fact it was a lame prank that backfired

-  I am in- Jesse answers

-Because she is an evil genius or because of the words “make Cas suffer”?- Krissy asks

-The second obviously- the cambion answered

-I agree with both of you about the fact that we should make my father suffer a little bit- Jack answers

-Are you okay, Jack?- Kaia asks surprised

-Can a nephlim be possessed?- Emma asks

-I mean, I guess- Claire answers- Not that I am not glad that you are on our side, but why are you agreeing with us?

-Because dad Dean hadn’t been able to get my brother adopted because father hadn’t let him, therefore if I use this in “the right way”, I might “milk it” so that father agrees with me- Jack responds, leaving the ducklings stun

-That is completely out of character but good for you, I guess- Emma responds shrugging

-So I guess, we should be preparing for a new duckling- Patience states- Might be fun.

-What I still don’t get- Alex asks- is why you thought this was a good idea on the first place?

-Honestly, we were bored- Ben responds, with the rest of the duckling shrugging

 Dean and Eileen eventually forgave Cas and Sam, after much groveling of their part, truth to be told like the ducklings they milked the situation for their convenience a little bit, they had it coming after going no contact for 10 days on their last hunt, that would teach them to not let their spouses worry while they were busy doing… yep, not going there again.  

[romanarose]

Favorites of 2023

Hi! I've seen a lot people doing these so I thought I would too!

These are all sorts of Oscar Issac/Pedro Pascal fics that delighted me this year <3

I tried to keep it to one rec per author just because I have soooooo many friends with wonderful fics and blogs who deserve recognition

If yours didn't make it, NO FEAR you are still wonderful to me &lt;3

Everything is labeled properly in the fic so be warned, many of this contains dark!

3 series that I couldn't stop thinking about

Hungry Hearts By @atinylittlepain: The Last of Us, A Bruce Springsteen themed Joel series? SHEEEEEEEESH

Yearling by @justagalwhowrites : The Last of Us, Jackson!Joel and a victim of prolonged sexual assault. If you know me, you know I love a traumatized reader healing with the power of love and friendship

The Fractured Moon by @melodygatesauthor : Moon Knight, NON CON, dark moon boys is always a slay but the way Marc is so tortured and Steven is so needy?!?!?!?! Mels characterization of Steven may or may not have influenced my Ben in ROF

Three fics that rewired my brain

On the Waterfront by @beefrobeefcal : Triple Frontier, Now, I've always loved a tubby man with a belly (who else had a crush on Samwise Gamgee in LOTR?) BUT DARK FRANKIE?!?!?!?! Turned it into a full obsession.

I can be your pretty girl by @walkintotheriveranddisappear : The Last of Us, Wow, I devoured every single chapter!!! I thinka bout it so much, ESPECIALLY that scene with Tommy... I've never looked at a pool ball the same way.

Dancing With Wolves by @hon3yboy : Moon Knight, Now, I'm not the biggest monster fucker out there, but this?!?!?!?! WEREWOLF MARC SPECTOR??? Unwell about it.

3 times men jerking off was hot

Caught by @toxicanonymity : The Last of Us, I've mentioned in the authors note for Keep Cry'n that this fic inspired it, it's one I go back to allllll the time

Take Care of me Tonight by @missdictatorme : Moon Knight, Jake is horny and lonely and jerks of..... reader helps, and makes our boy feel special <3

Pent Up by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin : Narcos, Javi is... well... pent up, needs to let loose! and boy does he.

4 times it got gay bc something is wrong with me and I couldn't decide

Behind Enemy Lines by @astroboots : Triple Frontier, Y'all know how much I love this series, seeing as I wrote a fic for it XD but this chapter is something i always hold close <3

Captain of the team by @writefightandflightclub : Triple Frontier, MAAAAAANNNNN this fic is why I will never be the same as a person.

Trine by @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction : Sucker Punch. Anyone who reader blue jones should be reading this. Incredible.

What if he never had to go? by @velocibeewords : Triple Frontier, The infamous series I read on my friend bachelorette weekend! So good I couldn't put it down, going so far as to read it at a casino XD Benny and Santi, my babies

3 times underused characters shined

Oxford Comma by @whatthefishh : The Two Faces of January, Tell me, how does someone take a character with almost no following and make a series so damn beloved by many??? Only Mona could.

My Ex's Tapes by @runa-falls : Lighteningface, Basil Stilt AND Jake Lockley??!?! God bless this mess hnnggggg

I'm Getting What's Mine by @winniethewife : The Card Counter, dub con, I think we as a society need more William Tell, and sensory deprivation to break down reader? Amazing.

3 times they talked dirty to me *trumpet noises*

Not a Survivalist Girl by @tightjeansjavi and @chaotic-mystery : The Last of Us, when they finally fuck??? HELLO?!?!! unreal

Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line by @millerscoffee : The Last of Us, Joel is so degrading and condescending in this I think about it so much it's fucking unreal.

Making Trouble by @juneknight : Moon Knight, The fic that completly fried the brains of the moon knight fandom. "You cried like I was killing you—except you were begging me not to stop" yeah. Yeah...

3 times there were three or more

The story of us by @pimosworld : Triple Frontier, This series has a special place in heart bc Priscilla said I influenced a lo of it with the characterizations and thats such a big honor. Priscilla Is so talented and I adore how she writes these guys... and the FishBen wins my heart

Eyes on Me by @cavillscurls : The Last of Us, Soft Joel? Tommy watches? AFTERCARE?!?!?! Y'all know how much I love aftercare.... I should read this again shouldn't I?

Run the Table by @katiexpunk : The Last of Us, MORE TOMMY JOEL THREESOME! MORE!!!! This one came out recently so its still fresh in my mind

3 Times I should NOT have been into that

No Soul to Sell @atticrissfinch : The Last of Us, NON CON V DARK, this is the fic that made me like... yeah I'm into piss. No doubt. It was so dark and hot ;-;

Plushies Series by @pedge-page The Last of Us, Haru knows how much I love this, and it was a toss up between this and their piss kink but seeing as I got that above.... plushes needs more love bc its so soft and domestic and horny <3

Plaything by @missannwinchester : The Last of Us, wow, I adored this fic… then I lost it!!!! Thank you to everyone who helped find it bc it’s one of my favs. I wanna be Joel’s lil doll he dresses up 🥺

3 times I said “this is underrated af”

No One But Me by @koshkamartell : The Last of Us, Are y'all tired of me talking about this fic yet? Koshka told me my series The Wrong Way inspired this so it's special to my heart <3

Safe by @criticallyacclaimedstranger and @apascalrascal : Triple Frontier, Cal has so many good Frankie one shots it was hard to pick, but this one is sooooo soft. We love Frankie being willing to listen and learn.

Through the Scope by @ssuperficialspacecadett : Triple Frontier, Y'all know I love a traumatized reader learning to heal, but his fic is fantastic bc it's a traumatized reader who has done a lot of the work already and is strong and brave as it is <3 Also, all 4 of the guys are her friends now which is the best way to have a fic

Thank you all soooooo much for all these amazing fics and for a great 2023! Well. Not so great, I had terrible time lol but y'all were my solace <3

If you feel so inclined, check out my best of year wrapped for both RomanaRose and Romana-after-dark

I'm not gonna say 2024 is my year, I leanred my lesson XD I am approaching 2024 with RESPECT. It will be the year it is.

[ineedsleepsoleavemealone]

Chapter Summary: A shared secret, the start of a reputation, the beginning of the road to ruin.

Summary: When May and Peter fall into debt after Ben's death, Peter knows he has to do something. His intrusive thoughts and determination to help his aunt leads him to become Relic, one of Queens' street racing's biggest mysteries. He knows Ben would be disappointed in him, but he can't leave May to drown in the debt. Though his guilt eats at him and his friends and family are concerned for him, he has to keep going. Right?

my fast and furious au that I've been yammering about for the past month :)

Chapter Summary: Peter's life is fucked at the moment. The only thing he has is his love of cars and his aunt May. When he finds out a part time job won't be enough to keep the debt away, his intrusive thoughts start to creep a little closer.

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

"Thrifting" by happyaspie

*Chapter 5 is up!*

No Archive Warnings Apply | Rated G | chp 2/6 | Kid Peter Parker, Teen Peter Parker, Adult Peter Parker, Time Skips

Summary: As a child, Peter had a tendency to ‘borrow’ clothes from the people he loved. That didn’t change with age. However, there did come a day when the tables eventually turned.

Or

5 times Peter took someone else's clothing +1 time someone took something of his.

[amonrawya]

Hello Midsomer Murders fandom!

I have no idea how dead this fandom is on Tumblr but I love scrolling the tag, so I thought this would be the best place to look!

I'm working on a fic project involving Ben Jones, so naturally I'd like to make a character playlist for him. What songs do you think he'd like/would suit his character?